>2 years later. >Still makes?

>2 years later
>Still makes Ganker seethe
So are you ready to admit she did nothing wrong?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    simp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incel.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My smol princess!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She marries me, she's cool.

    I really want Milicent tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I really want Milicent tho.
      based, she's the superior girl in that game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did Miyazaki-san do it bro? 🙁

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She at least died on her own terms, better than rotting in a ruined church or being a puppet for the rot god. I'd say her ending wasn't all that bad considering the alternatives. Most other characters die horribly not by their choice if you finish their questline.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >releases death aids upon the lands
    >nothing wrong teehee :3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Malenia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both of them are guilty.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I had a coin for every time a woman released a deadly plague upon the land after throwng a hissy fit, I'd have two coins, which isn't a lot but is weird it happened twice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Ganker users

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      death aids upon the lands
      That'd be Malenia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlet Rot is what happens when you overload on life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Evidence?
          + Death aids has an easier solution than scarlet rot, which Malenia released on purpose unlike Rani.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >easier solution
            And how's that working out, huh?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >And how's that working out, huh?
              It's working now that Radahn isn't blocking the stars in the sky anymore and we got the rest of the rune of death from Maliketh.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seluvis, Dung Eater, and Varre start a band
    what is it named?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Selubrious bloodfart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Band of the Black folk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death metal band
      >shitblood rapist
      Dark indie rock
      >amber starlight
      Midwest emo
      >dung eater and the dung eaters

      I'm out of ideas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Bloody Anal Puppet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lostprophets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bloody bunghole betrayers

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i never found out what she did because i got frenzied flame and never touched the game again

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The world needs more dolly romances.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how many people will pick up on why you posted this image.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't perfect the Golden Order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect the golden order
      >go le crazy eyes anyway

      at least i have a logical conclusion to my NG+ playthrough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect the golden order
      >by subverting and lobotomizing it in its entirety

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marika made the Erdtree her Icon, because trees can't speak for themselves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >making the gods act in accordance of their station and philosophy
        >bad to an adherent of said philosophy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doing my second playthrough and I'm amazed I never noticed the sheer diversity of crabs in this game.
          >Normal Crabs
          >Zombie Crabs in the catacombs
          >Sleep spewing crabs under the Albinauric village that look like Albinaurics themselves.
          >Godwynn blighted crabs.

          There may be even more.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The crystal crabs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They got to overcompensate because there are no spiders

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no spiders
              Good
              Get rid of the centipede frickers too while you're at it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Albinauric crabs are the funniest to me
              >Try to make humans from quick silver
              >Can't walk
              >try to make them again
              >ayy lmao
              >make crab
              >it's fricking perfect.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                crabs are the perfect lifeform where everthing is headed, it is knowm

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >there are no spiders
              never noticed because there are a frickton of ants

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The crystal crabs

            lobster crabs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING c**tBOY PRIEST DIED BECAUSE I APPARENTLY DIDN'T QUITE FULLY EXHAUST HIS DIALOGUE AFTER SOLVING THE STUPID STATUE PUZZLE
      FRICK YOU

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death to all moon goddess worshipers.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total tranni death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it kino?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      Such pretty hands

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dung website

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crimes include
    >fratricide of an innocent, her brother (Godwyn who is only described as so noble a formally defeated foe would attempt to fight the metaphysical concept of death for) leaving him in a death yet deathless cancer like torment for the foreseeable future [directly her fault]
    >death of untold others to help mask that (many died the night of the black knives) [directly her fault]
    >betraying her co-conspirators (the black knives kill her vassals, and Alecto is imprisoned on her raised base thing) [directly her fault]
    >the countless deaths of millennia (the shattering occurred, iirc, 5000+ years ago) of deathroot [directly her fault]
    >partially responsible for Rykards horrific actions (see Blasphemous Claw) and or willing to ally with him [directly and or indirectly responsible]
    >her actions led to the shattering, causing untold deaths and suffering for millennia [indirectly responsible]
    >willing to work with the creep Seluvius, who brings people a fate worse than death [directly and indirectly responsible]
    >her end is directly worse than the golden order end imo, they accomplish largely the same thing in that they remove the pettiness/human aspect of the gods, but hers also removes the positive benefits of present gods [not responsible, she could not have known in fairness]
    these are just off the top of my head

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dude she's so evil, everyone else was completely innocent.
      And that's not mentioning the fact you're giving her way too much credit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah dude she's so evil, everyone else was completely innocent.
        I don't consider her evil per se, just uncaring/machiavellian, shes completely using you initially imo unless you find everything out and talk to her doll form and still opt to help her, iirc this changes her ending dialogue
        Godwyn is described as pretty cool, but I'm referring largely to civilians/the populous in general where she really wracks up the death count/suffering
        fair point about the black knives, however
        >And that's not mentioning the fact you're giving her way too much credit
        explain

        Godwyn wasn't her brother. I'm not reading the rest since you can't even get that basic fact right.

        >Godwyn wasn't her brother.
        I'm of the belief that Radagon was always Marika (but not that Marika was always Radagon, but that when Marika was a god, she was also Radagon)
        thus a child of Marika as a god is a half sibling to Ranni
        you may not think that though, we don't have objective proof either way, other than to say that Radagon just appears in the timeline with the authority to lead Marika's troops and to impart a shard of the elden ring (and he had some large secret ala the mask of confidence)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm of the belief
          No one cares about what you "believe".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what is making you so hostile anon
            explain your belief on the matter and the evidence for it
            >leal hound
            >yet to become a god
            referring to radagon not being the god, that which is Marika, as lets not forget that line ALSO includes
            >let us be shattered both
            >mine other self

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Split homosexuals are just morons. They don't realize Marika could just have her vassels pretend she was in the tree during her time as Radagon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godwyn wasn't her brother. I'm not reading the rest since you can't even get that basic fact right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Killing Super Jesus is bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you see as "red flags" I see as "quirks"

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue dicky.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just eat the Elden Ring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They ran out of ranch.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was unethical to kill Godwin. I condemn her and Godwin's mother-prostitute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based, when are you killin' the elites?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tomorrow, in Minecraft.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she objectively made the world worse, and I do not think she planned the shattering (at least there is not evidence for this)
        so likely at the time, the only thing she wanted was simply not to be controlled by the fingers/GW
        a fair goal, but at a minimum this directly killed 1 to save herself, and several other of Marika's children to numerous and spread out for Marika's protection

        So did we actually figure out why she has a second incorporeal face attached to her real one

        aesthetics

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So did we actually figure out why she has a second incorporeal face attached to her real one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real one is just a random doll. Her real body is dead, and so the spectral face is her spirit, which inhabits the doll.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she objectively made the world worse, and I do not think she planned the shattering (at least there is not evidence for this)
      so likely at the time, the only thing she wanted was simply not to be controlled by the fingers/GW
      a fair goal, but at a minimum this directly killed 1 to save herself, and several other of Marika's children to numerous and spread out for Marika's protection
      [...]
      aesthetics

      >Ghosts exist in the setting
      >somehow she needed a "half-death" to become a ghost.

      Biggest plot hole in the setting.

      Granted, it seems every spirit in game that isn't Those who Live in Death are bound to bells so maybe her ghost is a bell-less kind of ghost.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ghosts DO exist in the setting....now, after the knight of the black knives and thus deathroot
        but assuming ghosts existed before death was removed, it may also have something to do with her empyrean flesh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose that makes sense, I mean the Walking Cathedrals summon ghosts as you do with a bell, but they were given life by those Demigods slain in the Knight of Black Knives.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose that makes sense, I mean the Walking Cathedrals summon ghosts as you do with a bell, but they were given life by those Demigods slain in the Knight of Black Knives.

          >knight
          NIGHT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had to get my tendies outta da of-in and typed kwiklee

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the Harry Potter audience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rayman Lucario is the best area in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Victorian Architecture

      Looks like Bloodborne 2.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care, i dont have time for some wannabe gods thirst for power, i have my own agenda

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honesty they should have utilized smoll doll Ranni some more. Imagine her comments throughout your adventure, I'd love to have a fantasy equivalent to Cortana. Heck that's what Asimi was gonna be being a literal slime living in you as a host, fricking sucks she was cut.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >magine her comments throughout your adventure, I'd love to have a fantasy equivalent to Cortana
      This should have been Melina, not the blue bawd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both would've been good, but really the devs wanted all us maidenless

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nephali lamenting the slaughter of Albinaurics.
    >Most of the enemies in the area are Albinaurics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those albinaurics have been driven insane by that event, likely their fading, and their history of suffering
      genuinely and unironically albinaurics are what israelites at least claim to be in terms of suffering and unfair hatred
      but even if they weren't driven insane, they'd probably be hostile to outsiders all things considered

      ?t=14

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jews wish they were homonculi

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ranni makes Ganker seethe
    What in the ever loving holy fricking revisionism are you talking about schizo

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I vaguely remember that Seluvis wanted to drug Ranni, what was the endgame there?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frickdoll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wanted a harem of dolls. He wanted both our Sensei and Ranni

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cute little genocidal wife

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Witch (Feminist/Female empowerment crap)
    >Doll (Have to use fake body to deceive people)
    >Moon worshiper (Chaotic energy/Use for the dark arts like irl)
    >Obvious Lillith archetype (Lillith was the was original subverter in the israeli tradition and this relates with Witches as well)
    >Blue Pajeet skin with 4 arms (Obvious goddess Kali reference. feminist tumblr witches love her as well since she's a destroyer goddess, which implies she will btfo the patriarchy or whatever.)

    You simps could keep her. Don't let the cute goth girlfriend meme get to your head.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a cutie

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How far into the game will I be when I get the Dark Moon Greatsword? Is there a way to finish the Ranni's quest relatively quickly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta kill radahn, do some fetchquesting, then kill astel. That's basically it. If you're good enough you can do it very quickly. If youre an average player, you'll probably finish the quest betwen 70-90 or so. That's what the "recommended" level is for that area with the boss I think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radahn is easy and can be easily cheesed with ranged options (there's even a way to get to him while skipping castle). Astel is the real issue but you can cheese and stagger chain him with that int sword located above the mini version of him at Uhl Palace Ruins. 2 nebula attacks = stagger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to kill Rennala for the ring, Radahn for Nokron and Astel to get to the moonlight altar. You can do it fairly quickly with moonveil or just sorcery

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean her actions created the undead plague and her ending never addresses the issue. Her ending is like a prequel to Dark Souls.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You DID preorder your wife's nendo... right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has the ring on her finger
      Cute!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni was built for the Big Tarnished Heart

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone explain to me why I should give a shit for the lands between, enough to reject 1000 years of Ranni sex too.
    Every single butthole there wants to murder me on sight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they failed to give you a sense that not everyone is an insane old man begging to die.
      It happens only a couple of times with places like Castle Mourne, Patches and his thieves and the Jarberg raiders but overall From only knows how to make you feel like you're in a zombie hellscape with a sparse few immortal knights hanging around.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel the game would improve if you could deceive npcs by wearing relevant armor
        >wear godrick army's armor
        >every single non lobotomized soldier of godrick wants me dead for no reason

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is people can tell you’re a Tarnished by the lack of gold in your eyes. Most humanoid enemies have it and all non Tarnished NPCs (Kenneth Haight) for example have it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lack of gold in eyes
            Is that all that physically separates a tarnished from a non-tarnished?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but if you wear a helmet that covers your eyes, that shouldn't be an issue. The real issue is that you're a manlet and manlets are kill-on-sight

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't done her ending. What would be the most fun magic build for that, Carian melee?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Int Arcane, because Ranni's ending is what the Nox want and they have all the arcane.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rainbow shit
      Rannigays are Trannigays confirmed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even though you're pretending to be moronic in order to shitpost, there are limits, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BREATHE
      >BREATHE IN THE AIR
      >DON'T BE AFRAID TO CARE

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her, Melania, and Marika makes Ganker seethe because the whole game is about Women moments

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sleepy Ranni

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who pick Ranni are already FF adherents since they'll never breed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you must breed because... you just must!

      What a compelling argument

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. May chaos take the world

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You say that as if there's anything that doesn't make Ganker seethe.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be honest bros, if I had more games like Elden Ring where my attention can be captured all the time, I would genuinely have no issues with staying a virgin for the rest of my life. Sadly I can't stay busy like that

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire family did nothing wrong and I will not be convinced otherwise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h smurf can't even smile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Radahn did nothing wrong.

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