>23 years old
>still no autistic cute sweaty weeb gamer clingy hikki gf
Rapidly running out of reasons not to rope.
>23 years old. >still no autistic cute sweaty weeb gamer clingy hikki gf
>23 years old
>still no autistic cute sweaty weeb gamer clingy hikki gf
Rapidly running out of reasons not to rope.
Have you tried porn OP?
Porn has ceased to provide me anything but empty release. I have had prostitutes but they make me feel filthy. I just want a loving gf who is enough of a low down loser so I can actually relate to them.
I even knew a girl in university who fit this archetype. She was literally fricking Tomoko but I was too much of a gimp to ever make a move and she left in the first year because her 'tism meant she couldn't handle it anymore.
If I think about what I missed out on I end up collapsing in sadness.
Not gonna lie dude that's hot, but hear me out.
>nudist milf gf
I like MILFs but only as motherly figures that might want to have sex, I would never want a proper relationship with one. But even having any interaction with a MILF that would be into me is a fantasy anyway so I don't really bother thinking about it.
Teacher milf gf?
Well I'm not a student anymore so that's not really a fantasy for me anymore. I mean if a teacher MILF took interest in me sure it would be a fantasy even if I wouldn't want a relationship, but there would be no teacher-student dynamic anymore.
You do you anon but my Tomoko gf fantasy reigns supreme for me right now. I'm sure once my idiotic brain realises hope for that is gone I will move on to the next fantasy until I run out and come to the conclusion that I am utterly fricked.
>autistic cute sweaty weeb gamer clingy hikki gf
I had one for a few months in college. It was so unremarkable that seven years later I've completely forgotten her name.
Normies don't appreciate anything
You don't realize how much an ambitionless person is a drain on the people around them, until you're stuck with one. I was 19 and trying to find myself and she was trying hide away and leech off any and everyone she could.
Then when I decided I was better than that she tried to guilt me into saying she'd kill herself if I left. She didn't, or if she did I never heard about it.
At least I wouldn't be lonely. I'm a worthless c**t myself, anon. I can't relate to anyone else.
I think girls like that refuse to settle for their male equivalent
If I did get a gf I would happily improve enough to be a provider. Obviously it would be nice if they cleaned themselves up enough to cook and clean but hell would happily have a girl that could just be my affectionate pet. And if even then girls refuse to settle for me then I guess I am perma incel. But you realize this thread is a fantasy, right? I know what I speak of is likely beyond my reach.
I'm ambitionless too
I live with my parents at 30 and don't have any meaningful passions
>hide away and leech off any and everyone she could.
Just my sort of girl
>I was 19 and trying to find myself and she was trying hide away and leech off any and everyone she could.
That's because all she really wanted to do was get married, have kids, and stay at home looking after them. Our modern society is so insanely toxic that a normal young woman who wants what normal young women have wanted since the dawn of time is considered "unambitious" and a loser.
No anon you don't understand women HAVE to work they can't just stay at home and clean and cook and have kids they have to go and have a CAREER because... BECAUSE THEY JUST DO OK!?
So unremarkable that you remember it and bother to post in my thread about it. Frick off.
From my experience these sorts of girls are almost never clingy, rather the opposite
Well by my very definition my fantasy gf is clingy. I mean, I guess I could cope with uninterested/schizoid type so long as she was at least not going round fricking other guys.
thats literally cvnka#6666
I just looked this shit up and apparently they are an intersex, cat-strangling lolcow. Are you trying to frick me over, anon?
I'm convinced that clingy hiki gfs don't exist, but, logically, they should.
They exist, but there's one for every hundred male ones because of how women and society are wired
Plus they're impossible to get in contact with and want a well-adjusted guy
>and want a well-adjusted guy
damn it!
And for every hundred of them, 99 are extremely fat and unappealing.
Fact is, clingy gamer girls are clingy because they're desperate and that desperation comes from not having options better looking girls get (either with Chad or anyone else). Rarely is a girl clingy and also conventionally attractive.
Every single one of them is being hit up constantly in DMs on discord and elsewhere anyway.
Cope>rope man. Your chances of getting laid drop to zero the second your neck snaps.
Oh don't worry I am still coping, anon- why else would I post this thread? However the rope draws nearer, even by the width of a hair, every day.
I'm with you brother, I understand the feeling. But I vow to be balls deep before I tie the knot. Please join me.
>still not married to cute perfect wife who looks like Jessy from pokemon