152 people excited for Gollum!

Who's excited to play the new Gollum game? Discuss your fav Gollum line in here. Just bought the giga deluxe edition with the secret Gollum emotes so I can show it off in my single player game.

German studio Daedalic entertainment knocked it out of the park! They're no longer a joke among the German gamedev industry.

Some anon saved the playthrough if you want to be convinced to buy the game. It's lit.
https://mega.nz/folder/tbwxlBpY#Je2yNz_aCb24hnq-SUcPgA

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good game in the showcase.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy azz gollum looking mf look at this wide eyed ass mf look at his big ass eyes frickin goofy

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    152 people that work for the company and publisher. simple as. no one is going to buy it.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    we eating good gollumchads

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally who asked for this? why would anyone want to play as gollum

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well apparently their publisher Nacon paid for the studio to make this game. French execs being out of touch

      >Nacon stock price 2.65 EURO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally who asked for this? why would anyone want to play as gollum

        >mfw I check out games made by nacon

        what are they telling us bros?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I Love My Horse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He chokes goblins to death with his bare hands in pitch black darkness while invisible and eats them. He also hangs out with a primordial spider demigod in his spare time and kept the ring out of Sauron's grasp for hundreds of years until it faded to myth. Gollum is the most based hobbit of all and his story has rich opportunities for satisfying underdog gameplay.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This reads like something you got out of a chat gpt prompt lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >endless
            god Chat GPT is so shit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lastly
            You can't just say lastly!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Perchance.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could be some good emotion bait regarding his corruption and loss of humanity/hobbitanity and addiction to the ring.. get streamers to cry-react to his downfall on Twitch.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally who asked for this? why would anyone want to play as gollum

      I think its good to have some Chud representation in games, Gankercels should be happy to finally see somebody like them be the protagonist.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the part where he said "It's Golluming time" and Gollumed all over everybody.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It just looks like Uncharted without any of the combat. I'd be willing to spend $20 on it brand new

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread isn’t funny, stop trying to force a meme like morbius you zoomer homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just like with Zelda Ganker doesnt get good games. Seethe more while we Gollumchads enjoy our crackhead gameplay

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spread eagle on the bed for Smeagol

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no longer a joke among the German gamedev industry
    Were they ever? I'm German and their point and click adventures are very well received here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean 1 game released 10 years ago and everything else was trash. Check out their kununu reviews friend. Apparently it's a hellhole

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game dev studio is a hellhole
        imagine my shock

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gollum's my favorite LOTR character and even I have no interest in this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is Gollum your fav character? Do you look like him?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but gollums extremely interesting and a focus of the plot in both the hobbit and he lord of the rings. Corrupted hobbit who’s traveled everywhere in middle earth hunting for his precious makes for a pretty cool character. Making a game about him that appeals to the masses os another story though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was Tolkien's favorite as well. He's more complicated and tragic than anyone else in the main cast.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just think he's interesting. I like seeing what the Ring can do to a person, and the failed redemption arc was heartwrenching. Made for a really compelling antagonist for Frodo, like a mirror to what he could become if he lets the Ring consume him. He's cool!
        But the game looks like mega ass, I wouldn't want a Gollum game like that. Could be a neat character for a point-and-click adventure game, though.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think gollums cool and like the idea of exploring middle earth as him but I’m also berry aware in a gigantic lotr nerd who has always thought gollum was a neat character since I watched the 70’s hobbit cartoon so by no means is my personal taste a large target demographic for a video game.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did they even announce this game? Never even knew it existed

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really so hard to give Gollum clothes, Aragorn a clean shave, Legolas brown hair, and no plate armor? Tolkien's aesthetic will never be properly portrayed.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6gb video
    post some webms i dont want to get wienerblocked by mega's download limit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks painfully generic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did anyone look at this and think it would be something anybody would pay money for?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm predicting a 70-75 on Metacritic, the visuals don't look bad but the gameplay/game itself looks kind of boring. You'd have to be a huge LotR fan to probably enjoy the game, and even then you're playing as fricking Gollum. This isn't like War in the North or The Third Age where it's like an actual RPG with swords and axes, I'm a bit shocked they think the game is worth $70.

    I'd be shocked if it scores 80 or above, might wait for a discount/sale to get it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be smoking crack homie. It's gonne get around 60 or lower.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thus shut is a disaster man. Just watch a clip with any damage and marvel at the disconnect between damaging animations and feedback in the form of reduced health. In one the spider hits him, and begins winding up another attack animations before the player dies.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unsurprisingly, it looks like dogshit.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOMORROW GOTY WILL HAVE ITS DAY

    ______________________________________________________Don't forget to get it on Epic to help uncle Timmy!______________________________________________________

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meant to post this high resolution picture (to honor such a distinguished game [it really is, you can't deny])

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