>7 hours game length >6 hours game length >5 hours game length >4 hours game length >2 hours game length >45 minute game length
make up your mind morons
also took me 12 hours to 100% but keep baitposting ya homosexual
Last time I checked it was for free. But... nostalgia aside is a 3 stars game at best. If this game would have a different name and different character it woul be trashed as it deserved.
>Buy a switch for 300$ >Buy a switch OLED for 350$ because I want the games to look good >Buy the game from a scalper for 90$ >Open the case >Nervously place the game on my Switch OLED >Game falls to the floor, cat grabs it >Dog’s mad, kills the cat, grabs the cart >Dogs choked with the cart before I can do anything >tfw 740$ and no game, no cat and no dog
every thread lmao
you get to this boss in like an hour, this is only the first phase, granted phase two isnt much harder but again, its like the 2nd non mini-boss in the game
Oh shit bros my time travel machine is going nuts all of a sudde-
*this thread has been transported back in time* >9800 yen
Imagine paying this much for a fricking 7 hour long game holy shit
You have genre defining games like Hollow Knight that everyone loves selling for less than 20 bucks and the flood of excellent other indie metroidvanias every year for a decade.
Next to it Metroid just does not look worth the money and almost completely riding on brand recognition from Nintendo.
Also frick cutscene spam. That shit dragged down Metroid Prime 3 already when the texts to read were always way better for anyone that isn't a movie normalgay.
It's actually 1 hour long and costs $90 moron
>30 minute game
>$160
what were they thinking?
is this real? what the frick is wrong with nintendo?
i heard it's actually $90 and no game
It's just a box for 120$, there is no game inside. Tendies will defend this
You can’t even joke about that it’s what they did for labo
It actually costs $743 and comes with nothing but a piece of paper telling you to go frick yourself
>go grab a cup of coffee
>ZDR already blew up
Do tendies really?
>7 hours game length
>6 hours game length
>5 hours game length
>4 hours game length
>2 hours game length
>45 minute game length
make up your mind morons
also took me 12 hours to 100% but keep baitposting ya homosexual
>2 minutes
>$400
People have beaten it in less than two hours
We're basing a game's monetary value on how quickly speedrunners can blast through a game now?
but have YOU beaten it in 2h
People beat oblivion unless than an hour, people have beaten the dark souls games in under 2 hours.
people have beaten Ocarina of Time in 6 minutes
How much time do you think they spent on it to do that you moron?
>145$ game
>45 mins to beat
how could nitendo do this ?
You’re saying that like it means something. 12 hours to 200% is pitiful.
Last time I checked it was for free. But... nostalgia aside is a 3 stars game at best. If this game would have a different name and different character it woul be trashed as it deserved.
You're thinking of Super Metroid at launch, adjusted for inflation.
Dread is actually about twice as long and costs slightly less.
Wages stagnated while costs inflated.
Stop parroting rightwing politican propaganda talking points.
>mfw finished it in around 9 hours and paid $0
>2h
>100$
they can't getting away with this
Why does the time keep getting smaller and the price keep getting higher?
They patch the game to make it smaller now. Absolutely pathetic, frick Nintendo
And they retroactively charge you extra for doing so. Holy shit tendies
They realized a lot of people never finish their games, even if they paid the full price
>Buy a switch for 300$
>Buy a switch OLED for 350$ because I want the games to look good
>Buy the game from a scalper for 90$
>Open the case
>Nervously place the game on my Switch OLED
>Game falls to the floor, cat grabs it
>Dog’s mad, kills the cat, grabs the cart
>Dogs choked with the cart before I can do anything
>tfw 740$ and no game, no cat and no dog
yet somehow tendies will defend this.
>take guy's money and pets
Holy based Nintendo!
I don't know why anyone would support this garbage company after shit like this
Early boss.
Phase 1.
try doing that on hard mode
every thread lmao
you get to this boss in like an hour, this is only the first phase, granted phase two isnt much harder but again, its like the 2nd non mini-boss in the game
>gets hit
Am I supposed to be impressed?
>2 hour length
>intro and end cutscene are 30 minutes each
So it's actually a 1 hour game. Buyer beware.
wtf the game cost me 100 dollars and it only lasted half an hour
Oh shit bros my time travel machine is going nuts all of a sudde-
*this thread has been transported back in time*
>9800 yen
Imagine paying this much for a fricking 7 hour long game holy shit
Something that keeps being forgotten is that the time you're given at the end for your clear time doesnt include deaths nor does it include cutscenes.
Everyone hates filler episodes or unnecessary grinding, but games have to be artificial long to be worth money somehow
You have genre defining games like Hollow Knight that everyone loves selling for less than 20 bucks and the flood of excellent other indie metroidvanias every year for a decade.
Next to it Metroid just does not look worth the money and almost completely riding on brand recognition from Nintendo.
Also frick cutscene spam. That shit dragged down Metroid Prime 3 already when the texts to read were always way better for anyone that isn't a movie normalgay.
Are you actually moronic? Metroid made this genre
Hollow knight is awful, it’s honestly a terrible game and it last so long because the movement is extremely slow.
>1 picosecond game length
>500 trillion dollars
Seriously, Nintendo?
>have to work for 4 hours in the Nintendo mines
>50 crypto bucks