>3 (4) entries across a decade

>3 (4) entries across a decade
>barely even broke even each time, and that's after nintendo footed the development bill of every sequel
I guess sex does, in fact, not sell

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's just one of those franchises that everyone hears about and is aware of but nobody actually plays

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      spectacle fighters are a boring genre, sorry
      I like games where the enemies present a challenge

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        show a clip of you beating gracious and glorious in nonstop infinite climax mode then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >"w-well yeah beating them is easy, b-b-but the hard part is beating them in a fancy way!!!"
          yawn, I'd rather stunt on real players than AI

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nice dodge retard. He's not even asking you to beat them stylishly, he's asking you to just fucking beat them. Chances are if you can't even beat AI you can't hope to beat a real player unless they're so far beneath your personal skill range they may as well be worse than AI but you likely love shitter stomping and avoid players that are at your own level are better.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              ngl thought "nonstop infinite climax" meant without dropping a combo or some shit, had to google it, but it does still look babymode

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her weird disproportionate limbs just don't do it for me, same problem with One Piece

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >weird disproportionate limbs

      disproportionate how? don't tell me you seriously just mean "she's too tall" lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's got the physique of an 8 foot tall supermodel but is scrunched down to like 5-something. The Smash render does her way better justice.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >She's got the physique of an 8 foot tall supermodel but is scrunched down to like 5-something
          to be fair, everyone in her universe has the same spider person proportions so she doesn't look off until you put her next to someone who doesn't

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >She's got the physique of an 8 foot tall supermodel
          she IS 8 foot tall, you fucking lorelet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're literally disproportionate and intentionally so, since she's based off of fashion industry art.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >They're literally disproportionate and intentionally so, since she's based off of fashion industry art.

          lol...do people not realize that when they say stuff like this, it doesn't actually mean or communicate anything? you're not using "disproportionate" objectively.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bro she's like 10 heads tall

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and her proportions are appropriate for that height, learn what disproportionate means

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but she's not that height. She's 5'9" at most.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >She's got the physique of an 8 foot tall supermodel
              she IS 8 foot tall, you fucking lorelet.

              uh

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you're a retarded lorelet and you shouldn't be in this thread

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's not lore. Lore is Luka's height being confirmed by the character glossary of Bayo 3 as 6'2".

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Bayo 3
                we are talking about bayo 1/2 designs, not the new shit game nobody cares about.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ok.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Better yet, they forgot to list the French version her physically identical mummy's height and weight in funny witch units.
                Also, holy shit it's impossible to google anything lore related for this game. Just a bunch of out of date headcannons spewed as fact boosted to the top. This fandom has to be one of the worst at remembering what's actually in the games.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >11 heads

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Her Smash renditions looks better than original design because her proportions are normal.

        See my image.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          smash bayo 1 looks all fucked up, like a chibi version of herself
          bayo 2 is okay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Her head is clearly a bit too large, tough this is a common thing for Smash characters so it's more of an art style thing than a mistake.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All Bayonetta characters are designed using fashion design proportions, tiny heads and huge lanky bodies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you didn't even notice that that particular pic had normal proportions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      whats it like being a homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      One Piece can get away with it by being shounen: its toddler cartoons about laughing pirates going on silly, no stakes adventures with forgettable characters. Bayonetta seems slightly more serious in its plot but its as Japanese as One Piece is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Bayonetta seems slightly more serious in its plot
        you can't be serious

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I did say slightly. Its not about silly teenage pirates searching for treasure for 20+ years.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Bayonetta herself is silly and takes most things lightly which contrasts really strongly with the moments in which she's actually struggling for her life (Like when she fights Balder, Loptr or Singularity), but there's really nothing campy about the actual plot of the games, it's straight fantasy, witches summoning demons, sages summoning angels and crazy megalomaniacs trying to take over the world by abusing said powers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I did say slightly. Its not about silly teenage pirates searching for treasure for 20+ years.

        how much do u actually know about one piece?
        it can be quite serious at times, and is thematically quite rich.
        they're not exactly looking for 'treasure' either

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You already know the answer if they described it as a toddler cartoon about pirates hunting for treasure.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            how much do u actually know about one piece?
            it can be quite serious at times, and is thematically quite rich.
            they're not exactly looking for 'treasure' either

            nta but if you actually watch the one piece anime it gives off a very kiddy vibe.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I have watched most of the anime.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're delusional
                If you showed the anime to most people, it would come off as kiddy.
                The sunny's design, the settings, the characters, all come off as kiddy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not really a person who holds opinions just because most people hold them. I think it’s more of an “all-ages” show than a kiddy show, but I’m sure that sounds like a cop-out.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >all ages
                You just want to think that because you enjoyed the show
                But most adults would not be impressed by one piece.
                Its a shonen manga, meaning its aimed at teens.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I know. That doesn’t really conflict with anything I said.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It does. You're saying its all ages despite it being published in a shonen magazine
                The author's intentions matter more than your opinion.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the author's intentions
                read the manga and you'll see that the point u made is not in ur favour

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              that's the problem, I wish people would read the manga instead.
              it's not 'more mature', but it's at least paced properly. the more complex elements to the story/themes reveal themselves over time.
              the anime is an absolute slog, so I can see a lot of people tapping out early

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It’s really a shame because when the anime is good it’s very good. It’s just way too fucking long, and several of the movies are just kid’s movies.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I've been thinking about picking up the anime from gear 5 reveal onwards, the animation quality currently looks insane.
                I've always just checked out anime highlights for my favourite scenes

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I've been thinking about picking up the anime from gear 5 reveal onwards, the animation quality currently looks insane.
                I've always just checked out anime highlights for my favourite scenes

                if you are interested, fans have made a version of the anime that cuts the filler part added, and tries to follow the manga more closely. It nearly cuts off 40% of the slog. Its called "one pace". They were even dedicated enough to adapt the music and sound design to match. And even have separate teams for each language. God bless their weaponized autism.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm aware of one pace, really commendable project.
                maybe one day, but I prefer reading manga to watching anime as it is.
                only reason I'm considering picking up the anime at a recent point, is because the animation has really been stepped up in wano

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a chud aren’t you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They fixed that in 3 and Smash

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I love how she's built in 3.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Her weird disproportionate limbs just don't do it for me, same problem with One Piece

        https://i.imgur.com/ZoITynI.jpg

        >3 (4) entries across a decade
        >barely even broke even each time, and that's after nintendo footed the development bill of every sequel
        I guess sex does, in fact, not sell

        >When people say bayonetta is attractive
        what's funny is this cartoon pair of legs with a face actually activates my almonds more than bayonetta does.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds like a (You) problem

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the version of this with the other costumes

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they held that Smash Bros. ballot and tried to convince everyone she won, when instead she'd already been planned to appear to shill Bayonetta 2?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex sells, just the mindless kind. Bayo makes the mistake of being a bigger test of skill than the usual weebshit.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just realised that I can play Bayonetta 3 for free with emulation. Thanks for making this thread OP.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      vegan moment

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bayo is too much of an eccentric design for the normans to stomach

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what you guys are talking about. They """"fixed"""" her proportions in Bayo 3.
    Between this, Viola, and BayoLuka, I can safely say that Bayo 3 was a mistake.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In financial terms the whole series was a mistake and only continues because of Kamiya's fetish.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's nearly the same, barely anything to complain about
      >BayoLuka
      oh, I see who I'm talking to

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's nearly the same
        No it's not, are you blind?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >oh, I see who I'm talking to
        And what exactly do you mean by that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      meh, people's first impressions of the character were still ruined

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man, a slightly larger head and slightly shorter legs, the horror!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bayonetta
    >sex
    She is some kind of super lanklet abomination literally meant to be a exaggerated parody of fashion models

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >fashion models
      who i forgot to add, are also already as much as lanklet abominations as real female humans can get

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of those games that, in theory, would really appeal to me because i like other fanservice games
    However, bayos design for some reason was never sexy to me
    >I guess sex does, in fact, not sell
    Games like nier automata and atelier ryza still had a boost because of sex appeal. So did atomic heart probably
    Not to mention gacha shit. So sex appeal does sell, but not every single time. Especially when you fail to make a sexy character

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about Bayo's design is intentional, she has lanky limbs because she's based on old school model proportions

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And thats their mistake. I am attracted to normal women, not fashion models.
        Japanese Fashion industry beauty standards =/= what the average guy finds attractive

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What's the mistake. If Platinum wanted their game to sell purely on sex appeal they wouldn't have made her how she looks.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Bayonetta isn't supposed to be coombait, she's a bunch of sexy cliches stretched to the point of parody. I don't know why people don't seem to get that she's an as over the top joke of a character as Dante is. You can say that's why you don't care for it, but it's not exactly a failing of the series when that's what they were going for
            If Kamiya wanted you to goon yourself into a stupor as soon as you saw her, he wouldn't have made her 9 feet tall to begin with

            And thats why bayo's games don't sell that much.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Bayonetta isn't supposed to be coombait, she's a bunch of sexy cliches stretched to the point of parody. I don't know why people don't seem to get that she's an as over the top joke of a character as Dante is. You can say that's why you don't care for it, but it's not exactly a failing of the series when that's what they were going for
          If Kamiya wanted you to goon yourself into a stupor as soon as you saw her, he wouldn't have made her 9 feet tall to begin with

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Fujos and gay men do love Dante tho.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Old school banana shaped models were selectively chosen by the gay male fashion designers who hired them.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta as a character is just too cool to give a shit about
    If you're not into being absolutely dominated by a giant woman or fantasizing about BEING said woman, there's literally nothing about her that would appeal to your average joe gamer

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bayo's sex stuff just isn't that appealing. She's a dominatrix in a fashionista gimp suit, that's a bit more niche than just fat ass in a leotard ala Nier.
    She is an amazing use of fashion designer aesthetics, but that's sort of adjacent to monkey brain activation rather than directly activating it. And might just not be a great fit in an action game where people just want to be a cool dude with a big sword.

    Also the games keep sabotaging themselves with shitty gimmick sections and mountains of exposition and cinematics for its garbage plot and setting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      as someone that likes femdom, i don't like bayonetta purely because of the way her body looks

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anal sex with Bayo.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta is a really well designed sexy character but was designed by someone who isn't actually attracted to women. Like she's missing that slight objectification and gap moe that people project on people they're attracted to. The spirit which brings unity though teamwork between dick and kokoro. This post is fucking retarded im sending it anyways lel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It might just be that she's too old.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's her fashion that makes her look older, she's supposed to biologically be in her 20s

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was in fact designed by a femoid.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bayonetta isn't sexy she looks creepy and disabled

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta is sexual not sexy

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay doesn't fucking sell, hype does. 90% of the people worshipping Bear Sex Game never even heard of crpgs before.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so glad these games exist. They’re not without their faults, but they’re some of my absolute favorite games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do too, bayobro. Why are these games so hard to "get" for most people?
      I know the first run may be full of "wtf am I doing?" but it only gets better the more you play. That's something almost no game does these times, you only kill shit for 3 hours, boss/checkpoint time and repeat with the same gameplay as the first 15 minutes until it's over. Then brag about how cool it looks in your respective platform. Well, that may be just Ganker

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bayo hot as fuck
    >most of her porn is garbage

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think Bayonetta represents more Lara Croft than Bayonetta in Smash.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like an alien. I remember playing bayonetta and feeling absolutely zero embarrassment or shame at a time when I definitely would have had she appeared sexy in anyway.

    In a way it's kind of genius that they created a character that didn't really upset anyone, and who did sexual things but didn't really feel sexy at all.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I rented the first game purely on the merit of
    >oh, the guy who made Okami and Viewtiful Joe made this? I’d probably like it
    I had never played Devil May Cry and knew very little about the game aside from reading the box and hearing that you could wear guns on your feet. It’s now one of my favorite games.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The crazy dimensions of her body mean that the dimensions that matter (hips, waist, breasts, and shoulders) get completely ignored visually to the point that she registers as just legs.

    2b is the complete opposite of this. Her entire body is about her hip to shoulder and hip to waist ratio being insane. The dimensions of her leotard also emphasizes her ass.

    Just by comparing the two it is clear that sex definitely sells and that bayonetta isn't sexy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bayo and 2B are sexy in different ways. Some like one over the other, some like both, some like neither. People really need to understand that everyone has different thoughts and opinions.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only Kamiya finds Bayonetta attractive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >i cannot comprehend anything, the world is only what i think and say it is, fuck reality because it's not me me MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

          you
          are
          gay

          therefore I win

          So straight men are gays.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >having a mental breakdown in the chud chaser board

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Eldritch abomination that barely passes as a woman

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not with an ugly amazoness protag that uses her pubes for bdsm.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta sells as well as Metroid does. Both franchises are niche. Stop with the chud gayry of "If something doesn't sell like Mario or Minecraft then it's a total fucking failure!".

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >beauty mark
    she wasn't designed for the lowest common denominator mentally retarded masses

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      zased

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >barely even broke even each time
    please tell me the development cost and how much each game earned

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is bayonetta supposed to be attractive?
    women with short hair are obviously not a part of a typical male fantasy.
    I always figured she was designed to seem "sexy" to liberal women. so she comes across as mostly smart or classy but she sorta shows off her figure, but IDK nothing about her designed comes across as intending to be attractive to men to me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >libs libs libs libs
      >i am incapable of understanding anything beyond myself

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        is this thread linked on reddit or something?
        bayonetta is obviously designed to be "Sexy" but in a way that women will approve of (so not actually attractive)

        the women who would care about such a thing happen to lean left.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          tell that to all the female doujinshi writers drawing guro, scat, mindbreak, e-boi and other shit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            stop posting anytime retard

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, all of those filthy liberals in Japan two decades ago.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            bayonetta came out in 2009 chud enabler. if you play it you love trannies. just admit you're fucking gay

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >chud chud bo banny banana fana fo fanny fe fi mo manny! TRAAAANNYYYYYY~!

              For people who constantly claim you despise trnanies you can't go five seconds without worshiping them with a fervor that exceeds Christianss worship of Jesus.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If you think Bayo is for trannies, you're a chud, also if you argue with this post you're a chud.

                yes. bayonetta is a chud.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >argued with my post
                takes one to know one.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you want her to be one so badly?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                she just is objectively is a gays fantasy. when fags go to put on their clown makeup they're trying to look like bayonetta

                >argued with my post
                takes one to know one.

                I honestly don't read Ganker posts if they're longer than like 5 words.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The the post you replied to above mine was 10 words long. You basically outed yourself as an literate moron.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I reply to tons of posts I just skim them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >she just is objectively is a gays fantasy
                Is that what you cry about everything that doesn't make your dick twitch? Is your mother a gay fantasy, too?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If you think Bayo is for trannies, you're a chud, also if you argue with this post you're a chud.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ironicaly she caused quite a stir in feminist leaning areas. Someone from my family even saw a talk at their woke uni criticising it because of her body proportion being "unrealistic" and too tall or whatnot. Its really not woke bait, i think its just a female chara designer wanting to make a cool character. Simple.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            she looks like a fag how is that cool

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Girls can't look like fags, they're supposed to be feminine. Or did you miss that part?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                she's not a girl she's a cartoon. a cartoon made to look like a gay guy's idea of what a woman looks like.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Did you throw this much of a tantrum when you first saw Moira in Overwatch?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no because no one said moira was sexy. they said she looked like a man

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You people think everything is a man or a chud. You need mental help.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if any of the fetuses arguing here knows that a woman created and designed Bayonetta.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well that would explain why she looks like a man in drag

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You people think everything is trannies, you worship them constantly and want everything to be them.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          explain how bayonetta doesn't look like a man. she looks like a man that someone glued tits onto

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen what a man and woman look like irl

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              then you should know she looks like a slender teenage boy with boobs.

              she's clearly supposed to be a drag queen fantasy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think you were a gay looking teenage boy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Show me a teenage boy who looks like Bayonetta.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You know they're just going to post that chud.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'd fuck Natalie Mars so it's whatever, if it were a Suzie comparison then I'd put my foot down.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You know they're just going to post that chud.

                and there we have it. look everyone bayonetta fans seething about being called trannies and fags. admit they're trannies and fags. wow what a surprise.
                >knowing the name of a fucking chud off handedly
                sick shit. I can't believe I have to have a gay fucking chud in my DADS GOOGLE SEARCH HISTORY

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >DADS GOOGLE HISTORY
                go back
                the name of a fucking chud off handedly
                you're on the site that coined the term 'traps', no fucking duh. Pic-rel was queen of /b/ since 2009.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                gay lover. die in a fire. your parents weep for their gay son, but he doesn't care he just wants more dicks in his bussy. you fucking sicko.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                concession accepted cockfag, glad you're here forever with us. enjoy your stay, failed normal fag

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                stop talking to me fag. enjoy your monkey pox and aids. retarded gay.

                just remember you're mentally ill and need help. gay conversion therapy WORKS

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >just remember you're mentally ill and need help.
                I am on Ganker, this place isn't known for its winners.
                >enjoy your monkey pox and aids.
                you can't get that from tummy sticks and sword fighting, lmao.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                too long didn't read. get help gay.
                you sicken all of us and weaken the nation with you're gayry.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Says the pissy bitch who wouldn't lift a finger to serve his country while lots of gays and lesbians fight for our rights and freedoms.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                gay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't come on Ganker to talk about supporting 'the nation', again you're a failed normal fag AND you still want to be a normal fag.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you
                are
                gay

                therefore I win

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >win
                >is still on here
                until you leave, get a wife, have kids and dump gaming and Ganker altogether, you'll always lose.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have to sell my soul to a roastie and create worthless spawn to win over you, gay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't have to fulfill my purpose as a straight person to prove I'm normal

                lmao, see you tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >i cannot comprehend anything, the world is only what i think and say it is, fuck reality because it's not me me MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

                [...]
                So straight men are gays.

                you're a still a gay gay chud VERY DISREPECTFUL!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't read fags posts

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yes you did, all thread :^)

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Face, ass, tits, legs, arms, body. Do you think she isn't a woman because she isn't your ideal of what a woman should be?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            hourglass figure

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              kek you call that hourglass? I call it the teenage boy with boobs stapled onto his gay chest

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >bust and hips larger than waist
                it fits the criteria

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nah he's seen enough naked teenage boys to know. all he knows going by the thread

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >lacks the critical information

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            And what is this "critical information" you claim I lack? I'm not the one who looks at everything and fantasizes about trannies.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not the one who looks at everything and fantasizes about trannies.
              You are thinking about Kamiya there sis.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I always knew Kamiya was a gay.
                He always had a thing for trannies.
                Protip, Viola's VA is a chud.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if it's ironic that Natalie married a real woman.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >viola's VA
                I thought she was nonbinary, aka the cheat code identity since you don't even need to chud out to get the benefits

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't she just a regular dyke?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I thought she was nonbinary
                Same shit.
                A chud is still a chud.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                isn't that the charity that was getting trannies killed by hanging up on them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When you say created do you mean that Kamiya wasn't involved?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Smol Bayo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing shit like this while people are claiming she's a giant is how I know that the majority of Bayo fans either didn't play the games or are unobservant morons. Or both.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She IS giant, proportionally. But it doesn't mean much in the games themselves because all the characters in bayo are like that.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have too. I'm one of the few that always liked him and never doubted him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never doubted him, BayoLuka was telegraphed hard from the very start, the entire first game is a parade of shipping with all the shit about how Cereza calling her stuffed toy Cheshire parallels Bayo calling Luka Cheshire, the second game veers off of the relationship because it is primarily about Bayo's friendship with Jeanne, but Luka is still following her and helping her with Loki, in fact, all three games carry a huge element of parenthood for both characters, in the first game they care for a toddler, then for a preteen and then for a teenager, foreshadowing the fact that they would eventually have a child of their own.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He should be fumbling like the Cutie Honey sidekick, not some Tuxedo Mask wannabe.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Luka has always been a Tuxedo Mask wannabe, his introductory scene in 1 is pretty much this except Bayo is not as dumb and incompetent as Sailor Moon so Luka ends up looking even more useless than Tuxedo Mask.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The result is that he ends up looking like an idiot anyway.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's kind of his thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But I've always been Team Luka, the chemistry he had with Bayonetta in the first game was great.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Shame Cereza got hurt by its pricing and timing. It would have been rad at 20 or even 40 instead of fucking $60.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    The only people who think that the overt sexuality in Bayonetta is meant to sell the game to coomers are ill-informed feminists.

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    Anonymous

    >came out during the feminist hysteria era of the internet
    >PS3 port was dogshit
    >Xbox 360 was dudebro central and they didn't want to play as a girl because they considered it gay
    >niche genre
    >unforgiving to casuals
    >the retarded half of the DMC fanbase saying the game was dogshit
    >Bayo2 lost it's original install base because lol WiiU exclusive
    >it being exclusive also caused fans to seethe leaving a sour taste in everyones mouth
    >Bayonetta 2's gameplay changes pissed off the combo autists completely ignoring QoL improvements the game brought
    >Smash 4 makes everyone hate her
    >Bayo 3 announcement is instantly followed up by autists losing their shit over a different VA
    >said VA starts a smear campaign
    >Viola
    Bayonetta failed because it somehow managed to piss off everyone and is constantly on someones shit list. Except for Bayo 3. That game was just bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Bayo2 lost it's original install base because lol WiiU exclusive
      >it being exclusive also caused fans to seethe leaving a sour taste in everyones mouth

      Neither Sony nor Microsoft wanted it. Those people should have complained to them instead of accusing Nintendo of stealing it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sony picked Nier Automata and 2B turned into one of the icons of modern gaming. For all their mistakes they have good smell for this shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically hack and slash games are pretty mainstream now.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lol no they aren't. souls shit aren't hack n' slashes, Diablo is an ARPG, and DMC/God of War coast on legacy IP status.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they get a legacy?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            DMC is literally the progenitor of modern hack n' slash games and god of war has been immensely popular since the very first game on the PS2

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds pretty mainstream to me.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nier Automata sold like 5 million copies, Ragnarok sold 10 million and fucking Final Fantasy became a hack and slash.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Final Fantasy became a hack and slash.
            Hold X to win is not HnS

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Automata sold on 2B's ass and nothing else and I'd hardly call it a hack n' slash. God of War sells no matter what and FF will likely go back to turned based after 16.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Bayonetta is repulsive. You know who is attractive? Samus. Original lara croft. Even that fucking fox chick from starfox adventures. Not this thing. Unironically she looks like some 60 year old grandma.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I forgot, tifa literally mogs this bitch so hard it's ridiculous.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Also also, fr on that wiggy woogy.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >most successful Platinum games (Rising and Automato) have conventionally attractive characters
    >Bayonetta 3 gets greenlighted and they make her and her daughter even more weird looking
    >next game is some Ultraman gay shit

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll show you some 'mental illness'.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nothing sexy about chudnetta

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like yet another discord raid, several different people spamming nothing but "TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES!!" nonstop in the exact same way. You think they'd at least try to not make it so obvious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I miss rekt and porn spam, at least it was honest.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen so many people who say they hate trannies spend so much time spamming as many posts talking about them as possible. It's like people who claim to hate pedophiles constantly talking about how they want game characters to rape children.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>It's like people who claim to hate pedophiles constantly talking about how they want game characters to rape children.
      that describes a large amount of users, you wouldn't believe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am a chud and I want to rape children. Got a problem with that sister?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        dont do that, its not nice

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    Anonymous

    don't let the posts in this thread distract you from the fact Jeanne is best

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Bayo has the same body as Joker. 100% chud character.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      joker is a sissy though

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2 is the best one, gameplay wise and also because I love short hair Bayo.

    Haven't finished 3 because the cutscenes run like crap on the emulators.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta may have a sex design but the games themselves are pretty tame. It's all teasing and nothing substantial.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its because of sega, we all know is cause of fucking sega, absolute dogshit hedgehog company

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