>at least 20 anons die in the spider fucking civil war >20 more fall off ledges >20 more die fighting to the bottom >10 more die from the poison dart bros >10 more die from a combination of the poison swamp/ogres >10 decide to go to the big tree for whatever reason
only 10 anons left to fight Quelaag. We fucked
Do we get flasks, or just an unupgraded longsword and nothing else? Can I use the giant club found in Blighttown if I get there before I die of poison?
Yeah that’s probably true, I think it only weighs 10 “units” but my ass is probably only good for the longsword. I did lift several branches bigger than that with no problem on my property, but I’m not swinging it at full speed.
Is it 100 lousy anons at once fighting her or is it 100 anons at once dropped in with the ability to slaughter each other? If its the latter I'm noping back to Firelink and hanging out
>10 anons somehow fall and die on the first ladder going into the entrance >5 more get killed in the first swipe from the first ogre >25 are sniped by toxic darts >10 get grabbed and killed by denizens >1 gets incinerated by a fire dog >1 gets grabbed by Jeremiah's tentacles >8 more fall to their deaths on the way down >2 get pancaked by mildred >the remaining anons get poisoned on the way charging towards quelaag
It's not sounding good bros
Just emotionally. You know they get shit like “you can level up but the NPCs can’t” and after a couple chapters/episodes they are like rank A in the in-universe leaderboards.
No.
Average anons wouldn't even be able to cross the swamp without dying of poison. Keep in mind they won't have estus flasks and won't respawn at bonfires.
What if the door out of the top is locked, since the dragon in the sewers has the key?
>go to the blacksmith >go outside into the garden >kill plant monsters
No wonder you retards are shitting all over yourselves. >hey guys let’s just die lololololo
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I don't think you remember the level layout of the game chief. Escaping blighttown in this case means running the whole level, period.
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Anonymous
I think your group is full of retards. >let’s go to the poison area with no moss >let me just chug 3 flasks to counteract the poison I have no way to deal with
if it's game rules they can level up and collect what they need
if it's real life rules they can build a walkway or something if they can stop calling each other retards and gays long enough
Honestly they'd probably just climb down half of them fucking die to Mildred whilst trying to fuck her. The other half run past and kill quelaag by trying to fuck her all at once.
>send the spider fuckers ahead to clear the way a bit >the above 80 iq anons tear apart the spare wood and build a ladder to the bottom >rush quelaag with everyone else
ggez
Lava is hot but it doesn't produce heat like fire. Fire is a gas and gases spread into the atmosphere. Lava is molten rock, just don't touch it. Does a hot man make it hard to breath when you cook?
>all these anons speaking of using other weapons or leaving the area to farm
Reread the op and consider that you would probably die because you're too retarded to even read
I rush the boss chamber and stand in Quelaags defense, a lone swordsman cutting down 99 anons desperate for escape to protect spider mommy. Then I marry and sex her
>get to quelaag sister chambers >her pained moans fill the room as i fuck her petrifide body >atleast other 20 anons waiting their turn
god that's so fucking hot
>either have to go through blighttown and die from falling, poison, or getting clubbed >or try to go backwards through the sewer and get fucked by rats, basilisks, and slimes
Unless we have some form of Undeath, we're probably fucked, and even then most will go Hollow.
>Quelaay spits out lava >we fucking die because being that close to lava kills us from pure exposure alone >plus she can hug her spider half and use an AoE
You fucks don't get it, she needs to die so we can fuck her sister instead.
https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/136724/how-close-can-you-get-to-lava-before-burning
It depends on how reflective your clothes are. But "instantly die" would mean being smothered in lava, or being directly above or downwind a large plume (which also cooks you with hot air in addition to the radiant heat).
You'll probably get burns if you're within 5m of it and without adequate protection. It's just that hot.
Yeah but its the exact blighttown from the game, and lets assume all 100 anons have played the game at least once. I think its possibly but yeah were probably fucked
huge difference between playing in third-person and literally being there in the flesh. I can play doom eternal just fine but slap a VR headset on and I'm shitting myself at all the demons
Canonically, her woman half is just a woman. Isn't there a crossbow in that one sewer half? I'm strong enough to scale down the scaffolding to cheese. The biggest problem would be reloading the damn thing if you miss. I'm confident we could do well enough. We could start breaking boards off and lighting them on fire to see better. Assuming it's as is, my biggest concern would be stepping on something sharp in the muck and getting an infection because I'm not wearing shoes. The second biggest concern for me would be that boulder guy, and who I would say is a bigger threat than she.
>can climbs down the cliffs a little easier than the chosen undead >mini spiders will burn us alive >need an anon to find a shield and tank hits, hopefully can distract the blow darts >poison swamp >apparently can't leave blighttown until we kill Quelag so no farming herbs
If they can farm souls, sure. If they have to fight at starting level with an unupgraded weapon, still yes, especially if they can all fight at once. But not everyone is going to make it.
I have never played a souls game except Elden Ring, is it worth it to get into dark souls and demon souls? Also will I have to follow a guide to complete all the quests due to their retarded way of "environmental storytelling"?
Dissemble those stick structures right there, surround that first enemy with effectively dull spears. Better yet, heat the tips in fire. Have sword bros flank. Try to keep the numb of anons fighting low so they collect souls enough they could spend. Too many cooks and nobody levels up. Take the cloth and make rudimentary shields. Burn wood for light. Proceed slowly. Use strong anons to scale down the scaffolding to pincer attack. Makeshift bridge across the poison. Shoot spider bitch with crossbow or throwing knife, or blind her with sand and shit.
I could easily do it. I was a former knight of a spanish conquistador, I could lead anons to the entrance for queelag but after that they're on their own.
Medieval locks are easy as fuck to pick. Anywhere else you could just brute force. With 100 people you could literally tear walls down with rope and a leverage point.
>blighttown entrance from the depths
We'll lose many along the way to toxic darts, a few retards will die jumping down to get the katana, and prettymuch our only chance of crossing the poison swamp without estus would be to collapse part of the upper portion of the depths and use the wreckage as platforms to avoid the poison while crossing. Throw in the civil war between the remaining anons who want to live and the coomers who want to fuck a spider and everyone dies.
Turn planks and sticks into spears and shields, we going phalanx formation. Dibs on holding hands and hugging the sick spider lady to make her feel warm.
we need to rush the boss room asap, otherwise we lose anons to bugs and people start becoming dehydrated
there will be significant losses but it's our only hope
The smell of the swamp, the stress of knowing there's blowdart snipers lurking in the dark, and the impact of seeing those bug mutant freaks and that thing guarding Power Within are much bigger factors than they're getting credit for here. Also, we don't get the privilege of a HUD, so there's going to be plenty of paranoia and uncertainty about poison, infection, etc.
>no i-frames >no shields >no impervious bones to absorb the impact of a giant orc moron throwing a rock at you even if you did have a shield
Pretty much anyone that manages to somehow survive the poison in the swamp down below is gonna get flattened by giant assholes with boulders while trying to climb the hill to Quelaag's room. That's assuming anybody even survives long enough to get down there. The toxic dart assholes would easily kill half the group one way or the other. Either through the darts themselves or anons tripping and falling off ledges trying to get up to them.
>Longsword
Aw yeah, this shit right there is my jam. I'd easily waltz up to Mildred while half the Anons break their legs trying to make the jump to the laito katana, now it's just a question to resist the urge to rape Mildred's fat arse right then and there or proceed with the quest...
If I help her against you losers there is a chance that maybe she and her sisters will have sex with me.
>at least 20 anons die in the spider fucking civil war
>20 more fall off ledges
>20 more die fighting to the bottom
>10 more die from the poison dart bros
>10 more die from a combination of the poison swamp/ogres
>10 decide to go to the big tree for whatever reason
only 10 anons left to fight Quelaag. We fucked
Possibly if they all attacked at once, but no chance if they can't cooperate.
>barf lava
You kidding? I'm way faster than the chosen undead. I can't roll, but I can outrun her shit easily.
I just use the Master Key to get to Firelink
Only enjoyable area in the entire game
im sure this is a legitimate opinion and i can respectfully disagree after carefully considering the other areas of the game and how they compare.
Nah, the other areas are shit
You guys take the spider half, I'll take the woman half alone
nooo don't fill me with eggs quelaag haha, your so sexy haha
Amazing chest ahead
Giant mommy is better, but sadly not available in this scenario.
99 fat nerds are more than enough to hold quelaag down as one anon fucks her, the question is whether anons have enough discipline to wait their turn
I called her first here
, other anons don't get a turn wtf
Is friendly fire enabled? Big conditional
You guys go on ahead, I'm just going to stand near this pillar until one of you upgrades your pyromancy flame
>walk 10 feet
>look backwards
>at least 30 of you retards already fell to your deaths
Not happening.
I'd slip off the ledge of one of those ascending wooden platforms and instantly die before even getting to Queelag
Do we get flasks, or just an unupgraded longsword and nothing else? Can I use the giant club found in Blighttown if I get there before I die of poison?
you can't lift that club
Yeah that’s probably true, I think it only weighs 10 “units” but my ass is probably only good for the longsword. I did lift several branches bigger than that with no problem on my property, but I’m not swinging it at full speed.
Only weighs 11 pounds, bro. I'm swinging that thing like a pool noodle. This is why isekai mcs are all overpowered most of the time.
You can’t get ye flask
Quelaag can fuck your mouth raw with +0 shit at low level.
Not me, of course, but the 100 Shitters would get roasted.
100,000 anons do not have the hand eye coordination to kill a single mosquito bro.
Is it 100 lousy anons at once fighting her or is it 100 anons at once dropped in with the ability to slaughter each other? If its the latter I'm noping back to Firelink and hanging out
Crestfallen knight spotted
Hold on hold on.. real life logic or video game logic?
>10 anons somehow fall and die on the first ladder going into the entrance
>5 more get killed in the first swipe from the first ogre
>25 are sniped by toxic darts
>10 get grabbed and killed by denizens
>1 gets incinerated by a fire dog
>1 gets grabbed by Jeremiah's tentacles
>8 more fall to their deaths on the way down
>2 get pancaked by mildred
>the remaining anons get poisoned on the way charging towards quelaag
It's not sounding good bros
>that many fall deaths
You guys are dogshit at vidya
Its an isekai it isnt vidya, its your real life body in lordran, its all about your own balance
then the answer is 0. 0 out of 100 0 out of 1000. nobody would make it past dung pie
But 99% if isekais make the MC get an OP version of the game’s mechanics
isekai is all about regular dudes struggling to survive in foreign hostile worlds
Just emotionally. You know they get shit like “you can level up but the NPCs can’t” and after a couple chapters/episodes they are like rank A in the in-universe leaderboards.
This is based on my experience invading randoms here, plus the fact that it's 100 retards on a shaky narrow platform with traps
do I get physically transported there irl or do I get isekaid in front of a tv and have to play the game on a ps3?
Let me solo her
We would have to build parachutes and parachute to the quelaags cave, then pin her down and mouthfuck / tittyfuck her
That sounds like a solid plan, but what are we building the parachutes with?
From our clothes
I dont think thats gonna work
No.
Average anons wouldn't even be able to cross the swamp without dying of poison. Keep in mind they won't have estus flasks and won't respawn at bonfires.
>not getting poison moss
What the fuck are you guys expecting?
>isekaied into blighttown
You're running all the way to darkroot to kill plant monsters? Good plan bro have fun
Your alternative is dying to poison. Good plan bro have fun
Fucking gaping dragon is on the way out. Good plan bro have fun
>go to the blacksmith
>go outside into the garden
>kill plant monsters
No wonder you retards are shitting all over yourselves.
>hey guys let’s just die lololololo
I don't think you remember the level layout of the game chief. Escaping blighttown in this case means running the whole level, period.
I think your group is full of retards.
>let’s go to the poison area with no moss
>let me just chug 3 flasks to counteract the poison I have no way to deal with
What if the door out of the top is locked, since the dragon in the sewers has the key?
Skeleton key locks are easy to pick, I've done it IRL.
if it's game rules they can level up and collect what they need
if it's real life rules they can build a walkway or something if they can stop calling each other retards and gays long enough
Honestly they'd probably just climb down half of them fucking die to Mildred whilst trying to fuck her. The other half run past and kill quelaag by trying to fuck her all at once.
Pretty sure itd be the other way around, the mildred fuckers would fuck her to death and the quelaag squad would die trying to fuck her
I leave blight town and head for undeadburg and loot the hollows for weapons and armor. Having a bow and a shield should come in handy.
Backtracking and farming would probably be the safer option, especially if enemies respawn and souls work like in game
Can Quelaag die in one hit like I would or is she a 25hits video game boss?
As the groups official master-strategist I will sit back and use the binoculars.
>100 anons
just get some sheilds and spears, we gonna phallanx our way out of this
the boss staggers if you can hit the human part of it so 25 anons shooting arrows could theoretically stunlock her.
>send the spider fuckers ahead to clear the way a bit
>the above 80 iq anons tear apart the spare wood and build a ladder to the bottom
>rush quelaag with everyone else
ggez
>the above 80 iq anons tear apart the spare wood and build a ladder to the bottom
So nobody builds a ladder?
My fatass would break the ladder anyway
I don't think you retards understand how how lava is. You wouldn't even be able to get near Quelaag without bursting into flames
Not all lava shares the same temperature. You can get close to some lava rivers.
Lava is hot but it doesn't produce heat like fire. Fire is a gas and gases spread into the atmosphere. Lava is molten rock, just don't touch it. Does a hot man make it hard to breath when you cook?
>all these anons speaking of using other weapons or leaving the area to farm
Reread the op and consider that you would probably die because you're too retarded to even read
Which one?
I always brave the valley of drakes and go the quick way
Picture appears to be of the one connected to the depths.
Am I similarly able to come back from death? Normally, it seems, an isekei bro gets some powers, do I?
Nah we're just a bunch of naked anons armed with only our bodies and our longswords.
Shit, I shouldn't have specced into faith
I rush the boss chamber and stand in Quelaags defense, a lone swordsman cutting down 99 anons desperate for escape to protect spider mommy. Then I marry and sex her
And that's how you end up as spider chow.
>get to quelaag sister chambers
>her pained moans fill the room as i fuck her petrifide body
>atleast other 20 anons waiting their turn
god that's so fucking hot
You can only fuck her mouth, she can just bite off your dick if she wants, you know?
>either have to go through blighttown and die from falling, poison, or getting clubbed
>or try to go backwards through the sewer and get fucked by rats, basilisks, and slimes
Unless we have some form of Undeath, we're probably fucked, and even then most will go Hollow.
Yeah but how many are going to turn on the rest simping for the hot spider?
Probably over half of the ones that make it, i know i might lmao
>break into three groups
>anons trying to kill her
>anons trying to defend her
>and the anons trying to touch her tits
>Quelaay spits out lava
>we fucking die because being that close to lava kills us from pure exposure alone
>plus she can hug her spider half and use an AoE
You fucks don't get it, she needs to die so we can fuck her sister instead.
I honestly just feel bad for the sisters, doubt I could bring myself to kill Queelag even if I could.
Real talk how close do you have to be to lava to instantly die?
https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/136724/how-close-can-you-get-to-lava-before-burning
It depends on how reflective your clothes are. But "instantly die" would mean being smothered in lava, or being directly above or downwind a large plume (which also cooks you with hot air in addition to the radiant heat).
You'll probably get burns if you're within 5m of it and without adequate protection. It's just that hot.
>entrance of Blighttown
Which one?
Wait a minute, are we isekai'd as normal humans, or as chosen undead? Huge difference
Normal humans, ourselves.
ok we're all fucked then
Yeah but its the exact blighttown from the game, and lets assume all 100 anons have played the game at least once. I think its possibly but yeah were probably fucked
huge difference between playing in third-person and literally being there in the flesh. I can play doom eternal just fine but slap a VR headset on and I'm shitting myself at all the demons
If this shit isn't specified in the OP then I'm assuming my own rules
*pft*
Literally moves so slow you can dodge it.
I wonder how fast toxic kills a regular person.
Also, do we get sunny D?
Probably as fast as it kills a naked player-character.
Giving everyone a single gulp of Sunny D would make things more interesting especially if you could steal other anon's estus flasks.
>parries it midair with my longsword
heh, nice try, kiddo!!!1
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
I still die to the drakes on the reg, ngl.
if we ever get poisoned we are completely fucked. this is assuming the blow darters don't get most of us.
Canonically, her woman half is just a woman. Isn't there a crossbow in that one sewer half? I'm strong enough to scale down the scaffolding to cheese. The biggest problem would be reloading the damn thing if you miss. I'm confident we could do well enough. We could start breaking boards off and lighting them on fire to see better. Assuming it's as is, my biggest concern would be stepping on something sharp in the muck and getting an infection because I'm not wearing shoes. The second biggest concern for me would be that boulder guy, and who I would say is a bigger threat than she.
Uh. I dont think you can just "light a fire" in that universe as you could here
If IRL applies to me, IRL applies to game. I'll shoot spider bitch with a crossbow, or a bomb made of fermented shit and ash in a cloth bag.
>can climbs down the cliffs a little easier than the chosen undead
>mini spiders will burn us alive
>need an anon to find a shield and tank hits, hopefully can distract the blow darts
>poison swamp
>apparently can't leave blighttown until we kill Quelag so no farming herbs
No fucking one is crossing the poison swamp alive.
Literally everyone is dying on the first shaky walkway.
Only I would survive because I'm the main character. Sorry NPCs, I don't make the rules, try not to seethe too hard about it.
If they can farm souls, sure. If they have to fight at starting level with an unupgraded weapon, still yes, especially if they can all fight at once. But not everyone is going to make it.
I have never played a souls game except Elden Ring, is it worth it to get into dark souls and demon souls? Also will I have to follow a guide to complete all the quests due to their retarded way of "environmental storytelling"?
they're worth it but you sound kinda faggish so you don't really deserve to play them
You can't complete many of the quests in Elden Ring without relying on guides, how does pointing that out make me a fag?
You don't want to use a guide for Dark Souls. It ruins the experience. You don't need to complete every "quest".
How many do you think would have a mental breakdown and go hollow before even giving it a shot?
I'm making the jump for Iaito
Dissemble those stick structures right there, surround that first enemy with effectively dull spears. Better yet, heat the tips in fire. Have sword bros flank. Try to keep the numb of anons fighting low so they collect souls enough they could spend. Too many cooks and nobody levels up. Take the cloth and make rudimentary shields. Burn wood for light. Proceed slowly. Use strong anons to scale down the scaffolding to pincer attack. Makeshift bridge across the poison. Shoot spider bitch with crossbow or throwing knife, or blind her with sand and shit.
Better question is if we can kill the first big fat dude who comes out of the darkness.
With 100 people, absolutely
Depends how many of the 100 are genuine schizos, cause you know whoever gets close first is getting pancaked.
That's why you phalanx like I said. Alternatively, literally just rain swords on him. Literally just throw them, lmao.
>realizing afterwards that we lost 62 of our swords to the first enemy
I could easily do it. I was a former knight of a spanish conquistador, I could lead anons to the entrance for queelag but after that they're on their own.
This thread reminded me that a random anon could climb over a pile of rubble and skip half of DS2
Medieval locks are easy as fuck to pick. Anywhere else you could just brute force. With 100 people you could literally tear walls down with rope and a leverage point.
Lordran has strong walls moron, shit was built by gods, it isnt exactly medieval
Depends on the wall.
>blighttown entrance from the depths
We'll lose many along the way to toxic darts, a few retards will die jumping down to get the katana, and prettymuch our only chance of crossing the poison swamp without estus would be to collapse part of the upper portion of the depths and use the wreckage as platforms to avoid the poison while crossing. Throw in the civil war between the remaining anons who want to live and the coomers who want to fuck a spider and everyone dies.
I shudder to think how many will want to bone Quelaag
Hey i just want to fuck her mouth and/or titties. Completely reasonable
you fags do know she doesn't have a human vag, right?
she's gonna have a spider pussy, and that means you CAN'T fuck her.
A man's dreams can be a powerful thing
Turn planks and sticks into spears and shields, we going phalanx formation. Dibs on holding hands and hugging the sick spider lady to make her feel warm.
we need to rush the boss room asap, otherwise we lose anons to bugs and people start becoming dehydrated
there will be significant losses but it's our only hope
>100 fat retards trying to rush Blighttown
I'd see that for a dollar.
I would go hollow, of course if i'd manage to not die from other monsters
I use human male sticky goo attack and win.
100 players in Blighttown? The fps would be so low that we will die of thirst before leaving the first platform.
Is poison more dangerous to us as humans rather than undead? Presumably our circulation's better, doesn't that mean we're fucked?
The smell of the swamp, the stress of knowing there's blowdart snipers lurking in the dark, and the impact of seeing those bug mutant freaks and that thing guarding Power Within are much bigger factors than they're getting credit for here. Also, we don't get the privilege of a HUD, so there's going to be plenty of paranoia and uncertainty about poison, infection, etc.
I will make the leap of faith to Iaito
>dark spirit has invaded
Ruuuuun!!1
>entrance of Blighttown
That's the exit, though. You enter Blighttown from Depths.
>no i-frames
>no shields
>no impervious bones to absorb the impact of a giant orc moron throwing a rock at you even if you did have a shield
Pretty much anyone that manages to somehow survive the poison in the swamp down below is gonna get flattened by giant assholes with boulders while trying to climb the hill to Quelaag's room. That's assuming anybody even survives long enough to get down there. The toxic dart assholes would easily kill half the group one way or the other. Either through the darts themselves or anons tripping and falling off ledges trying to get up to them.
Have you watched Gantz? Yeah.
Gantz is fucking kino
You mean read, right?
Unless you're talking about Gantz O
>Longsword
Aw yeah, this shit right there is my jam. I'd easily waltz up to Mildred while half the Anons break their legs trying to make the jump to the laito katana, now it's just a question to resist the urge to rape Mildred's fat arse right then and there or proceed with the quest...