>$25 for a 40MB game

>$25 for a 40MB game

Really?
There's 100GB games selling for that price

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a total rip off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like a tonal ripoff

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the games visuals are phenomenal but the gameplay seems boring and frustrating

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was day 1 free on ps+. I’ve downloaded it, but it looks like shit tbh. It’s like Metroid minus combat. Why the FRICK would I want to take the combat out. Take a lesson from Axiom Verge 1/2. These games SUCK without combat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the games visuals are phenomenal but the gameplay seems boring and frustrating

      It's a puzzle game. Admitting you got filtered by puzzles doesn't necessarily mean you're stupid, but it tells me that you lack critical thinking abilities. I assume you're bad at math word problems?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've played for a couple hours and I still have to come across something I'd actually consider a puzzle. Shit like adjusting waveforms are modern AAA levels of "puzzle" design, apart from that it's been mostly just trying whatever items you have in order to progress.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          First 5 hours are a tutorial.
          Go hunt the rabbits and then we'll talk.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not enough yellow paint for a seasoned gamer such as myself.

            I have a game where I goatse my ass to the camera and the size of the 3 seconds video alone is 2TB of image quality. But only if you press the "Do not press this button" button. What review would you give my game?

            what stupid point is this? NES games were under a MB

            trying too hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Confessing that the only thing you want from videogames is action is confessing stupidity.
      Burgers GTFO, white people win again.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game dev makes game that is actually fricking optimized
    >complain

    What the frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not much to optimized on a 2hrs pixelshit sidescroller game.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shows up
    >kicks your shit in
    >refuses to elaborate

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you aren't baiting for this response: It's 40mb because it's made in a custom engine and is competently optimized

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird, it was $0 for me, I guess you paid a homosexual tax or something.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit about dunkey's game, but OP is an actual black person Black person and the reason games are unoptimized to shit and have enormous filesizes today.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO, GAMES SHOULD BE 200 GB AND RUN LIKE SHIT
    Why are negative OPs generally chill and have good discussion about the game while positive OPs almost immediately devolve into flame wars?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game is quite large if you consider something period-correct to pixel graphics. it's not like the game has much music either and that can be done with chiptunes.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what stupid point is this? NES games were under a MB

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough yellow paint for a seasoned gamer such as myself.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a game where I goatse my ass to the camera and the size of the 3 seconds video alone is 2TB of image quality. But only if you press the "Do not press this button" button. What review would you give my game?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first of it's kind. A truly open well-type game.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks AI generated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah AI can't do hands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's already old news, it very easily does hands now. It'll be scanning your search history through eye contact in a year

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eye contact
          reminds me of that research behind recreating the room where a photo was created through the reflection within the eyes using an llm

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember kids, 1 gigabyte = 1 content

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