>Ah jeez, I-I'm uhh gunny.... g-gunny McGun... Head... and aaahhhhh jeez, I just looove shootin'. Just give my my little trigger down there, down where your finger is, ye- yeah, just uhh just give it a litttle pull there.
That was a skit by Dan Harmon, not Justin Roiland, and it was also very obviously satire of shows like Dexter where the protagonist is clearly doing something profoundly wrong (murder) but the audience is still supposed to side with them anyway. If I remember correctly, Harmon's character has psychic powers that activate whenever he rapes babies, allowing him to solve otherwise unsolveable crimes and despite the fact that his character rapes babies to activate the powers, the in-universe audience lauds his crime solving skills instead of condemning his baby raping.
It's incredibly on the nose satire but it's very obviously not supposed to be taken seriously. But again, this wasn't even Justin Roiland you were thinking of.
>stop defending the incorrect person from a situation that never happened
moron
1 year ago
Anonymous
>implying Justin is as innocent as Jeffrey Epstein
1 year ago
Anonymous
I said incorrect, not innocent. Please learn how to read.
1 year ago
Anonymous
the dms are all publicly available justin is a groomer
1 year ago
Anonymous
Please, I'm begging you, learn to read. I'm not saying he isn't.
1 year ago
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hes friends with ethan klein of course he is
1 year ago
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>DMs
I can make "DMs" right now of you begging to be assfricked (not that there's anything wrong with that if you are gay that's cool man no judging here I got lots of gay friends). "Screencaps" and "DMs" are fricking meaningless.
Any proofs that he's a le heckin groomer shroomer wife beatoomer?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Nope, only easily faked screenshots of him being incredibly based.
1 year ago
Anonymous
1 year ago
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Even if he is a groomer I refuse to believe this specific screenshot is real, it seems like someone jammed every "cancelable" topic into one screencap and released it onto the internet
1 year ago
Anonymous
Roiland is a homosexual but Asian racism is always funny
aw jee rick, oh man, I just, I-I-I just hit a woman, rick! I-I-I-I-I've never hit a woman before! thi-...this is fricked up man! oh jeez, hoo wee this is messed up, oh jeez
He turned himself into a gun
Funniest shit i've ever seen
Aw, geez.
>Ah jeez, I-I'm uhh gunny.... g-gunny McGun... Head... and aaahhhhh jeez, I just looove shootin'. Just give my my little trigger down there, down where your finger is, ye- yeah, just uhh just give it a litttle pull there.
How is he so cute? Literally the only gun I used cause I love him unironically.
The cp2077 talking gun was far superior.
does he shoot schezuan sauce tho
Look Morty I'm a groomer
Groomer? I thought he was getting outed as a wife beater.
he sent creepy messages to underage girls also
He's not just a groomer, he's a fricked up one that literally was calling 15/16 year old girls he talked to 'jailbait' to their faces
Umm... based? Is this supposed to be bad?
>35 year old hideous fricking loser using his influence to try to get 15 year old girls to frick him
>asking them if the FBI follows them around
B--B-B-B-B-ASED!!!
Yeah BASED!!! hahah!! SO BASEDDDDD!!!
Like you wouldn't do it too? Lmao
No.
Oh, sorry didn't know you were a woman.
Only morons have sex with the same gender.
Lol fricking homosexual frick outta here
have a nice day troonyphile
Most people do not like jail, so yeah, most people would not.
Maybe if he wasn't israeli
>molested by the pickle rick guy
Literally where were these kids' parents?
That's literally the definition of jailbait and not the same as pedo.
Burgers pls
What the actual frick
>literally was calling 15/16 year old girls he talked to 'jailbait' to their faces
based. you think women dont know this?
he did both. a two-fer
There is this creepy video of him having fake sex with a baby doll. Don't know how that shit got so easily memory holed
that's Dan Harmon moron, talk about memory holed...
That was a skit by Dan Harmon, not Justin Roiland, and it was also very obviously satire of shows like Dexter where the protagonist is clearly doing something profoundly wrong (murder) but the audience is still supposed to side with them anyway. If I remember correctly, Harmon's character has psychic powers that activate whenever he rapes babies, allowing him to solve otherwise unsolveable crimes and despite the fact that his character rapes babies to activate the powers, the in-universe audience lauds his crime solving skills instead of condemning his baby raping.
It's incredibly on the nose satire but it's very obviously not supposed to be taken seriously. But again, this wasn't even Justin Roiland you were thinking of.
tldr stop defending groomer wife beaters like roiland on Ganker of all places
>stop defending the incorrect person from a situation that never happened
moron
>implying Justin is as innocent as Jeffrey Epstein
I said incorrect, not innocent. Please learn how to read.
the dms are all publicly available justin is a groomer
Please, I'm begging you, learn to read. I'm not saying he isn't.
hes friends with ethan klein of course he is
>DMs
I can make "DMs" right now of you begging to be assfricked (not that there's anything wrong with that if you are gay that's cool man no judging here I got lots of gay friends). "Screencaps" and "DMs" are fricking meaningless.
Any proofs that he's a le heckin groomer shroomer wife beatoomer?
Nope, only easily faked screenshots of him being incredibly based.
Even if he is a groomer I refuse to believe this specific screenshot is real, it seems like someone jammed every "cancelable" topic into one screencap and released it onto the internet
Roiland is a homosexual but Asian racism is always funny
Jesus, that's pathetic
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A WIFEBEATER MORTY
I'M WIFEBEATER RICK
It's hilarious that Rick and Morty is going down because of his bullshit. This timeline ain't so bad.
>everyone mocking justin wife beater while doing the voice
lmao
Inaccurate, there's never an elipsies anywhere in a Justin Roiland script, they are CONSTANTLY talking and it's annoying as frick
Any evidence these chat logs are even real?
I don't care
I want Betsy Sodoro to sit on my face
What the frick is wrong with you? Why do you keep posting this?
Frick he's such a fedorable wank.
Aw jeez
This is funnier than most of the jokes High on Life makes
>thread got 15 replies
>screenshot of said thread reposted 32958239084 times
>no vocaroo of it
I hope he does the voice during his trial
What's the Rich Evans gun?
aw jee rick, oh man, I just, I-I-I just hit a woman, rick! I-I-I-I-I've never hit a woman before! thi-...this is fricked up man! oh jeez, hoo wee this is messed up, oh jeez
He didn't hit anyone, he's just a creepy weirdo like you.
pssst morty
hey morty
flip me over morty flip me over
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A WIFE BEATER MORTY
I'M DOMESTIC VIOLENCE RICK!
Are Justin Roilandisms the new Whedonisms for Zoomers?
not even zoomers like his humor, at this point it's just redditors.
>I'M DOMESTIC ABUSE RICK
>hates women
>loves teens
/ourguy/
Why are all male feminists either wife beaters, groomers or both?
Feminist movement is F U L L of single moms.
Whatever happened to that guy? Wasn't he accused of grooming children too?
No he would never.
Justin Roiland is funny and so is his rambling improv. Frick you.
he cute
>dicking the hammer end of a talking gun
I dunno it seems really bad news bears