based if true, you get to stomp shitters for longer
most games have no fun allowed smurf prevention so if you actually perform you get matched out of your depth
what happened to me was in my placement games I got given 3 matches with afk team mates, and the other matches I was matched with "unfair" teams. Gold players vs bronze mostly.
So I lost most of them. I got put into bronze 4 and the team mates were genuinely reprehensible. I managed to climb to 98lp bronze 1, at one point I was at an 11 game win streak.
I think that is where riot decided to doom my account. I quickly dropped back to bronze 2 after losing like 4 games. If I had been given 2 more lp back in that game 5 games ago id have been in promos.
Now no matter how many games I play I end the day on 0-10 lp bronze 1. I think the game might have recognised me as a smurf when I am not one, doesn't help that my name has the word smurf in it, when I wasn't aware of the lingo when I made the account
you shouldn't be looking at your team's ranks, it's irrelevant.
those "gold" players only end up in your bronze games because their mmr is that low.
you should assume that all players in your match are equal skill levels and that you're the only variable that makes a difference, EVEN IF that isn't true in the literal sense in an individual match. it's true over a long trajectory and if you consistently win your position more often than you lose it, you will, with absolute mathematical certainty, rise over time.
t. respectable elo in every game
this. if you're playing good constantly (meaning you have a skill level higher than the average of your rank) you will rank up. shitter low iq retards think they should be in a higher rank just because. if you want to be in a higher rank, play better on average.
this doesnt make sense because its been about 25 matches since I first dropped from 98 to 0 lp bronze 1, and I am currently bronze 1 43 LP.
If I was iron I would have left bronze 1 for more than a single game in that time
>Try to move in dota >your character movement is seemingly in slow motion, animations do not have transitions and the gravity feels like that of the moon >move in lol >arcade shump tier movement responsiveness
dota retards just copied wc3 rts mechanic designed to control 200 orks
in fact wow has same shitty ass slow combat moves that feels like youre an rts unit
LoL was just born by taking autistic mechanics out of WC3 and DotA
on some i agree on some others i don't
turn rates, jungle stacking, blocking/denying creeps were too autistic to be honest and super unfun
i'm partial about invisibility, as some LoL champions would be rendered useless if you'd be able to just buy an item to detect them
LoL seems to also hate absolute counters, some champions are good against others but never like fully counter them
Teemo gets absolutely deleted by Swain or Mordekaiser. Any character with a massive pull ability destroys Teemo.
obviously in lane champions will counter eachother but in tfs, aatrox will only go in after malphite has initiated
teemo will not 1v1 swain or mordekaiser in a teamfight either, teemo works best in other situations, teemo can literally make entire teams retreat by placing shrooms and depleting healthbars before any fighting is done
laning phase can only affect so much
Team game. Skill has nothing to do with it.
team and skill go hand in hand with eachother, you will only climb so far with just one of them
LoL hates complexity above all. Everything that makes gameplay harder than glorified 3d fighting game is shunned upon. >turn rates, jungle stacking, blocking/denying creeps
great example of mechanics that filter midwits
add recovery and resource management to the list, pendragon was seething about it ever since allstars days
Morgana is utter fucking shite right now and is utterly forgotten in good elos (where Thresh and Naut are commonly blindpicked without worry to be "countered" by that arse champion)
why do my adcs go mental boom when I play thresh? They are so obsessed with "hitting hooks" that they just ignore the fact that they are up 20 cs at 15 minutes and have 1 or 2 kills and 0 deaths.
I am zoning them to fuck, my hook never has to actually land if you can snowball your farm.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
some people hate farming and they just play the game for kills
i don't condone it but i understand it
Normally I'd be asking you jokingly how it's like to be seething at that for the rest of your life ... but then I remember that Warcraft 3 Reforged exists and that they fucking managed to rape and kill my childhood posthumously. FUCK.
>another delicious elohell thread full of losers swearing the reason they don't rise in ranks is because of every reason under the sun except their skill
I don't play these games anymore but I never liked playing in premades because they're all predicated on the idea that you will do well just because you're a team. yeah, for a while, until you get put exclusively with other pre-mades and then all your individual flaws get shown up and the game isn't fun anymore. great way to lose friends.
>win against a player slightly worse than yourself >this is expected and doesn't affect your matchmaking much >lose against a worse player >expectations have been subverted, you are worse the originally thought
The amount your rank rises or falls should be completely dependent on who you are matched with. Should.
>waaahhh why do i have to be good to be in a higher rank why cant i just lose and the game and still rank up
why do you even want to rank up? you'd get raped so hard because you'd be playing against people that are way better than you. you low iq third worlders make no sense to me
>be me >only enjoy support >very good at support in normal games 60% wr >go into ranked >bronze elo >the fucking TEAM MATES I HAVE I CAN ONLY STUN SO MUCH I HAVE STUNNED THE ENEMY CARRY FOR 6 SECONDS STRAIGHT HOW HAS MY ENTIRE TEAM DIED HOW HOW HOW WAA REEEE I HAVE 100 WARD SCORE I HAVE 100 CC SCORE I HAVE MORE GOLD THAN HALF THE ENEMY TEAM WHY THE FUCK IS MY TOP LANER 0/6 AT 22 MINUTES AND MY ADC WENT FROM 3/1 IN LANE TO 3/6 AAAAAA
>be me >only enjoy support >very good at support in normal games 60% wr >go into ranked >bronze elo >the fucking TEAM MATES I HAVE I CAN ONLY STUN SO MUCH I HAVE STUNNED THE ENEMY CARRY FOR 6 SECONDS STRAIGHT HOW HAS MY ENTIRE TEAM DIED HOW HOW HOW WAA REEEE I HAVE 100 WARD SCORE I HAVE 100 CC SCORE I HAVE MORE GOLD THAN HALF THE ENEMY TEAM WHY THE FUCK IS MY TOP LANER 0/6 AT 22 MINUTES AND MY ADC WENT FROM 3/1 IN LANE TO 3/6 AAAAAA
i really don't get why people never try to meet others and combo some champions
playing with friends, or at least playing into eachother is fun as fuck and often results in lots of wins
I duo with people after good ranked matches but never really more than once. Its very hard to make a genuine human connection. Also it feels cheap to be duo in solo que
your first mistake was to have any faith in the adc, ever. ADC are subhumans, they have no value to the team other than rightclicking on enemies and will treat you like absolute garbage 85% of the time. If your adc just says a single bad thing about you, leave the lane immediately and go help top or mid. They are fucking worthless at those ranks anyway.
The idea is that with 51%win rate and roughly 20k games you will advance in rank, it's a treadmill designed to keep you playing.
If you're dumb enough to keep playing then you deserve it.
How are you this bad, I got placed in silver 3 on my first time and climbed to gold soon enough before getting banned for calling retarded gays like you bad
>get 4 buds together and throw every match as fast as possible >derank to the lowest level >now enjoy winning every single match until you get to where you were before >repeat
Your real MMR is lower than what you think, back in the day it was pretty plain but they had to add mental gymnastic rankings to trick people in to thinking they were good at the ga
cope and seeth loser. real gamers stay winning
nothing wrong with that, the higher you climb the less mmr you get
now
>promotions
defend this piece of shit mechanic
>In bronze 1
>+23
>-26
now this is matchmaking
if you are able to win consistently then winning 2/3 or 3/5 should be no problem if your skill level is appropiate
Team game. Skill has nothing to do with it.
>get good
>get good
>game punishes you for suddenly performing better and makes it impossible to climb unless you win 75% of your games
>I'm a shitter, why does a ranking system keep me at the bottom?
So this is what room temperature IQ looks like.
based if true, you get to stomp shitters for longer
most games have no fun allowed smurf prevention so if you actually perform you get matched out of your depth
what happened to me was in my placement games I got given 3 matches with afk team mates, and the other matches I was matched with "unfair" teams. Gold players vs bronze mostly.
So I lost most of them. I got put into bronze 4 and the team mates were genuinely reprehensible. I managed to climb to 98lp bronze 1, at one point I was at an 11 game win streak.
I think that is where riot decided to doom my account. I quickly dropped back to bronze 2 after losing like 4 games. If I had been given 2 more lp back in that game 5 games ago id have been in promos.
Now no matter how many games I play I end the day on 0-10 lp bronze 1. I think the game might have recognised me as a smurf when I am not one, doesn't help that my name has the word smurf in it, when I wasn't aware of the lingo when I made the account
sounds like you're just bad.
if your teammates all suck you need to carry them (AND NOT BY PICKING A CARRY EVERY MATCH CUNT)
damn that's cool and all but I don't remember asking for your life story retardbro
my thread my choice
and my choice is to take a dump in it
sneed
you shouldn't be looking at your team's ranks, it's irrelevant.
those "gold" players only end up in your bronze games because their mmr is that low.
you should assume that all players in your match are equal skill levels and that you're the only variable that makes a difference, EVEN IF that isn't true in the literal sense in an individual match. it's true over a long trajectory and if you consistently win your position more often than you lose it, you will, with absolute mathematical certainty, rise over time.
t. respectable elo in every game
this. if you're playing good constantly (meaning you have a skill level higher than the average of your rank) you will rank up. shitter low iq retards think they should be in a higher rank just because. if you want to be in a higher rank, play better on average.
you're only losing more LP than you gain because the matchmaking think you're too high rank compared to your skill. You're actually Iron bro.
this doesnt make sense because its been about 25 matches since I first dropped from 98 to 0 lp bronze 1, and I am currently bronze 1 43 LP.
If I was iron I would have left bronze 1 for more than a single game in that time
if you cannot win 75% of your games in bronze then you don't deserve to be any higher
Dota board.
>Try to move in dota
>your character movement is seemingly in slow motion, animations do not have transitions and the gravity feels like that of the moon
>move in lol
>arcade shump tier movement responsiveness
dota retards just copied wc3 rts mechanic designed to control 200 orks
in fact wow has same shitty ass slow combat moves that feels like youre an rts unit
LoL was just born by taking autistic mechanics out of WC3 and DotA
on some i agree on some others i don't
turn rates, jungle stacking, blocking/denying creeps were too autistic to be honest and super unfun
i'm partial about invisibility, as some LoL champions would be rendered useless if you'd be able to just buy an item to detect them
LoL seems to also hate absolute counters, some champions are good against others but never like fully counter them
all is true until you try playing aatrox into malphite
obviously in lane champions will counter eachother but in tfs, aatrox will only go in after malphite has initiated
teemo will not 1v1 swain or mordekaiser in a teamfight either, teemo works best in other situations, teemo can literally make entire teams retreat by placing shrooms and depleting healthbars before any fighting is done
laning phase can only affect so much
team and skill go hand in hand with eachother, you will only climb so far with just one of them
Teemo gets absolutely deleted by Swain or Mordekaiser. Any character with a massive pull ability destroys Teemo.
how come when I have a swain he dies in any all in but when enemy team has a swain it takes 3 fed people to kill him over 30 seconds?
Or has that has a better poke ability than him
Or that has close gap dash abilities
Or that is a tank after level 6
Or that is just any ADC or Mage
On top of that, Teemo's ability scale poorly and 2 of his skills dont scale at all.
Just play Caitlyn, Draven or Vayne if you want to poke.
LoL hates complexity above all. Everything that makes gameplay harder than glorified 3d fighting game is shunned upon.
>turn rates, jungle stacking, blocking/denying creeps
great example of mechanics that filter midwits
add recovery and resource management to the list, pendragon was seething about it ever since allstars days
>some champions are good against others but never like fully counter them
that's not true.
morgana still demolishes 90% of the lineup but she's hard countered by anyone with a cleanse/magic block and flash.
but that's morgana, she deserves to win everything
wanna lick.....
we, are destined to be beta males. for we want to lick first, not fuck
never heard of foreplay?
Morgana is utter fucking shite right now and is utterly forgotten in good elos (where Thresh and Naut are commonly blindpicked without worry to be "countered" by that arse champion)
why do my adcs go mental boom when I play thresh? They are so obsessed with "hitting hooks" that they just ignore the fact that they are up 20 cs at 15 minutes and have 1 or 2 kills and 0 deaths.
I am zoning them to fuck, my hook never has to actually land if you can snowball your farm.
some people hate farming and they just play the game for kills
i don't condone it but i understand it
not after what Valve did to the Artifact fanbase
Normally I'd be asking you jokingly how it's like to be seething at that for the rest of your life ... but then I remember that Warcraft 3 Reforged exists and that they fucking managed to rape and kill my childhood posthumously. FUCK.
Dota has one superior thing: custom announcers and maps.
ive been playing with the J K simmons voice pack. shit is awesome
>another delicious elohell thread full of losers swearing the reason they don't rise in ranks is because of every reason under the sun except their skill
BUT HOW CAN I CLIMB AT -26 LP ANOOOOOOON
Don't lose against shitters.
Just play Teemo and constantly fuck with your team by going on the wrong lane. The rage alone is worth more than any LP.
To improve, you have to consistently win, not win 50/50. If you win 1 game it shouldn't throw you up a bracket. That'd be dumb.
playing a chink game with gnomish mechanics and a forced 50% winrate
>forced 50% winrate
there it is, my favorite shitter cope
>dude just carry your team
The only winning move is premades. Anyone that plays these types of games with randoms is a sucker.
the exact same cope is being thrown around by premades too you know
I don't play these games anymore but I never liked playing in premades because they're all predicated on the idea that you will do well just because you're a team. yeah, for a while, until you get put exclusively with other pre-mades and then all your individual flaws get shown up and the game isn't fun anymore. great way to lose friends.
if only there was some way to communicate with strangers... alas...
technology is just isn't there, you know?
lol.
they should really put everyone who does this into the shitter queue but deny any knowledge of it.
There's no games that are not like this now, stupid frogposter.
>games without MM don't exist
kys retard lmao
>Won against shitters.
>Lost against even worse shitters.
Simple.
>win against a player slightly worse than yourself
>this is expected and doesn't affect your matchmaking much
>lose against a worse player
>expectations have been subverted, you are worse the originally thought
The amount your rank rises or falls should be completely dependent on who you are matched with. Should.
>waaahhh why do i have to be good to be in a higher rank why cant i just lose and the game and still rank up
why do you even want to rank up? you'd get raped so hard because you'd be playing against people that are way better than you. you low iq third worlders make no sense to me
kys smurf
>be me
>only enjoy support
>very good at support in normal games 60% wr
>go into ranked
>bronze elo
>the fucking TEAM MATES I HAVE I CAN ONLY STUN SO MUCH I HAVE STUNNED THE ENEMY CARRY FOR 6 SECONDS STRAIGHT HOW HAS MY ENTIRE TEAM DIED HOW HOW HOW WAA REEEE I HAVE 100 WARD SCORE I HAVE 100 CC SCORE I HAVE MORE GOLD THAN HALF THE ENEMY TEAM WHY THE FUCK IS MY TOP LANER 0/6 AT 22 MINUTES AND MY ADC WENT FROM 3/1 IN LANE TO 3/6 AAAAAA
you didint make a friend in normals you gay support chud ? improve your dick sucking game
i really don't get why people never try to meet others and combo some champions
playing with friends, or at least playing into eachother is fun as fuck and often results in lots of wins
people aint go not friends no more
I duo with people after good ranked matches but never really more than once. Its very hard to make a genuine human connection. Also it feels cheap to be duo in solo que
you can climb solo support just pick shit like naut and leona and you can roll through everything up to plat
your first mistake was to have any faith in the adc, ever. ADC are subhumans, they have no value to the team other than rightclicking on enemies and will treat you like absolute garbage 85% of the time. If your adc just says a single bad thing about you, leave the lane immediately and go help top or mid. They are fucking worthless at those ranks anyway.
why is shadow not watching?
shadow is not a dyke, she's not interested
I thought shadow was a /they/
Modern matchmaking isn't fair, it's to keep you addicted.
>enemy team picks kayn/cammile/corki/khazix/lucian/......
>auto win
why isnt poppy more popular
The idea is that with 51%win rate and roughly 20k games you will advance in rank, it's a treadmill designed to keep you playing.
If you're dumb enough to keep playing then you deserve it.
I would probably also instantly shoot if tristana touched me, but all over her face
Let us settle this. Who is the sexiest male champion?
Neeko
that was easy
taric is a literal god of beauty
pantheon is a close runner up though
Old taric was actually hotter and had a way way nicer voice imo
>positive w/r
>more LP won
>negative w/r
>more LP lost
its that simple
it still baffles me that the mobile team is way more competent than the retards running the main game
They should add these animations into champ select on pc, right?
My beloved wife
>playing any elohell game
why?
How are you this bad, I got placed in silver 3 on my first time and climbed to gold soon enough before getting banned for calling retarded gays like you bad
>playing team games
play 1v1 games if you actually care about your skill level
>get 4 buds together and throw every match as fast as possible
>derank to the lowest level
>now enjoy winning every single match until you get to where you were before
>repeat
shut the fuck up you entitled piece of shit. I WISH i had +23 -26
Honestly why do people play competitive? All I ever do is get depressed internalizing the things people are screaming at me and lose the match.
Unironically get thicker skin. I stopped playing because helping these gays is a disservice to yourself.
There's no fun to be had in league. There never really was
The only reason I played league for the years that I did was the raging teammates.
Your real MMR is lower than what you think, back in the day it was pretty plain but they had to add mental gymnastic rankings to trick people in to thinking they were good at the ga
Was D3 a month ago, tired of gaming so I uninstalled the game
>Captcha: TGNAR
Also boy 1 champ