>2 hours game length

>2 hours game length
>80 dollars

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually 1 hour long and costs $90 moron

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >30 minute game
    >$160
    what were they thinking?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this real? what the frick is wrong with nintendo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i heard it's actually $90 and no game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a box for 120$, there is no game inside. Tendies will defend this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t even joke about that it’s what they did for labo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It actually costs $743 and comes with nothing but a piece of paper telling you to go frick yourself

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go grab a cup of coffee
    >ZDR already blew up
    Do tendies really?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >7 hours game length
    >6 hours game length
    >5 hours game length
    >4 hours game length
    >2 hours game length
    >45 minute game length
    make up your mind morons

    also took me 12 hours to 100% but keep baitposting ya homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2 minutes
      >$400

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People have beaten it in less than two hours

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We're basing a game's monetary value on how quickly speedrunners can blast through a game now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but have YOU beaten it in 2h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People beat oblivion unless than an hour, people have beaten the dark souls games in under 2 hours.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people have beaten Ocarina of Time in 6 minutes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How much time do you think they spent on it to do that you moron?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >145$ game

      >45 mins to beat

      how could nitendo do this ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re saying that like it means something. 12 hours to 200% is pitiful.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I checked it was for free. But... nostalgia aside is a 3 stars game at best. If this game would have a different name and different character it woul be trashed as it deserved.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're thinking of Super Metroid at launch, adjusted for inflation.
    Dread is actually about twice as long and costs slightly less.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wages stagnated while costs inflated.
      Stop parroting rightwing politican propaganda talking points.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw finished it in around 9 hours and paid $0

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2h
    >100$
    they can't getting away with this

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the time keep getting smaller and the price keep getting higher?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They patch the game to make it smaller now. Absolutely pathetic, frick Nintendo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And they retroactively charge you extra for doing so. Holy shit tendies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They realized a lot of people never finish their games, even if they paid the full price

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy a switch for 300$
    >Buy a switch OLED for 350$ because I want the games to look good
    >Buy the game from a scalper for 90$
    >Open the case
    >Nervously place the game on my Switch OLED
    >Game falls to the floor, cat grabs it
    >Dog’s mad, kills the cat, grabs the cart
    >Dogs choked with the cart before I can do anything
    >tfw 740$ and no game, no cat and no dog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yet somehow tendies will defend this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why anyone would support this garbage company after shit like this

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Early boss.
      Phase 1.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      try doing that on hard mode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every thread lmao
      you get to this boss in like an hour, this is only the first phase, granted phase two isnt much harder but again, its like the 2nd non mini-boss in the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets hit
      Am I supposed to be impressed?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 hour length
    >intro and end cutscene are 30 minutes each

    So it's actually a 1 hour game. Buyer beware.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf the game cost me 100 dollars and it only lasted half an hour

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit bros my time travel machine is going nuts all of a sudde-
    *this thread has been transported back in time*
    >9800 yen
    Imagine paying this much for a fricking 7 hour long game holy shit

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something that keeps being forgotten is that the time you're given at the end for your clear time doesnt include deaths nor does it include cutscenes.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone hates filler episodes or unnecessary grinding, but games have to be artificial long to be worth money somehow

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have genre defining games like Hollow Knight that everyone loves selling for less than 20 bucks and the flood of excellent other indie metroidvanias every year for a decade.
    Next to it Metroid just does not look worth the money and almost completely riding on brand recognition from Nintendo.
    Also frick cutscene spam. That shit dragged down Metroid Prime 3 already when the texts to read were always way better for anyone that isn't a movie normalgay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually moronic? Metroid made this genre

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hollow knight is awful, it’s honestly a terrible game and it last so long because the movement is extremely slow.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1 picosecond game length
    >500 trillion dollars
    Seriously, Nintendo?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have to work for 4 hours in the Nintendo mines
    >50 crypto bucks

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