What's with all the shilling in general? I used to think that shill threads were ironic falseflags because Ganker has no media relevancy and a small userbase, but there are WAY too fucking many shill threads now for it not to be actual paid marketing.
Stupid enough to replace whites and asians with blacks, make Kendra a lesbian, make all the characters say FUCK all the time, make Nicole a 50 year old lady
Let's be honest nobody really cares at this point. It'll probably release with horrible performance issues and that's the only reason it'll get media attention.
Shit game or not, i'm sure i will still enjoy it, for nostalgia's sake, one of my most cherished childhood games, used to shit myself at the elevator girl scream, for some reason that's what scared me the most.
He's too old looking in 1 considering they based him off Gunner Wright in Dead Space 2. I guess some people were bothered how old he looked and how young Nicole looked.
>Ishimura now an interconnected metroidvania map >different clearance levels and pathways >sidequests >intensity ai director >thoughtful diversity and inclusion
I am READY baby
If you're remaking a game your one job is remaking the game, not inserting your own headcanon. If you don't agree with the original choices then make your own game.
If you just want the same game again... why? Why not just play the one that already exists?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There are plenty of technical enhancements you can make, like better controls, more supported resolutions, higher-res textures, etc. Recreating the game should be about making a beloved classic accessible to a modern audience, not changing the content.
I think the remake is pointless, and I agree to some extent but I am just not as hung up over it. If the remake sucks, it sucks, if it's good but otherwise pozzed, I can at least interpret those kinds of elements in an immersive, world-building manner. I can handle fags and nogs in sci-fi since that's the given trend of where society is going, I only really get really annoyed if it's applied to medieval or fantasy settings.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I can handle morons in the future but NOT morons in the past
KYS retard
I wouldn't say it's really worth it, if only because it costs 1500 a month, and any slight screwup or missing the bottom text means you may end up being charged because EA.
What is with all the demake shilling?
What's with all the shilling in general? I used to think that shill threads were ironic falseflags because Ganker has no media relevancy and a small userbase, but there are WAY too fucking many shill threads now for it not to be actual paid marketing.
People claim they are ironic posting but its just a lie from shills. Look at all the engage threads for a recently released game.
Is that John Halo?
no it's Adam Sandler
Is what if i got a plasma cutter adam sandler
The remake is going to be good and I'm going to be happy.
what does btfo mean
back to front opinions
Bitch Tits Fuck Oven
>5 more days until Callisto Protocol 2
OH BOY!
The idea of being more open is cool but the garden gnome Isaac and posters moronfied will kill most of the sales
they also apparently removed all self-harm and suicides from the first game
you can't be serious
the fuck is the marker supposed to have done, ask them nicely to leave?
bullshit, they can't be this stupid
Stupid enough to replace whites and asians with blacks, make Kendra a lesbian, make all the characters say FUCK all the time, make Nicole a 50 year old lady
Adam sandler?
More like 2.
>5 days
I genuinely had no idea.
Is that Adam Sandler? The Waterboy in my Dead Space?
Let's be honest nobody really cares at this point. It'll probably release with horrible performance issues and that's the only reason it'll get media attention.
Shit game or not, i'm sure i will still enjoy it, for nostalgia's sake, one of my most cherished childhood games, used to shit myself at the elevator girl scream, for some reason that's what scared me the most.
If this and the Last of Us "Remake" do well then this industry is beyond fucked. We'll be remaking games from less than 10 years ago all over.
>remakes of all these shitty games from the past decade
That's going to suck. Oh well.
>RTX edition
Just created a new one for you
Look on the bright side, the remakes would eventually become so detailed that another would be completely pointless.
hold on a minute
Maybe you could post some comparison screenshots or webms to further illustrate that the demake is superior?
This is an imageboard after all
I just refuse to get it on principle for what they did to Visceral.
I hope this has shit sales and poor cultural impact. Fuck EA.
why did they change the face?
It's supposed to look more like his voice actor, Gunner Wright.
Why cant they accept not every VA has to be facescanned?
they already used his face in 2 and 3
He's too old looking in 1 considering they based him off Gunner Wright in Dead Space 2. I guess some people were bothered how old he looked and how young Nicole looked.
How does making him into Adam Sandler make him look like a younger version of this? The physiognomy is different.
I'm not defending them, anon. I think he looks stupid as all hell.
look at that nose. the straight, thin bridge, the subtle flaring of the nostrils. oh my god, it's not even a digitized actor.
I think he peaked in Don't Mess With The Engineer.
I liked Cut.
https://www.truetrophies.com/game/Dead-Space/trophies
Reunion Silver
See the alternative ending on any difficulty mode.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN Ganker
>Ishimura now an interconnected metroidvania map
>different clearance levels and pathways
>sidequests
>intensity ai director
>thoughtful diversity and inclusion
I am READY baby
what the fuck is wrong with you
I have a weirdly good feeling about it as well. There's just a kind of irony to Callisto failing and DS1R being good that gives me that hunch.
>I have a weirdly good feeling about it as well
How are you this fucking dumb? have a nice day you stupid fucking moron.
Cry about it.
>DURRR DURR IM SURE IT WILL BE GOOD
have a nice day dumb moron
I can smell your shit-filled diaper all the way over here, fag. Go ask your mom to change it.
>HURRR I GOTTA GOOD FEELING ABOUT DIS ONE GUYS HURRR DURRR
have a nice day dumb moron.
>googoogaga, baby needs a diaper change
>ITS GONNA BE SO GOOD GUYS TRUST ME I GOTTA GOOD FEELING ABOUT TRUST ME THIS ONE IS GONNA BE GOOD
have a nice day dumb moron.
You're gonna get diaper rash with all this diarrhea spewing out your anus.
I bet you love the smell of shit, shit eating gay. I'm sure you'll be fantasizing about it when you play your fag game for moron lovers.
Takes one to know one.
>What if you had a giant helix dildo that controlled your mind?
>again
>implying there was a first time
lmao!
>60 euros for woke trash
Nah
why the fuck did they do it bros
You know why. Can't put attractive women because it's problematic... for ugly hags.
ESG
what the fuck, she looks like his mom
and lots of cursing
Fuck, Nicole... where the fucking fuck are fucking you?
She died because of that DAMN Marker three years ago...
So they put the swearing in the voices and the dialogue but not the transcript? What?
its over.
Soul to soulless, woke and ugly posters
Bottom looks more horny than top. What is it with progressivists and sex? They can't stop thinking about fucking.
There wont be white people in 500 years
Tbf, couldn't you argue in a sci-fi setting this is immersive and thematically appropriate?
0.0001$ has been deposited in your EA account
I think pozzed stuff is lame, but in the context of a sci-fi setting, it can be argued to be appropriate.
Soiberpunk is a hedonistic coomer dystopia, so chuds and sodomites being everywhere is appropriate.
If you're remaking a game your one job is remaking the game, not inserting your own headcanon. If you don't agree with the original choices then make your own game.
If you just want the same game again... why? Why not just play the one that already exists?
There are plenty of technical enhancements you can make, like better controls, more supported resolutions, higher-res textures, etc. Recreating the game should be about making a beloved classic accessible to a modern audience, not changing the content.
I think the remake is pointless, and I agree to some extent but I am just not as hung up over it. If the remake sucks, it sucks, if it's good but otherwise pozzed, I can at least interpret those kinds of elements in an immersive, world-building manner. I can handle fags and nogs in sci-fi since that's the given trend of where society is going, I only really get really annoyed if it's applied to medieval or fantasy settings.
>I can handle morons in the future but NOT morons in the past
KYS retard
Is that when Pixels 2 comes out? Or Paul Blart 57?
>take dead space
>fill it with open world padding
>add adam sandler
>age up the women
>1 billion sales on launch day
I hate gamers™.
Was it actually true that the animations were done by the same person who did mass effect andromeda?
Reminder you can play this shit for free day one with the Pro trial, just cancel before the 7-day trial is up, more than enough time to beat it
I would not play this woke demake trash even if I were to get paid.
I wouldn't say it's really worth it, if only because it costs 1500 a month, and any slight screwup or missing the bottom text means you may end up being charged because EA.
>$1500 a month
That's more than my house bro
Oh nvm, the site bugged out for me and said 1500. It's only 15.
Is it cloud gaming?
I liked this guy in the Click movie. it was so funny.
adam sandler finally got a video game?
Reminder issac remake gunner wright mocap should look like this but in dead space 1 timeline
whats stopping them from good mocap like this?
Not mocap but atleast they can make atleast look like og isaac and not current actor looks
I've been feeling a Dead Space replay for a while, and I might actually do it once this thing is out.
And I mean the original one, not this thing.
elton john was the villain all along
I recently replayed the original trilogy to avoid the temptation to buy the Pozzed Space remake. Definitely recommend it.
It will sell less than 3.3 millions again and Dead Space will get canceled again.
YOU BLEW IT
HEY ENGIE BOY
PLASMA TORCHES SUCK
WELDING GAS IS BETTER