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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont believe this gentleman has covered wars before

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Protagonist so boring that just replacing him with frank made the game a lot better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick you, Chuck was a good protagonist and an even better father

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Better father than a guy with no kids
        I guess.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a guy with no kids
          Chuck was a genuinely good father, not even memeing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is that it's all there is to him.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I liked Frank more too but lets not pretend he had much of a personality either.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That’s all the man needs, leave him alone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're both equally solid. Frank has always been a bit overrated.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. slow

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw demon speeding

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This unironically made me really sad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Protagonist from the original game comes back in the remake as an alternative universe version that failed in his quest and has since become a mind broken boss
      Unironic kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BURN MY LIPS
      TAKE A SWIG FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >body disappears after he dies
      what did they mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This unironically made me really sad

      >Protagonist from the original game comes back in the remake as an alternative universe version that failed in his quest and has since become a mind broken boss
      Unironic kino

      BURN MY LIPS
      TAKE A SWIG FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE

      FIREWATER!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck is better than Frank solely because he has more reason to stay and finish the quest. His reputation is at steak and he would be labeled a terrorist if he was to fail. Frank was just there to get an epic scoop for whoever hired him.
    Also Chuck's voice is better for delivering 1-liners.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *at stake
      sorry im too hungry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frank starts off like that but by the end he becomes less of an anti-hero iirc

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frank>chuck>nick>>>>nu frank

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    as a Chuckgay im not ashamed to admit that Frank is better but DR1 elitists always act like he is leagues better. if Chuck is a 6/10 character then Frank is like a 7.3/10

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine smelling his armpits haha

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >his name is chuck and he likes to ....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh right i wamned to watch kill bill. thanks for the reminder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Run a seed and feed store. He might be selling it soon

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck was fine, I think capcom really fricked up obsessing with Frank after a little fan angst over altering protagonists.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dead Rising 2 is the ONLY good Dead Rising game.
    Yeah, I said it. 1 is jank garbage that should be considered a mere prototype for 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh jank
      such as, you baby?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand DR2's companion AI is really improved and makes rescuing alot more fun.
      On the otherhand the crafting table gimmick was a little too overbearing and made uncrafted weapons feel like a waste of time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just remembered the annoying otis phonecalls in DR1, thats just another thing 2 does better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >On the otherhand the crafting table gimmick was a little too overbearing and made uncrafted weapons feel like a waste of time.

        Eh I feel like it at least encouraged the breath of experimentation and creativity that the first one wanted to try. You'd try mixing all kinds of random junk and testing out what you'd get whether it's simple and straightforward like "bat+nails" or 'boxing gloves+knife" or wackier shit like "gems+leaf blower"

        With DR1 you'd get baseballs and other cudgels but by the time you've spent a few hours with the game it's a mad dash to just pile up on the chainsaw from the clown boss and tank through everything with a pocketful of mimosas.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yea I think thats a fair point. In DR2 is knife gloves but DR1's mini chainsaws with durability books is super easy mode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based and reasonablepilled
      DR1 is only good when you already played 2. 1 does not stand on its own unless you reeeeally like the slow, boring-ass gameplay with awful AI and nonsensical leveling system. There is just so much shit that the game isn't telling you.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Last Dead Rising playthrough was more than 3 years ago...
    Well Ganker, is it time for another go?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So anyway about Aniki -- wait a second, are you even listening? Katey... You ever stare down death, Katey? You ever wonder if you'd hear the shot that takes your life?

    Haha I'm just being a kidder, we just care a lot about you. Keep it up sport!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have to admit that Chuck made me realize that I like the male form more than I previously thouht. Seriously, there are so many good-looking men in the game.

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