FPBP
Any vidya gaem stops being fun as soon as you take the competitive multiplayer too seriously.
Nobody IRL will ever care about you hitting Masters 70 LP. If you want competitive multiplayer just go play some stupid party games with your friends.
Chess, Pokemon, Yugioh. All of these were fun multiplayer games, at least until a shift sometime within the last 8 years, then the player bases became so obsessed with winning that they ruined the multiplayer with meta gaming autism. Chess can't even play without knowing 8 separate openings to the 10th move to reach cat 1 anymore, Pokemon is just ass hats copying Smogon best builds, and Yugioh is just pure combo into lockdown no fun allowed solitaire. These games can still be fun, but not if you're good at them because matchmaking means the most boring and unfun players again and again
They are native to rivers but when the water is damed and a lake is formed it causes it to be roomier causing a hormonal shift allowing for more growth. Similar to how goldfish stop growing wen kept in an aquarium vs a open body of water.
This has caused catfish to get fucking huge as they never stop growing in this open water. And they are likely to keep finding larger ones as they age. As we don't know what the real limit to this growth is. And older catfish you know get older.
The chernobyl catfish is in its native habitat, the OP catfish is in an introduced body of water. They're both the same species of catfish (Wels Catfish)
Ectotherm growth limits are theoretically (and I use word very loosely here) infinite provided they have enough food/space. Put a fish that'll eat anything and everything in a big lake, it gets big
No this is a 2016 game and achievement were implemented in like 2021 when I already left.
I got those 6 just by logging in once to gift stuff to a friend
A lot of MMOs go to shit with time but I think PSO2 had it worst and got fucked so fucking much with NGS.
Lost Ark has fun gameplay but bots and korean gear treadmill ruins it.
Smash Ultimate. With how publicized all the drama and pedo stuff is and how much DLC changed the meta, everyone including its most diehard players despises the game and I really can't stand to play it anymore.
Catfish theoretically never stop growing aslong as they get enough food and their habitat doesn't get cramped.
Don't ask me how the fish measures the later part but you could overfeed a catfish in your aquarium as much as you want it would never grow bigger than even a fraction of a wild one.
>Don't ask me how the fish measures the later part
They release hormones then sense the dilution in the water table. If concentration drops below a certain level, it triggers a signal to grow largjah.
Catfish theoretically never stop growing aslong as they get enough food and their habitat doesn't get cramped.
Don't ask me how the fish measures the later part but you could overfeed a catfish in your aquarium as much as you want it would never grow bigger than even a fraction of a wild one.
These catfish are invasive in Southern Europe (originally from Eastern Europe), but they do exceptionally well in warmed climates
It is LoL for 30+ European dads.
It is more arcade than Warthunder, which is a massive plus.
But a lot of bad things have collected over the past 10 years.
Dota 2 with 5k+ hours played. I haven't even played it in well over a year and well over maybe 2 regularly. It still is in my mind the best MOBA but I think I rather watch blacked cuck porn be spammed on this board than subject myself to a single match of Dota 2 at this point. Free yourself from online multiplayer slop anons and embrace the true greatness video games have to off with single player non-online material.
Based as fuck , the fact that I had to engage with other humans in my video games caused me annoyance more than it ever caused me joy.
I may have made friends through online play, but that doesn't mean online games are a pleasant time overall.
Swimming through a sea of shit and finding a few diamonds doesn't mean you aren't covered in shit anymore.
Same, I have around 13k hours spread across various accounts.
I would have recommended dota up to late 2017, even 2018. But in it's current state it's dying and not worth the time investment to learn.
For the longest time all of their updates would be new grinds that had nothing to do with the previous grinds you've been doing and which would never be looked at again after that patch or version was done and the next grind that didn't have shit to do with what you'd already done and which wouldn't be touched again came out.
They won't fucking finish making cross-save so that I can migrate to PC. I refuse - REFUSE - to do all that over again. I have every frame pre-New War prime and MR of about 23 and a few maxed factions. And a dojo that I built solo financed by my own work that has every research in the labs finished except for the hema. It is not a small dojo and I'm attached to my potato.
i have never played a game for more than 1000 hours. I really can't imagine playing something that long. even my favorite and more played game, tf2, i'm kind of sick now after 1,000 hours.
>garnered nearly 5k hours after the review
Is it a thing to be a masochistic sociopath that focuses upon the self? This is like virtual flagellation; you're either very zen or a completely unlikable ball of spite.
Runescape for me. Fuck that dogshit game, and particularly fuck the devs who promise the world and never deliver anything.
It happens when you get addicted to the game and finally have a moment of realisation that the game is shit and you've wasted all those hours of your life.
Resident Evil Survivor. To this day, I still play it from time to time just to look at the 3d models of monsters from RE1 and 2 in glorious first person
Mount and Blade.
I love the games since the first one but they really turn to shit at the kingdom expansion stage. Such a brutal slog. Haven't played a mod or variant that alleviates it either.
I will certainly follow my leader Jesus Christ. Do not use that rope you have so much to live for but you aren't a real woman BTW.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
enjoy dying in israel for gods chosen people you moron who worships a israelite on a stick
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I am too busy being successful while enjoying hobbies and my loved ones to join the military anon. I recommend trying it sometime cause you sound miserable as shit lol. Lmao.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sure that's why you're spending your free time here.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm getting paid at the moment. Isn't it time for you to go back to flipping burgers??? Oh wait... you don't even have a job hahaha I love coming here and flexing on incels and NEETS. Thanks for the laughs.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
sure you are
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
aren't you supposed to be against nazism?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
you can shit on the israelites without being a nazi
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No you can not, hating israelites automatically makes you a nazi as only nazis hate israelites
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>only nazis hate israelites
American moment.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
He's not on the "stick" dumbass, if you're going to try to insult people you should at least be literate.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
cope genital mutilated christcuck goyslave
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
this is your brain on modern propaganda lel.
Are those "right wing chuds" with us in the room right now?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
He's calling out the israelites doesn't that make him the chud?
Don't Starve Together
Just beat the bosses once and never touch it again. By that point, you'll have seen it all, keep in mind it could take you a long time to even get skilled enough. Actually, just don't play it unless it's with friends who know how, don't get sucked into the autism of playing it alone like me
Dark Souls 2. The only reason to play the game is because the PVP is unmatched in the series. Currently the PVP is dead besides the random lvl 800 havel jester beasts haunting the arena. Therefore I would not reccomend anyone play it despite the fact I have 8 pvp builds and thousands of hours.
Barely works without a shitload of mods, only good forums are dead or inaccessible outside of east asia, cities skylines exists now so no point in playing anyways in 2023
MGS5 took me either 90 or 130 hours total. Have not touched it in 5 years. Easily the most disappointing game I've played and the sunk cost to see it through to the end got me. That 100% final act shit was awful. Kojima CANNOT make a game anymore and all its problems were present in Death Stranding >Audio logs EVERYWHERE droning on >Same mission structure aka SAME HELICOPTER RIDES AKA SAME HOME BASE FOR SAM
I am so sick of Kojima as a game director, he makes the most boring samey games.
Destiny 2. I keep playing for the great gunplay, but every other aspect of the game just keeps getting worse. I can't fucking believe that no other studio has tried to cannibalize destiny by just slapping together a modern looter shooter with a good engine, but also a decent ui, a coherent story, functional matchmaking, and sensible monetization.
All these anons regretting their time played in competitive mp games were simply because of the fact that they weren't 1v1.
I don't regret my thousands of hours in fighting since there's no toxicity or retards I have to rely on
Cities Skylines
Basically the shills said it would be given a "proper send off" before cs2. What that meant was bogging their shit engine up with bad dlc and not optimizing anything. Then releasing a 1/3 developed cs2 game. With no "send off" to cs1. I just play simcity4k again now waiting for the next good city builder.
TF2, League of Legends, Dota 2, CS, Rainbow 6 Siege, Rocket League...pretty much any competitive multiplayer game that aims to keep you addicted with "progression" and a ranking system and ruin your life. TF2 is not as bad as the others.
Devs have completely lost the plot, game is utterly directionless and updates come out at a rate so slow you' wouldn't believe it.
Recent additions are all about "Twitch integration" and making the game more entertaining to be played 1-2 hours on stream then dropped.
>Retard redneck gets nipped by predatory fish in the leg because it lives in zero vision enviroment and see's by feeling around >100 years later rednecks with advanced technology cries about "maneater" fish
The catfish in the OP is a European Wels Catfish, which is significantly larger than those found by American rednecks. Theyre also confirmed opportunistic man-eaters because a specimen has been found with human remains inside
catfish will eat anything
and there are some found in india from the ganges that are upwards of 300 lbs
they get this big because some of the indians throw their dead in the river and the catfish eat the corpses
the dude from that river monsters tv show catches one that drags him down the river
i played one of the disgaea games cause they got big titties all over it and i like tactics rpgs
but the grind they want you to do is insulting
i tried to put up with it but ultimately it was just a giant fucking waste of time
ARK: Survival Evolved
All of my normie friends are trying to bully me into Survival Ascended but I'm not paying $60 for a game I already regret playing too much.
fallout 4. yes, but only if you like action shooters that some times have rpg elements with a dog shit plot. good to shoot stuff and build in. story is... eh.
Civ 6. Because of the fog of war, and the game pushing you to non-conquest victory types, you can easily play 100 hours before you realize that the AI is basically non-existent. Once you actually go for domination and start invading other civs you quickly realize that the AIs do things like, not building any military units for 1,000 years while watching you exterminate their neighbors.
League of Legends.
FPBP
Any vidya gaem stops being fun as soon as you take the competitive multiplayer too seriously.
Nobody IRL will ever care about you hitting Masters 70 LP. If you want competitive multiplayer just go play some stupid party games with your friends.
What's the deal with catfish?
There's catfish that eat people
Chess, Pokemon, Yugioh. All of these were fun multiplayer games, at least until a shift sometime within the last 8 years, then the player bases became so obsessed with winning that they ruined the multiplayer with meta gaming autism. Chess can't even play without knowing 8 separate openings to the 10th move to reach cat 1 anymore, Pokemon is just ass hats copying Smogon best builds, and Yugioh is just pure combo into lockdown no fun allowed solitaire. These games can still be fun, but not if you're good at them because matchmaking means the most boring and unfun players again and again
is there r34 of this?
Unironically skill issue.
Volt Catfish
They are native to rivers but when the water is damed and a lake is formed it causes it to be roomier causing a hormonal shift allowing for more growth. Similar to how goldfish stop growing wen kept in an aquarium vs a open body of water.
This has caused catfish to get fucking huge as they never stop growing in this open water. And they are likely to keep finding larger ones as they age. As we don't know what the real limit to this growth is. And older catfish you know get older.
Wels catfish dumbass..
Taste good, get really big, and are neat looking
they mutate easily
Looks normal and healthy to me
Woah, nice catfish! I'd like to catch myself that fish!
>mutated
Or the result of an introduced species into a waterway with no predators and free to consooom all it wants
The chernobyl catfish is in its native habitat, the OP catfish is in an introduced body of water. They're both the same species of catfish (Wels Catfish)
Crazy how radio-resistant shit is compared to mammals in general.
Ectotherm growth limits are theoretically (and I use word very loosely here) infinite provided they have enough food/space. Put a fish that'll eat anything and everything in a big lake, it gets big
bump
Heroin
Holy shit
90% of that was afk farming, but still
This is what actual mental illness looks like. Not just the playtime but the game itself.
>13,819.3 hours
>6/37 achiements
I assume this is a game where achievements are activated when you're doing multiplayer or something.
No this is a 2016 game and achievement were implemented in like 2021 when I already left.
I got those 6 just by logging in once to gift stuff to a friend
You played 2 years worth of this game in 5 years. 40% of your time, for five full years, went to this game. I would KILL for this kind of free time.
What the fuck dude that's like almost 2 years
A lot of MMOs go to shit with time but I think PSO2 had it worst and got fucked so fucking much with NGS.
Lost Ark has fun gameplay but bots and korean gear treadmill ruins it.
brother...
I honestly think your should have a nice day.
I'm so glad I dropped this game so quickly. Korean games are the worst.
lost ark
path of exile
Master Duel
Total War Warhammer 3 (if you count my playtimes in WH1 and WH2)
And because CA decided they'd rather go full israelite with the SoC DLC
tf2, 4k hours and still more
it's a dying game, don't bother getting invested into it
it's been "dying" for a like a decade now, you overdramatic homosexual
it's not in its best state right now though
Smash Ultimate. With how publicized all the drama and pedo stuff is and how much DLC changed the meta, everyone including its most diehard players despises the game and I really can't stand to play it anymore.
Elite Dadgerous
How did it get so big?
Because when it saw another glub glub it would nom nom nom then find other glub glub then mimimimimimimi
lost
Diet of pigeons and small dogs
Are you telling me a "balanced diet" is not only a meme, but a hindrance to becoming the giant I am meant to be?
For a catfish, that is a balanced diet. Basically the fish equivalent of surf & turf.
Catfish theoretically never stop growing aslong as they get enough food and their habitat doesn't get cramped.
Don't ask me how the fish measures the later part but you could overfeed a catfish in your aquarium as much as you want it would never grow bigger than even a fraction of a wild one.
>Don't ask me how the fish measures the later part
They release hormones then sense the dilution in the water table. If concentration drops below a certain level, it triggers a signal to grow largjah.
These catfish are invasive in Southern Europe (originally from Eastern Europe), but they do exceptionally well in warmed climates
small children nutritious
Bellets :DDD
World of Tanks
What's the deal with World of Tank? A relative of mine has been playing for nearly 10 years.
It is LoL for 30+ European dads.
It is more arcade than Warthunder, which is a massive plus.
But a lot of bad things have collected over the past 10 years.
Dota 2 with 5k+ hours played. I haven't even played it in well over a year and well over maybe 2 regularly. It still is in my mind the best MOBA but I think I rather watch blacked cuck porn be spammed on this board than subject myself to a single match of Dota 2 at this point. Free yourself from online multiplayer slop anons and embrace the true greatness video games have to off with single player non-online material.
Based as fuck , the fact that I had to engage with other humans in my video games caused me annoyance more than it ever caused me joy.
I may have made friends through online play, but that doesn't mean online games are a pleasant time overall.
Swimming through a sea of shit and finding a few diamonds doesn't mean you aren't covered in shit anymore.
Same, I have around 13k hours spread across various accounts.
I would have recommended dota up to late 2017, even 2018. But in it's current state it's dying and not worth the time investment to learn.
neverwinter
t. 13k hours in
Why not recommend it?
2.5k hours
Warframe
Haven't touched it in two years though.
What's wrong with Warframe?
The warframe devs.
what about them?
For the longest time all of their updates would be new grinds that had nothing to do with the previous grinds you've been doing and which would never be looked at again after that patch or version was done and the next grind that didn't have shit to do with what you'd already done and which wouldn't be touched again came out.
They won't fucking finish making cross-save so that I can migrate to PC. I refuse - REFUSE - to do all that over again. I have every frame pre-New War prime and MR of about 23 and a few maxed factions. And a dojo that I built solo financed by my own work that has every research in the labs finished except for the hema. It is not a small dojo and I'm attached to my potato.
rocket league
i have never played a game for more than 1000 hours. I really can't imagine playing something that long. even my favorite and more played game, tf2, i'm kind of sick now after 1,000 hours.
Warframe
Probably 1,500 or so in MHGU
Sure, why not
world of warcraft (played time in 2007-2012)
TF2. Its dead, and has been dead.
I cannot comprehend how people can find games that they can play for thousands of hours. They must be shit that you use just to socialize.
he's right doe
I would agree that I am right
>new game engine
>new physics
>new game
>STILL the same problems in the game since (at least) 2006
I hate BI so much its unreal
>garnered nearly 5k hours after the review
Is it a thing to be a masochistic sociopath that focuses upon the self? This is like virtual flagellation; you're either very zen or a completely unlikable ball of spite.
there's like a 90% chance those hours are intentionally inflated via idling for weeks
Runescape for me. Fuck that dogshit game, and particularly fuck the devs who promise the world and never deliver anything.
It happens when you get addicted to the game and finally have a moment of realisation that the game is shit and you've wasted all those hours of your life.
Resident Evil Survivor. To this day, I still play it from time to time just to look at the 3d models of monsters from RE1 and 2 in glorious first person
Derp, forgot pic
Runescape
Fire Emblem Heroes
Dota 2 and League.
Mount and Blade.
I love the games since the first one but they really turn to shit at the kingdom expansion stage. Such a brutal slog. Haven't played a mod or variant that alleviates it either.
wow. every version of the game after vanilla is souless and even vanilla is just a huge waste of time. extremely grindy especially at max level
Life
Mordhau
How the fuck did you spend 2k hours on that piece of shit garbage pile?
lemme guess: neonazi?
>rentfree
knew i was right, only those 100% chinless have ever played that """game""" lol
I'm not even the OP. You are just insane seek mental health immediately.
follow your leader NOW
I will certainly follow my leader Jesus Christ. Do not use that rope you have so much to live for but you aren't a real woman BTW.
enjoy dying in israel for gods chosen people you moron who worships a israelite on a stick
I am too busy being successful while enjoying hobbies and my loved ones to join the military anon. I recommend trying it sometime cause you sound miserable as shit lol. Lmao.
Sure that's why you're spending your free time here.
I'm getting paid at the moment. Isn't it time for you to go back to flipping burgers??? Oh wait... you don't even have a job hahaha I love coming here and flexing on incels and NEETS. Thanks for the laughs.
sure you are
aren't you supposed to be against nazism?
you can shit on the israelites without being a nazi
No you can not, hating israelites automatically makes you a nazi as only nazis hate israelites
>only nazis hate israelites
American moment.
He's not on the "stick" dumbass, if you're going to try to insult people you should at least be literate.
cope genital mutilated christcuck goyslave
this is your brain on modern propaganda lel.
Are those "right wing chuds" with us in the room right now?
He's calling out the israelites doesn't that make him the chud?
Don't Starve Together
Just beat the bosses once and never touch it again. By that point, you'll have seen it all, keep in mind it could take you a long time to even get skilled enough. Actually, just don't play it unless it's with friends who know how, don't get sucked into the autism of playing it alone like me
For Honor
For (you)
Dark Souls 2. The only reason to play the game is because the PVP is unmatched in the series. Currently the PVP is dead besides the random lvl 800 havel jester beasts haunting the arena. Therefore I would not reccomend anyone play it despite the fact I have 8 pvp builds and thousands of hours.
Simcity 4 deluxe
Barely works without a shitload of mods, only good forums are dead or inaccessible outside of east asia, cities skylines exists now so no point in playing anyways in 2023
Soundtrack is still immaculate though
Cities skylines is trash compared to SC4.
mechwarrior online
MGS5 took me either 90 or 130 hours total. Have not touched it in 5 years. Easily the most disappointing game I've played and the sunk cost to see it through to the end got me. That 100% final act shit was awful. Kojima CANNOT make a game anymore and all its problems were present in Death Stranding
>Audio logs EVERYWHERE droning on
>Same mission structure aka SAME HELICOPTER RIDES AKA SAME HOME BASE FOR SAM
I am so sick of Kojima as a game director, he makes the most boring samey games.
I could idk
TF2
Absolutely not, the game stopped being fun all the way back in 2015
Any f2p multiplayer game not limited to MMOs, ASShomosexualS and gachashit
Skyrim. Shit's only good for some coomer mods, absolutely horrendous garbage game when played properly.
destiny 2
mechwarrior online
war thunder
any mmo
any asshomosexuals
counter-strike do be kind of worth it but cheaters are gay and need to get asscancer now
csgo (cs2)
TF2
Destiny 2. I keep playing for the great gunplay, but every other aspect of the game just keeps getting worse. I can't fucking believe that no other studio has tried to cannibalize destiny by just slapping together a modern looter shooter with a good engine, but also a decent ui, a coherent story, functional matchmaking, and sensible monetization.
All these anons regretting their time played in competitive mp games were simply because of the fact that they weren't 1v1.
I don't regret my thousands of hours in fighting since there's no toxicity or retards I have to rely on
do you regret investing your time in games that died as time passed?
any competetive online game
War Thunder & Warframe
I have a few hundred hours in both.
I adamantly recommending against playing either.
What's wrong with war thunder?
Cities Skylines
Basically the shills said it would be given a "proper send off" before cs2. What that meant was bogging their shit engine up with bad dlc and not optimizing anything. Then releasing a 1/3 developed cs2 game. With no "send off" to cs1. I just play simcity4k again now waiting for the next good city builder.
Arma 3
Only a few can enjoy scouting and not firing a single shot in a 2 hrs missions (me)
For me it's making 100v100 unit battles in the editor, playing them and just switching characters when I die until the computer crashes
CSGO
No, not like you have an option now any way LOL
haha beeg feesh
this guy is unemployed
>9k hours on bloodborne
how much of that is chalice dungeons?
I invaded him twice in nightmare frontier and won.
League of Legends
Starbound.
TF2, League of Legends, Dota 2, CS, Rainbow 6 Siege, Rocket League...pretty much any competitive multiplayer game that aims to keep you addicted with "progression" and a ranking system and ruin your life. TF2 is not as bad as the others.
>catch a fish that is fucking ginormous
>let it go instead of being set food wise for a fucking month and hanging its cool ass carcass on a wall
>killing your fishie friends
disgusting
>30 year old catfish of a species that can reach 80-90 years
>Lets it go so it can grow and become even bigger
it was the right call
League of Legends
If you're gonna play a moba just play Dota 2. I actually started to enjoy the genre again once I switched.
Nah, dont play Dota 2 either. Dont play any MOBA
working in accounting
Runescape (except it's 7k hours not 2k)
BOTW. I played for 200 hours and realised that it's rubbish. It's a 20 hour game with 180 hours of boring padding. The core gameplay itself is boring.
So technically one could achieve his vore dream if a catfish gets big enough?
street fighter 5
7 Days to Die.
Devs have completely lost the plot, game is utterly directionless and updates come out at a rate so slow you' wouldn't believe it.
Recent additions are all about "Twitch integration" and making the game more entertaining to be played 1-2 hours on stream then dropped.
>Retard redneck gets nipped by predatory fish in the leg because it lives in zero vision enviroment and see's by feeling around
>100 years later rednecks with advanced technology cries about "maneater" fish
The catfish in the OP is a European Wels Catfish, which is significantly larger than those found by American rednecks. Theyre also confirmed opportunistic man-eaters because a specimen has been found with human remains inside
Cool written proof.
catfish will eat anything
and there are some found in india from the ganges that are upwards of 300 lbs
they get this big because some of the indians throw their dead in the river and the catfish eat the corpses
the dude from that river monsters tv show catches one that drags him down the river
my best Catfish so far.
Only got a strong conventional reel a little while back
i played one of the disgaea games cause they got big titties all over it and i like tactics rpgs
but the grind they want you to do is insulting
i tried to put up with it but ultimately it was just a giant fucking waste of time
warthunder
ARK: Survival Evolved
All of my normie friends are trying to bully me into Survival Ascended but I'm not paying $60 for a game I already regret playing too much.
TF2
also add an extra 0
That thing could swallow and gulperino someone
fallout 4. yes, but only if you like action shooters that some times have rpg elements with a dog shit plot. good to shoot stuff and build in. story is... eh.
GTA online. 2014-2019 I logged just over 2K hours and that was when I stopped cuz the power balance, grind and push for shark cards got truly fucked.
TF2
It's worse than ever. I can't believe people are still spending money on it despite how unplayable it is.
my ancestor
all mmos
Civ 6. Because of the fog of war, and the game pushing you to non-conquest victory types, you can easily play 100 hours before you realize that the AI is basically non-existent. Once you actually go for domination and start invading other civs you quickly realize that the AIs do things like, not building any military units for 1,000 years while watching you exterminate their neighbors.
oldschool runescape
That one online game where you play as a small man in a submarine and there's a large woman outside looking into the submarine.
Vermintide 2