6.4 waiting room

XIVbros the final patchnotes are here
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7533e7a9b6b72d8e5aad3c1e7c4247967b3ee196

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    First for FRICK ISLAND SANCTUARY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Got me enough materia to pentameld a crafters set for free
      I like it, and now I can just buy the dyes with cowries for mad gil per week

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you have big booba at one time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly bro the huge breasts aren't necessary.
          Lalafell hoes can definitely get by with hips and thighs alone.
          fr fr no cap on a stack on god.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need something like this with either Tataru or Krile.. can you do it?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            well not right now

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'shtola Rhul.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      too based

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I set a bot up like this

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAR got buffed AGAIN
    Are you shitting me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy, we're sleeping on the floor of the cuckshed now instead of sleeping in the crawlspace underneath.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am puzzled why in general Tank potencies seem to have risen. Tank already is by far and wide the easiest class to play and somehow they need to become even stronger...?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They mentioned this during the live letter, but DRK is so grossly overpowered that they needed to buff everyone else to get up to its level (GNB less so).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are they more occupied by the damage performance of tanks than making the role actually be interesting to play? Are they so afraid of the game lacking tank players?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because interesting tanking requires the encounters to be made more interesting; it's not an issue with the skills that tanks have. Look at old EX trials vs. what we have now, where you actually have to position the boss and it has cleaves that you need to avoid pointing at the party.
            And don't say old aggro management, because that was more of a stupid chore that could be trivialized by bringing a NIN.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >where you actually have to position the boss and it has cleaves that you need to avoid pointing at the party.
              Since enmity is a non factor any more, having to turn the boss is a stupid chore and that trivialized automatically.
              >encounters have tank busters
              Pressing a vunl down button is a stupid chore, why not make tanks by default more resilient.
              >encounters have AoE damage
              Pressing a healing spell is a stupid chore that can be trivialized by making healing passive.

              I fail to see how we can make encounters more interesting when all you suggest is making classes more and more simple. I guess you really enjoy the puzzle fights of EW that literally stop making you press buttons when the boss jumps into the middle of the arena?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what? no it's because the game requires tanks to bring DPS. If tanks are all behind another then you end up with a situation where groups can just bring two DRK because the damage gain outweighs the loss of LB. Alienating three jobs because they do a % less is ass in a game where there isn't anything else that you do.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because Dark Knight is the strongest tank due to its high damage burst and other tanks were switching to drk and gnb for more damage at the start of savage tiers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that tanks get measured by their damage and not their survivability is tragic. But what am I expecting from a combat system where the hardest fight can be cleared with the healer role missing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Healers are for shitters. Just don't take avoidable damage, homosexual.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the tanks used for the no healer top run were picked for their survivability

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I find it very funny that dark knight uses no hp for any of its attacks and has the worst hp regen of all the tanks. Souleater who?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Survivability does matter, but it matters less in "high-level" of play.
            WAR is always great for poopoo players because the short CD on Holmgang means they can cheese more shit.
            But DRK is the best off-tank on top of having 5he highest damage

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Survivability matters a lot in groups that don't clear week 1 which is most of them. Week 1 shit is just super sweaty

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            they are measured by their survivability though. the thing is when you meet the requirement to survive then what's left is doing damage, not surviving even more. it's called effective health and XIV used to have a concept of this back when you could wear STR accessories. you could argue it still has some form of it since you use DPS materia instead of loading TEN but it's also SE's fault for making the TEN option so mediocre.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How new? WAR always ends up at the top at the end of an expansion

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They say that unga bunga is a path to balance adjustments that some consider to be... unnatural.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please enjoy drg nin drk pvp supremacy for yet another patch

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another patch with NO PvE buffs and only PvP nerfs for NIN
    I think that has been every single patch note for Ninja for EW. They really don't want you to play it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      PvP ninja needs more nerfs, they didn't hit the right things.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja is really fricking good what are you on about

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They keep nerfing ninja because it is the only thing that can kill drk and that make them super mad, ew pvp was a fricking mistake.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buffing drg and sam
      >nerfing nin
      >pointless rpr change
      another xiv patch

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no kaiten no sub
    revert tenka goken back to the cone
    frick auto crits
    frick 300 yalm buffs and monster hitboxes
    every melee skill should be a positional
    bring back front positionals
    verification not required

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bring back front positionals
      Only if they bring back cleave boss autos and busters so I can watch your dumb ass get splattered.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every melee skill should be a positional

      BASED
      A
      S
      E
      D

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those expanded auras
    >and brd songs too
    FRICKING FINALLY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can a fist be formless if fist is literally the name of the form the hand takes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thinking will get us nowhere

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's MCH?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still has heated shot animations
      it's unplayable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit as always.
      They increased the Tactician ability by a bit to fit in with the others but not by much.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      PvE? Unchanged. PvP? Arguably better, chainsaw is more consistent and bioblaster is stronger under analysis.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That 3% instakill shit was so fricking unnecessary.
        Like what the frick did they want? RNG in PvP? Seriously? Fricking out of touch devs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember losing a promotion match to crystal in season 1 because I got insta killed twice in one round. Damn near punched a hole in the wall

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy! I can't wait to do the relic grind in this patch! I bet it will be really good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they ever comment on the relic grind this expansion?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's behind this soulless change?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try my mercantile friend, but even if you improve PvP maps I won't start supporting Israel.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had 0 expectations and I am still disappointed

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    mooncat or suncat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither.
      Only homosexuals play cats.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moonie poopnose

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is it like having the worst taste? Everyone wants to punch the poopnoses, it's instant evidence of an obnoxious personality.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're cute and I want to frick them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one has the right a e s t h e t I c

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        peak catte obnoxiousness.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think mooncats look nicer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give her coke eyes and she's perfect

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's supposed to empty headed and barely functional.

          has the idea

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        PSA: You do not need to check every single option during character creation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suncats.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      either is fine as long as you're not a male miqote.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Face 4 moonie. Anything else is crap.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there isn’t an Emperor fight in new Pandaemonium it’s shit. Don’t care if it’s a “original content”.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m hoping a remastered version of this theme is the P12S boss theme.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to jerk off
    >patch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mindflayer if he real

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's she been doing during 6.0?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      being used good after what matsuno teh hack did to her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting beat by Matsuno.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever he's doing, he's not beating her hard enough.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaitlin was a shit skill, pure button bloat skill.
    Having the skills have better potency and enhanced crit is better.
    Kaiten homosexuals do not know what they’re talking about.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      post your SAM parses

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, you are a gay homosexual and a Black person too.

        Suck my wiener
        Kaiten homosexuals still can’t come up with one good reason it should stay over just buffing skills and making samurai’s most powerful attacks guaranteed crits.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would've been more believable if you scrolled a bit further to find a SAM without a pink parse. Only people with bots get those.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            cause it was cool

            Oh have a nice day you fricking plugin using homosexual.

            Imagine posting this and thinking nobody can tell you use third party shit to get your parses.
            Delusional.

            Yeah, you sound like a gay Black person homosexual too

            You gays got BTFO hard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          cause it was cool

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh have a nice day you fricking plugin using homosexual.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine posting this and thinking nobody can tell you use third party shit to get your parses.
            Delusional.

            >can only get parses if you use third party shit
            >"post parse!"
            >posts parse
            >"wow you use 3rd party shit? doesn't count"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              post your stone sky sea clear time homosexual I bet you don't have one but oh you have your ~~*((3rd party tool*~~) saying you did high DPS.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine posting this and thinking nobody can tell you use third party shit to get your parses.
          Delusional.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you sound like a gay Black person homosexual too

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          gay homosexual homosexual, you weren't supposed to actually post it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Karma for them celebrating Ageha's removal

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >caring about parsing in 2023
          SHB zoomer detected, you don't know how a good job feels like
          Post hw or sb parses right now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, you are a gay homosexual and a Black person too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't really care it's gone but I do miss the little flourish it did before an iai

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kaiten was fun to press i liked the twirl

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leaks when?
    I wanna see what new glams there are.
    Maybe this time we actually get decent shoes that don't look like absolute shit.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we gonna get stage 3 relic leaks now or when 6.45 drops?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      6.45 most likely

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Yoshi-P coming up with excuses for why DRK didn't need to be nerfed in PvP" stream about to start:

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buffing dragoon
    I literally shit, they always have the highest damage and kills in frontine

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that soulless chainsaw change
    I thought pvp was supposed to have job identity, what happened to that, huh? Ew defenders, huh?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making it pure rng was just an awful idea, it should be like 50% hp of damage on people who are mortared.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was no class identity, fun or anything to 3% chance to instakill, homosexual
      it's an execution ability now, unironically much better than the old one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Garbage design =/= soul.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright listen.

    Raid boss

    but

    the arena is...

    Triangle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Triangles?
      LETS GOOO!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lamitt after Giott does what she never could and fricks the WoL

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Giott is criminally underrated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys trianglegay. we only do circle and squares around here.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A square is 2 triangles
        cope and seethe

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >square arena
          >breaks into 2 triangles

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Quan raid confirmed. Kill the frog adds before he can eat them.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not gonna lie, all I could see in that image were WT stickers.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ..the perfect shape....to unleash...my zodiark trance......

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        YAMERO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Add an El Rotador boss with a triangular arena
      >The average FF14 player's face when

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please god no P7S was sometimes a triangle and it was the worst fight this expansion I don't want to see what a full triangle fight is like

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        P7S wasn't bad because of the arena

        It was bad because it was long and had nothing really going on until the last 2 minutes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        P7S was great in area design, we need more shapes that aren’t floating squares or circles. The fight was shit because it was so repetitive there was no randomness to it.
        Tired of shitty boring circles and square arenas.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >triangle arena
      >EL ROTADOR
      >phoinix zone dancing
      >petrify stare
      >akh morn
      >divebombs
      >two different QTE sequences in the fight

      imagine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        raids do have a distinct lack of QTEs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man this ultimate phase is really hard and rewarding.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the best part. no mechanics overlapping in the last 20%

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hexagon is Bestagon

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're reading the patch notes. if you can understand nip

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when is 6.45?
    That looks like the only thing worth subbing for if at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      late july early august

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 or 9 weeks from today.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Datamines where

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      datamine when

      How long till datamines start? I want to hear the raid/trial ost

      THE DATAMINES???

      Anything interesting or unexpected in the patch notes? Also are there any datamines?

      begging for troonymines...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nerfing pressure point

    what the frick? it's already not guaranteed that you can even take advantage of this with 500 bind and stun effects going out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All CC effects got their durations cut to 2 seconds.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only monks could find a way to complain about doing slightly less damage while still being a fricking powerhouse in all fields. If you have any pity, send it the way of the bard mains.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, at least your job is more than 1 gimmick that keep getting nerfed

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Use third party software to get your clears
    >To get your orange and pink parse
    >Post online
    >Feel proud

    Mental illness.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying I use it to get cleats

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was in an FC with one of the gays in that webm unfortunately

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheaters are mentally ill.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make spreadsheets that takes equipment data from lodestone and tells me which materia and food to use for the biggest damage increase
    >spend months programming a plugin that perfectly uses all my abilities in the correct order at the right times with 0 latency
    >mid-tier orange parses
    anyone who parses 99 and says they're not cheating is a liar

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need even bigger autism for 100 parses

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shitter cope, batman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      parsing 99 is gambling for crits. I have frickers in my static I know aren't botting but they cleared P8S many times after we were effectively done just to get that 99

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't even purple parse cause im moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s ok anon the only reason I have like 1 or 2 purple parses in each raid is because I’m getting carried by 7 other god gamers

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEED
    SHORTSTACK LALAFELL

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we have shortstack lalafell at home
      shortstack lalafell:

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        a vanilla is fine too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        god I wanna put it in that keyhole bikini

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Latinafell

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goblinafell

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://files.catbox.moe/wubsnm.jpg

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Got anymore?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pssst....
                https://files.catbox.moe/n164vb.jpg

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the first image in months to make me feel nauseous.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It ain't often you see a treasure-trail. One on the house fren

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep'em coming bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know it's fetish shit and you're not supposed to think about how a person who looks like this would be at minimum in a constant state of discomfort but i can't help but think that. her arms are literally too stubby to do anything.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine drop kicking this thing down the stairs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She'd just burst into an exploion of gore

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. She'd bounce around before landing on you with her fat fricking breasts

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              she's not made of rubber

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and she isn't a delicate balloon either.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Synthol thighs.
        Get better taste in lalafells please!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Artist name and they better do nudes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What game?

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking shit garbage trash game fricking dogshit ass trash game man frick you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      See you in daily roulette.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No accomplishment in this game is noteworthy.
    this game has no anticheat and all raidtrannies use plugins, no exceptions.
    Cope, loser fricking cheating trannies. You have nothing in your lives to proud of. nothing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big fish > luminary > necromancer > legend

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >th-this loser achievement I got from spending way too much time on a side activity is noteworthy tho!!!!!
        no, it isn't, and there are plugins for those too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not nearly as many people cheat gathering achievements for clout.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t, im on ps5, no console players xan use addons

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK OFF /VG/ LALAS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PATCH

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't play since Endwalker ended
    >6.4 pops up

    WE BACK IN IT WE NEVER LEFT HA HA

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest. If you were the WoL and you went out for drinks with Krile, you'd definitely accept her offer to suck your dick and possibly more when you got back to the Annex.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I wouldn't. I hate Krile. She is literally the worst character in the entire story.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, frick you. This dumb c**t appears out of nowhere in HW and I'm supposed to like her because she's a lalafel? Every time she appears it's to be obnoxious, she was worse than useless in Stormblood, she wasn't in ShB at all making that easily the best expansion, and in EW her obnoxiousness peaks with the flower shit. Holy shit just go away please Krile I hate you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not wanting to cuddle the socially awkward Lalafell lass that uses smugness as a defence mechanism
            homosexual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chill out Black person, damn.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets mad at her for dunking on Alphinaud
            Imagine being this much of an uptight homosexual holy shit

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              krile and tataru are shit. get over it pedo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one getting mad about anime gnomes dumbass. I think Roes are the ugliest, most repulsive shit in the world but I don't throw a total b***h fit any time the game puts one into the story because I'm not completely autistic.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone does it, it's not funny, it never was, it's not a personality trait.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I HATE EVERY FEMALE CHARACTER
            jesus christ incel

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't, I just hate Krile. I have no issue with any other character. Just her because the story forces her down your throat and everything she says is dumb as frick.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This dumb c**t appears out of nowhere in HW
            She's first mentioned in base 2.0 MSQ. Minfilia is talking to her on the linkpearl in the background and you can hear her in the voiceover asking about Galuf.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea teh wanking of lalafells hurr durr in the scions is pretty stupid. at least ejika shit on krile in eureka. tataru needs to get knocked down a peg for being a greedy israelite.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lalafell characters are some of the only interesting people left in this game where the world wants to live in harmony and suck each others dicks non-stop.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                lalafell cult is real.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            krile was a punchable c**t before ew but she wasn't as bad in ew

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I was Wol she will bare my children all 10 of them.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they just said on stream that they're adding HRT to the monthly sub
    we won!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you Blizzard! You do so much for the trans community!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZAMN! now that's value! we stay winning sisters!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to kill myself because of the smell but this changes everything!

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >us lalas only spam during trancers hours I swear, we aren't massive attention seeking homosexual at all time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never believe a shitposter when they try to claim they're only doing it to counter another shitposter.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance of the servers going up earlier this time?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless they specifically say "this maintenance will not end early," you can expect the servers to come up a couple hours earlier than scheduled.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to raid
    >am pretty slow at learning mechs but once I learn them I dont mess up
    >want a semi decent static that is just like me, instead of 4 weeks to clear the tier 5, 6, 7, or even 8 weeks would be acceptable
    >99% of statics want to raid 20 hours a week to clear in 4
    >if you mess up constantly you get das boot
    >the last casual static I joined took 4 MONTHS to clear (2 days a week)
    guess Im not raiding this tier

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just use plugins like everyone else. XIV is a solved game. Your problem is that you're thinking too hard about actually playing the game, which no raidtrannies actually do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reject statics, become PF warrior
      Statics are only good for ultimates

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just do PF to get your clears. you'll clear much sooner than 8 weeks. it doesn't sound like you want to push content and week 1 clear so you really just don't need a static at all. if you REALLY want a static though to avoid PF headaches then I think you'll have to do some proactive hunting for the specifics you're looking for. 3 days a week for 2-3 hours is what most midcore statics do and it's a very small commitment and you should clear within a month if people always show up.

      anyway just PF man. PF is cool because you just grind at your own pace. Sure you run into people who are completely fricking moronic but there's zero strings attached. add the idiots to your mental shit list and dodge them if you join another party with them in it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the last casual static I joined took 4 MONTHS to clear
      That was my casual static but it took long due to one stupid moron who I vouched for saying he has wow raiding experience(worst player i ever met and i hate him irl) and the other half never watching a guide ahead of time.
      We did it blind at first but the half that grasped things quickly (all the melees) had to slow down since all the ranged are moronic and loved killing everyone with spreads.
      The dps was so fricked that they felt the need to frontload the chest and weapon onto me and the other top dps to carry the wow shitter. It was a ton of pressure since I normally like to take it at my own pace without potting and shit.
      The shiter half wanted to do parse runs after we cleared and i noped it since prog run was already hell and I didnt give a shit about parse runs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't do mechanics properly
        >Want to do parse runs
        Yeah, that fits.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny thing is only the melees/tanks brag to each other about the parses during clear runs despite not using the most optimal uptime strats as it is better to use safer strats due to range distrust. The other melee and I use our heals too due to that, fricking parsed blue in heals. That says a ton about our ranged/healers.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The other melee and I use our heals too due to that, fricking parsed blue in heals
            Why do you say that like a bad thing? You have a cooldown, it costs you nothing to use. If I see a DPS player who consistently grey parses healing it's a red flag.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read this and it felt like it was talking about me

        I try my best I swear

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The biggest of morons are the ones hungriest for epeen waving

        I noticed this in WOTLK and ever since I have avoided any and all players/groups that even hints at wanting to parse in not just MMOs but in any multiplayer game that has the capacity for it, that includes shit like K/D ratios and map run times in games like CS and PoE

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    datamine when

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No more data mines.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RESKINS
    >RECOLORS
    >NO NEW PVP GEAR
    >SHIT CHANGES
    >FLOATING CUBE
    HYPE HYPE HYPE

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long till datamines start? I want to hear the raid/trial ost

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm excited for the weapon-design stuff for tomestone weapons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      about 20 minutes after the patch goes live. so if you care about spoilers, once the patch is up you go dark

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bard getting nothing but radius changes in PvE, absolutely murdered slaughtered dead as frick toolkit now in PvP
    >BLM getting damage buffs while RDM continues to get nothing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yoship job getting buffs
      no shock there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRD doesn't exist any more, anon. Just switch to DNC like everyone else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      PvE BRD doesn't need a buff though

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys do you think he'll be ok
    https://twitter.com/psxbnin/with_replies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barry will never be OK.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you end up like this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a distillation of every Redditor that has ever parroted "we hate video games on Ganker"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now, that's malding.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a goddamn basket case. Can't he just fall fatally down the stairs and not push his brain rot on the world at large? FF15 was bad. FF14 and 16 are good.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you deal with 100 people standing around quest markers breaking your immersion?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Transfer to Dynamis or one of the OCE datacenters.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      voidlist them all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I begin by not having mental illness.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't play clown genres like mmo for immersion in the first place

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna get beast tribes out of the way first
      I don't mind the big crowds but I fell asleep before I took care of that and won't have time later because IRL interruption, wish I could get on the MSQ right away ;_;

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that breaks my immersion more than anything are the city afkers. I hate them.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey plugingays, what happens if a party you want to join has someone you voidlisted? What happens if you get into a DF party with them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably like when you accidentally join a PF with someone you've blacklisted and you can't see their messages in chat.
      Bonus points if you've blacklisted each other.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would think it would be awkward if you voldlist someone, join as a healer, and unable to target the person you voidlisted to heal.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do voidlisted people appear in your party list?

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    blm and sam chads as always, stay winning

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buffs reach from one end of the arena to the other
    I hate this. There is never any consideration what other players in your group are doing when raiding. Just do your own thing, press your buttons in the same order every time and stand on your marker. Completely soulless

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And people are celebrating it because they actually hate playing games. The more that's automated, the better they think it is.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >XIV dev wants you to play others games
    >XI dev wants you to grind endlessly for literal months for the new Prime weapons releasing later today

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshida, like me, is busy draining his brain on Tears of the Kingdom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're saying the XI dev wants you to play the game AND makes content for you to do so? sounds great.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's unfortunately the last piece of content XI is receiving for the foreseeable future, as it's entering maintenance mode next month. At least it had an actual April Fools event.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          XIV is next

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >XIV is next
            Please, release me from this hell.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if only

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe 10 years from now lol 14 is the only thing keeping SE alive

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The end of an era. I'll be returning soon to play through TVR.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just keep in mind TVR is fan-fiction as hell, requires SoA completed, as well as a decent i119 kit to proceed past the initial set of missions.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >TVR is fan-fiction as hell
              How do you mean that? NTA, I honestly don't care for XI too much, if I can say in good conscience I'm done after RoV I won't mind.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dev could have added an optional radial ring that you can set to a desired range to give yourself a visual of the 15/20y reach of certain abilities
      >nah let's casualize it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tears of the Kingdom man. Tears of the Kingdom.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the Prime Weapons are REQUIRED to progress in TVR. And that means if you're playing the game for the first time, you got a shit ton of grinding to do past level 99 just to even start the Prime weapon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've already confirmed you don't need anything beyond a stage 2 Prime weapon, which you can get in 2-3 Sortie runs solo (and is what you already need to clear the missions released thus far).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          John Finalfantasy getting to 99 and then trying to do Sortie is nigh impossible. You need so many gifts from grinding post-99 to even be able to wear proper gear for Sortie.
          Not saying that it's a bad thing, just saying they have a legit problem for newbies to get from 99 to where they need to be to finish the story.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I can't decide on a melee for this tier I like them all

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leak for upcoming collab

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Mark Millar is too chuuni even for the Japanese.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >itoddler
      >unfunny garbage

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im getting kinda bored of it anons
    And i resubbed again, not having finished shadowwalkers

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    golbex weapons where

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally feel the soul being sucked away.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MCH is completely worthless in PvP. Now it might be slightly less worthless.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean? it's literally a nerf. instead of doing 12k and analyze giving you a meme one shot that never works, now you have to analyze to get the original damage

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds to me like it does 12k when they're below 50% and 18k when under 50% and you Analyze.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it does 16k under the right conditions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just fix bio blaster for frontline already, 1 thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3% chance to instakill
      >soul
      Black person cmon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >secondary spouting moronic shit out of his wowrat mouth
        Cmon

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buff the job that is already dominating high ranked play
    >"wow its win rate increased significantly in ranked how could this happen"
    Thank god they're finally taking of the MNKey menace. Also lol NIN's 8th nerf in a row or something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile DRK can spam Shadowbringer ad infinitum in CC if they have a pocket healer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will keep nerfing nin until drg is the only melee worth playing again, they've been doing that since sb, maybe hw, nin is so unfun now, hide doesn't last long enough and you can't sprint with it anymore, it's so awful, even huton is now janky, they sucked all the fun out and kept the 1 overrated gimmick, though severly nerfed as well.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It seemed like they wanted NIN to be this annoying poke job that could either go in or get the frick out whenever it needed, but now it's like put vuln up on the teams target and just tickle everyone in between burst until limit break is up?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, it was funny when I (brd) played against morons who picked mnk for easy burst damage in cc... rip

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jump
    >The camera will no longer follow your character when executing Jump
    But it was cool.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can however now use jump across voids

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I take back everything I almost said about the devs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        D... does this apply to Shukuchi as well?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yno

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          NIN? Probably nerf shukuchi range by 10y or something. They hate nin...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, because they made Jump a glorified ranged attack with a cool animation.
          Not that I mind, since I've been venn diagrammed by AOEs more times than I care to count when High Jumping at the wrong time.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. The reason being that "Jump" is just the animation for a ranged ogcd, you dont leave your position anymore.
          Now the only skill that do so is Assassinate, and NIN lose that skill anyway.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I jump across gaps in trials say in Edens version of Leviathan when he destroys the middle part of the arena?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume so since the reason you couldn't was because your character location followed the path of jump, it's the reason you could get hit by AoEs if you jumped at the wrong time too

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, I'll have to at least give it a try and report back my findings.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume so since the reason you couldn't was because your character location followed the path of jump, it's the reason you could get hit by AoEs if you jumped at the wrong time too

          Jump is the DPS ability that hits the enemy and places you back where you started. You can't use that to cross any gaps since your character doesn't move anywhere. The patch does not change the functionality of Elusive Jump, aka the backflip, in any way.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If there was a hole between you and the target and you jumped you would also fall off

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you mean you can use the ability "Jump" across voids? People want Elusive Jump for that, but I don't think that will ever happen

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So just buffs for the homies in Africa but no TBN fix.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will be the first tier since I've started playing this game four years ago that I won't raid. Feels weird but then again there's nothing you can even do with the gear because everything scales you down anyway.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I won't bother to resub at all since there isn't anything other than raiding in the patch

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE DATAMINES???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not yet

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK sucks btw. Frick you YoshiP

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chawsaw is now worse drill
    always was

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time you did anything actually mmo-like in this game? Instanced shit, roulettes, shitposting in shout chat, none of that counts. I mean like an actual mmo, going out in the open world and actually doing something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      World? Queue?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitposting in shout chat, none of that counts
      Next you're telling me Barrens chat wasn't MMO-like either.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was out doing NM and bunny fates in Hydatos, it's a chill way to earn a bit of money and socialize

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Instanced. Doesn't count.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically everything in this game is instance then moron. It's an instance large scale zone.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the anon said in the overworld, unfortunately Eureka counts as an instance. Good for you anon, I hope you didn't afk and let others do the spawning and you just reaping the rewards.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk help spawn hunts I guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since I found out mmo-like on Ganker means "do content I can grief you in" I have been content running stuff exclusively with friends.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude the "world PvP or no buy" types on Ganker are funny as frick, they're the last strangled gasps of a completely dead genre and a type of gameplay not even franchises like Dark Souls/Elden Ring are wanting to associate with. And like you mention to, what they're really saying is "games where I can race to the top and then grief everyone below me."

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          As an XI veteran, I got to deal with all the WoW players whining for years about XI having no world PVP.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            My condolences

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yesterday, saw some guys farming Fates on the moon and I was doing it solo. I got to talking to them and they invited me to join their party and we talked a lot while Fate farming on the moon then an S rank came up and they invited me to go with them, added me to their friends list. Felt pretty good and all because I saw them out in the World not on any party finder or duty list.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fates
        >s ranks
        is this really the only mmolike thing xiv has to offer?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if it's the only thing it has to offer, but you didn't ask that, you asked what was the last thing you did in the game that was mmo like and I told you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gathered enough mats to make 20 stacks of Island Prisms to sell.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gathering is boring and singleplayer content.
        Doesn't count.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I finished doing 5 maps with my FC right before maintenance went down.
      Problem is you homie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maps are instanced and also gay as frick and I wish homosexual xiv players would stop acting like this is a worthwhile activity.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >STOP ENJOYING CONTENT

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >maps
            >content
            moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitposting in shout/region/trade chat is absolutely an 'mmo thing'

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single person posted anything even remotely mmolike
      this game is not an mmo.
      it's a multiplayer story game/troony simulator.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Define "MMO"
        Fake incredulous "you're kidding" posts mean I win and you have to suck my wiener

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what's an MMO homosexual?

          >grind endlessly something for a 0,01% increase in DPS
          >bots in chat selling gold
          >talent tree
          >someone yelling "Black person Black person Black person..." on chat and people reply with lol/lmao/kek/sovl
          >watching a streamer grinding the same dungeon you grind and listen to his mouthbreathing commentary
          >le open world and not instanced areas

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Massively multiplayer moron, I'm talking not instanced garbage with 3 other people I'm talking about going someplace in the large open world presented to you and having a reason to do so, and seeing other people doing the same thing, needing to actually group and socializing like human beings to do so instead of every other player more or less being an npc. Old mmo's you actually had to communicate to get shit done.
          None of that is present in xiv, the entire world is empty at all times, only the latest expansion's zones have any chance of having any people but usually not. even if I counted shit like fates or gathering, there is no reason to do any of that and it shows because nobody is. materials are cheap on market and you can server hop to get them even cheaper. the actual good mats for crafting come from maps which are instanced and bullshit that you have to roll against other players for.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So once again you have a totally stilted definition of what the frick an MMO is that hasn't been relevant to anybody or anything in, I emphasize, decades of this genre existing

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's your definition that's stilted by being a player of this non-mmo and thinking that is one.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What game are you even thinking of with this definition you've given, since it's very obvious you're thinking of one specific game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ____Guild Wars 2____

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              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, Guild Wars, the game that lost all of its soul when it went from purely instance-based to persistent world slop.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, no "MMO" in the current year of our lord 2023, meets your criteria and that has been a thing since 2010ish arguably 2007 since flying mounts and horizontal progression for no other reason than "power gain" in TBC invalidated all world design before and after it.

              With your argument, no game currently fits your criteria since not even UO and EQ fits it anymore, only private servers that all eventually snowball into having the exact same problems. GW2 is probably the closest to what you want an MMO to be but it has a myriad of other issues along with not meeting your "open world" criteria thanks to having loading screens between mostly mid-sized or smaller zones with fricking queues just to get into the most popular ones

              >lol no mmo makes the world matter or populated with people anymore, are you stupid, mmo aren't like that anymore granpda!
              is this really the cope you braindead cultists use to defend that your "Best Selling MMORPG" is actually an mmorpg? That it's okay to ignore the entire point of the genre because xiv brainwashed you into thinking it's outdated?
              You are so pathetic. Just admit it's not an mmo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anymore,
                You're not even describing a game that ever existed since nothing actually corresponds to all of your criteria

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are plenty, you are moronic, and you only play XIV and would not know.

                is an mmo to you only a game before 2004

                moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron
                can you answer the question and give examples instead of sperging out in the thread.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ZODIARK
                TRANCE!!!!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                is an mmo to you only a game before 2004

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Games made before 2004 don't actually match his descriptions either, he's one of those Black folk that got suckered in by the marketing for Aion.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's what im assuming, even games that "/v/core" that i enjoy like RO, maple story, tera and pso aren't even massively multiplayer but are still considered mmos.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty obvious that your just shitposting and that you have never played any other MMO than WoW, you probably didn't even play the older versions of WoW and started in CATA or something like that but you still want to feel superior about wanting something that never really existed in reality but as a mirage formed by old MMO communities before they went to shit once the parser mentality became the norm

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >h-he called out my precious xiv for not being an mmo!! he must be shitposting!!
                shut up cultist troony.

                >moron
                can you answer the question and give examples instead of sperging out in the thread.

                suck my wiener.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, no "MMO" in the current year of our lord 2023, meets your criteria and that has been a thing since 2010ish arguably 2007 since flying mounts and horizontal progression for no other reason than "power gain" in TBC invalidated all world design before and after it.

            With your argument, no game currently fits your criteria since not even UO and EQ fits it anymore, only private servers that all eventually snowball into having the exact same problems. GW2 is probably the closest to what you want an MMO to be but it has a myriad of other issues along with not meeting your "open world" criteria thanks to having loading screens between mostly mid-sized or smaller zones with fricking queues just to get into the most popular ones

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a theme park mmo. Only Eurkea, Bozja, Coils and Alliance Raids are "mmo like"

        While I enjoy the MSQ, actually playing it has become very dull to the point where a few collect 10 bear asses quests would improve it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what's an MMO homosexual?

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPIDER BOSS

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay, so are the two 50% extra damage to chainsaw on top of each other or separate?
    like if Ido chainsaw on a player under 50% with analysis, does it do 16000 damage or does it do 18000 damage?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normally damage modifiers in XIV are multiplicative, so I'd assume 18k

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty shit for how many condition there are to fulfill
        >actually be on chainsaw in your rotation
        >have analysis up
        >have the target be under 50%
        >be moronic enough to use analyze on chainsaw and not just drill which is what is coming up next

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw desperately rushing the last 50 mendacity stones needed for a fricking haircut that i probably wont even bother using but was 2 alexander clears away before maintenance shut down disconnected me

    why did i even do that rush for an hour straight to begin with

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's she watching and why is she so bored?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes watching stormblood msq.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They tried so hard to make Mhiggers likable

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like em. Imagine actually forming your opinion around stupid ass memes.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ala Mhigans are written in such a shitty way. They were fine with having a tyrannical insane king, but hated Garleans for bringing stability to the region.
            Then they for whatever reason take Lyse as their leader for doing absolutely nothing, having absolutely no reason to be even succeed the ruler position. Widargelt at least should've been considered first for that role, even if he has equally no knowledge of how to rule a city-state.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Mad King was loved by nobody and ruled through fear
              Garlean stability wavers depending on who's actually telling the story, accounts of Gaius' rule are that he was fair and even-handed but everything in Fordola's backstory contradicts that, and Gaius was probably too busy conquering Werlyt and other areas to actually rule his territory (and circa ARR he was also incredibly blind to anything happening beneath his inner circle of Livia, Rhitatyn and Nero)
              Everything surrounding Lyse is incredibly moronic and I think a hallmark reason of why Banri Oda not only shouldn't be allowed to write a main scenario, but he doesn't want to write a main scenario

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They were fine with having a tyrannical insane king, but hated Garleans for bringing stability to the region.
              They didn't love their king and why would any people like being invaded and ruled by foreigners? You are moronic.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Mad King was loved by nobody and ruled through fear
              Garlean stability wavers depending on who's actually telling the story, accounts of Gaius' rule are that he was fair and even-handed but everything in Fordola's backstory contradicts that, and Gaius was probably too busy conquering Werlyt and other areas to actually rule his territory (and circa ARR he was also incredibly blind to anything happening beneath his inner circle of Livia, Rhitatyn and Nero)
              Everything surrounding Lyse is incredibly moronic and I think a hallmark reason of why Banri Oda not only shouldn't be allowed to write a main scenario, but he doesn't want to write a main scenario

              Addendum: Widargelt's own misgivings about the Ala Mhigan revolution and his own place within it are explored in Monk job quests for Stormblood

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They were fine with having a tyrannical insane king
              But they weren't
              >Then they for whatever reason take Lyse as their leader for doing absolutely nothing
              Lyse is leader of the resistance, not all of Ala Mhigo

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They waged a civil war against Theodoric, moron. That war was where Yda and Curtis became war heroes. Widargelt doesn't even want to suggest reinstating the monarchy because he assumes it will trigger the frick out of everyone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's doing Hildibrand quests to get the relic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watching WoL kill yet another god-like being.
      Bored because he's not fricking her brains out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watching the ffxiv stream about the patch notes
      bored because she can't understand nip and the game isn't back yet

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Story time?

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                Is this Zodiark hispanics new shit?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No way, the artstyle is too coherent and the English is way too good for him.

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                Anonymous

                y'shtola is looking oddly sexy here

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The main character of the comic is a dudes futa OC that he spent thousands on commissions of her fricking Y'shtola.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ohhhhhh i recognize the cat now
                i thought it was the red haired one from the rogue's guild and not his OC

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit it isn't the cat from the rogues guild?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No but she's actually in the first few pages

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was him but I also thought "this is a lot of set up just for some porn"

              • 10 months ago
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                What a worthless homosexual.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                fireworks factory

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ugly worthless cat.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro this is taking way too much fricking time to get to the porn. Just give the source or something.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                will continue in

                [...]

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah man Y'shtola is totally my waifu here she is completely off model and out of character

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right she looks way too genki here.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it? When does the trance happen?

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the music data mines already
    That’s all I’m here for.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait they actually made it so you can jump across aoes and not take damage?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buffing dragoon
    >nerfing ninja
    do they even look at frontline results
    what next drk buffs because it sucks in cc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragoon is strong in Frontlines but only because it has help (DRK), Ninja is literally unkillable and gets free kills if anyone drops below 50% for a nanosecond. The real laughable thing is they nerfed WAR the same amount as DRK, WAR is good but DRK is literally 4 leagues ahead of every other job combined.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ninja is literally unkillable and gets free kills if anyone drops below 50% for a nanosecond
        Yeah except when they are binded (all the time)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Has guard and purify (both are too short of a cooldown honestly)
          >Can shukuchi and move+break target+ get a few seconds of stealth
          >Has a massive HOT
          >Has a massive heal
          >Can also increase move speed

          It's legitimately the hardest job to kill in frontlines.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant shield instead of heal but yeah, frick nin players

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            An unkillable nin is a nin doing nothing beside not dying
            >meanwhile drk spamming living dead and salted earth

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          bind doesn't stop you from guarding, purifying, or using huton/bunshin to get a frankly obscene amount of shields.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even ignoring the bind salted earth pull ins break the lb, it's extremely janky to use, and i'm not even mentioning server tick rate
            >but stun
            lol

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              LB is the absolute least of the problems with NIN. The only reason they changed it is because it's downright toxic in a premade with comms.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO YOU CAN'T KILL ME
                Poor drks and drgs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frontline
      they literally said they don't give a shit about FL outside major outliers like PLD cheese (which even that took for fricking ever to fix)
      PvP is balanced for CC

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BRD is dead weight now because of plugin Black folk.
      Yay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make nocturne burst worse, the only thing bard has going for it
        >give the squishiest job that wants to be at long range a shorter range on their main skill
        >compensate by making repelling shot deal a tiny amount more damage (not what it was used for)
        >give paean a imperceptible 5% boost
        I guess they thought melees should have even more advantages than they already do.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, BRD still has good burst when you dump all your resources into someone. I wish the buff aspect was more involved, though, and not just shoehorned into Apex Arrow and your LB. If AST can get card buffs on a dedicated button, why can't BRD?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            In 3s, you could burst arrow -> nocturne + empyreal weave -> pitch perfect just before the silence wore off and they could heal. In 2s, you'd have to shave off either blast or pitch perfect from the silenced damage, which is around 10k, plus the small amount of damage from nocturne they cut as well. Getting picks will be just that much harder now, and the trade-off of being so squishy in exchange for high burst is getting less worth it when melees have metric fricktons of survivability.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does silence stop the heal? I thought heal was an ability, not a spell.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                silence even stops dismounting

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buffing black mage
    >when it's already substantially ahead of RDM and SMN in performance
    I hate Black person mage so much

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat lalafell modbests
    All modbeasts deserve nothing less than the rope.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all lalafrickers should die

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all lalafrickers should live

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lalafell triggers the undesirable posters and I like that about them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are undesirable posters.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have a meltdown at the sight of midgets like our undesirable posters.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop pretending you give a shit about maintaining thread quality, you lalaBlack folk spam your offmodel garbage regardless of whether or not we've heard a peep from the doomcucks.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you lalaBlack folk
              This really is not helping you out, here.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It also makes onmodel gays seethe so its a plus in my book.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lalas are the undesirable posters

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PVE changes are just increased buff radius
    >DRG jump is a glorified projectile now
    yeah man who gives a rats frick about having an interesting battle system just turn all the hard fights into a literacy/puzzle skill test and keep making changes to jobs specifically because fights are becoming so rote that you need to remove more and more limitations from what players can do so you can add new shitty puzzles, all which are most likely old mechanics but with new confusing markers so you can't tell what's going to happen the first time
    P8S was only hard for PF because the average asperger homosexual is genuinely incapable of remembering three steps in a row per mechanic and everyone else has to suffer for it even though it's easy as shit on paper. Blind prog was the only interesting part of it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JUST increased buff radius
      anon you aren't very bright

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes lets talk about literacy
        >damage buffs that dont affect fight or job design
        >DRG can also turn off positionals during dragon sight
        wow its almost like it's genuinely fricking nothing
        only moronic gaylords that want a shiny number on a moron site care about any of these specific changes but know that you're getting that shiny number on some of the most boring raiding this game has ever offered

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          b-but what is mmorpg without parses?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon increasing the range on buffs is a massive change to the game, it's like you've never raided before and are just crying for the sake of crying.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you cant tell what the meaning of increasing the range of buffs means for the game, you might be illiterate because this game literally has no mechanical complexity worth discussing
            >Increased ranges means people can be further away from each other when they go out
            Alright, so what situations is this actually applicable?
            >Teammates who can't be closer when the buff is up/they need mitigation
            >This means there's likely no need to hold buffs anymore
            oh cool now I can just press everything on cooldown because this game was already heading in this direction anyway and my rotation can be even more boring and thoughtless
            >People don't need to huddle up as closely for mits/heals anymore
            this only means there are going to be situations where mechanics will piss out damage but perhaps some people cannot be close to everyone else. these already exist to an extent but now you can be even further out and this is effectively just making the gay baby blanket even bigger so you don't have to think about heal positioning. team game btw

            on one hand I think it would be good if there was a genuine attempt at independent expression outside of how much you memorize your piano rotation but if their method for independence is going to be "you no longer have to give a shit about organizing teamplay with buffs and healing" then this game is fricking shite because that just means they want to offload the complexity to the mechanics and balance will indirectly get worse when jobs that can eke out an extra 1% more damage more consistently will just be above and beyond all the rest in their category because despite every job being the same now, we have WORSE balance issues than ShB did for some fricking reason

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's only a massive change in making the game easier than it already is. i hope to fricking god this tier isn't as boring as the last.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bold of you to assume these raid changes will result in new mechanics during raids lmao
      XIV battle designers are some of the most creatively bankrupt fricks in the business right now, you can tell when good fights like P5S come out that they are complete flukes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ahh the eternal cope of the professional whiner
        if something good happens it's a fluke, if something bad happens then something bad always happens
        always a critic, never a crusader

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Asphodelus
          >one good fight
          >three shit ones
          >last raid tier
          >one good fight
          >three shit ones
          I'm not the one coping here, champ

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Asphodelus
            >one good fight
            >three shit ones
            absolutely abysmal taste being passed off as objective fact

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              feel free to describe your favorite panda fights so I can laugh at you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but proto-carb was a genuinely more varied and interesting fight than 678s
          it's fricking mind-boggling that they made a tier worse than eden 5-8

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S __

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      fixed

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Console update is ready, 4.332 GBs.

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these heal range increases
    I guess it's QoL for bigger arenas but this just feels like more removal of skill expression

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skill expression
      >ranged Black person walks out of the distance you had planned in the raid guide and misses the heal and dies
      >this is supposed to be mine, healer's, skill expression
      I bet you play Black person mage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        morons not getting close is not a skill

        I play SGE and I enjoyed adjusting my positioning to account for my BLM friend, and even for the SMBlack person who would run away from Kerachole during desolation. Standing still is boring.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>this is supposed to be mine, healer's, skill expression
        It's your skill expression and it's also the DPS player's skill expression. Good DPS players know how to adjust for healers, and now that's being devalued.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure it is, moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        morons not getting close is not a skill

        God forbid a healer learns to pre-position for AoEs targeting himself.

        The less chance you have for things to go wrong or not as expected, the more likely instances will become the same thing every single time. Getting a deploy on every party member used to feel great when you had to cast it on your fairy and make sure everyone was close, now it's just expected that it hits everyone and is no longer special.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons not getting close is not a skill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bigger arenas
      The larger boss hit boxes have actually made them feel much smaller than usual IMO. They need to have a clear direction AWAY from what they are currently doing once 7.0 rolls around otherwise more players, not just veterans, are going to jump ship as more MMOs starts getting released again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah having people stack for heals means nothing now. scholar being a semi-totem healer which can heal from across an arena means nothing anymore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God forbid a healer learns to pre-position for AoEs targeting himself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Preposition for aoes as a healer
        >The phys ranged is still in Kamchatka
        wow, amazing skill expression

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus what even is left in fights other than pressing you buttons in the right order?
      >no need to manage enmity since tank stances are braindead easy
      >no need to position bosses because they have huge hitboxes and they always teleport to where they need to be
      >no need watch positioning since buffs and heals have massive aoes and you basically have to purposely run out of rage to miss then

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus what even is left in fights other than pressing you buttons in the right order?
        surely you can post your logs then 🙂

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder that any ultimate clear after 6.4 is null and void because of the range increases
    if you haven't cleared any ultimate your account is officially bricked

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's some Lala lovin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wife

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would kiss on the lips after she's done

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If raiding is so easy, why can't I win?

    checkmate atheists.

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    final thoughts on the PVE balances?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      whispering dawn should've been made bigger

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sad to see the animation lock and movement on Jump finally go, but it's been a long time coming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      feels good. 110 potency a minute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The buff range extensions reek of casualization but I like that you can {Jump} over gaps now. I always thought that bit of jank was moronic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      scholar/10

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyone thank kate for the english translation

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          autism

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          come on dude at least crack your teeth in half in anger over things the genderblob actually wrote

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its up refresh the launcher

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Die

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timid fantasy heterosexual romance as the result of adventure bonding makes me diamonds.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything interesting or unexpected in the patch notes? Also are there any datamines?

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S UP FOR DOWNLOAD

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Datamines soon so gtfo if you dont want to be spoiled

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BLM buffs
    We're so back, kings...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never left. SMN is for cowards.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally beat Tiamat on SoP courtesy of the XIV maint. Fricking hell this game filters me hard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learn the axe
      Love the axe
      Berserker is among the most physically powerful jobs in the game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually switched off of Berserker to DRG for that fight after 15 some deaths. Tiamat just doesn't let me get my 3-hit axe combo in before having to parry or roll the frick away.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lemme tell you some'n
          Get Reinforce from Swordsman
          It drastically reduces the charge time for any skill or spell that has a charge time
          Spam charged combo R2s at Tiamat, especially while under Berserk as well
          ???
          Profit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give it a look. I haven't been looking too hard at the equippable abilities since I'm generally blowing all of my mana on nukes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use void knight and you can just one shot her with her own tri-disaster

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone help. I can't drag myself away from Zelda.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get back to work, Yoshida.

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank god wings are just allowed in overworld combat and not instances.. going to be bad enough seeing every winged homosexual outside

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    island sanctuary is a waste of dev time

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patch download is up at least, 4 gigs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick did the game music review black guy in my recommended feed get so much access to japanese dev teams?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fairly intelligent analysis of the game's music

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes a Black person

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ywn get a job at squeenix homie, stop trying

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 yalms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raid gear datamines are going up on the Discord, they look like trash as expected.

    And there apparently isn't any new Primal crafted gear.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And there apparently isn't any new Primal crafted gear.
      GIVE ME MY WOL SWORD REEEEEEE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        10 year anniversary event :^)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw they stealth-revive a 1.0 server for it and tell no one, waiting to see who notices

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And there apparently isn't any new Primal crafted gear.
      lol these lazy fricks.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it only spins when you fricking draw it
    My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your character is disgustingly ugly.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just the character of some dataminer that posts all of the shit as soon as the download goes up.

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