>50 years old. >Had the flexibility, strength and stamina of a 21-year-old construction worker

>50 years old
>Had the flexibility, strength and stamina of a 21-year-old construction worker

what the frick

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but he had something at his disposal other 50-year-olds did not:
    dicky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      50 isn't decrepit, it's where it starts yes, but only the start. He'd start sliding pretty quick after that but he'd still be capable of a lot at that point.
      The real thing the game glosses over is his recovery time. He could do a lot of the stuff he does but not bounce back to keep going like he does. Not without stopping to rest for like an hour after every big escape and the adrenaline waned. If not significantly longer. He'd have fricked up hands, a lot more scars and fractures from fights and stuff.
      Then again this is a world where spores don't cling to clothing and/or magically disappear when you leave the tunnel they're growing because that wouldn't be fun. As waiting for old man Joel to catch his breath wouldn't be either.

      Also this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A nearly 60 year old Mike Tyson could still knock you flat on your ass unconscious, but he'd get gassed quick and spend days feeling sore. Old man strength is real, it doesn't diminish much with age if you stay active, but staying active becomes harder because our bodies need so much more time to recover. For women, though, their bones turn brittle at 50, and their bones are weaker than mens to begin with so they get feeble more quickly.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was on roids. TLOU2 proved roids were abundant on that universe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >on
      Why do ESLs flock to Ganker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's a perfectly cromulent use of "on".
        The syntax checks out.
        >"What (drugs) are you on?"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If it makes you take a double take and forces you to re-read it, it's probably wrong.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you're just dumb?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you're just dumb?

          The syntax is completely off, moron. Next you're going to say get a move in is proper syntax.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, you're almost assuredly a subliterate twit with an IQ under 80 who themselves is unable to formulate rudimentary English sentences...
            It's indisputably grammatically correct and indeed comports with authoritative grammatical texts, so I think the projecting seething coping morono is you...

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Use a syntax tree, dumbass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ignominious ignoramus interminably ignited from inflammatory inputs...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ignorant hoi polloi like you need to retreat now. My in perpetuum burgeoning desiderate in pursuance of cognizance that was whilom procured must not be ignored. How I wish to suspire and rejoice once again in the erudite phrenic intelligentsias's acquisition of acumen, epithetical savoir faire; exhibiting tranquil nirvana. I say to anons such as you, absquatulate expeditiously. Pernicious duplicity and intellectual dishonesty pertaining to those in support of these occurrences transpired shan't be tolerated.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A most humourous and comical discourse has commenced with an imbecile operating under the verneer of a esteemed intellectual; though decidedly evident the basal intentions of such a scheming fellow. Whereas legitimately moronic individuals pontificate trivially discernable incongruous assertions, the individual residing in the intellectual intellegrum is certainly more bathetic... that I postulate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/on%20drugs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No its correct you see people who only speak English say "what drug are you ON" all the time. Like shit just look up Joe Rogan

                Good thing he never said that huh anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he's on drugs is okay
                >he's on roids is not
                loving every laugh

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The autist is kinda right. You're conflating roids with "gear", and the correct expression is that someone is "on gear" not that they're "on roids". Simple mistake, since in context roids and gear refer to the same thing. To use roids correctly, you'd simply say that some does roids.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >get a move on!
            ...how is that wrong

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Huh?

        >he was on drugs!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >get a move on!
          ...how is that wrong

          Good thing he never said that now isn't that right anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Good thing he never said that now isn't that right anon.
            lmao what

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anon's referring to the section of the post that said "on that universe" instead of "in that universe". I think the original anon that replied mistook what he was trying to say, and is now just focusing on the on drugs part to try and save face.

              >he's on drugs is okay
              >he's on roids is not
              loving every laugh

              Like this.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought when he said "in" was just a typo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No its correct you see people who only speak English say "what drug are you ON" all the time. Like shit just look up Joe Rogan

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dad fantasy, like Liam Neeson in Taken, or the whole Expendables series of movies.
    >this gruff bastard still has it, he just needs to get moving first

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Taken was better because it was one washed up field agent against a bunch of serial rapists and kidnappers, who prey on tourists. Expendables had to be one of the most unbearable movies to watch seeing monstrosities roided up, filled with all kinds of plastics and CGI. Watching a deer getting mauled by a bear would be less unsettling than seeing a 60+ brain damaged Stallone holding a gatling gun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stallone has a 150+ IQ

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So that's why he chose to do Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's why he chose to namedrop the israelites.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Where? When? That's pretty based considering the industry he works in.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He posted something about how they were occult vampires on Instagram, basically exposing Pizzagate and global homo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I'm not saying it was high art or anything, just that the impulse that created The Expendables lead to Joel, too.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Joel was deliberately not flexible though. Wtf are you on about?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he can barely turn around

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >American (Texan) isn’t obese
    That shit was unbelievable as well

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about the the time where fell 20-feet onto a piece of rusty rebar and managed to not get tetanus or die from any kind of internal bleeding?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ellie needed to warm him so she got naked and sleep with Joel everyday, and she wanted to suck him, but that would make him weaker so she waited...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        was that in one of the comics cause i feel like i glanced over that part?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What, is this canon, where did you hear this from wow

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what the frick
    eat healty and stay active.
    my dad is 67 and jacked as a hammer.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For as much as the guy crouch walked he never seemed to be bothered or complained about lower back pain.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be shocked how long the body can keep going when you keep it in shape. The clock doesn't turn over on your 50th birthday and everything instantly fails unless you're a ham planet American

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a good dicky can make men do unspeakable things

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But what about the Lost of a dicky?
      Imagine losing Sarah after getting shot

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >btfos the troonyflies out of existence
    Holy based

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >30
    >Make noise just to pick shit up off the floor

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's the power of a good night's sleep.

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