+23 on a win. -26 on a loss. justify this match making.

+23 on a win
-26 on a loss
justify this match making.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cope and seeth loser. real gamers stay winning

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing wrong with that, the higher you climb the less mmr you get
    now
    >promotions
    defend this piece of shit mechanic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In bronze 1
      >+23
      >-26
      now this is matchmaking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you are able to win consistently then winning 2/3 or 3/5 should be no problem if your skill level is appropiate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Team game. Skill has nothing to do with it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get good
      >game punishes you for suddenly performing better and makes it impossible to climb unless you win 75% of your games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a shitter, why does a ranking system keep me at the bottom?

        So this is what room temperature IQ looks like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based if true, you get to stomp shitters for longer
        most games have no fun allowed smurf prevention so if you actually perform you get matched out of your depth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what happened to me was in my placement games I got given 3 matches with afk team mates, and the other matches I was matched with "unfair" teams. Gold players vs bronze mostly.

          So I lost most of them. I got put into bronze 4 and the team mates were genuinely reprehensible. I managed to climb to 98lp bronze 1, at one point I was at an 11 game win streak.
          I think that is where riot decided to doom my account. I quickly dropped back to bronze 2 after losing like 4 games. If I had been given 2 more lp back in that game 5 games ago id have been in promos.

          Now no matter how many games I play I end the day on 0-10 lp bronze 1. I think the game might have recognised me as a smurf when I am not one, doesn't help that my name has the word smurf in it, when I wasn't aware of the lingo when I made the account

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like you're just bad.
            if your teammates all suck you need to carry them (AND NOT BY PICKING A CARRY EVERY MATCH CUNT)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn that's cool and all but I don't remember asking for your life story retardbro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my thread my choice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and my choice is to take a dump in it
                sneed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you shouldn't be looking at your team's ranks, it's irrelevant.
            those "gold" players only end up in your bronze games because their mmr is that low.
            you should assume that all players in your match are equal skill levels and that you're the only variable that makes a difference, EVEN IF that isn't true in the literal sense in an individual match. it's true over a long trajectory and if you consistently win your position more often than you lose it, you will, with absolute mathematical certainty, rise over time.
            t. respectable elo in every game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this. if you're playing good constantly (meaning you have a skill level higher than the average of your rank) you will rank up. shitter low iq retards think they should be in a higher rank just because. if you want to be in a higher rank, play better on average.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're only losing more LP than you gain because the matchmaking think you're too high rank compared to your skill. You're actually Iron bro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this doesnt make sense because its been about 25 matches since I first dropped from 98 to 0 lp bronze 1, and I am currently bronze 1 43 LP.
          If I was iron I would have left bronze 1 for more than a single game in that time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you cannot win 75% of your games in bronze then you don't deserve to be any higher

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dota board.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to move in dota
      >your character movement is seemingly in slow motion, animations do not have transitions and the gravity feels like that of the moon
      >move in lol
      >arcade shump tier movement responsiveness

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dota retards just copied wc3 rts mechanic designed to control 200 orks
        in fact wow has same shitty ass slow combat moves that feels like youre an rts unit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LoL was just born by taking autistic mechanics out of WC3 and DotA
        on some i agree on some others i don't

        turn rates, jungle stacking, blocking/denying creeps were too autistic to be honest and super unfun
        i'm partial about invisibility, as some LoL champions would be rendered useless if you'd be able to just buy an item to detect them

        LoL seems to also hate absolute counters, some champions are good against others but never like fully counter them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all is true until you try playing aatrox into malphite

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Teemo gets absolutely deleted by Swain or Mordekaiser. Any character with a massive pull ability destroys Teemo.

            obviously in lane champions will counter eachother but in tfs, aatrox will only go in after malphite has initiated

            teemo will not 1v1 swain or mordekaiser in a teamfight either, teemo works best in other situations, teemo can literally make entire teams retreat by placing shrooms and depleting healthbars before any fighting is done

            laning phase can only affect so much

            Team game. Skill has nothing to do with it.

            team and skill go hand in hand with eachother, you will only climb so far with just one of them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Teemo gets absolutely deleted by Swain or Mordekaiser. Any character with a massive pull ability destroys Teemo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how come when I have a swain he dies in any all in but when enemy team has a swain it takes 3 fed people to kill him over 30 seconds?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or has that has a better poke ability than him
            Or that has close gap dash abilities
            Or that is a tank after level 6
            Or that is just any ADC or Mage

            On top of that, Teemo's ability scale poorly and 2 of his skills dont scale at all.
            Just play Caitlyn, Draven or Vayne if you want to poke.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LoL hates complexity above all. Everything that makes gameplay harder than glorified 3d fighting game is shunned upon.
          >turn rates, jungle stacking, blocking/denying creeps
          great example of mechanics that filter midwits
          add recovery and resource management to the list, pendragon was seething about it ever since allstars days

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >some champions are good against others but never like fully counter them

          that's not true.

          morgana still demolishes 90% of the lineup but she's hard countered by anyone with a cleanse/magic block and flash.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but that's morgana, she deserves to win everything

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wanna lick.....

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we, are destined to be beta males. for we want to lick first, not fuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                never heard of foreplay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Morgana is utter fucking shite right now and is utterly forgotten in good elos (where Thresh and Naut are commonly blindpicked without worry to be "countered" by that arse champion)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why do my adcs go mental boom when I play thresh? They are so obsessed with "hitting hooks" that they just ignore the fact that they are up 20 cs at 15 minutes and have 1 or 2 kills and 0 deaths.

              I am zoning them to fuck, my hook never has to actually land if you can snowball your farm.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                some people hate farming and they just play the game for kills
                i don't condone it but i understand it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not after what Valve did to the Artifact fanbase

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Normally I'd be asking you jokingly how it's like to be seething at that for the rest of your life ... but then I remember that Warcraft 3 Reforged exists and that they fucking managed to rape and kill my childhood posthumously. FUCK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dota has one superior thing: custom announcers and maps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ive been playing with the J K simmons voice pack. shit is awesome

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another delicious elohell thread full of losers swearing the reason they don't rise in ranks is because of every reason under the sun except their skill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BUT HOW CAN I CLIMB AT -26 LP ANOOOOOOON

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't lose against shitters.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just play Teemo and constantly fuck with your team by going on the wrong lane. The rage alone is worth more than any LP.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To improve, you have to consistently win, not win 50/50. If you win 1 game it shouldn't throw you up a bracket. That'd be dumb.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing a chink game with gnomish mechanics and a forced 50% winrate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forced 50% winrate
      there it is, my favorite shitter cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dude just carry your team
        The only winning move is premades. Anyone that plays these types of games with randoms is a sucker.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the exact same cope is being thrown around by premades too you know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't play these games anymore but I never liked playing in premades because they're all predicated on the idea that you will do well just because you're a team. yeah, for a while, until you get put exclusively with other pre-mades and then all your individual flaws get shown up and the game isn't fun anymore. great way to lose friends.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if only there was some way to communicate with strangers... alas...
          technology is just isn't there, you know?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol.

            they should really put everyone who does this into the shitter queue but deny any knowledge of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no games that are not like this now, stupid frogposter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >games without MM don't exist
        kys retard lmao

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Won against shitters.
    >Lost against even worse shitters.
    Simple.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >win against a player slightly worse than yourself
    >this is expected and doesn't affect your matchmaking much
    >lose against a worse player
    >expectations have been subverted, you are worse the originally thought
    The amount your rank rises or falls should be completely dependent on who you are matched with. Should.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >waaahhh why do i have to be good to be in a higher rank why cant i just lose and the game and still rank up
      why do you even want to rank up? you'd get raped so hard because you'd be playing against people that are way better than you. you low iq third worlders make no sense to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys smurf

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >only enjoy support
    >very good at support in normal games 60% wr
    >go into ranked
    >bronze elo
    >the fucking TEAM MATES I HAVE I CAN ONLY STUN SO MUCH I HAVE STUNNED THE ENEMY CARRY FOR 6 SECONDS STRAIGHT HOW HAS MY ENTIRE TEAM DIED HOW HOW HOW WAA REEEE I HAVE 100 WARD SCORE I HAVE 100 CC SCORE I HAVE MORE GOLD THAN HALF THE ENEMY TEAM WHY THE FUCK IS MY TOP LANER 0/6 AT 22 MINUTES AND MY ADC WENT FROM 3/1 IN LANE TO 3/6 AAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you didint make a friend in normals you gay support chud ? improve your dick sucking game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >only enjoy support
        >very good at support in normal games 60% wr
        >go into ranked
        >bronze elo
        >the fucking TEAM MATES I HAVE I CAN ONLY STUN SO MUCH I HAVE STUNNED THE ENEMY CARRY FOR 6 SECONDS STRAIGHT HOW HAS MY ENTIRE TEAM DIED HOW HOW HOW WAA REEEE I HAVE 100 WARD SCORE I HAVE 100 CC SCORE I HAVE MORE GOLD THAN HALF THE ENEMY TEAM WHY THE FUCK IS MY TOP LANER 0/6 AT 22 MINUTES AND MY ADC WENT FROM 3/1 IN LANE TO 3/6 AAAAAA

        i really don't get why people never try to meet others and combo some champions
        playing with friends, or at least playing into eachother is fun as fuck and often results in lots of wins

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          people aint go not friends no more

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I duo with people after good ranked matches but never really more than once. Its very hard to make a genuine human connection. Also it feels cheap to be duo in solo que

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can climb solo support just pick shit like naut and leona and you can roll through everything up to plat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your first mistake was to have any faith in the adc, ever. ADC are subhumans, they have no value to the team other than rightclicking on enemies and will treat you like absolute garbage 85% of the time. If your adc just says a single bad thing about you, leave the lane immediately and go help top or mid. They are fucking worthless at those ranks anyway.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is shadow not watching?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shadow is not a dyke, she's not interested

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought shadow was a /they/

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern matchmaking isn't fair, it's to keep you addicted.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enemy team picks kayn/cammile/corki/khazix/lucian/......
      >auto win
      why isnt poppy more popular

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The idea is that with 51%win rate and roughly 20k games you will advance in rank, it's a treadmill designed to keep you playing.
    If you're dumb enough to keep playing then you deserve it.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would probably also instantly shoot if tristana touched me, but all over her face

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let us settle this. Who is the sexiest male champion?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neeko
      that was easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      taric is a literal god of beauty
      pantheon is a close runner up though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Old taric was actually hotter and had a way way nicer voice imo

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >positive w/r
    >more LP won
    >negative w/r
    >more LP lost

    its that simple

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it still baffles me that the mobile team is way more competent than the retards running the main game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should add these animations into champ select on pc, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My beloved wife

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing any elohell game
    why?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you this bad, I got placed in silver 3 on my first time and climbed to gold soon enough before getting banned for calling retarded gays like you bad

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing team games
    play 1v1 games if you actually care about your skill level

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get 4 buds together and throw every match as fast as possible
    >derank to the lowest level
    >now enjoy winning every single match until you get to where you were before
    >repeat

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut the fuck up you entitled piece of shit. I WISH i had +23 -26

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly why do people play competitive? All I ever do is get depressed internalizing the things people are screaming at me and lose the match.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically get thicker skin. I stopped playing because helping these gays is a disservice to yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no fun to be had in league. There never really was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason I played league for the years that I did was the raging teammates.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your real MMR is lower than what you think, back in the day it was pretty plain but they had to add mental gymnastic rankings to trick people in to thinking they were good at the ga

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was D3 a month ago, tired of gaming so I uninstalled the game
    >Captcha: TGNAR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also boy 1 champ

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