>8 billion people on earth (8000 million). >less than 5 million playing on Steam

>8 billion people on earth (8000 million)
>less than 5 million playing on Steam

Where the frick is everyone?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >8 billion people on earth (8000 million)
    no actual fricking way
    like even if you go to the most crowded place in yout city you won't see more than 500 people lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Your Anal Nightmare

      It's predicted that, soon, there will be more PEOPLE on Earth than there are TREES.

      Wild, huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I once read that each human needs 8 trees worth of oxygen, how the hell is this going to work? We're gongi to run out of AIR

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most oxygen comes from phytoplankton, trees only account for 30% of global oxygen production.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >gongi
          I have an issue where this kind of thing keeps happening when I type, I don't even notice until after. I think my brain is malfunctioning

          Most oxygen comes from phytoplankton, trees only account for 30% of global oxygen production.

          Is there enough of this phytoplankton for us all to breathe? How many people is too many???? Has anyone looked into this? What about when its 10 billion or 12 or 20??

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            don't worry, the misspelling added soul to the post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I once read that each human needs 8 trees worth of oxygen, how the hell is this going to work? We're gongi to run out of AIR

        Whoever's predicting more people than trees needs to smoke less of them. There's anywhere between half and a couple TRILLION trees on Earth. We're good for a while.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds like the kind of thing you'd read on tiktok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where is everybody?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        most of them are either working.or on some kind of educational facility.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        in China and India
        Asians are the one inflating the total human count that's why you think there can't be that many people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        DUMBS probly

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy shitting in the open and living amongst trash

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    squatting in their dirt hovels with their consoles

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having enough self respect to not suck off that fat homosexual Gaben.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only males and females (male) age 18-35 play on steam.

    1 billion are poo in loos
    2 billion are african

    If you adjust for that, it's actually impressive how many people 5 million is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3 billion people living like animals. Wtf are they eating?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's 1.5 billion individuals drinking cow urine and rubbing manure all over themselves in India, and another 1.5 billion eating dog soup in China. So you're already down to 5 billion there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the 1.2 billion tribesmen running around the savannahs of africa throwing spears at each other

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steam is not a main platform to buy games. Its a platform everyone has to buy exclusives that got released on PC or indies.
    Xbox owners played GoW on steam.
    PS owners played Hi Fo Rish on steam.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >8 billion people
    I mean... I don't know if I would call all of them "people"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i h8 the farfie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I wouldnt consider animeposters people either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anime website, tourist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Black person you post on Ganker. tell this to any person irl and they will think less of you

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steam ruined pc gaming, fat fuk can fuk off

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw you were born into circumstances billions of others dream of and are using it to post frogs on a jamaican type-setting commune

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LIFE

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because not everyone is on PC or the luxury to play games at all

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >4 billion women on earth
    >wizard

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm using my Steam Deck to emulate non-steam games which probably doesn't count towards the player count OP

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We have no conceivable way to know if there is 8 billion people and is only spewed out by officials to push their "population crisis" narrative

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games that need Steam to run.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many of those are
    >babies
    >toddlers
    >senior citizens
    From there you've probably filtered half

    >no internet
    >no power
    >basically in poverty
    Then another 75% off

    >asleep
    Another half

    >at work
    >at school
    Another half

    >busy doing something else
    Another half

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Filter half
      >subtract 75%
      >subtract half
      >subtract half
      >subtract half

      lol so youre saying there is negative 200% people on earth playing steam? dumbfrick indian

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope for your sake, you're baiting.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I play vidya on PC daily, but very rarely on Steam any more.

  18. 1 month ago
    Woundwort-fag

    >8 billion people
    Im pretty sure that thanks to covid this isnt true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The most generous estimate says that about 7 million died of Covid. That's less than one in one thousand.

      • 1 month ago
        Woundwort-fag

        No way, fricking china cant do anything right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Makes you wonder what the point of ruining the economy was

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's over 60% of the world's population. Steam's doing fine.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mobile you fricking moron. god you are fricking stupid.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they all play on xbox or gamepass

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    being brown and poor useless eaters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their entire existence revolves around making the king poo of their local factory richer and killing anyone below their caste for the slightest grievance. Blood debts are a necessary evil because it keeps gossipy village feral browns occupied for 99% of their free time. Is vashingha kicking his soccer ball on your tin shed wall? Bash his head in and wait for his father to drive his tuk tuk into your shack and impale you with the exhaust pipe. They live for this shit, and maybe the next sports game playing at the local store on the 12x12 CRT tv

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so gross bros, why can't they just use a toilet like normal people?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have sex

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shows just how pretty much everything people b***h about when it comes to games is just made up problems that can be fixed by not playing the game or closing your eyes, huh?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After I nut my butthole leaks mucus when I fart, is this normal? Should I see a doctor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ANSWER ME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shit man that never happened to me. maybe see a doctor i dunno

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please describe your farts in more detail

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay so when I fart post nut, I get a stinky, shit-tinged off-white sludge that pours out of my butthole, with the exact same consistency as my cum.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That definitely sounds like something is wrong and you should see an ass doctor and tell him that exact thing word for word

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok I've booked the apointment, thank you anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm serious btw, sounds like some kind of prostate issue

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prostate fluid maybe.

                I've booked it anons, thanks, I've been too embarassed to go to a doctor and ask other people if I should.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR WHATEVER YOU DO! CANCEL THE APPOINTMENT!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Prostate(or urinary) fistula. A rare hernia where the binding tissue develops small tears. You jack off, that gets the prostate pumping, but that means it starts squirting shit out the wrong way as well as the right one. It's not the sort of thing that will readily heal on its own. Generally it's something that would only develop if damage was done to your rectum, so stop inserting things in your ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Prostate fluid maybe.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I legit don't care where the rest are, I know where my family is, and that's all that matters.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are daily peaks of over 30 million active players and over 130 million monthly active users. i dont even know if they're counting china's playerbase. do you really want turdies shitting up the platform even more?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turdies have no inner voice, they spend their monthly pay check on rice and lentils, squat shit in the local village field and die of turbo POX before they're 50 they have no time for BING BING WAHOO. Second worlders all play mobile games or real sports like soccer.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Outernet Theory

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel total disconnect from normies. I am starting to suspect that I am disconnected from reality when I am out among other people at my job. When people speak to me, it comes as a great surprise, and causes me to become aware that I had spent my idle moments immersed in deep daydream or thought. My social reaction time is slow, and gives me a slow, unintelligent appearance which I can only hope is an illusion. I feel far apart from normal people who seem to all be playing their music, videos, and phone calls at max volume in public, or talking to themselves in the bathroom stall. I have seen so much ignorant confidence and daily cruelty towards others that I no longer feel it is worthwhile to trust any one stranger may be worth interacting with out of the blue.

    I don't know what's wrong with me. I would rather be one of five million on steam than out in that fricking nightmare world that I can't fit within.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Schizoid Personality Disorder.
      Many such cases.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Where the frick is everyone?
    Wagecucking

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget how many people pirate games, play on an emulator, or use a console. You don't need Steam for any of those.
    As for the billions of people on earth without an internet connection, there are more people living in small tribes innawoods than you'd think. You usually think of Africa, but there are tons of people living off the land in the Amazon and the Arctic Circle.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >allowing 3rd party programs to connect to the internet
    You are moronic anon.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at these nicely furnished cave homes just found in Modesto California

    They kicked out the tenants and called their belongings "trash", because the only "homeless" you're allowed to be is on the street in a tent.

    The second you try to build a shelter they tear it down.

    The second you try to hunt/farm/fish they arrest you.

    You can't live free you are a slave to capitalism and must participate.

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