>7 hours

>7 hours
You were 100% wrong Ganker. I 100%'d it in 14 hours and 15 minutes. I don't play like some autist who is rushing to complete it, I enjoyed it at my own pace. Frick whoever was posting 7 hours.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another lie propagated by snoys

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still buying Metroid Dread

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what does the emmi do to samus after he catches her lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      penetrates her

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dam, that's hot

    If I knock up samus, will my children be metroids?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The should have just remade Metroid Fusion (GBA) for modern systems, not just for the Switch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they remake the worst one?
      Atleast Dread is not that handholdy (and it is)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. What Nintendo SHOULD do is make a anniversary collection of the following akin to Castelvania and Megaman collections on the Switch:
      >Zero Mission
      >Return of Samus
      >Super Metroid
      >Metroid Fusion

      Also they should release Metroid Prime Trilogy on the Switch coupled with upscaled version of Hunters with new controls as well.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I for one love the game too. It’s… dare I say… fun.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's this weird phenomenon in Metroid games where, while I'm playing, I genuinely forget Samus is supposed to be a girl and start referring to the thing on the screen as "dude" and such in my head.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >porn addict is mentally challenged
    yup.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did it take you 14 hours anon... I know some of those speedboost puzzles were a pain to figure out but come on

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >7 hour long $60 game
    LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Main+Extra
      >Completionist
      what else is there but item hunting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think Main + Extra means you go for some of the optional stuff but not all of it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense, but I don't know how it'd take you 2 extra hours to find all stuff, with the shining map. I guess the shinesparking puzzles are tough for beginners.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beloved franchise transcending the turn of the century vs. literal who

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >beloved
        LMAO, HK already sold more than any game of that garbage franchise. If it’s so beloved how come nobody buys it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literal who wins
        HOW DID HE DO IT?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hollow knight sucks
      it has boring upgrades and pats itself on the back for being "2d darksouls". Its a metroidvania with uninteresting upgrades and tons of dog shit combat "playstyles",
      BUT OOOH you slowly channel a heal and have to pick up your worthless wallet after you die, pffffff what a 10/10 instant classic

      frick you, Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this but unironically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2D Metroid game has the same playtime every other game in the franchise has
      No shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hollow knight is padded with shit content tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A low runtime isn't exactly a bad thing. Especially when a title encourages you to play it over and over, in your own way. Chrono Trigger is about 18 hours for the main story, and that's considered by many to be one of the best games of all time. The Mega Man Zero games run for less than 10 hours a piece for "completionist" runs, and I've put 100 or more hours into them.

      I recently played Tales of Arise, which is by all metrics a 50 hour game just like the rest in that franchise, and I'll likely never touch it again. That feels more like a waste of my money than something like any Metroid title I've bought so far, because I put many more hours into those games in part because they're short from start to finish and allow me to learn different things with new approaches in new playthroughs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tendies CANNOT refute this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played and enjoyed both. Get dabbed on fun-haters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I CONSOOOOOOOMED both! take that!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never thought I'd see such a hard reach using the 'consoom' meme

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care. I’m still pirating Metroid: Dread

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I took my time and 100% it in 9 hours. I'm not complaining though as I like short games.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah my playthrough was 12 hours
    might do hard mode eventually too (though it's really gay that you can't just start on hard mode; really sick of that shit)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still overpriced. 20 is pushing it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alot of the backtracking is really tedious because what they do is lock you out of the game until after you've beaten it, ala fusion. I wish I could do it more thoroughly when I'm in the sectors.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game and I'm enjoying it.
    But hell if I'm spending $60 on a 7 hour game.
    >But if you run around getting all the missile packs--
    No thanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is holding me back. And it's a problem with every first party ninty game it feels like. And they hold value for fricking ever.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 hour movie costs 14 bucks
    just saying at least it's 100% gameplay

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's even wrong with 7 hours? all the metroid games are short. I'm not even a speedrunning type but I could beat ZM in like 2 or 3 hours as a kid.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much was Super Metroid on release? I just finished it for the first time at around 10 hours and 99% items.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Games weren't cheap, can't find a cost for Super Metroid specifically but I imagine it was anywhere between 50 to 80 dollars depending on when and where you bought it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the speedrun time is the actual length of the game
    if you're not wr speedrunning you're not playing the game right

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just started and HOLY FRICK I HATE EMMIS ALREADY
    PLEASE GOD TELL ME I GET TO KILL THEM RELATIVELY REGULARLY INSTEAD OF HAVING TO GO THROUGH FRICKING ABYSMAL "FIND THE RIGHT EXIT" """PUZZLES""" 700 TIMES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes you eventually kill them all. did you miss the tutorial for the first one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I did the tutorial. No matter what, I can never seem to get them to go away. No matter how slowly or quietly I try to move, or patient I try to be, it seems to always patrol within a single screen away, then immediately come my way whenever I need to make a jump (which I obviously have to do often).
        Since subtlety seems to get nowhere, each zone is instead a mad scramble for the right exit which is just a headache.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played until the invincible dudes you have to run away from. I'll finish it some dat, but I didn't pay for it anyways and got other shit to play.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >14 hours if you 100% it
    How fricking slow are you? I was lost for an hour in the game and am approaching 100% (95%) at 8 and a half hours.

    Still enjoyed the game immensely.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently over 10 hours, going back through to get all items before the final boss. I only use guides when I absolutely cannot figure something out so some of the Shinespark puzzles straight up took me a half hour or so (15 minutes to figure it out and then 15 to practice and actually succeed). Some of the bosses also kicked my ass, taking about a dozen tries.

    Most of my casual friends who just do the main story and don't waste time getting every item end at about 7 hours, so it's not an incorrect statement, but completionists take longer and that's not counting replay value which Dread has a ton of.

    Autists are just trying to be disingenuous pretending like 7 hours is the only entertainment you'll get from the game. You can beat every Resident Evil game in under 5 hours, but nobody complains because of the replay value, so why is Metroid any different?

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