>50+ year old
>full-hair and kicking, hooks up with young women
This is extremely unrealistic.
A regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40.
>50+ year old. >full-hair and kicking, hooks up with young women
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am sorry you have shitty genes, OP
Kiryu's not a regular dude.
>hooks up with young women
Kiryu doesn't hook up, he's above and beyond that
His penis doesn't work after snorting cocaine so much.
>A regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40.
Not in Japan, America? Totally.
kiryu is a japanese vocel
his hair stays because of his wizardry
you have shitty genes
my uncle is 56, his head is full of hair and only now the first white hairvstrands are starting to appear
He had his life on ez mode, nothing to be proud about, moron
Bald cope.
Bope.
> W-what?! You look good while being a middle aged guy?! NOOOO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE FAT, UGLY, BALD AND TIRED FROM LIFE! LIKE ME!
Only if he doesn't look after himself.
There are plenty of dudes that are still fine in their 50s
Turns out your diet of cheetos, McDonalds and diet coke along with no exercise isn't going to leave you in the best condition.
But why are you comparing yourself to a video game character? Lmao
>why are you comparing yourself to a video game character?
not OP but Kiryu is the best role model to come out of any media
Imagine being white and going bald by the age of 20 lmao at you're shitty genes
At least im not black hahah
Is Kiryu Jomon or Yayoi?
250% jomon
This hair is obviously just a setup for running joke where everybody says ichiban hair look like shit and that this silver emo haircut on 50 year old man very suits him, when players think the opposite
>hooks up with young women
Confirmed for not knowing shit
>me suffering receding hairline at 28 while dad enjoying his fullhead at 60
Who should I blame?
Your eating habits.
All my uncles from my father side, including the younger ones, had receding hairlines and eventual baldness. My dad, however, had thick and full hair until he hit 50, then the bald spot appeared and his hairline began ever so slightly receding.
Guess that means I’ve got it good, right? I’m in my mid-late 20’s and my hair is so thick that my barber complains if I go more than a month without a haircut.
your mother's genes, cause hair loss doesn't come from the father's chromosomes.
Boomers had the easiest life ever
>no stress over getting a job
>no stress over needing to study (they didnt need it)
>no stress over getting fired
>no stress over getting pussy
>no stress over getting a house
stress from being born in a shitty timeline and microplastics
>father was full of asbestos
>grandfather was full of lead
>we are full of microplastics
wonder what's going to be the next generation's poison
microchips and macrochips
there's lead in chocolate and lots of food that grows in the soil.
me
i'm doing a hair-transplant next month. everyone here is doing it and it looks surprisingly good.
How much is it costing you?
i'm doing it in turkey so around 2k euros. food and hotel included
>microplastics
>hormones sneaked into food and water
>EMF radiation
>xenostrogens
>seed/vegetable oils and sugar
>increased frequency of "vaccines" while boomers reach the age of 90 by only taking 3 or 4 in their entire lives
>stress caused by artificial inflation or the various psyops
>western countries which are becoming increasingly authoritarian and stressful to live into
>lack of quality sleep because of stress and EMF radiation
>pesticides
You can try lifting/exercising but it won't make all the rest of the mental and physical poisoning go away, also stop drinking tap/bottled water.
>also stop drinking tap/bottled water.
you want this bro to find a well in the country or boil lake/ocean water or something.
>he doesnt drink filtered, purified, or distilled water
NGMI
>drinking distilled water
you're the one who's ngmi
Are you retards the reason why it's so hard to find distilled water? Stop drinking it you morons.
What fucking source of water do you drink from the schizo
distill it then put stuff in it
My grandfather had a full head of hair when he died in his 70s.
not everyone is a balding gay like yourself, mutt.
I'm playing through Yakuza 5 right now and holy shit, this Taxi minigame is really fucking fun. Even the normal fairs where you drive people around town are fun. I'm so happy I can listen to DAAAAAAAYTONA!!! while I race the other people. I'm only about halfway done with it but I'm already wishing there were more missions.
he did a hairtransplant. it's true the developers told me in TGS
>be 30
>recently noticed my hair strat getting thinner and the gap between eyebrows becoming wider
It's still a tiny change but I'm certain about it and reminded of my former dad having OK hair at my age but rapidly losing it from there
How do I face my eventual hairloss coming in the near future?
I'm afraid.
I'm not even married.
I had a gf before but soon girls will start taking me seriously.
Just shave your head. Unless you have a really weird head-shape, a well-shaved head demonstrates that you practice good self-care, as long as you don't look like a fucking slob plenty of women will take you seriously. The worst thing you can do is try to cling to scraps.
>he doesn't constanza/larry david maxx
ngmi
I wish I was as bald as them, my shit just started thinning a little in the front. I legitimately wish there was some cream I could rub on my head to just go full bald.
>This is extremely unrealistic.
No shit, almost every yakuza character is also over 6 feet tall
>Kiryu goes toe to toe with chinese restaurant chief + solo his yakuza clan
>regular dude
>A regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40
Good thing there's nothing regular about Kiryu then. God the redd*t gays that need to have every protagonist be as useless as themselves just might even be worse than the trannies.
unfortunately that's where we are heading with modern vidya writing. even japan bends backwards to appeal to the mutts
>a regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40
My grandfather fucked women in a daily basis and traveled until the day he died at 86, my dad does the same + recreational drugs and he's 60, they both kept a full head of hair, maybe you should stop being a compulsory masturbator and a pussy
Good thing I'm not a regular dude.
I’m 35 and my wife is 19. Take better care of yourselves.
ew
>full-hair and kicking
>unrealistic
imagine having shit genetics lmao
>realistic
>vidya
have a nice day
anyway my my whole male family its 60+ and they all still got hair you damn retard
Stop talking about hair.
I come to this board for fun game discussions not for getting harassed.
let me rub your head for luck baldy.
Kaito files was a beta of LAD Gaiden, right?
Couldn't they at least give him a more fitting hairstyle? hes an old man with a final fantasy haircut
To be fair, styling his hair like this and thinking it'll make him look like an entirely different person is exactly what Kiryu would do.
this is the same man who just thought becoming a taxi driver would be a good cover.
are u mentally retarded op?
it's a video game character.
>>A regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40.
If you don't have parents with pattern baldness, you won't go bald. that simple.
My dad is a 70 year old chain smoker and still has a full head of hair, why do people go bald?
at least they didn't give his retarded ear piercings.....