>5 more days until?

>5 more days until Ganker is BTFO again

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is with all the demake shilling?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's with all the shilling in general? I used to think that shill threads were ironic falseflags because Ganker has no media relevancy and a small userbase, but there are WAY too fucking many shill threads now for it not to be actual paid marketing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People claim they are ironic posting but its just a lie from shills. Look at all the engage threads for a recently released game.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that John Halo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it's Adam Sandler

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is what if i got a plasma cutter adam sandler

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The remake is going to be good and I'm going to be happy.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does btfo mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      back to front opinions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch Tits Fuck Oven

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 more days until Callisto Protocol 2
    OH BOY!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The idea of being more open is cool but the garden gnome Isaac and posters moronfied will kill most of the sales

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they also apparently removed all self-harm and suicides from the first game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can't be serious
        the fuck is the marker supposed to have done, ask them nicely to leave?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit, they can't be this stupid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stupid enough to replace whites and asians with blacks, make Kendra a lesbian, make all the characters say FUCK all the time, make Nicole a 50 year old lady

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam sandler?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like 2.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 days
    I genuinely had no idea.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Adam Sandler? The Waterboy in my Dead Space?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest nobody really cares at this point. It'll probably release with horrible performance issues and that's the only reason it'll get media attention.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game or not, i'm sure i will still enjoy it, for nostalgia's sake, one of my most cherished childhood games, used to shit myself at the elevator girl scream, for some reason that's what scared me the most.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this and the Last of Us "Remake" do well then this industry is beyond fucked. We'll be remaking games from less than 10 years ago all over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >remakes of all these shitty games from the past decade
      That's going to suck. Oh well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RTX edition
        Just created a new one for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look on the bright side, the remakes would eventually become so detailed that another would be completely pointless.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hold on a minute

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you could post some comparison screenshots or webms to further illustrate that the demake is superior?
    This is an imageboard after all

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just refuse to get it on principle for what they did to Visceral.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this has shit sales and poor cultural impact. Fuck EA.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they change the face?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to look more like his voice actor, Gunner Wright.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why cant they accept not every VA has to be facescanned?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they already used his face in 2 and 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's too old looking in 1 considering they based him off Gunner Wright in Dead Space 2. I guess some people were bothered how old he looked and how young Nicole looked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does making him into Adam Sandler make him look like a younger version of this? The physiognomy is different.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not defending them, anon. I think he looks stupid as all hell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look at that nose. the straight, thin bridge, the subtle flaring of the nostrils. oh my god, it's not even a digitized actor.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he peaked in Don't Mess With The Engineer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Cut.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.truetrophies.com/game/Dead-Space/trophies

    Reunion Silver
    See the alternative ending on any difficulty mode.

    WHAT DOES THIS MEAN Ganker

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ishimura now an interconnected metroidvania map
    >different clearance levels and pathways
    >sidequests
    >intensity ai director
    >thoughtful diversity and inclusion
    I am READY baby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck is wrong with you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a weirdly good feeling about it as well. There's just a kind of irony to Callisto failing and DS1R being good that gives me that hunch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a weirdly good feeling about it as well
        How are you this fucking dumb? have a nice day you stupid fucking moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cry about it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >DURRR DURR IM SURE IT WILL BE GOOD
            have a nice day dumb moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can smell your shit-filled diaper all the way over here, fag. Go ask your mom to change it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >HURRR I GOTTA GOOD FEELING ABOUT DIS ONE GUYS HURRR DURRR
                have a nice day dumb moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >googoogaga, baby needs a diaper change

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ITS GONNA BE SO GOOD GUYS TRUST ME I GOTTA GOOD FEELING ABOUT TRUST ME THIS ONE IS GONNA BE GOOD
                have a nice day dumb moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're gonna get diaper rash with all this diarrhea spewing out your anus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you love the smell of shit, shit eating gay. I'm sure you'll be fantasizing about it when you play your fag game for moron lovers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Takes one to know one.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What if you had a giant helix dildo that controlled your mind?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >again
    >implying there was a first time
    lmao!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >60 euros for woke trash
    Nah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the fuck did they do it bros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know why. Can't put attractive women because it's problematic... for ugly hags.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck, she looks like his mom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and lots of cursing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck, Nicole... where the fucking fuck are fucking you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She died because of that DAMN Marker three years ago...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So they put the swearing in the voices and the dialogue but not the transcript? What?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why the fuck did they do it bros

        >60 euros for woke trash
        Nah

        its over.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soul to soulless, woke and ugly posters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bottom looks more horny than top. What is it with progressivists and sex? They can't stop thinking about fucking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There wont be white people in 500 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf, couldn't you argue in a sci-fi setting this is immersive and thematically appropriate?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        0.0001$ has been deposited in your EA account

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think pozzed stuff is lame, but in the context of a sci-fi setting, it can be argued to be appropriate.

          Soiberpunk is a hedonistic coomer dystopia, so chuds and sodomites being everywhere is appropriate.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're remaking a game your one job is remaking the game, not inserting your own headcanon. If you don't agree with the original choices then make your own game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you just want the same game again... why? Why not just play the one that already exists?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are plenty of technical enhancements you can make, like better controls, more supported resolutions, higher-res textures, etc. Recreating the game should be about making a beloved classic accessible to a modern audience, not changing the content.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think the remake is pointless, and I agree to some extent but I am just not as hung up over it. If the remake sucks, it sucks, if it's good but otherwise pozzed, I can at least interpret those kinds of elements in an immersive, world-building manner. I can handle fags and nogs in sci-fi since that's the given trend of where society is going, I only really get really annoyed if it's applied to medieval or fantasy settings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can handle morons in the future but NOT morons in the past
                KYS retard

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that when Pixels 2 comes out? Or Paul Blart 57?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take dead space
    >fill it with open world padding
    >add adam sandler
    >age up the women
    >1 billion sales on launch day

    I hate gamers™.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it actually true that the animations were done by the same person who did mass effect andromeda?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder you can play this shit for free day one with the Pro trial, just cancel before the 7-day trial is up, more than enough time to beat it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would not play this woke demake trash even if I were to get paid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it cloud gaming?

        I wouldn't say it's really worth it, if only because it costs 1500 a month, and any slight screwup or missing the bottom text means you may end up being charged because EA.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >$1500 a month
          That's more than my house bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nvm, the site bugged out for me and said 1500. It's only 15.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it cloud gaming?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this guy in the Click movie. it was so funny.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adam sandler finally got a video game?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder issac remake gunner wright mocap should look like this but in dead space 1 timeline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats stopping them from good mocap like this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not mocap but atleast they can make atleast look like og isaac and not current actor looks

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been feeling a Dead Space replay for a while, and I might actually do it once this thing is out.
    And I mean the original one, not this thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elton john was the villain all along

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recently replayed the original trilogy to avoid the temptation to buy the Pozzed Space remake. Definitely recommend it.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will sell less than 3.3 millions again and Dead Space will get canceled again.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BLEW IT

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY ENGIE BOY
    PLASMA TORCHES SUCK
    WELDING GAS IS BETTER

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