>80% of the game is running around giant empty fields collecting pointless seeds and shrines while fighting around the same few enemies over and ov...

>80% of the game is running around giant empty fields collecting pointless seeds and shrines while fighting around the same few enemies over and over.
Why do ubislops get shit on (as they should) while this game gets praised to high heaven? Because it has some physics?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies first open world experience

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    comfy
    fun
    immersive

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you spamming this gif in every zelda thread you fricking autistic freak

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies never played an assassins creed before so they think nintendo invented ubislop gameplay with the release of botw

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because they did it well

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how so?

      Name a better one. You can’t.

      skyrim and fallout 3, unironically

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >bethesda shit
        Skyrim is shit, the weather does nothing, you can walk into a blizzard naked and nothing happens to your character.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shit game but it's still 100x better than anything ubislop has slithered out of its rotting carcass.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >80% of the game is running around giant empty fields collecting pointless seeds and shrines
    It's not.
    Sounds like a (you) problem.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice how blatant Nintendo shitposting threads stay up but legitimate criticism of a sony exclusive is almost instantly deleted?
    I bet because I said this the thread will be deleted now.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because it's "muh zelda". stop buying slop and games will improve, it's literally that simple. if you didn't spend the last 15 years pre-ordering garbage, this would have been a good game but since game devs have learned that you'll pour your wallet out for literal cancer, there's no incentive to improve.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo bonus, boring slop is okay when they do it

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kekooooo

    because it's "muh zelda". stop buying slop and games will improve, it's literally that simple. if you didn't spend the last 15 years pre-ordering garbage, this would have been a good game but since game devs have learned that you'll pour your wallet out for literal cancer, there's no incentive to improve.

    Nintendo bonus, boring slop is okay when they do it

    You lost and got raped

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      This

      [...]
      Victroony, you lost and got raped

      [...]
      FPBP

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Victroony, you lost and got raped

      Daily reminder that BOTW/TOTK Link is the only Link that is a rape victim.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's the first open world game nintendo fans got.
    They don't know how bad it is compared to other games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Name a better one. You can’t.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ultima VII

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Skyrim

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This

    Because it's the first open world game nintendo fans got.
    They don't know how bad it is compared to other games

    Victroony, you lost and got raped

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Victroony, you lost and got raped
      i don't get it

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he samegays just to jerk himself off
    Genuine mental illness

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    FPBP

    Ultima VII

    Skyrim

    how so?
    [...]
    skyrim and fallout 3, unironically

    [...]
    >he samegays just to jerk himself off
    Genuine mental illness

    Victroony, you lost and got raped

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >replying to himself

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because Nintendo and it claims to be a Zelda game.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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