0 (zero) good games

There's no reason to play this piece of shit console in this day and age
Yeah, SMB3 looks charming but the controls are extremely unwieldy
The only good Mega Man is the 4th one but the level designs are dogshit
>Castlevania
BY FAR the best game in the console, but unforunfortunateltunely it's held back by unfair knockbacks into instakills via falling off
Videogames only became good from the fourth generation of consoles onwards and I'm tired of pretending they didn't

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >OH THE CLUNKINESS OUUUUU
    nerd

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's held back by unfair knockbacks into instakills via falling off
    No, I suck at this game but I disagree. That's part of what makes it so rewarding is the stiff movement and knockback. It makes the planning and positioning of the character that much more vital. It's part of the game.
    Also, you're a fricking moron.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The best games on NES are by natsume and sunsoft.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    True gaming starts with the SNES

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      El
      Em
      Ay
      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      homie never played Ys Book 1&2 on the Turbografx-CD.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Axelay over Space Megaforce
      >R-Type 3 that low
      Disregarded.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That piece of shit is what spawns the console shit that has ruined gaming

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah! Like digital storefronts! Frick'em! Frick'em in the BUTT!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know for sure you've never played Mitsume ga Tooru.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mega man 1-6

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm just biased because the NES was my first gaming system, but I still think it's one of the best. It's like the PS2, where you can easily find like 500+ games worth playing and I'm still finding great games on it to this day.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    b***h b***h b***h, whine whine whine.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he never played Journey to Silius, Gimmick, Crisis Force, or Recca
    LOL

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    true. if you missed it then you can't ever understand why people liked it. snes is a console that will probably always hold up especially with retrogarbage indie shovelvanias that never end. you might as well see what a good 16 bit game looks like.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >indie shovelvanias
      I thought Shovel Knight was relatively new.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        shovelware knight is one of many

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. You dumbasses will eventually start shitting on the SNES too. Just wait and see. Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably eventually when more people start calling gc xbox and PS2 retro.
        The only games I like on NES are the ones I played as a kid like the marios tetris and contra. Same with other people I know who would revisit Zelda because they already remembered everything from the first time they did it.
        SNES still has fun things I haven't experienced. There was a Gundam Wing Fighting game that I liked more recently.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >when more people start calling gc xbox and PS2 retro.
          I started calling the PS2 retro back when it became retro on March 4th of the year 2020, as per with 20-year rule.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's what i mean. The rule needs to be more flexible. A 1990s accord is technically a classic (>20yrs) but nobody is going to call it that over a 60s mustang or camaro.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literal babies can play NES games without whining as much as you.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    terrible bait but in case someone agrees with your garbage then:
    >mr. gimmick
    >metal storm
    >shatterhand
    >ufouria
    >jp mario 2
    >bionic commando
    >mother 1
    >final fantasy 2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      could someone whose first console was a ps1 or N64 ever enjoy those or would they have had to have been there?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's 6 Mega Mans on this thing, you stupid c**t.
    Also FF1&3.
    And Metal Max.
    And really frick you, you're moronic.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lot of words to say "I'm a zoomer".

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tetris you stupid Black person

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Play some shmups, you stupid, STUPID Black person.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Castlevania
    >BY FAR the best game in the console
    Kirby says hi

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