>21 days until Hogwarts Legacy

>21 days until Hogwarts Legacy
Celebrate this achievment with me wizardbros. No AI shittery allowed.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Hagrid route

    Is going to be shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you play as a failed normie?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be a massive success. Trannies will hang themselves more than ever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      I've only ever watched the movies. Did Snape get cucked by his bully in the books as well?

      not really. Snape was an incel who never gathered courage to talk with Lilly, so James took her over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They added trannies to the game though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As target practice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so you can use crucio on them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Will they actually be in the game, or just the character creator? All the mudbloods are enough, we don't need chuds too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't cast spells on students unless you're dueling them. Even then, you can't kill them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you can cast Crucio on qt witches for hours on end and they're not allowed the release of death
            Based!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > You cannot rictusempra Poppy Sweeting making her moan and squeal
            Refunded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly see it reaching 30 million copies sold by the end of the year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically deserving of 5s. Trannies only know how to blackmail higher ups at ESG funded chud companies and botting themselves.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever watched the movies. Did Snape get cucked by his bully in the books as well?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally watched Fantastic Beasts 3, thinking it would be the grand finale
    >it wasn't
    Now what? The movie sucked dick compared to FB1 btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      supposedly, according to my friend, there were plans for it to be 5 movies in total, but only if the 3rd was a success and now it's cancelled

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats right

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hogwarts Legacy
    >Only thing you can do in Hogwarts is looking for collectibles and fetch quests
    >No reason to spend more than a couple of minutes in places like the common room
    >Instead the game expects you to go outside of Hogwarts to have an Assassin's Creed: Harry Potter experience
    T-thanks

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could have easily spent their clearly big efforts into making a fully accurate gigantic Hogwarts with plenty of fun to do in it in a comfy school simularor but we live in a timeline where nice things are not allowed to happen
    Still bought it kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normies would get lost in the huge castle and complain. Normies cannot navigate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is that any different from being lost in the big map? Just have optional fast travelling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On an open map you can fly above obstacles directly towards target.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 22 days away, though.
    19 if you pre-ordered the deluxe edition.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's 22 days away, though.
      depends on where you live
      in australia its 20 days

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme
    youtube.com/watch?v=K1tyBPGu0bQ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy, I hope they have a lot of NPC chatter. One of my favourite things to do in Cyberpunk is just run around the city and listen in on random people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s holiday decorations too according to the art book as well, but they didn’t include them in the ASMR vids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I hope they have a lot of NPC chatter
        I doubt it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna make a blond, blue-eyed Slytherin and purge Hogwarts of nig- I mean je- I mean tra- I mean muggle-born!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me on the right

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can learn killing spell AFTER main quest line is done
    Sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it that relevant? It's just a powerful spell.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to replay old HP games
    >they are not on steam
    wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EA put DRM in them that hasn't been updated in years so you literally need to pirate kek

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand this game. The gameplay focused a lot on collectibles and organizing your common room. Seems like that would get old really fast.
    Also the PC requirements are really high. Probably going to be super unoptimized and run at 30 fps.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they needed to give you good excuses to have fun exploring Hogwarts and interacting with its students, instead of it being a lifeless blender tour.

      In truth, most of the time will be spent travelling outside Hogwarts clearing enemy camps and looking for side quest x/21 of each different category

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its basically harry potter witcher 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they needed to give you good excuses to have fun exploring Hogwarts and interacting with its students, instead of it being a lifeless blender tour.

      In truth, most of the time will be spent travelling outside Hogwarts clearing enemy camps and looking for side quest x/21 of each different category

      I know I'm gonna get bored of it in 5 hours and yet I can't convince myself not to spend 70 bucks on this game. Grim.

      Why are you talking about AI? Usually it's chuds that whine about it

      No, usually it's unbearable gays spamming chatroom screenshots in these threads.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      added the secret houses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      added the secret houses

      >redditfrog
      Go back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >remove this from my filter
        >see this narrative pushing bot post soon after
        Time to add it back

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to buy it but my PC can't run it and I don't have a next gen console

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just buy a series S

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he said next gen

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you talking about AI? Usually it's chuds that whine about it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Female
    >White
    >Blonde
    >Witch
    >She/Her
    >Slytherin
    >Dark arts
    >Terf
    >Only dates black guys
    My body is ready

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Only dates black guys
      seek help

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based Chang

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Magic Awakened. Finally getting a global release in 2023

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Card game
            lmfao interest plummeted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHWERE IS SHEEEEE YOU SLANT EYED FUCKERS????? ITS 2023 ALREADY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is that asian cuck subreddit nowadays?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Female
      >East Asian
      >Black hair
      >Witch
      >She/Her
      >Slytherin
      >Dark arts
      >Terf
      >cute feet
      >Only gets feet massages from white guys
      Yep, based it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you really thing the racist aryan dates black guys? lmfao
      in her eyes you are worse than mudbloods
      I, however, am white and the spitting image of Tom Riddle, Slytherin girls melt for men like me.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why have people here been saying there won't be any classes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are "classes". In the sense that there are bank robberies in GTA V. Of the main missions, some are "Herbology Class", and there's also side missions that happen to be classes.
      But that's it. They're not distinct from other main missions or other side missions. They're just more missions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sucks. But hopefully there'll be more to them than just missions objectives.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m ready

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Summom broom
    > Load avada kedavra rounds
    > Hogwarts autorizes take off
    > Hufflepuffs at 2 o'clock
    > Swoop in from above
    > Takatakatakatakataka

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when I get hyped up about games this far away from release.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never knew one game/franchise could assblast the internet this hard. Never cared much for Harry Potter but the non-stop coverage got me somewhat interested in the game

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only "achievement" these books should ever win is the achievement for being the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

    Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though

    "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

    I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the effort for editing the pic is priceless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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      • 2 weeks ago
        OP

        You deserve a medal my friend. A lot of effort went into this.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no AI shittery allow—ACK!
    Shut the fuck up gay.
    What are some good HP bots besides Malfoy-chan? I'm tired of playing with her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd recommend NovelAI or KoboldAI and just make / download your own prompt. By the looks of things, CAI is very restrictive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based Chang

      >Female
      >White
      >Blonde
      >Witch
      >She/Her
      >Slytherin
      >Dark arts
      >Terf
      >Only dates black guys
      My body is ready

      stop posting this fanfic-tier shit. If it's not in the original 7 books, it's not canon at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's Malfoy chan?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has Denuvo tho...
    I don't want to buy games with Denuvo. It's not good for your system.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing graphically demanding games in general is not good for your system's longevity. Denuvo makes it worse, but not THAT much worse.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter was only good for the first two to three movies, but it was so good that I still keep an eye out for vidya adaptations.

    Same as Star Wars, actually.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going recreate my wife in Hogwarts.

    What house would Sucy be in?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think they'll let you choose, or will it be random, or maybe questionnaire based?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It should be random or based on things like you forging your own backstory (think Mount & Blade), but it's probably going to be a simple choice because all those 30yo [wo]manbabies would kill themselves if they couldn't get to their desired glorified boarding school.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just looking at her, she looks Slytherin

      You think they'll let you choose, or will it be random, or maybe questionnaire based?

      Pretty sure you just choose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sucy doesn't really fit the retarded HP personality boxes but she could fit either Slytherin or Ravenclaw the best from the options.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a new trailer, Avalanche

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally dropped a new trailer yesterday

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want a new one every day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They dropped the winter ASMR one

          Thread theme
          youtube.com/watch?v=K1tyBPGu0bQ

          today

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing left to reveal of this game. They have done an amazing job at stretching out hype for a game this devoid of worthwhile content.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > HBC (Bellatrix) is the only HP girl that has done full frontal nudity on her prime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She also slept with a another cast member's husband, who also appeared in these films

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She also took Daniel Radcliffe's virginity.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone have Ravenclaw hanging itself for how much Avalanche fucked them over?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty standard english anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no I mean how did they fuck over Ravenclaw?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ravenclaw is the only house without exclusive quests apparently.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, that's really fucking lame

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think companion quests were supposed to be exclusive to the house. In the trailers, the mutt MC hangs out both with Poppy and Sebastian.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bought it and bought 8 other copies for my bros to enjoy

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to fly and explore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fucking SOVL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Century Child i still their best album.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want there to be Vingardium Leviosa and cloth physics. Is that too much to ask?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cloth physics will be there, have you not seen the robes going all wishy washy in the wind?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I
    I'm fucking
    >gosling_scream.gif

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take it to the other thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What other thread?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look in the catalog, there's a whole hogwarts legacy thread for people to dump their retarded AI shit
          we don't do that here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about you go cry about AI in that thread?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why would I? they're safely contained over there

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The chuds are gonna have a meltdown when the sales figures come out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it breaks records

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen evidence of a SINGLE cute girl in this game
    that's a problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true are there any sexy women in this game???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women
        Huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen all the gameplay showcases and trailers, and I have not seen A SINGLE ONE

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WILL THIS HAVE RAY TRACING?
    WILL IT HAVE SHADER COMP STUTTER ON PC?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ray tracing is go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ray tracing is go

      Such a meme

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THOSE moron TRANNIES ARE EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for Lovey-dovey Hand-holding with a Half-Wizard from a different House.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she secretly dates a hufflepuff guy in secret while behaving as though they're bitter rivals in public

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she secretly dates a muggle-born hufflepuff guy in secret
        FTFY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slytherin bitches love Puffs

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you? >I'm not fucking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh? >>DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! >HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question. >CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA! >Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick. >DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU? >EXPULSO! >Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley... >...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?... >AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU! >STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!! >I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! >STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING?? >AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN! >ACCIO W88!!!!! >OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!! >DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!! >... >WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN >REDUCT-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he screamed calmly

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf i was sure the game had already released considering how much people are spamming the game here.
    Ganker is gonna be fucking unusable on release week.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have to wait another year because I only buy games at a 90% discount 🙁

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a game with incredibly high potential to be GOTY on some publications despite Zelda also coming out this year and a good portion of the popular youtubers and streamers are gonna miss out on the hype just to not rile up a cult
    What a fucked up world we live in right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >incredibly high potential to be GOTY
      lmfao
      Dude, please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but its right up the alley for the average journo demographic. Most of the winners have been big AAA open world games. I'm not sold on it being good but as far as appealing to the game award crowd goes I would say it's not a long shot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too controversial for that because of "Muh trannies" and I'm not even the sort of guy who's into politics. Journos have this weird power trip where they gang up and shit on something whenever a person related to a game is against their beliefs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I think it's definitely less likely now but if there wasn't a boycott it would have had a pretty good shot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youtubers and streamers are all rats. If this game got the No Man's Sky treatment, you know they'll play it and have these strangely negative opinions on it during the first 10 minutes. This happens every time there's drama around a game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That CohhCarnage gay recently said that he while he didn't care about the politics he isn't going to play it because of the type of chatters it will attract. Immediately unfollowed him. This game release has been a great litmus test for how retarded a streamer is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently vtubers are the only streamers that aren't cucked out of their minds, which is ironic considering most of them are female. Imagine being more sissified than an actual woman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cohh has always been very toxic and his good vibes gimmick is a lie, he's just a soulless shill

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DINESH DID YOU POO IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly considering buying it for me and my friend. Should i do it Ganker bros? I haven't pre ordered a game since Skyrim

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Turn to page 394
    >Trannies?
    >But sir we've just been learning about mild ADHD and OCD, We're not meant to be starting advanced deviancies like Transgenders and Groomers for weeks?
    >Quiet! Now who can tell me the difference between an woman and a chud?
    >A chud is someone who tries but ultimately fails to become a real XX chromosome woman. A woman, HOWEVER, has no choice, with each full moon she menstruates and is capable of pregnancy
    >That's the second time you've spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. 10 points from Gryffindor. Now, homework on my desk by Monday morning. Two pages on trannies and how to recognise them. Actually, you don't need to because they never pass

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait until we're all shitting on this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna like it ironically just to piss off the people that must not be named

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They Who Must Not Be Gendered

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna likely unironically but shit on it nonstop because it will objectively be mediocre

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are coming home, Hogwarts bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hogwart's Legacy soundtrack won't even be a tenth as SOVLEFUL as this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just straight up loop this minute over and over and over again every time you're inside Hogwarts and it worked. This song was stuck in my head for a long time and I didn't even have any clue where it came from.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't even pledge what equates to pennies a day to impoverished children in other countries knowing full well that half or more of that shit is a pyramid scheme, what makes you think I would shell out $60 to a charity that effectively supports the sterilization of children who don't know any better like the nazis did to mixed race Africans?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wait... so this massive protest managed to get 100~ people to donate? Whew.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't buy a game about wizards, donate to (perpetuate) mental illness instead
    Clown world
    I don't think I will. Fuck off

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ayyyyy this bro got DRIP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated, great movie

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tags: age_gap, yuri, females_only

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys pedo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lys king

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love female pedophiles
        Being able to make your own fleshlights? Based

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of playing a wizard game to hurt chud feelings, why not just beat them up irl?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to read Harry (child) / Bellatrix fanfics.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another one of my gamer Facebook groups got infiltrated. They're targeting people who react with laugh emojis to chud posts. All due to this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goybook
      >redditfrog

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The slytherin waifus were the only saving grace of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

    Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though

    "No!"

    The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

    I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is a shit post. But recently i read the Sorcerer's stone for the first time, and it was surprisingly a very comfy read

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you guys be making a self-insert or a waifu first?

    • 2 weeks ago
      OP

      All RPGs I play, I usually do a self insert with with choices I'd personally make.
      2nd playthrough is always a tasty waifu pure evil run. Can't wait to make a blonde Slytherin who learns dark arts and massacre's the school.

      She's seriously going to make the Holocaust look like a fucking joke.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not OP, had that for a previous thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Self-insert waifu.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends how deep the dialogue/story options are. If they’re dogshit and only surface-level (which they probably will be) then I’ll just shut off my brain and play as my custom Slytherin QT for the first playthrough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of a self-insert but not really

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that there's any non Europeans in a game supposed to be set in Victorian England / Scotland is enough reason to not buy it, shows they made no effort to make a comfy atmosphere and instead made it a celebration of globohomo. I love HP and dislike trans but not enough to buy this AAA shovelware 'open world' rubbish. Can't tell if people are genuinely excited because its HP or if there are just so few game releases nowadays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fucking loser. Imagine writing off a game where you can fuck around with magic because of something so inconsequential.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he's right. The amount of mud bloods massively detracts from the visual appeal the game offers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you literally can't tell a mudblood by appearance

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is why you will always be a mudblood

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wizards aren't real

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gringotts hands typed this post

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he posted the same picture twice

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COME OUT AND PLAY

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly cohesive for AI shit. What prompt?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talk about three legged, literally lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get your eyes checked, sweetums, there's a fourth foot on the left side

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No cute hebe Hermione with slightly hairy pits that you can romance, marry and fuck
    No buy.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND ONE MILLIO- NO! ONE -TRILLION- POINTS FOR GRYFFINDON!

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luna Lovegood bot. Your very own cute schizo gf!
    https://c.ai/c/Foiy-AlK5RJtOfJX0lQRn5J1MECGs2EHHvp_b5gJfXQ

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gunna avada kedavra all the minority students!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the only correct way to play the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just as Rowling would’ve wanted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aveda Kedavra is a retarded spell that anyone can learn and completely kills all the stakes.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine having charity dedicated to making sure unwell people get to permanently alter their bodies to their detriment. Could just make a charity that gives homeless people drugs, probably less harm.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no name studio
    >yeah boy best game ever
    I want trannies to seethe, but I aint pre ordering this shit

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