XIVbros the final patchnotes are here
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7533e7a9b6b72d8e5aad3c1e7c4247967b3ee196
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XIVbros the final patchnotes are here
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7533e7a9b6b72d8e5aad3c1e7c4247967b3ee196
First for FUCK ISLAND SANCTUARY
>Got me enough materia to pentameld a crafters set for free
I like it, and now I can just buy the dyes with cowries for mad gil per week
ok
Didn't you have big booba at one time
maybe
Honestly bro the huge tits aren't necessary.
Lalafell hoes can definitely get by with hips and thighs alone.
fr fr no cap on a stack on god.
I need something like this with either Tataru or Krile.. can you do it?
well not right now
Y'shtola Rhul.
Best girl.
too based
How do I set a bot up like this
>WAR got buffed AGAIN
Are you shitting me
Oh boy, we're sleeping on the floor of the cuckshed now instead of sleeping in the crawlspace underneath.
I am puzzled why in general Tank potencies seem to have risen. Tank already is by far and wide the easiest class to play and somehow they need to become even stronger...?
They mentioned this during the live letter, but DRK is so grossly overpowered that they needed to buff everyone else to get up to its level (GNB less so).
Why are they more occupied by the damage performance of tanks than making the role actually be interesting to play? Are they so afraid of the game lacking tank players?
Because interesting tanking requires the encounters to be made more interesting; it's not an issue with the skills that tanks have. Look at old EX trials vs. what we have now, where you actually have to position the boss and it has cleaves that you need to avoid pointing at the party.
And don't say old aggro management, because that was more of a stupid chore that could be trivialized by bringing a NIN.
>where you actually have to position the boss and it has cleaves that you need to avoid pointing at the party.
Since enmity is a non factor any more, having to turn the boss is a stupid chore and that trivialized automatically.
>encounters have tank busters
Pressing a vunl down button is a stupid chore, why not make tanks by default more resilient.
>encounters have AoE damage
Pressing a healing spell is a stupid chore that can be trivialized by making healing passive.
I fail to see how we can make encounters more interesting when all you suggest is making classes more and more simple. I guess you really enjoy the puzzle fights of EW that literally stop making you press buttons when the boss jumps into the middle of the arena?
what? no it's because the game requires tanks to bring DPS. If tanks are all behind another then you end up with a situation where groups can just bring two DRK because the damage gain outweighs the loss of LB. Alienating three jobs because they do a % less is ass in a game where there isn't anything else that you do.
It's because Dark Knight is the strongest tank due to its high damage burst and other tanks were switching to drk and gnb for more damage at the start of savage tiers
The fact that tanks get measured by their damage and not their survivability is tragic. But what am I expecting from a combat system where the hardest fight can be cleared with the healer role missing.
Healers are for shitters. Just don't take avoidable damage, gay.
the tanks used for the no healer top run were picked for their survivability
I find it very funny that dark knight uses no hp for any of its attacks and has the worst hp regen of all the tanks. Souleater who?
Survivability does matter, but it matters less in "high-level" of play.
WAR is always great for poopoo players because the short CD on Holmgang means they can cheese more shit.
But DRK is the best off-tank on top of having 5he highest damage
Survivability matters a lot in groups that don't clear week 1 which is most of them. Week 1 shit is just super sweaty
they are measured by their survivability though. the thing is when you meet the requirement to survive then what's left is doing damage, not surviving even more. it's called effective health and XIV used to have a concept of this back when you could wear STR accessories. you could argue it still has some form of it since you use DPS materia instead of loading TEN but it's also SE's fault for making the TEN option so mediocre.
How new? WAR always ends up at the top at the end of an expansion
They say that unga bunga is a path to balance adjustments that some consider to be... unnatural.
Please enjoy drg nin drk pvp supremacy for yet another patch
>another patch with NO PvE buffs and only PvP nerfs for NIN
I think that has been every single patch note for Ninja for EW. They really don't want you to play it.
PvP ninja needs more nerfs, they didn't hit the right things.
Ninja is really fucking good what are you on about
They keep nerfing ninja because it is the only thing that can kill drk and that make them super mad, ew pvp was a fucking mistake.
>buffing drg and sam
>nerfing nin
>pointless rpr change
another xiv patch
no kaiten no sub
revert tenka goken back to the cone
fuck auto crits
fuck 300 yalm buffs and monster hitboxes
every melee skill should be a positional
bring back front positionals
verification not required
>bring back front positionals
Only if they bring back cleave boss autos and busters so I can watch your dumb ass get splattered.
>every melee skill should be a positional
BASED
A
S
E
D
>all those expanded auras
>and brd songs too
FUCKING FINALLY
how can a fist be formless if fist is literally the name of the form the hand takes
Thinking will get us nowhere
How's MCH?
>still has heated shot animations
it's unplayable
Shit as always.
They increased the Tactician ability by a bit to fit in with the others but not by much.
PvE? Unchanged. PvP? Arguably better, chainsaw is more consistent and bioblaster is stronger under analysis.
That 3% instakill shit was so fucking unnecessary.
Like what the fuck did they want? RNG in PvP? Seriously? Fucking out of touch devs.
I remember losing a promotion match to crystal in season 1 because I got insta killed twice in one round. Damn near punched a hole in the wall
Oh boy! I can't wait to do the relic grind in this patch! I bet it will be really good.
Did they ever comment on the relic grind this expansion?
Who's behind this soulless change?
Nice try my mercantile friend, but even if you improve PvP maps I won't start supporting Israel.
I had 0 expectations and I am still disappointed
mooncat or suncat
Neither.
Only gays play cats.
Moonie poopnose
What is it like having the worst taste? Everyone wants to punch the poopnoses, it's instant evidence of an obnoxious personality.
They're cute and I want to fuck them
Which one has the right a e s t h e t I c
peak catte obnoxiousness.
i think mooncats look nicer
Give her coke eyes and she's perfect
she's supposed to empty headed and barely functional.
has the idea
PSA: You do not need to check every single option during character creation
Suncats.
either is fine as long as you're not a male miqote.
Face 4 moonie. Anything else is crap.
If there isn’t an Emperor fight in new Pandaemonium it’s shit. Don’t care if it’s a “original content”.
I’m hoping a remastered version of this theme is the P12S boss theme.
>want to jerk off
>patch
cute
Mindflayer if he real
What's she been doing during 6.0?
being used good after what matsuno teh hack did to her.
Getting beat by Matsuno.
Whatever he's doing, he's not beating her hard enough.
Kaitlin was a shit skill, pure button bloat skill.
Having the skills have better potency and enhanced crit is better.
Kaiten gays do not know what they’re talking about.
post your SAM parses
Suck my cock
Kaiten gays still can’t come up with one good reason it should stay over just buffing skills and making samurai’s most powerful attacks guaranteed crits.
Would've been more believable if you scrolled a bit further to find a SAM without a pink parse. Only people with bots get those.
You fags got BTFO hard
cause it was cool
Oh have a nice day you fucking plugin using gay.
>can only get parses if you use third party shit
>"post parse!"
>posts parse
>"wow you use 3rd party shit? doesn't count"
post your stone sky sea clear time gay I bet you don't have one but oh you have your ~~*((3rd party tool*~~) saying you did high DPS.
Imagine posting this and thinking nobody can tell you use third party shit to get your parses.
Delusional.
Yeah, you sound like a gay moron gay too
gay gay homosexual, you weren't supposed to actually post it.
Karma for them celebrating Ageha's removal
>caring about parsing in 2023
SHB zoomer detected, you don't know how a good job feels like
Post hw or sb parses right now
Yep, you are a gay gay and a moron too.
Don't really care it's gone but I do miss the little flourish it did before an iai
kaiten was fun to press i liked the twirl
Leaks when?
I wanna see what new glams there are.
Maybe this time we actually get decent shoes that don't look like absolute shit.
Are we gonna get stage 3 relic leaks now or when 6.45 drops?
6.45 most likely
"Yoshi-P coming up with excuses for why DRK didn't need to be nerfed in PvP" stream about to start:
>buffing dragoon
I literally shit, they always have the highest damage and kills in frontine
>that soulless chainsaw change
I thought pvp was supposed to have job identity, what happened to that, huh? Ew defenders, huh?
Making it pure rng was just an awful idea, it should be like 50% hp of damage on people who are mortared.
there was no class identity, fun or anything to 3% chance to instakill, gay
it's an execution ability now, unironically much better than the old one
Good. Garbage design =/= soul.
Alright listen.
Raid boss
but
the arena is...
Triangle.
Triangles?
LETS GOOO!
>Lamitt after Giott does what she never could and fucks the WoL
Giott is criminally underrated.
kys trianglefag. we only do circle and squares around here.
A square is 2 triangles
cope and seethe
>square arena
>breaks into 2 triangles
Quan raid confirmed. Kill the frog adds before he can eat them.
Not gonna lie, all I could see in that image were WT stickers.
No!
..the perfect shape....to unleash...my zodiark trance......
YAMERO
>Add an El Rotador boss with a triangular arena
>The average FF14 player's face when
Please god no P7S was sometimes a triangle and it was the worst fight this expansion I don't want to see what a full triangle fight is like
P7S wasn't bad because of the arena
It was bad because it was long and had nothing really going on until the last 2 minutes
P7S was great in area design, we need more shapes that aren’t floating squares or circles. The fight was shit because it was so repetitive there was no randomness to it.
Tired of shitty boring circles and square arenas.
>triangle arena
>EL ROTADOR
>phoinix zone dancing
>petrify stare
>akh morn
>divebombs
>two different QTE sequences in the fight
imagine
raids do have a distinct lack of QTEs
Man this ultimate phase is really hard and rewarding.
You forgot the best part. no mechanics overlapping in the last 20%
Hexagon is Bestagon
they're reading the patch notes. if you can understand nip
So when is 6.45?
That looks like the only thing worth subbing for if at all.
late july early august
8 or 9 weeks from today.
Datamines where
begging for chudmines...
yes
>nerfing pressure point
what the fuck? it's already not guaranteed that you can even take advantage of this with 500 bind and stun effects going out
All CC effects got their durations cut to 2 seconds.
Only monks could find a way to complain about doing slightly less damage while still being a fucking powerhouse in all fields. If you have any pity, send it the way of the bard mains.
Fuck you, at least your job is more than 1 gimmick that keep getting nerfed
>Use third party software to get your clears
>To get your orange and pink parse
>Post online
>Feel proud
Mental illness.
>implying I use it to get cleats
I was in an FC with one of the fags in that webm unfortunately
Cheaters are mentally ill.
>make spreadsheets that takes equipment data from lodestone and tells me which materia and food to use for the biggest damage increase
>spend months programming a plugin that perfectly uses all my abilities in the correct order at the right times with 0 latency
>mid-tier orange parses
anyone who parses 99 and says they're not cheating is a liar
you need even bigger autism for 100 parses
holy shitter cope, batman
parsing 99 is gambling for crits. I have fuckers in my static I know aren't botting but they cleared P8S many times after we were effectively done just to get that 99
i can't even purple parse cause im retarded
It’s ok anon the only reason I have like 1 or 2 purple parses in each raid is because I’m getting carried by 7 other god gamers
NEED
SHORTSTACK LALAFELL
we have shortstack lalafell at home
shortstack lalafell:
a vanilla is fine too
god I wanna put it in that keyhole bikini
Latinafell
Goblinafell
https://files.catbox.moe/wubsnm.jpg
Got anymore?
Pssst....
https://files.catbox.moe/n164vb.jpg
This is the first image in months to make me feel nauseous.
It ain't often you see a treasure-trail. One on the house fren
Keep'em coming bro
i know it's fetish shit and you're not supposed to think about how a person who looks like this would be at minimum in a constant state of discomfort but i can't help but think that. her arms are literally too stubby to do anything.
Imagine drop kicking this thing down the stairs
She'd just burst into an exploion of gore
Nah. She'd bounce around before landing on you with her fat fucking tits
she's not made of rubber
Yeah and she isn't a delicate balloon either.
Synthol thighs.
Get better taste in lalafells please!
Artist name and they better do nudes.
What game?
fucking shit garbage trash game fucking dogshit ass trash game man fuck you
See you in daily roulette.
No accomplishment in this game is noteworthy.
this game has no anticheat and all raidtrannies use plugins, no exceptions.
Cope, loser fucking cheating trannies. You have nothing in your lives to proud of. nothing.
Big fish > luminary > necromancer > legend
>th-this loser achievement I got from spending way too much time on a side activity is noteworthy tho!!!!!
no, it isn't, and there are plugins for those too.
Not nearly as many people cheat gathering achievements for clout.
I don’t, im on ps5, no console players xan use addons
FUCK OFF /VG/ LALAS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PATCH
>Don't play since Endwalker ended
>6.4 pops up
WE BACK IN IT WE NEVER LEFT HA HA
Be honest. If you were the WoL and you went out for drinks with Krile, you'd definitely accept her offer to suck your dick and possibly more when you got back to the Annex.
No I wouldn't. I hate Krile. She is literally the worst character in the entire story.
No you
No, fuck you. This dumb cunt appears out of nowhere in HW and I'm supposed to like her because she's a lalafel? Every time she appears it's to be obnoxious, she was worse than useless in Stormblood, she wasn't in ShB at all making that easily the best expansion, and in EW her obnoxiousness peaks with the flower shit. Holy shit just go away please Krile I hate you.
no
>Not wanting to cuddle the socially awkward Lalafell lass that uses smugness as a defence mechanism
gay
Chill out moron, damn.
>gets mad at her for dunking on Alphinaud
Imagine being this much of an uptight gay holy shit
krile and tataru are shit. get over it pedo.
no
You're the one getting mad about anime gnomes dumbass. I think Roes are the ugliest, most repulsive shit in the world but I don't throw a total bitch fit any time the game puts one into the story because I'm not completely autistic.
Everyone does it, it's not funny, it never was, it's not a personality trait.
>I HATE EVERY FEMALE CHARACTER
jesus christ incel
I don't, I just hate Krile. I have no issue with any other character. Just her because the story forces her down your throat and everything she says is dumb as fuck.
>This dumb cunt appears out of nowhere in HW
She's first mentioned in base 2.0 MSQ. Minfilia is talking to her on the linkpearl in the background and you can hear her in the voiceover asking about Galuf.
yea teh wanking of lalafells hurr durr in the scions is pretty stupid. at least ejika shit on krile in eureka. tataru needs to get knocked down a peg for being a greedy garden gnome.
Lalafell characters are some of the only interesting people left in this game where the world wants to live in harmony and suck each others dicks non-stop.
lalafell cult is real.
krile was a punchable cunt before ew but she wasn't as bad in ew
If I was Wol she will bare my children all 10 of them.
they just said on stream that they're adding HRT to the monthly sub
we won!!!
Thank you Blizzard! You do so much for the trans community!
ZAMN! now that's value! we stay winning sisters!
I was going to kill myself because of the smell but this changes everything!
>us lalas only spam during trancers hours I swear, we aren't massive attention seeking gay at all time
Never believe a shitposter when they try to claim they're only doing it to counter another shitposter.
Any chance of the servers going up earlier this time?
Unless they specifically say "this maintenance will not end early," you can expect the servers to come up a couple hours earlier than scheduled.
>want to raid
>am pretty slow at learning mechs but once I learn them I dont mess up
>want a semi decent static that is just like me, instead of 4 weeks to clear the tier 5, 6, 7, or even 8 weeks would be acceptable
>99% of statics want to raid 20 hours a week to clear in 4
>if you mess up constantly you get das boot
>the last casual static I joined took 4 MONTHS to clear (2 days a week)
guess Im not raiding this tier
Just use plugins like everyone else. XIV is a solved game. Your problem is that you're thinking too hard about actually playing the game, which no raidtrannies actually do.
Reject statics, become PF warrior
Statics are only good for ultimates
just do PF to get your clears. you'll clear much sooner than 8 weeks. it doesn't sound like you want to push content and week 1 clear so you really just don't need a static at all. if you REALLY want a static though to avoid PF headaches then I think you'll have to do some proactive hunting for the specifics you're looking for. 3 days a week for 2-3 hours is what most midcore statics do and it's a very small commitment and you should clear within a month if people always show up.
anyway just PF man. PF is cool because you just grind at your own pace. Sure you run into people who are completely fucking retarded but there's zero strings attached. add the idiots to your mental shit list and dodge them if you join another party with them in it.
>the last casual static I joined took 4 MONTHS to clear
That was my casual static but it took long due to one stupid retard who I vouched for saying he has wow raiding experience(worst player i ever met and i hate him irl) and the other half never watching a guide ahead of time.
We did it blind at first but the half that grasped things quickly (all the melees) had to slow down since all the ranged are retarded and loved killing everyone with spreads.
The dps was so fucked that they felt the need to frontload the chest and weapon onto me and the other top dps to carry the wow shitter. It was a ton of pressure since I normally like to take it at my own pace without potting and shit.
The shiter half wanted to do parse runs after we cleared and i noped it since prog run was already hell and I didnt give a shit about parse runs.
>Can't do mechanics properly
>Want to do parse runs
Yeah, that fits.
Funny thing is only the melees/tanks brag to each other about the parses during clear runs despite not using the most optimal uptime strats as it is better to use safer strats due to range distrust. The other melee and I use our heals too due to that, fucking parsed blue in heals. That says a ton about our ranged/healers.
>The other melee and I use our heals too due to that, fucking parsed blue in heals
Why do you say that like a bad thing? You have a cooldown, it costs you nothing to use. If I see a DPS player who consistently grey parses healing it's a red flag.
I read this and it felt like it was talking about me
I try my best I swear
>The biggest of retards are the ones hungriest for epeen waving
I noticed this in WOTLK and ever since I have avoided any and all players/groups that even hints at wanting to parse in not just MMOs but in any multiplayer game that has the capacity for it, that includes shit like K/D ratios and map run times in games like CS and PoE
datamine when
No more data mines.
>RESKINS
>RECOLORS
>NO NEW PVP GEAR
>SHIT CHANGES
>FLOATING CUBE
HYPE HYPE HYPE
How long till datamines start? I want to hear the raid/trial ost
I'm excited for the weapon-design stuff for tomestone weapons
about 20 minutes after the patch goes live. so if you care about spoilers, once the patch is up you go dark
>Bard getting nothing but radius changes in PvE, absolutely murdered slaughtered dead as fuck toolkit now in PvP
>BLM getting damage buffs while RDM continues to get nothing
>yoship job getting buffs
no shock there
BRD doesn't exist any more, anon. Just switch to DNC like everyone else.
PvE BRD doesn't need a buff though
guys do you think he'll be ok
https://twitter.com/psxbnin/with_replies
Barry will never be OK.
How do you end up like this
He's a distillation of every Redditor that has ever parroted "we hate video games on Ganker"
Now, that's malding.
He's a goddamn basket case. Can't he just fall fatally down the stairs and not push his brain rot on the world at large? FF15 was bad. FF14 and 16 are good.
How do you deal with 100 people standing around quest markers breaking your immersion?
Transfer to Dynamis or one of the OCE datacenters.
voidlist them all
I begin by not having mental illness.
i don't play clown genres like mmo for immersion in the first place
I'm gonna get beast tribes out of the way first
I don't mind the big crowds but I fell asleep before I took care of that and won't have time later because IRL interruption, wish I could get on the MSQ right away ;_;
The thing that breaks my immersion more than anything are the city afkers. I hate them.
Hey pluginfags, what happens if a party you want to join has someone you voidlisted? What happens if you get into a DF party with them?
It's probably like when you accidentally join a PF with someone you've blacklisted and you can't see their messages in chat.
Bonus points if you've blacklisted each other.
I would think it would be awkward if you voldlist someone, join as a healer, and unable to target the person you voidlisted to heal.
Do voidlisted people appear in your party list?
blm and sam chads as always, stay winning
>Buffs reach from one end of the arena to the other
I hate this. There is never any consideration what other players in your group are doing when raiding. Just do your own thing, press your buttons in the same order every time and stand on your marker. Completely soulless
And people are celebrating it because they actually hate playing games. The more that's automated, the better they think it is.
>XIV dev wants you to play others games
>XI dev wants you to grind endlessly for literal months for the new Prime weapons releasing later today
Yoshida, like me, is busy draining his brain on Tears of the Kingdom
you're saying the XI dev wants you to play the game AND makes content for you to do so? sounds great.
It's unfortunately the last piece of content XI is receiving for the foreseeable future, as it's entering maintenance mode next month. At least it had an actual April Fools event.
XIV is next
>XIV is next
Please, release me from this hell.
if only
maybe 10 years from now lol 14 is the only thing keeping SE alive
The end of an era. I'll be returning soon to play through TVR.
Just keep in mind TVR is fan-fiction as hell, requires SoA completed, as well as a decent i119 kit to proceed past the initial set of missions.
>TVR is fan-fiction as hell
How do you mean that? NTA, I honestly don't care for XI too much, if I can say in good conscience I'm done after RoV I won't mind.
>dev could have added an optional radial ring that you can set to a desired range to give yourself a visual of the 15/20y reach of certain abilities
>nah let's casualize it
Tears of the Kingdom man. Tears of the Kingdom.
Reminder that the Prime Weapons are REQUIRED to progress in TVR. And that means if you're playing the game for the first time, you got a shit ton of grinding to do past level 99 just to even start the Prime weapon.
They've already confirmed you don't need anything beyond a stage 2 Prime weapon, which you can get in 2-3 Sortie runs solo (and is what you already need to clear the missions released thus far).
John Finalfantasy getting to 99 and then trying to do Sortie is nigh impossible. You need so many gifts from grinding post-99 to even be able to wear proper gear for Sortie.
Not saying that it's a bad thing, just saying they have a legit problem for newbies to get from 99 to where they need to be to finish the story.
Bros I can't decide on a melee for this tier I like them all
Leak for upcoming collab
I think Mark Millar is too chuuni even for the Japanese.
>itoddler
>unfunny garbage
Im getting kinda bored of it anons
And i resubbed again, not having finished shadowwalkers
golbex weapons where
You can literally feel the soul being sucked away.
MCH is completely worthless in PvP. Now it might be slightly less worthless.
what do you mean? it's literally a nerf. instead of doing 12k and analyze giving you a meme one shot that never works, now you have to analyze to get the original damage
Sounds to me like it does 12k when they're below 50% and 18k when under 50% and you Analyze.
it does 16k under the right conditions
Just fix bio blaster for frontline already, 1 thing
>3% chance to instakill
>soul
moron cmon
>secondary spouting retarded shit out of his wowrat mouth
Cmon
>buff the job that is already dominating high ranked play
>"wow its win rate increased significantly in ranked how could this happen"
Thank god they're finally taking of the MNKey menace. Also lol NIN's 8th nerf in a row or something.
Meanwhile DRK can spam Shadowbringer ad infinitum in CC if they have a pocket healer.
They will keep nerfing nin until drg is the only melee worth playing again, they've been doing that since sb, maybe hw, nin is so unfun now, hide doesn't last long enough and you can't sprint with it anymore, it's so awful, even huton is now janky, they sucked all the fun out and kept the 1 overrated gimmick, though severly nerfed as well.
It seemed like they wanted NIN to be this annoying poke job that could either go in or get the fuck out whenever it needed, but now it's like put vuln up on the teams target and just tickle everyone in between burst until limit break is up?
Oh no, it was funny when I (brd) played against retards who picked mnk for easy burst damage in cc... rip
>Jump
>The camera will no longer follow your character when executing Jump
But it was cool.
You can however now use jump across voids
I take back everything I almost said about the devs.
D... does this apply to Shukuchi as well?
yno
NIN? Probably nerf shukuchi range by 10y or something. They hate nin...
No, because they made Jump a glorified ranged attack with a cool animation.
Not that I mind, since I've been venn diagrammed by AOEs more times than I care to count when High Jumping at the wrong time.
No. The reason being that "Jump" is just the animation for a ranged ogcd, you dont leave your position anymore.
Now the only skill that do so is Assassinate, and NIN lose that skill anyway.
Can I jump across gaps in trials say in Edens version of Leviathan when he destroys the middle part of the arena?
I assume so since the reason you couldn't was because your character location followed the path of jump, it's the reason you could get hit by AoEs if you jumped at the wrong time too
Nice, I'll have to at least give it a try and report back my findings.
Jump is the DPS ability that hits the enemy and places you back where you started. You can't use that to cross any gaps since your character doesn't move anywhere. The patch does not change the functionality of Elusive Jump, aka the backflip, in any way.
If there was a hole between you and the target and you jumped you would also fall off
Do you mean you can use the ability "Jump" across voids? People want Elusive Jump for that, but I don't think that will ever happen
So just buffs for the homies in Africa but no TBN fix.
This will be the first tier since I've started playing this game four years ago that I won't raid. Feels weird but then again there's nothing you can even do with the gear because everything scales you down anyway.
Same, but I won't bother to resub at all since there isn't anything other than raiding in the patch
THE DATAMINES???
not yet
TotK sucks btw. Fuck you YoshiP
>chawsaw is now worse drill
always was
When was the last time you did anything actually mmo-like in this game? Instanced shit, roulettes, shitposting in shout chat, none of that counts. I mean like an actual mmo, going out in the open world and actually doing something.
World? Queue?
>shitposting in shout chat, none of that counts
Next you're telling me Barrens chat wasn't MMO-like either.
I was out doing NM and bunny fates in Hydatos, it's a chill way to earn a bit of money and socialize
Instanced. Doesn't count.
Technically everything in this game is instance then retard. It's an instance large scale zone.
I think the anon said in the overworld, unfortunately Eureka counts as an instance. Good for you anon, I hope you didn't afk and let others do the spawning and you just reaping the rewards.
Idk help spawn hunts I guess
Since I found out mmo-like on Ganker means "do content I can grief you in" I have been content running stuff exclusively with friends.
Dude the "world PvP or no buy" types on Ganker are funny as fuck, they're the last strangled gasps of a completely dead genre and a type of gameplay not even franchises like Dark Souls/Elden Ring are wanting to associate with. And like you mention to, what they're really saying is "games where I can race to the top and then grief everyone below me."
As an XI veteran, I got to deal with all the WoW players whining for years about XI having no world PVP.
My condolences
Yesterday, saw some guys farming Fates on the moon and I was doing it solo. I got to talking to them and they invited me to join their party and we talked a lot while Fate farming on the moon then an S rank came up and they invited me to go with them, added me to their friends list. Felt pretty good and all because I saw them out in the World not on any party finder or duty list.
>fates
>s ranks
is this really the only mmolike thing xiv has to offer?
I don't know if it's the only thing it has to offer, but you didn't ask that, you asked what was the last thing you did in the game that was mmo like and I told you.
I gathered enough mats to make 20 stacks of Island Prisms to sell.
Gathering is boring and singleplayer content.
Doesn't count.
I finished doing 5 maps with my FC right before maintenance went down.
Problem is you homie.
Maps are instanced and also gay as fuck and I wish homo xiv players would stop acting like this is a worthwhile activity.
>STOP ENJOYING CONTENT
>maps
>content
retard
shitposting in shout/region/trade chat is absolutely an 'mmo thing'
>not a single person posted anything even remotely mmolike
this game is not an mmo.
it's a multiplayer story game/chud simulator.
Define "MMO"
Fake incredulous "you're kidding" posts mean I win and you have to suck my wiener
>grind endlessly something for a 0,01% increase in DPS
>bots in chat selling gold
>talent tree
>someone yelling "moron moron moron..." on chat and people reply with lol/lmao/kek/sovl
>watching a streamer grinding the same dungeon you grind and listen to his mouthbreathing commentary
>le open world and not instanced areas
Massively multiplayer retard, I'm talking not instanced garbage with 3 other people I'm talking about going someplace in the large open world presented to you and having a reason to do so, and seeing other people doing the same thing, needing to actually group and socializing like human beings to do so instead of every other player more or less being an npc. Old mmo's you actually had to communicate to get shit done.
None of that is present in xiv, the entire world is empty at all times, only the latest expansion's zones have any chance of having any people but usually not. even if I counted shit like fates or gathering, there is no reason to do any of that and it shows because nobody is. materials are cheap on market and you can server hop to get them even cheaper. the actual good mats for crafting come from maps which are instanced and bullshit that you have to roll against other players for.
So once again you have a totally stilted definition of what the fuck an MMO is that hasn't been relevant to anybody or anything in, I emphasize, decades of this genre existing
It's your definition that's stilted by being a player of this non-mmo and thinking that is one.
What game are you even thinking of with this definition you've given, since it's very obvious you're thinking of one specific game
____Guild Wars 2____
Ah yes, Guild Wars, the game that lost all of its soul when it went from purely instance-based to persistent world slop.
>lol no mmo makes the world matter or populated with people anymore, are you stupid, mmo aren't like that anymore granpda!
is this really the cope you braindead cultists use to defend that your "Best Selling MMORPG" is actually an mmorpg? That it's okay to ignore the entire point of the genre because xiv brainwashed you into thinking it's outdated?
You are so pathetic. Just admit it's not an mmo.
>anymore,
You're not even describing a game that ever existed since nothing actually corresponds to all of your criteria
There are plenty, you are retarded, and you only play XIV and would not know.
retard
>retard
can you answer the question and give examples instead of sperging out in the thread.
ZODIARK
TRANCE!!!!
is an mmo to you only a game before 2004
Games made before 2004 don't actually match his descriptions either, he's one of those morons that got suckered in by the marketing for Aion.
that's what im assuming, even games that "/v/core" that i enjoy like RO, maple story, tera and pso aren't even massively multiplayer but are still considered mmos.
It's pretty obvious that your just shitposting and that you have never played any other MMO than WoW, you probably didn't even play the older versions of WoW and started in CATA or something like that but you still want to feel superior about wanting something that never really existed in reality but as a mirage formed by old MMO communities before they went to shit once the parser mentality became the norm
>h-he called out my precious xiv for not being an mmo!! he must be shitposting!!
shut up cultist chud.
suck my cock.
Anon, no "MMO" in the current year of our lord 2023, meets your criteria and that has been a thing since 2010ish arguably 2007 since flying mounts and horizontal progression for no other reason than "power gain" in TBC invalidated all world design before and after it.
With your argument, no game currently fits your criteria since not even UO and EQ fits it anymore, only private servers that all eventually snowball into having the exact same problems. GW2 is probably the closest to what you want an MMO to be but it has a myriad of other issues along with not meeting your "open world" criteria thanks to having loading screens between mostly mid-sized or smaller zones with fucking queues just to get into the most popular ones
It's a theme park mmo. Only Eurkea, Bozja, Coils and Alliance Raids are "mmo like"
While I enjoy the MSQ, actually playing it has become very dull to the point where a few collect 10 bear asses quests would improve it.
So what's an MMO gay?
SPIDER BOSS
okay, so are the two 50% extra damage to chainsaw on top of each other or separate?
like if Ido chainsaw on a player under 50% with analysis, does it do 16000 damage or does it do 18000 damage?
Normally damage modifiers in XIV are multiplicative, so I'd assume 18k
That's pretty shit for how many condition there are to fulfill
>actually be on chainsaw in your rotation
>have analysis up
>have the target be under 50%
>be retarded enough to use analyze on chainsaw and not just drill which is what is coming up next
>tfw desperately rushing the last 50 mendacity stones needed for a fucking haircut that i probably wont even bother using but was 2 alexander clears away before maintenance shut down disconnected me
why did i even do that rush for an hour straight to begin with
What's she watching and why is she so bored?
shes watching stormblood msq.
They tried so hard to make Mhiggers likable
I like em. Imagine actually forming your opinion around stupid ass memes.
Ala Mhigans are written in such a shitty way. They were fine with having a tyrannical insane king, but hated Garleans for bringing stability to the region.
Then they for whatever reason take Lyse as their leader for doing absolutely nothing, having absolutely no reason to be even succeed the ruler position. Widargelt at least should've been considered first for that role, even if he has equally no knowledge of how to rule a city-state.
The Mad King was loved by nobody and ruled through fear
Garlean stability wavers depending on who's actually telling the story, accounts of Gaius' rule are that he was fair and even-handed but everything in Fordola's backstory contradicts that, and Gaius was probably too busy conquering Werlyt and other areas to actually rule his territory (and circa ARR he was also incredibly blind to anything happening beneath his inner circle of Livia, Rhitatyn and Nero)
Everything surrounding Lyse is incredibly retarded and I think a hallmark reason of why Banri Oda not only shouldn't be allowed to write a main scenario, but he doesn't want to write a main scenario
>They were fine with having a tyrannical insane king, but hated Garleans for bringing stability to the region.
They didn't love their king and why would any people like being invaded and ruled by foreigners? You are retarded.
Addendum: Widargelt's own misgivings about the Ala Mhigan revolution and his own place within it are explored in Monk job quests for Stormblood
>They were fine with having a tyrannical insane king
But they weren't
>Then they for whatever reason take Lyse as their leader for doing absolutely nothing
Lyse is leader of the resistance, not all of Ala Mhigo
They waged a civil war against Theodoric, retard. That war was where Yda and Curtis became war heroes. Widargelt doesn't even want to suggest reinstating the monarchy because he assumes it will trigger the fuck out of everyone.
She's doing Hildibrand quests to get the relic
Watching WoL kill yet another god-like being.
Bored because he's not fucking her brains out.
Watching the ffxiv stream about the patch notes
bored because she can't understand nip and the game isn't back yet
Story time?
Is this Zodiark Hispanics new shit?
No way, the artstyle is too coherent and the English is way too good for him.
y'shtola is looking oddly sexy here
The main character of the comic is a dudes futa OC that he spent thousands on commissions of her fucking Y'shtola.
ohhhhhh i recognize the cat now
i thought it was the red haired one from the rogue's guild and not his OC
Holy shit it isn't the cat from the rogues guild?
No but she's actually in the first few pages
I thought it was him but I also thought "this is a lot of set up just for some porn"
What a worthless gay.
fireworks factory
Ugly worthless cat.
Bro this is taking way too much fucking time to get to the porn. Just give the source or something.
will continue in
You don't have to
>yeah man Y'shtola is totally my waifu here she is completely off model and out of character
You're right she looks way too genki here.
I don't get it? When does the trance happen?
Where’s the music data mines already
That’s all I’m here for.
wait they actually made it so you can jump across aoes and not take damage?
yes
>buffing dragoon
>nerfing ninja
do they even look at frontline results
what next drk buffs because it sucks in cc
Dragoon is strong in Frontlines but only because it has help (DRK), Ninja is literally unkillable and gets free kills if anyone drops below 50% for a nanosecond. The real laughable thing is they nerfed WAR the same amount as DRK, WAR is good but DRK is literally 4 leagues ahead of every other job combined.
>Ninja is literally unkillable and gets free kills if anyone drops below 50% for a nanosecond
Yeah except when they are binded (all the time)
>Has guard and purify (both are too short of a cooldown honestly)
>Can shukuchi and move+break target+ get a few seconds of stealth
>Has a massive HOT
>Has a massive heal
>Can also increase move speed
It's legitimately the hardest job to kill in frontlines.
I meant shield instead of heal but yeah, fuck nin players
An unkillable nin is a nin doing nothing beside not dying
>meanwhile drk spamming living dead and salted earth
bind doesn't stop you from guarding, purifying, or using huton/bunshin to get a frankly obscene amount of shields.
Even ignoring the bind salted earth pull ins break the lb, it's extremely janky to use, and i'm not even mentioning server tick rate
>but stun
lol
LB is the absolute least of the problems with NIN. The only reason they changed it is because it's downright toxic in a premade with comms.
>NOOO YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Poor drks and drgs
>frontline
they literally said they don't give a shit about FL outside major outliers like PLD cheese (which even that took for fucking ever to fix)
PvP is balanced for CC
>BRD is dead weight now because of plugin morons.
Yay
>make nocturne burst worse, the only thing bard has going for it
>give the squishiest job that wants to be at long range a shorter range on their main skill
>compensate by making repelling shot deal a tiny amount more damage (not what it was used for)
>give paean a imperceptible 5% boost
I guess they thought melees should have even more advantages than they already do.
I mean, BRD still has good burst when you dump all your resources into someone. I wish the buff aspect was more involved, though, and not just shoehorned into Apex Arrow and your LB. If AST can get card buffs on a dedicated button, why can't BRD?
In 3s, you could burst arrow -> nocturne + empyreal weave -> pitch perfect just before the silence wore off and they could heal. In 2s, you'd have to shave off either blast or pitch perfect from the silenced damage, which is around 10k, plus the small amount of damage from nocturne they cut as well. Getting picks will be just that much harder now, and the trade-off of being so squishy in exchange for high burst is getting less worth it when melees have metric fucktons of survivability.
Does silence stop the heal? I thought heal was an ability, not a spell.
silence even stops dismounting
>buffing black mage
>when it's already substantially ahead of RDM and SMN in performance
I hate moron mage so much
>Fat lalafell modbests
All modbeasts deserve nothing less than the rope.
all lalafuckers should die
all lalafuckers should live
Lalafell triggers the undesirable posters and I like that about them.
You are undesirable posters.
I don't have a meltdown at the sight of midgets like our undesirable posters.
Stop pretending you give a shit about maintaining thread quality, you lalamorons spam your offmodel garbage regardless of whether or not we've heard a peep from the doomcucks.
>you lalamorons
This really is not helping you out, here.
It also makes onmodel fags seethe so its a plus in my book.
Lalas are the undesirable posters
>PVE changes are just increased buff radius
>DRG jump is a glorified projectile now
yeah man who gives a rats fuck about having an interesting battle system just turn all the hard fights into a literacy/puzzle skill test and keep making changes to jobs specifically because fights are becoming so rote that you need to remove more and more limitations from what players can do so you can add new shitty puzzles, all which are most likely old mechanics but with new confusing markers so you can't tell what's going to happen the first time
P8S was only hard for PF because the average asperger homo is genuinely incapable of remembering three steps in a row per mechanic and everyone else has to suffer for it even though it's easy as shit on paper. Blind prog was the only interesting part of it.
>JUST increased buff radius
anon you aren't very bright
ah yes lets talk about literacy
>damage buffs that dont affect fight or job design
>DRG can also turn off positionals during dragon sight
wow its almost like it's genuinely fucking nothing
only retarded gaylords that want a shiny number on a retard site care about any of these specific changes but know that you're getting that shiny number on some of the most boring raiding this game has ever offered
b-but what is mmorpg without parses?
Anon increasing the range on buffs is a massive change to the game, it's like you've never raided before and are just crying for the sake of crying.
if you cant tell what the meaning of increasing the range of buffs means for the game, you might be illiterate because this game literally has no mechanical complexity worth discussing
>Increased ranges means people can be further away from each other when they go out
Alright, so what situations is this actually applicable?
>Teammates who can't be closer when the buff is up/they need mitigation
>This means there's likely no need to hold buffs anymore
oh cool now I can just press everything on cooldown because this game was already heading in this direction anyway and my rotation can be even more boring and thoughtless
>People don't need to huddle up as closely for mits/heals anymore
this only means there are going to be situations where mechanics will piss out damage but perhaps some people cannot be close to everyone else. these already exist to an extent but now you can be even further out and this is effectively just making the gay baby blanket even bigger so you don't have to think about heal positioning. team game btw
on one hand I think it would be good if there was a genuine attempt at independent expression outside of how much you memorize your piano rotation but if their method for independence is going to be "you no longer have to give a shit about organizing teamplay with buffs and healing" then this game is fucking shite because that just means they want to offload the complexity to the mechanics and balance will indirectly get worse when jobs that can eke out an extra 1% more damage more consistently will just be above and beyond all the rest in their category because despite every job being the same now, we have WORSE balance issues than ShB did for some fucking reason
it's only a massive change in making the game easier than it already is. i hope to fucking god this tier isn't as boring as the last.
bold of you to assume these raid changes will result in new mechanics during raids lmao
XIV battle designers are some of the most creatively bankrupt fucks in the business right now, you can tell when good fights like P5S come out that they are complete flukes
ahh the eternal cope of the professional whiner
if something good happens it's a fluke, if something bad happens then something bad always happens
always a critic, never a crusader
>Asphodelus
>one good fight
>three shit ones
>last raid tier
>one good fight
>three shit ones
I'm not the one coping here, champ
>Asphodelus
>one good fight
>three shit ones
absolutely abysmal taste being passed off as objective fact
feel free to describe your favorite panda fights so I can laugh at you
nta but proto-carb was a genuinely more varied and interesting fight than 678s
it's fucking mind-boggling that they made a tier worse than eden 5-8
IT'S __
uhh
fixed
Console update is ready, 4.332 GBs.
>all these heal range increases
I guess it's QoL for bigger arenas but this just feels like more removal of skill expression
>skill expression
>ranged moron walks out of the distance you had planned in the raid guide and misses the heal and dies
>this is supposed to be mine, healer's, skill expression
I bet you play moron mage
I play SGE and I enjoyed adjusting my positioning to account for my BLM friend, and even for the SMmoron who would run away from Kerachole during desolation. Standing still is boring.
>>this is supposed to be mine, healer's, skill expression
It's your skill expression and it's also the DPS player's skill expression. Good DPS players know how to adjust for healers, and now that's being devalued.
sure it is, retard
I accept your concession.
The less chance you have for things to go wrong or not as expected, the more likely instances will become the same thing every single time. Getting a deploy on every party member used to feel great when you had to cast it on your fairy and make sure everyone was close, now it's just expected that it hits everyone and is no longer special.
retards not getting close is not a skill
>Bigger arenas
The larger boss hit boxes have actually made them feel much smaller than usual IMO. They need to have a clear direction AWAY from what they are currently doing once 7.0 rolls around otherwise more players, not just veterans, are going to jump ship as more MMOs starts getting released again
yeah having people stack for heals means nothing now. scholar being a semi-totem healer which can heal from across an arena means nothing anymore.
God forbid a healer learns to pre-position for AoEs targeting himself.
>Preposition for aoes as a healer
>The phys ranged is still in Kamchatka
wow, amazing skill expression
Jesus what even is left in fights other than pressing you buttons in the right order?
>no need to manage enmity since tank stances are braindead easy
>no need to position bosses because they have huge hitboxes and they always teleport to where they need to be
>no need watch positioning since buffs and heals have massive aoes and you basically have to purposely run out of rage to miss then
>Jesus what even is left in fights other than pressing you buttons in the right order?
surely you can post your logs then 🙂
daily reminder that any ultimate clear after 6.4 is null and void because of the range increases
if you haven't cleared any ultimate your account is officially bricked
Here's some Lala lovin
Wife
Would kiss on the lips after she's done
If raiding is so easy, why can't I win?
checkmate atheists.
final thoughts on the PVE balances?
whispering dawn should've been made bigger
I'm sad to see the animation lock and movement on Jump finally go, but it's been a long time coming.
feels good. 110 potency a minute
The buff range extensions reek of casualization but I like that you can {Jump} over gaps now. I always thought that bit of jank was retarded.
scholar/10
everyone thank kate for the english translation
autism
come on dude at least crack your teeth in half in anger over things the genderblob actually wrote
its up refresh the launcher
Die
Timid fantasy heterosexual romance as the result of adventure bonding makes me diamonds.
Anything interesting or unexpected in the patch notes? Also are there any datamines?
IT'S UP FOR DOWNLOAD
Datamines soon so gtfo if you dont want to be spoiled
>BLM buffs
We're so back, kings...
I never left. SMN is for cowards.
Finally beat Tiamat on SoP courtesy of the XIV maint. Fucking hell this game filters me hard.
Learn the axe
Love the axe
Berserker is among the most physically powerful jobs in the game
I actually switched off of Berserker to DRG for that fight after 15 some deaths. Tiamat just doesn't let me get my 3-hit axe combo in before having to parry or roll the fuck away.
Lemme tell you some'n
Get Reinforce from Swordsman
It drastically reduces the charge time for any skill or spell that has a charge time
Spam charged combo R2s at Tiamat, especially while under Berserk as well
???
Profit
I'll give it a look. I haven't been looking too hard at the equippable abilities since I'm generally blowing all of my mana on nukes.
Use void knight and you can just one shot her with her own tri-disaster
Someone help. I can't drag myself away from Zelda.
Get back to work, Yoshida.
thank god wings are just allowed in overworld combat and not instances.. going to be bad enough seeing every winged gay outside
island sanctuary is a waste of dev time
Patch download is up at least, 4 gigs
How the fuck did the game music review black guy in my recommended feed get so much access to japanese dev teams?
fairly intelligent analysis of the game's music
hes a moron
Ywn get a job at squeenix bro, stop trying
30 yalms
imagine
Raid gear datamines are going up on the Discord, they look like trash as expected.
And there apparently isn't any new Primal crafted gear.
>And there apparently isn't any new Primal crafted gear.
GIVE ME MY WOL SWORD REEEEEEE
10 year anniversary event :^)
>tfw they stealth-revive a 1.0 server for it and tell no one, waiting to see who notices
>And there apparently isn't any new Primal crafted gear.
lol these lazy fucks.
>it only spins when you fucking draw it
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Your character is disgustingly ugly.
Retard
That's just the character of some dataminer that posts all of the shit as soon as the download goes up.