>3 hours game length

>3 hours game length
>70 dollars

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've already spent 7 hours in the game and I'm only about half way through.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are moronic then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm just not speeding through the game.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Half an hour long
    >$100
    wtf bros

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really 3 hours long?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      About 4-7 hours depending on how much you backtrack and explore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's disappointing, I wasn't going to play it but yeah, do tendies really eat this shit up?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather a kino 3 hour game than a shitty 20 hour one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean yeah, I don't have a problem with short good games but is this game really kino? It would have to be the best game ever made to be worth that price tag for such a short game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Personally it's one of the best metroids released.
              That's saying something because I fricking despise Mercury steam and they managed to actually do good.

              Doesn't help that I've been starved for a good metroid for the past 17 years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Metroid fans are desperate for anything lately, even a game as short as this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They've been eating shit lately. They've praised Sword & Shield, a New Leaf, various games where the multiplayer doesn't work, a Skyward Sword remake, a N64 ROM + emulator, a clock app, etc.. Keep that in mind when you hear people praise Dread. I own it and it's a shoddy cash-in. I'd recommend romhacks of Super Metroid instead.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How is Dread not good?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the graphics are bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So is being black

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                keep trying maybe i will understand what the hell you meant by me living among people

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >m-muh graphics
                Kys normalgay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lack of diversity
              of the environmental nature

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's cheap and shoddy. For example, enemies are constantly reused, even the boss you fight to get your powerups is reused. The first time you see it it's a damage sponge armored brain with a laser on the wall that shoots you. The next time you see it it's the same except they've added one more laser. I almost quit right there and I should have as it doesn't get better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lack of diversity
            of the environmental nature

            >Diversity
            Samus is 3 different ethnicities. She fights like 30 other races in the game as well as a race that likes to transition into other races.
            I'm more than sure Metroid is the most Diverse series ever made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol its about 5 hours if you're somewhat experienced with metroid games, maybe a bit shorter if you're super sweaty. average person will probably take 7-8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Took me about 9 hours to reach the end and 12 hours to 100%.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its 5 hours bro its 8 if you're a newbie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The timer resets when you die.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that how long the average games journalist or nintendo fan takes to beat it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Average vidya fan. Here are the time submissions. Some of them are off since they use the in game clock which doesn't count deaths or time with the map open.
          https://howlongtobeat.com/game?id=94075&s=completions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PAY $120 for 9 hours singleplayer instead of 3

        Like that makes you're situation better looooooool

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why do you feel the need to exaggerate the price so much?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's designed to be beaten in under 4 hours. That's actually required to unlock the gallery rewards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. like every metroidvania. Are you new to the genre? Next are you gonna tell me that Hollow Knight is longer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100% it in 8 hours, but apparently I'm god since people seem to think the game is hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you've beat the game already. know the critical path and every exploit currently available to speed run it a second time. Yes.
      But a first time play through of someone marginally competent in playing metroid games it's 6-7 hours. A complete newbie to the genre it would take roughly 10-11 hours. Longer if you were actively trying for all of the power ups.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >snoy
    >seething

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bit disingenuous, aren't you?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game gets 30 minutes shorter by the day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's runs are getting efficient

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3 Days later...

      >1.5 hour game length
      >75 dollars

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY GAME OF THE YEAR

    MUH TENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSS

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why don't people complain about this with resident evil?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's only okay when literally everyone but Nintendo does it, or so they say

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People did complain about it, just less because its less shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did.
      Zoomers and newbies shat on RE2make for being around 8 hours. Those same morons are crying about Metroid now.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys have to pay for your emulators...?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >70 dollars.
    You live in fricking Canada or something? It's $60
    If you like using the Speed running time then I will too.
    >Hollow Knight
    >30 mins
    >30 Dollars.
    That's a dollar a min. While Dread is 3 dollars a min.
    By your own logic Metroid dread is Still the better deal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's a dollar a min. While Dread is 3 dollars a min.
      >By your own logic Metroid dread is Still the better deal.
      Anon...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that this game is just a d-pad platformer for $70?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a d-pad platformer
      God, I wish

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3 hours was $70 ago

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1 hour game length
    >100 dollars

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a reminder, Rabi-Ribi is far better than Hollow Knight and Dread and will take you way longer to finish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got filtered by rabi ribi's ending content because I stopped and started a couple of times and forgot what gives you iframes so I couldn't go through screenwide beam attacks and whatnot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh, somebody's based.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >80 dollar game
    >2 hours 30 mins to beat
    So this is the power of the switch

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just fyi, this game is longer than dark souls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also FYI.
      Game is longer than Hollow knight by shitposter standards.

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