>38 years later. >complete radio silence on?

>38 years later
>complete radio silence on Ganker
was the game THAT bad?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *steals your thunder*

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know how long humans live? Everyone who played it is fricking DEAD

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was the game THAT bad?
    Yes. Even SMW is better than this crap.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did people play games that unironically looked like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people used to have this thing called 'imagination' which gives you ability to form images, sounds, ideas and other abstract things within your mind so when you had book with just text or old game you'd still immerse yourself quite easily
      now people are golems, they lack basic abilities like imagination and can't comprehend anything beyond scope of their usually tremendously limited knowledge

      tl;dr you had to be there zoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i believe the term used now for it is "coping"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would you play that when call of duty existed?! you people are DUMB!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people used to have this thing called 'imagination' which gives you ability to form images, sounds, ideas and other abstract things within your mind so when you had book with just text or old game you'd still immerse yourself quite easily
        >now people are golems, they lack basic abilities like imagination and can't comprehend anything beyond scope of their usually tremendously limited knowledge
        >redditspace
        >tl;dr you had to be there zoomer

        • 3 weeks ago
          sage

          >fricking moron samegay doesn't even know what redditspacing is
          gtfo newbie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bruh I'm like 30.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOL, do boomers really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie you're old as shit. go back to crochet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >now people are golems, they lack basic abilities like imagination and can't comprehend anything beyond scope of their usually tremendously limited knowledge
        People on Ganker actually are like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The games at the time had the entire level take place on a single screen with an all black background. There were maybe 1-4 of these levels and any further and it would just repeat the levels ad infinitum. Your jump was a fixed up/down motion that brought you to a dead standstill, went straight up, and straight down. It cost your whole allowance to play this game and your mom would yell at you for going to the arcade again if you did.
      Now consider this game. Each level is colorful, and expansive. When you walk to the right, you don't just loop back to the left, no instead it reveals even more level. And it has 32 of these fricking levels. Your movement has momentum, you speed up the longer you've been moving for. Your jump has weight and how high and far you go depends on how fast you were going at the time you jumped and how long you held the button. And the best part? This game, this game that is lightyears ahead of the competition is something you pay for once, and you can play it as much as you like in your fricking home.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this anons post is more productive than my whole past week at work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the remake, moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        soulless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still play games that unironically look like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sure as hell didn’t. I played ninja gaiden and castlevania, mario was always trash.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these bits are garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all 8 of them?!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tennis for two was always better

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mogged by iceclimbers. the screen scrolled up instead of sideways homosexualry

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea its horrible
    meanwhile nsmb has aged like fine wine

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario World mogs it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think there were people who played this to the extent of like poopsocking or shitting themselves?
    it seems hard to imagine
    video games were just so innocent back then....

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i guess it was never good

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hold right
    >Die
    What the frick, where is the tutorial?
    What am I doing wrong, I'm trying to play the game and it's just killing me over and over again without telling me how to play.
    This shit sucks, how do people enjoy convoluted pieces of garbage like this that need a guide to even play?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, your controller has more buttons you could try pressing. There might be some hidden way to avoid getting killed!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiggity-Shwah

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one I know in person has talked about this game in forever, I'm not sure how it failed so hard.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game will be preserved for longer than 99.9% of the AAA goy games made after the Wii.

    Imagine 50 years from now after nuclear war, kids will still play this game on some found chinese bootlegs and nobody could play anything made in the last 10 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and gaming will finally start healing again.
      Will only take nuclear hellfire and the decimation of most of the world's population but it will be worth it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every denuvo game will be unplayable after their online conection is broken after 5-7 years from now.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many viewers on twitch?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >0 viewers
      kek, Nintendo in crisis mode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >0 in-game players
        >0 viewers on twitch
        it really was just fotm. LOL

        Yikes. Expecting 60% discounts soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >0 in-game players
      >0 viewers on twitch
      it really was just fotm. LOL

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best mario game besides mario 64, extremely satisfying controls. frick mario world and soillenials who grew up with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got Mario Maker hoping people would make kino SMB style levels
      >it's nothing but auto-winners or kaizo maps

      I hate people.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will forever live in our memories.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i miss mario royale like you wouldn't believe
      >nintendo nukes it just to make a shitty knockoff that's only available for like a month
      why are they like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was adamant Nintendo was going to pull Mario 35 and then, six months later, announce a paid deluxe version with the Lost Levels, an Invictus mode etc.
        Can't believe they saw the backlash to the limited time shit and didn't even use it to milk more money out of players, they actually just killed it for no reason

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been hyped to play this game for years. After i played it for 30 hours, what an overrated piece of shit Ganker tricked me into playing
    >only 2 players
    >no co op
    >cant backtrack if you missed a mushroom
    >wonky controls
    >only 5 enemies LOL
    >same one fricking copypasted boss
    >same fricking 3 biome the whole fricking game
    >terrible music that only has a few tracks
    >copypasted dialogue by the same toad everytime you beat bowser
    >no endgame. You are booted to ng+ once you beat bowser
    >score is useless
    >timer exists so you always feel rushed
    >can practically skip the entire game if you know how to skip worlds
    and worst of all
    >get a game over, sent back to the beginning of the game

    What a piece of shit game. Never listening to this shithole again for gaming suggestions

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was playing this game in 3D with 3DSenVR, awesome emulator that creates a sort of 3D diorama with certain supported NES games. Way better than the snooze fest that was Wonder, that game plays itself.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not being able to stay relevant for 40 years. Games have fallen.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark Souls 2 before Dark Souls 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That game was fun. It played so smoothly

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to beat it you’re a casual

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >racist
    >dangerous ost
    >punishing save system
    >no character progression
    >no side content
    >no difficulty settings
    >zero(0) social media integration
    >animal abuse
    >use of drugs
    >exclusive
    >no diversity
    9/they used to

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nintendies big mad

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Splay
    >shiggity shiggity shway
    Guess what idiot, what you did today?
    >Uhhh?
    WRANG

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