>50+ year old. >full-hair and kicking, hooks up with young women

>50+ year old
>full-hair and kicking, hooks up with young women

This is extremely unrealistic.

A regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    am sorry you have shitty genes, OP

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiryu's not a regular dude.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hooks up with young women
    Kiryu doesn't hook up, he's above and beyond that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His penis doesn't work after snorting cocaine so much.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40.
    Not in Japan, America? Totally.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kiryu is a japanese vocel
    his hair stays because of his wizardry

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have shitty genes

    my uncle is 56, his head is full of hair and only now the first white hairvstrands are starting to appear

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had his life on ez mode, nothing to be proud about, Black person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bald cope.
        Bope.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > W-what?! You look good while being a middle aged guy?! NOOOO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE FAT, UGLY, BALD AND TIRED FROM LIFE! LIKE ME!

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if he doesn't look after himself.
    There are plenty of dudes that are still fine in their 50s
    Turns out your diet of cheetos, McDonalds and diet coke along with no exercise isn't going to leave you in the best condition.
    But why are you comparing yourself to a video game character? Lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why are you comparing yourself to a video game character?
      not OP but Kiryu is the best role model to come out of any media

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being white and going bald by the age of 20 lmao at you're shitty genes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least im not black hahah

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Kiryu Jomon or Yayoi?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      250% jomon

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This hair is obviously just a setup for running joke where everybody says ichiban hair look like shit and that this silver emo haircut on 50 year old man very suits him, when players think the opposite

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hooks up with young women
    Confirmed for not knowing shit

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me suffering receding hairline at 28 while dad enjoying his fullhead at 60

    Who should I blame?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your eating habits.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All my uncles from my father side, including the younger ones, had receding hairlines and eventual baldness. My dad, however, had thick and full hair until he hit 50, then the bald spot appeared and his hairline began ever so slightly receding.

      Guess that means I’ve got it good, right? I’m in my mid-late 20’s and my hair is so thick that my barber complains if I go more than a month without a haircut.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      your mother's genes, cause hair loss doesn't come from the father's chromosomes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers had the easiest life ever
      >no stress over getting a job
      >no stress over needing to study (they didnt need it)
      >no stress over getting fired
      >no stress over getting pussy
      >no stress over getting a house

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stress from being born in a shitty timeline and microplastics

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >father was full of asbestos
        >grandfather was full of lead
        >we are full of microplastics
        wonder what's going to be the next generation's poison

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          microchips and macrochips

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's lead in chocolate and lots of food that grows in the soil.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm doing a hair-transplant next month. everyone here is doing it and it looks surprisingly good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much is it costing you?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm doing it in turkey so around 2k euros. food and hotel included

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >microplastics
      >hormones sneaked into food and water
      >EMF radiation
      >xenostrogens
      >seed/vegetable oils and sugar
      >increased frequency of "vaccines" while boomers reach the age of 90 by only taking 3 or 4 in their entire lives
      >stress caused by artificial inflation or the various psyops
      >western countries which are becoming increasingly authoritarian and stressful to live into
      >lack of quality sleep because of stress and EMF radiation
      >pesticides

      You can try lifting/exercising but it won't make all the rest of the mental and physical poisoning go away, also stop drinking tap/bottled water.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >also stop drinking tap/bottled water.
        you want this homie to find a well in the country or boil lake/ocean water or something.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What fricking source of water do you drink from the schizo

          >he doesnt drink filtered, purified, or distilled water
          NGMI

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >drinking distilled water
            you're the one who's ngmi

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you morons the reason why it's so hard to find distilled water? Stop drinking it you morons.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What fricking source of water do you drink from the schizo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          distill it then put stuff in it

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My grandfather had a full head of hair when he died in his 70s.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not everyone is a balding homosexual like yourself, mutt.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing through Yakuza 5 right now and holy shit, this Taxi minigame is really fricking fun. Even the normal fairs where you drive people around town are fun. I'm so happy I can listen to DAAAAAAAYTONA!!! while I race the other people. I'm only about halfway done with it but I'm already wishing there were more missions.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did a hairtransplant. it's true the developers told me in TGS

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 30
    >recently noticed my hair strat getting thinner and the gap between eyebrows becoming wider

    It's still a tiny change but I'm certain about it and reminded of my former dad having OK hair at my age but rapidly losing it from there

    How do I face my eventual hairloss coming in the near future?

    I'm afraid.
    I'm not even married.
    I had a gf before but soon girls will start taking me seriously.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just shave your head. Unless you have a really weird head-shape, a well-shaved head demonstrates that you practice good self-care, as long as you don't look like a fricking slob plenty of women will take you seriously. The worst thing you can do is try to cling to scraps.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't constanza/larry david maxx
        ngmi

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I was as bald as them, my shit just started thinning a little in the front. I legitimately wish there was some cream I could rub on my head to just go full bald.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is extremely unrealistic.
    No shit, almost every yakuza character is also over 6 feet tall

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kiryu goes toe to toe with chinese restaurant chief + solo his yakuza clan
    >regular dude

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40
    Good thing there's nothing regular about Kiryu then. God the redd*t homosexuals that need to have every protagonist be as useless as themselves just might even be worse than the trannies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately that's where we are heading with modern vidya writing. even japan bends backwards to appeal to the mutts

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40
    My grandfather fricked women in a daily basis and traveled until the day he died at 86, my dad does the same + recreational drugs and he's 60, they both kept a full head of hair, maybe you should stop being a compulsory masturbator and a pussy

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing I'm not a regular dude.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 35 and my wife is 19. Take better care of yourselves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ew

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >full-hair and kicking
    >unrealistic
    imagine having shit genetics lmao

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >realistic
    >vidya
    have a nice day
    anyway my my whole male family its 60+ and they all still got hair you damn moron

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop talking about hair.

    I come to this board for fun game discussions not for getting harassed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me rub your head for luck baldy.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaito files was a beta of LAD Gaiden, right?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't they at least give him a more fitting hairstyle? hes an old man with a final fantasy haircut

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, styling his hair like this and thinking it'll make him look like an entirely different person is exactly what Kiryu would do.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the same man who just thought becoming a taxi driver would be a good cover.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are u mentally moronic op?
    it's a video game character.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>A regular dude goes bald and tired out by 40.
    If you don't have parents with pattern baldness, you won't go bald. that simple.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is a 70 year old chain smoker and still has a full head of hair, why do people go bald?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least they didn't give his moronic ear piercings.....

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