67% of Wo Long players can't beat the first boss

I thought games were getting easier?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goy Pass tourists doing the equivalent of channel surfing.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    According to Steam achievements/PlayStation trophies, more people on those platforms unlocked the trophy for beating the first boss compared to Xbox. But you're way more likely to run into cheaters on those platforms, there are some people on PlayStation who are going around invading and they have full blue spirit gauge and max health at all times. And on Steam people can just use achievement manager anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's very clearly Gamepass people trying it out and dropping it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny. Yesterday I first tried the whole level on my first go and had no deaths, but I was missing the pants to the boss set so today I went back through it. I was stuck on the boss for like 3 hours straight. I don't know how to feel about this motivation system as a result. I was just determined to not grind morale to 25.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this game is pretty easy as far as soulkirobourne-likes go

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably right if the posture bar doesn't reset after a certain amount of time if you stop doing damage or deflects.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The deflects are too forgiving
        It'd work better if there was less damage centered around the red crits or whatever they're called and more on regular attacks
        As it is now every fight is deflecting and weaving in a spirit attack
        I've beaten the majority of bosses so far on my first attempt running through it completely blind

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Correction for OP: 67% of Xbox trannies can't manage it compared to 15% of Steam and PS chads. Holy fricking embarrassment.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Translation: 67% of players dropped the game instantly

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this surprising. xbox is mostly for sub human Call of Duty players

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    funnily you don't get another difficult boss until like halfway through the game. the curve is totally fricked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which boss? I am on my first playthrough. I think my next boss is Lu Bu.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lu Bu is a good fight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that one. in the snow level.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game is so bad players cant be fricked to even complete the first boss

    Fixed that for ya.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot more common than you'd think

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a terrible metric to go by, almost all games on game pass will have less than 50% earning achievements

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this that monkey game they showed a few years back?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats Wukong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol that's what I thought it was when I preordered it.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's nothing. According to steam a few years back, around 30% of players havent even reached the first bonfire in Dark Souls 3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does it count people who have only purchased, but not played the game? That seems pretty ridiculous. The first bonfire is like 30 seconds away.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Beat him and the monkey then I quit the demo. When doea the game get fun?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peaks at Lu Bu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im 5~ hours in and it's not fun yet.
      >I've beaten the majority of bosses so far on my first attempt running through it completely blind
      same. just wait for big circle and press circle. bam, dead.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hong jing
    >sworn brother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He identifies as type 1

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