25 year old Max (never Maxine )Caulfied

Aging like fine wine

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Expired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that shoulder to hip ratio

      >still no tits
      >still no hips
      lmfao, she hit the wall before she left high scool

      Hit the wall hard going by that pig nose

      Be nice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Max is pretty much my conception of the perfect girl. I'd like to say that it's just her appearance, and her being a stupid hipster is a negative, but that would be a lie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked almost all the characters. Max and Kate are pure and must be protected, though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Perfect girl
          >Lesbian

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, she can either go for blue and kill a ton of people or kiss a soiman who keeps orbiting her. At least in the latter case she can have a guy under her thumb and maybe some kids.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That just means that she's pure for you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Max likes cock.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Being gay is also a choice, just like in real life.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She ended with a girl tho

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that shoulder to hip ratio

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how many partners she's had.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldnt call myself a partner so much as i would a rapist.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no tits
    >still no hips
    lmfao, she hit the wall before she left high scool

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's only 21-22 in the comic though. There's a one year skip from ending of the game at the beginning and a 2 year skip after she lands in the amberprice universe.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hit the wall hard going by that pig nose

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see she moved on from Chloe's death 😀

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why can't I be happy about saving your life when I got a bunch of innocent people killed for it, including your mom?
        It is a mystery.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why anyone letting this one bitch live is a fucking retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seethe. Chloe deserved to live.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. If Ashly Burch had to die for an entire town to live, it's worth it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not everyone dies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't really matter, since you can either avert a natural disaster or let one mouthy girl get shot by the Supreme Gentleman. Not like they tried to make her endearing or in any way likeable, or a pillar of the community that everyone loves.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get why people hate Chloe that much. Shes abrasive as hell but her life is shit and she clearly loves her mom and her friends, enough to instantly take max back after 5 years of ghosting, and to make and distribute missing persons posters for 6 months.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Her family life is stable and secure, but feels the need to be a lippy juvie because she can't deal with her dad dying in a healthy way.
                >Lies
                >Steals
                >Hates her perfectly fine stepdad for no real reason, instead bitches and starts shit with him for the sake of wanting to be beaten
                >Emotionally manipulates her old best friend
                >Can't shoulder blame for anything she does, instead blames everyone else
                >Only gets shittier and cares less about her actions when she realizes her 'friend' can just erase the consequences of their actions
                What an endearing character. I can't believe in the sequel how the stepdad comes back, and apparently left her mom and became a hippie after the first game, apparently fulfilling Chloe's wishes of not dating her mom and claiming Chloe was right for thinking that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon learns what an 19 year old teenager is
                >Anon learns that a 13 year old teenager losing her father can mentally traumatise someone
                >Anon NEEDS to learn what mental trauma does to not only a person but a family, i.e; her mother latching onto a veteran with PTSD that has aggression issues
                >Chloe lashing out as a teenager is a result of her trauma and trying to find a place in the world
                >Also loses her best friend just after her dad dies
                >Also then loses her girlfriend (unbeknownst to her was murdered)
                >Expecting her to have a rational mindset

                tl;dr emotional traumatised teenager has a lot of mental issues

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a shit if teenagers irl are just as shitty as this fictional character, it doesn't make her any less shit if she's being true to life. Also, David did nothing wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you are being an edgelord (or have Asperger's), but take some time to think about the characters and compare them to people IRL. People are emotional beings, who react to everything differently
                >David did nothing wrong
                To a degree, what he did wrong was not sorting out his PTSD and then taking it out on Chloe. He does care for her, as shown through the game, but he needs to sort his shit out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're calling me an aspie for not adoring your favorite, mentally unstable, abrasive, cunty blue lesbian character from a stupid Square Enix title?

                David was a terrible stepfather. He spied on his wife and her daughter, barked orders to his family like a drill sergeant, was dismissive about his stepdaughter's very clear mental trauma, and ignores his own mental issues.

                He had every reason to spy on her since she lied to him about her drug use, her drug dealing and her stealing. Not to mention how it was literally his job to monitor and catch her for drug dealing since it ties into his job as a security guard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >drug use
                >weed
                >in the Pacific Northwest
                And she wasn't dealing.
                I'm not saying Chloe wasn't a selfish bitch, because she was, but she also loved her friends and had at least some kind of excuse for being a cunt. Her only friend abandoned her literally immediately after her dad's funeral.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter if it's just weed if she's using it as a coping mechanism.
                >Her only friend abandoned her
                She moved away and ghosted her, tough shit. That's not a valid excuse for her never moving on from it, or finding any kind of constructive way of coping with it. Instead just hanging out with shitty people, making her mom miserable and doing petty crime instead of anything actually useful.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly IRL i'm pretty sure step dads don't police their wife's kids once they become adults. It's just weird. You're more like acquaintances at that point. If your kid is a deadbeat living with you, you fix it in a different way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, David's doing it both because he cares about his stepdaughter and his wife, and because he's an ex-military now security guard he has intimate knowledge about the dumb shit his stepdaughter's doing these days. She wants nothing to do with him and hates him anyway, so he might as well be a hardass and also do the only thing he knows how to try to keep her from being a drug-addicted retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you are being an edgelord (or have Asperger's), but take some time to think about the characters and compare them to people IRL. People are emotional beings, who react to everything differently
                >David did nothing wrong
                To a degree, what he did wrong was not sorting out his PTSD and then taking it out on Chloe. He does care for her, as shown through the game, but he needs to sort his shit out

                You can have a shitty childhood and not be an obnoxious unlikable cunt you know. Stop defending toxic behaviour just because you fantasize about getting your dick wet in some blue furred cooch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're calling me an aspie for not adoring your favorite, mentally unstable, abrasive, cunty blue lesbian character from a stupid Square Enix title?
                [...]
                He had every reason to spy on her since she lied to him about her drug use, her drug dealing and her stealing. Not to mention how it was literally his job to monitor and catch her for drug dealing since it ties into his job as a security guard.

                Whats your age anon? I'm curious
                >You can have a shitty childhood and not be an obnoxious unlikable cunt you know. Stop defending toxic behaviour just because you fantasize about getting your dick wet in some blue furred cooch.
                Projection; I am trying to explain to you why people are like this. If you fail to grasp why people are people, then you need to grow up and go into the real world

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm well-aware that there are terrible wastes of space in the world, and that Chloe is apparently a shining example of what you're talking about.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A little human empathy goes a long way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I need to feel empathy for a verifiably terrible fictional character who's death is a net benefit?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >have a little empathy
                >kill the world for some worthless cunt
                >one (you) can't even breed with
                That ain't how it works, gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most IRL people that experience childhood hardship or traumas don't become cunts.
                You know what normal people do with those that do become cunts?
                Cut ties with them, they can be miserable alone.

                And people have the ability to grow up when they get older. Chloe is 19. If you thinking maturity of someone as young as her
                >Most IRL people that experience childhood hardship or traumas don't become cunts.
                Provide a sauce to your claim; you only have to look at people from lower socio-economic backgrounds to see trauma in different forms for lots of people

                Not everyone is a Superman like you anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lower socio-economic backgrounds
                >A security guard and a waitress job can't sustain a family of three in a small town.
                Fucking liberals and their high taxes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wholeheartedly believe that she deserved to die and that nothing of value was lost, and that the things gained from her death automatically outweigh her timely demise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Provide a sauce to your claim
                There are no serious studies about what % of the population are assholes, anon.
                >you only have to look at people from lower socio-economic backgrounds to see trauma in different forms for lots of people
                What are you quantifying there? Criminality? Stress? Mental Health Problems? Because in all of those except stress they're all the minority within their groups. Almost like most people don't devolve into cunts or become utterly disabled when it comes to living within a society after suffering.
                Everyone has their sorrows, but only some go out of their way to make them a problem for everyone else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most IRL people that experience childhood hardship or traumas don't become cunts.
                You know what normal people do with those that do become cunts?
                Cut ties with them, they can be miserable alone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's still a teen, and by the comic, when she's 20-23 she's hugely matured and becomes a business owner that helps revive the town, stays faithful to max for 2 years alone, and doesn't lash out anymore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever happens after the fact means nothing. One works with the information that is given at the moment. And by all metrics LiS Chloe acts like the kind of person people walk away from.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                David was a terrible stepfather. He spied on his wife and her daughter, barked orders to his family like a drill sergeant, was dismissive about his stepdaughter's very clear mental trauma, and ignores his own mental issues.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Chloe literally shot herself and blamed it on the fucking gun
              she deserves to die just for that right there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Pricefield still trigger people?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >draw men
        >call them women

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at that stick arm
    imagine how easy it would be to overpower her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know
      That's why she must be protected at all costs

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still flat
    >still short hair
    >freckles
    God I love flat girls.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for the Rachelfag from /trash/ who talks about BBC and cuckoldry

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They type of gay who likes Life is Strange is the type of gay that would shill Cyberpunk and spend all day using photomode for their shitty toon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a comfy relaxing game to play and the characters are likable. You need to chill out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and the characters are likable
        I can count on one hand how many character there are that are actually decent, the stepdad being one of them.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So thats a ftm trans? Pretty progressive of them.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of those games where I wish I could erase my brain and play it from scratch and get those first time feels all over again.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so why does the storm show up for chloe, destroy the town and then nothing tries to kill her to correct the timeline ever again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the story makes no sense. I have a feeling that originally the intended all of the supernatural shit to link back to the more mundane missing person case, but they watched the butterfly effect too much and changed their minds by like episode 4.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They keep referencing Twin Peaks too because I guess the Frenchies were worried about not being local enough. It's a wonder that the newer games they've made are somehow shittier (the sequel and the stupid chud detective game somehow being worse)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >to link back to the more mundane missing person case
        It does

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't. Its set up that way and appears to be that way, until the storm still happens and you solve the case, and it becomes apparent it all has to with you saving Chloe in the bathroom because the universe is really autistic about how that has to be the exact point in time she dies.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically liking homosexual mental illness
    >unironically liking life is tumblr
    have a nice day immediately

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even like the game. I just like Max.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too old.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you supposed to do in this situation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kate is the biggest slut in Life is Strange.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DELET

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask to see her dick.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never date a girl with butterfly tattoo

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