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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think this puzzle is actually impossible and the developers put it in as a trick of some kind

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I spent ages searching the level from top to bottom, but I couldn't find either of the two keys, two swords, or even the single scroll to unlock the door with.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe If there were more obese farting foxes he'd be able to solve it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a bejitabro, and if a game did that I'd never be able to beat it because I'd have to stop and jerk off every time I got to the part with it. Especially if the foxes were all men.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think you're supposed to call the number on the card and they'll tell you how to do it.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >troony eceleb stealing board c/v/lture

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pyro is /ourguy/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he clearly browses this shithole with all the references he makes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone copies Ganker humor doe

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I browse here too but I’m a trans man who don’t even play video games and just like to make chuds seethe so what’s your point

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              shittiest bait I've seen all day

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You’re right. That post was a bait.
                It wasn’t a lie tho

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >trans man
              why would you need to play video games? you elected to play life on hard mode.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If he were truly our guy he wouldn't reference anything from here or steal shit from here to use on twitter

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking everyone steals jokes, video ideas and memes from here. There’s entire swaths of the internet that owe its monetary value to the moronic think tank that naturally forms here

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's a gay furry paedophile.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know who that person is or what game it is but it looks like you ring the map/paper once, key twice and then sword once and it should open.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >its a unfunny youtube homosexual steals a 10 year old Ganker meme and gets a million updoots episode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      context on that pic? is it relatex in any way to what you said?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He also made a video about kane and lynch 2 because he saw people on this board spam it, plus countless videos ripping off memes and jokes he got from Ganker

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mbw (my brain when) when i finally solve it without looking up a guide (my ign sub ran out after my mom's card declined)

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >redditcynical

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    by the way, here are some picture pyrocynical has commissioned just within this past year
    https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50064713/
    https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47348418/
    https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47348391/
    https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45124843/
    this last one requires a furaffinity account to view. i have no doubt regular Ganker users have such an account, but for the benefit of tourists I have downloaded and attached the image
    https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45534780/
    again, he commissioned these within the past 12 months. these are current. and yes, it was him who commissioned them, check the descriptions
    just posting so everyone is informed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      better to be an open degenerate than a secretive one. although he has no choice since he made that video exposing himself to his degeneracy. at the same time though the Brit Bonger has millions of dollars so i guess he's the last one laughing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      everyone already knows, his fricking girlfriend draws that type of shit for a living

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Instead of paying hundreds of dollars for fetish commissions, he just bangs the artist instead
        What a chad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I've rubbed one out to these before

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://nitter.net/plumpling/status/1509672909760991233
      here's a picture he commissioned of himself voring everyone in a mcdonalds btw

      Is this a real fetish? Or do people only pretend to enjoy this for "quirky" points amongst their discord groups?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick off consolegay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day Pyro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bro I'm into some really fricked up shit myself. I don't doubt for a second that some people jerk off to this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://nitter.net/plumpling/status/1509672909760991233
      here's a picture he commissioned of himself voring everyone in a mcdonalds btw

      why is he such a bawd?

      so is he gay?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he has a gf, apparently.
        But he also has crossplayed and once kissed a dude on a stream
        he isnt gay "now" but who knows if he's just a closeted gay

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This guy commissioned some wicked fat brap porn the other day. Fat I could understand...but brap? Too far, dawg.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a gay who has anal sex is attracted to scat? how!?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >e-celeb thread
    Please have a nice day. Thanks.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://nitter.net/plumpling/status/1509672909760991233
    here's a picture he commissioned of himself voring everyone in a mcdonalds btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're not going to share the one by nickgam?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you cant post webms with sound on Ganker
        https://nitter.net/nickgam1/status/1634315672833654785

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      furry, fat, voregays are the worst

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Really shitty art good lord this homie really paid for this crap

    • 1 year ago
      Humble bundle

      >here's a picture he commissioned of himself voring everyone in a mcdonalds btw

      His GF is also a furry artist that draws obese furry porn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >GF
        >GF
        homie he's probably a troony man and Pyro is just gay

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not supposed to be a puzzle, it's supposed to be a secret code.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is why gamers need a support character who spouts the answer to the puzzle as soon as you see it.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is he such a bawd?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      manliest man in britain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well it’s fun to dress up, I just took some shots in a maid outfit earlier today myself. Usually just buy the outfits from Amazon then return them.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    very funny would laugh he's so heckin relatable

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when will he make a new proper vid?
    he only uploads stream highlights on pyrolive nowadays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's said multiple times that he's been working on a 7 hour video about cruelty squad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        grim, but at least is isn't an rpg

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely enjoyed Pyro's old humor and videos but now he went multi-hour autism mode videos and drama reporting.
    To be fair, he always reported on drama, but at least his videos had decent editing back then.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it was leafy humor with transition slides.

      unless you're talking about post face reveal in which case then I'd understand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >post face revea
        yeah.
        His gameplay commentary videos never did it for me.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the appeal of vore. I am a furry but this is the one thing about the community that I just don't sync up with. I don't see anything sexual about eating something or being eaten, it just doesn't register as a sexual act in my brain.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fetish I don't have doesn't register as a sexual act in my brain
      Wow you don't say

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, I can kind of see the appeal of other things that I'm not explicitly into. Usually there's something about it that I can understand even if I don't explicitly get. I've had it explained similarly to how

        ive had it explained to me as a very personal hug, or a weird form of BDSM. voregays are still annoying homosexuals however

        puts it but nothing about that registers for me at all. Like as a card carrying furry, I just don't get any of it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. Why does every goddam fetish have the exact same comment with a dumb animal or a confused tranime asking the same tired questions forever I want to leave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ive had it explained to me as a very personal hug, or a weird form of BDSM. voregays are still annoying homosexuals however

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's about power dynamics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its about drive,
      It's about power
      We stay hungry
      We devour

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since this is the degenerate thread, should I make a x2 furry tax for my fanfic commissions? Or is that too israeliteish?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      furries are used to getting israelited and praise the people they commission as their god, so you could prolly get away with it yeah

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This unfunny homosexual got me into Trevor Something like 8 years ago with the mlg h1z1 video.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's always the ones with the Pyromancer's Mask...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's always something with a long snout, huh?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ALRIGHT homosexualS, FILL OUT THE LIST:
    >Vore y/n?
    >Stuffing y/n?
    >Ass expansion y/n?
    >Breast expansion y/n?
    >Weight gain y/n?
    >Mutual gaining y/n?
    >Blob y/n?
    >Body contrast y/n?
    >Size difference y/n?
    >Air inflation y/n?
    >Blueberry y/n?
    >Popping y/n?
    >Food transformation y/n?
    >Leaking y/n?
    >Digestive sounds and gurgling y/n?
    >Belching y/n?
    >Braps y/n?
    >Health issues y/n?
    >Food stains y/n?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thread is doomed to be pruned regardless, might as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      n to all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      y to only breast/ass expansion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Y
      >y
      >y
      >y
      >y
      >mutual gai eh...
      > y
      >y
      >y
      >y kinda
      > food tf y
      > leaking? no
      > Dig. sounds y
      >bel indifferent
      >y
      >indifferent
      >indifferent
      I like combo'ing a lot. Food TF into Vore into weight gain is good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I like combo'ing a lot.
        The amount of overlap between expansion/transformation fetishes is quite alarming.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Expansion is transformation in a way so that's actually not surprising in the least. combining or idea crafting can lead to niche concepts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do society a favour and have a nice day if you vote yes to this. Degenerate scum

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Yes
      Yes but not to moronic amounts
      Meh
      Yes but not to moronic amounts
      Yes
      No
      Yes
      Yes
      Not really
      No
      No
      Meh
      No
      Holy frick yes
      Yes
      Holy frick no
      God no
      Not really

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everything N except for the fifth

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no annoying quippy side character who doesn't do anything but tell you how to complete puzzles

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The developers could have given an on screen tip or a hint. Maybe lit up the first bell which was the correct one to press or something. How the hell am i supposed to know? the game design is visually overwhelming with everything leading up to that point, too much sensory overload.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a frick I still like the game

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >openly jokes about his fat dragon fetish
    >jokes about how he opened tf2 with his fat pyro mod on
    >got a vore drawing gf
    I dont get vore at all but I can kind of respect this

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