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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do not frick the cat
    >do not frick the cat
    >do not frick the cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What game?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Far Cry 6

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >draw a regular cat
      >no anthro features at all
      >literally just a cat
      Everyone: SEX SEX SEX

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its the facial expressions.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What were they THINKING

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they have the loading screen be 808 farting music notes?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            a speaker where her some should be? I didn't know she was farting notes until I saw a webm of the screen cause my game loads near instantly

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Game loads near instantly on console too, which is why they probably did it barely anyone will notice.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I want to pet that cat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not into it, but it's the cute face, large rump, and hearing a girl's voice through the cat that awoke the hornyness in them. These are the kind of degenerates that fetishize the concept of "taboos" and go for the weirdest shit. Probably comes from watching too much porn or something idk

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do frick the cat

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick the gato

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sexo el gato

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't a cat, would you Ganker?
    No, I don't know the sauce to this pic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't because she's not a he

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hint of cybernipple
      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ms big clit is back in town

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They had to fit the fleshlight somehow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
      THEY HAAATIN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This isnt real btw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is this real???

        It's real. You get knocked out at one point and it cuts back to your hideout and you're just talking with everyone like it's normal, and this all starts happening because duh- you're actually knocked out and gibbering to yourself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based twin peaks reference

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This game has too many references

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S FRICKING REAL?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WebM anon here

      chuds, I've finally realised I'm spending more time talking about the game here than playing it.
      I will leave you with a HQ full scene version of

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your gamma settings are fricked

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you are the first person to complain, ever

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but he's right.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          IT's super dark looking. Maybe your color profile is fricked.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I actually have fixed it now, I've upped it by one stage.
            I've always preferred a wide space between my darks and lights, so I guess it's a taste thing.
            Looking back though, 808 is quite dark, I'll give you that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IS THAT A FREAKIN TWIN PEAKS REFERENCE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they follow it up with references to Saturn Devours His Son & Xenogears Disc 2. There's Wonderful 101 levels of "I put this in because it's cool and I like it and nobody stopped me" shit in here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed? How?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NICE CAT,SADLY HES IS IN A GAME WITH NO ENDGAME
    >SHILLS WANT TO BURY THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION
    NICE CAT,SADLY HES IS IN A GAME WITH NO ENDGAME
    >SHILLS WANT TO BURY THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION
    NICE CAT,SADLY HES IS IN A GAME WITH NO ENDGAME
    >SHILLS WANT TO BURY THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a whole mode, total character customization, multiple challenge rooms, a secret ending, and a super hard Difficulty after you beat the game. Also
      >He

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How to secret ending?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do all the spectra doors in postgame

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not every game needs a postgame
      some games can just end and you can think "Wow that was fun."
      it's fricking less than 30 dollars anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but it HAS a postgame
        with bloody palace and challenges and tons of costumes for all characters to unlock

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a) The game does have a post-ending mode, which is basically the Bloody Palace from many DMC games
      b) You can unlock customizations for everyone, even the cat
      c) There's extra challenge rooms outside the bloody palace-equivalent
      d) There's the ULTRA HARD mode
      e) There's even a secret special mode.

      STOP LYING, b***h!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      OMG YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE GAME HAS AN ENDING AND ISN'T 500 HOURS LONG
      WHAT TRAVESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      MY TIME IS WORTH NOTHING AND I DON'T HAVE A GIANT BACKLOG OF OTHER GAMES IL NEVER FINISH IN THIS LIFETIME!!!
      HOW DARE THEY NOT RESPECT THE FACT I AM A LIFELESS LOSER WHIT INFINITE FREE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yknow, no one ever does this with other mediums. no one ever says "i'm sure glad The Simpsons has 36 seasons, truly a mark of quality"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
        $10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM
        >THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
        $10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM
        >THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
        $10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute desperation at this point when everything else has failed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Barry back to the basement you can come back out when FF16 comes out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://vocaroo.com/11IKfzkucdLP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah bro lol. Anyway have some visibility cuz people need to see what Snoytroony derangement syndrome does to a mfer. Good luck with the HRT!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    …don’t tell me you’re attracted to domestic cats, son.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I frick my cat on the reg and there’s nothing you can do about it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your penis must be very small if you can fit it inside your cat.

    • 1 year ago
      Saucy

      I'm more of a dog person.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this game has been getting shilled incredibly hard, wow. Must be paid shilling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >this game has been getting shilled incredibly hard, wow. Must be paid shilling
      I bet you look like the crying wojak IRL don't you, b***h boy?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Money is power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dapper robotic lycanthropes
      tycho is probably cumming out his nose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Roquefort dresses in business casual, but his wolf-mech has a tie and a fricking monocle

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's wearing both in his human form.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAA
    WOMEN IN SUITS EROTIC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WTF IS THAT FEMALE BATTLER!?!?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice 4.5head

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, very erotic

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sex with cats

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If 8 or 0, 808 will get a human form in Hi-Fi Rush 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Robot Catgirls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      RUINED

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where were you when Hi-Fi rush was PWNED?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literal who twitter screencap
      really, reaching for anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not one word, but it's basically
        >"who the frick are you, literal who's twiiter?"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Game bad because nostalgia bait."

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        AAA studio trying and only somewhat succeeding at recreating a soulful early 2000's vibe in their game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys but i see he has a point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of his rants though, the robot arm in particular, feel like personal taste he's acting like is fact.

        Like the nothing wrong with going for simple, goofy and cartoonish designs every once in a while.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't like the art and the gameplay being good shouldn't be enough to carry the game because uhhhhh prince of persia? listen, i-it just shouldn't, ok???
      >*subjective art opinion*
      >*subjective art opinion*
      >*subjective art opinion*
      >and that's why even though i admit the gameplay is good i think the game is bad because the art is not to my personal taste!
      what a gigantic moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why doesn't the robot arm made for collecting garbage look like anime?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE LOOK AT THOSE COOL ROBOTIC ARMS VS BASIC SHITTY CHAI ONE
      that's the point tho
      his arm is literal garbage collector for shit robots doing menial tasks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >was supposed to get a garbage collecting arm
        >the system has glitched
        >became a musical Eustass Kid instead
        >potential seems to be unlimited because the only opponent he realistically couldn't defeat in 1vs1 is a werewolf running on infinite power of 200% MAD

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If there's a sequel I'm betting the plot will be some other group trying to recreate Chai's powers in their own soldiers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A sequel would undoubtedly feature a rival. It's inescapable. They will also team up for the final boss before their final showdown.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based sequel concept would be you playing as Kale, with the previous bosses as summons.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kale is honestly stylish as frick, all his final boss forms are really good looking

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >wanting to play as a guy who couldn't even win a fight with a cat

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I picture him starting off as a disembodied head with his fancy gigachad robot body destroyed, and he gets installed on some trash tier body and sets out to get revenge, slowly getting the old gang back together as the game progresses.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well, I mean, it would have to be a prequel since they're all dead. I'd still be down for it though I guess.
              On that note, does anyone else think the casual approach to killing sometimes feels a little at odds with the cartoony style? Sure Kale's a psycho mind-controlling dickhead but you'd think either of his surviving family members would feel at last a LITTLE conflicted about how the whole thing went down. And we almost killed Korsica too. That would have been sad.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Its a world that operates on cartoon logic, just look at all the ridiculous punishment Chai takes just to brush himself off. They could easily have all the bosses still alive if they wanted to use them again for whatever purpose in a sequel.

                Though the idea that Kale self-destructed and died because he was too lazy to keep fighting over his goal is pretty hilarious.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the character designs are pretty generic, but I'd take generic character designs that are stylized over uncanny realism shit anyday

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who this guy is, but he has a point on the colors and general generic-ness.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God damn can we ever just enjoy something without wannabe armchair twitter artists trying to sound smug and smart by shitting all over it?
      >MUH DISCORD troony FRIENDS SAID ITS SHIT
      >THE ROBOT ARM IS LE STUPID
      >LE COLORS ARE BAD AND LE ART SUCKS
      This is all purely opinion and can be refuted by me just saying "no you're wrong and stupid."
      I'll admit he has a few points, that pose in that image IS really shitty/stiff, we HAVE seen these tropes/story a million times but you know what? I'm personally sick to death of MCU Whedon style writing where everyone is trying to be clever and sarcastic and trying to subvert conventional tropes constantly, ironically that in itself has become a trope. Maybe it's nice to just enjoy a familiar story every now and then and have my expectations fulfilled.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why did you bother to read that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          same reason all the other anons did, anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Man, all of this is true, but I'd still rather play Hi Fi Rush over the other shite that's come out lately.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So much tryhard verbosity to come across as cultured while saying nothing of value. This is art-school levels of pretentiousness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >misunderstanding of stuff like Dead Leaves/Panty & Stocking
      Does this gay not even realise that that it is styled in the style of western action cartoons the likes of Ben 10 and Generator Rex or what have you?
      As inspired of the west as westaboo stuff like Dead Leaves and Panty & Stocking may be, these are not the same aims or sources of inspiration.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Arm is not cool
      It's a literal arm that's meant to pick up trash.
      >My friend said 'Isn't this game about rebellion and rock and roll'
      No. It's about a literal dumbass wannabe who doesn't know how to play guitar that gets dragged in by a shy ex employer still in the building & a disowned daughter that found out her brother is a lazy jack ass.
      >The Scarf is boring
      The Scarf isn't actually a scarf, its a makeshift armsling he had when his arm was broken, said image thread used prior.
      >A lot of Edgy Old Music
      None
      A tryhard thread of someone who literally didn't play the game. There are actual faults to it but this shit is ass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >when his arm was broken
        He didn't actually have a broken arm, Chai faked an injury to get into the project.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the cat, let me frick the cat, please frick the cat.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GIMME ANY PIC YOU HAVE OF CHAI, DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S SLIGHTLY NSFW.

    I NEED CHAI!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I do find it kind of amusing how to "reset' for the next wave of bad guys they drop in some random little animation

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a cute bit of characterization but it also stops you from charging up a Y attack to just blitz everything on spawn or starting a combo to catch them with a finisher.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen a weirdly large amount of people thirsthing for Chai

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some people just want a lovable dipshit who is doing his best despite being a frickup

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Truth be told, none of them would have gotten as far as they did without this guy tossing himself into every situation

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh 100%. Chai's completely clueless a lot of the time but he's earnest and courageous in exactly the right ways. He's not a moron cynically crafted to make the smarter characters seem smarter, he's just a dude who jumps into everything with both feet at all times.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chai's a frick up, but he's much more combat savvy than he gets credit for considering he took on some of the most physically powerful people and destroyed their shit with a trash-collecting arm. Even Kale starts admiring his capabilities at the end of it when he starts to realize he may actually lose.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gee I wonder why would anyone thirst over lanky overconfident boy next door vibe kurayhzee brown-haired Shimono Hiro-voiced average looking (it's a compliment, enough with bishonens) boy (actually a 25 y.o. man (probably doesn't care or even know shit about anything sexual)) with great music taste and sense and a dream to become a rockstar???
        He JUST hits all the right spots. I will get tired recounting all the things I want to do to him. Please, if there is god, please someone, deliver some lewds with him. I am going insane, my imagination is going wild. Someone just needs to visualize that all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just wanna see some Korsica or Peppermint gentle femdom porn with Chai. He is built for /ss/-style porn but everyone wants to frick a robotic cat instead for some reason

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          > /ss/
          He's 25

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >/ss/-STYLE
            I.E. "ara ara~, etc."

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think his IQ is that high anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ripe for the firm hands of powerful older men

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's a fricking twink. I'm not even sure where he gets all that power to fight robots, aside from his arm.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Probably has an absurdly fast metabolism where he's always high energy but needs to eat like 6000 calories a day

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd prefer Peppermint being forced to sit in the corner and watch Chai rail Korsica.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Korsica sitting on Chai's face!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and another one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HI-FI LOVEMAKING WITH CHAI - JUST ADD MILK!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        69ing with Chai, and he is on top of you so you can always easily fondle his butt too!
        Nakadashi sex three times in a row!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Making Chai straddle you while you hold his hands, face to face!
          Letting go of just one hand so you can continue to please the rest of his body, from his sensitive chest to his slender waist!
          Letting him lay atop your body once he melts from the sheer pleasure he feels!
          Pumping him full of three thick, hot, full loads!
          Pounding Chai's cute prostate until he has body-shaking, handsfree orgasms!
          Giving Chai kisses and calling him a good boy.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling this garbage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop thinking everything is shilling, homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're right though. The praise and shilling for this game is super inorganic. Especially when points of criticism aren't looked at objectively and you devolve your brain to console war fanboysim

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get it, does the cat have a cute voice or something? There is nothing sexy about it. E621 has only like 13 entries too.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im getting filtered by the samurai dudes when the lock you into that rhythm parry-instakill minigame

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you mean the one where the lighting bolts appear?
      that rhythm's pretty easy but if you can't do one of them just dodge the shockwave that the enemies put out twice and then you'll stay in gameplay, they wont be able to lock you into that parry minigame.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the first real skillcheck of the game where it's willing to frick your mouth. Some of the later parries are even more bullshit. If you see them stomp you can i-frame through the knockdown ring or jump over it, but you have to do that a few times in a row to get them back to normal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Practice room to learn the timming or just stay in the air when the katanas are on the ground to avoid the minigame

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You think Peppermint ever links to 808 while Chai is playing with or petting her?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The linking is color coded, and she's always glowing Peppermint's blue when Chai plays with her in the HQ

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if 808 changed after Chai touched her. Its clear she tends to mimic his actions a lot, but she also tends to be his hype man more and more the longer the game goes on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's this myth about animals taking on traits of their owners, sometimes even partially resembling them in appearance or temperament. I think it's safe to say 808 thinks of Chai as her owner after they synched up, considering how well they jive together.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Peppermint gets her cat cucked by Chai
            >Chai also takes Korsica

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The more I think about it the more I love that Chai had no idea how to play guitar but wanted to be a rockstar for some reason. That's like the ultimate fake it till you make it attitude

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just imagining Peppermint sighing in resignation and taking her place under one of Chai's outstretched arms on the couch while Korsica is on his other side and 808 is napping on his lap.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tsundere moment

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    808 ON THE TV!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What even is this? Action? Slop? Apparently it has stealth which makes me worried.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No it just a fanart and this didn't have any stealth.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They say "Hey, this is a stealth mission". Chai's a dumbass and this goes out the window in two seconds every time.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    camera needs to be pulled out like 50% more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      camera is fine they just need to take all the shit off the screen.
      there's absolutely no reason or justification for beat attacks to have a QTE popup.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually played it and it's pretty mid. The animation is nice, but that's it.

    Anyways, this is a VERY VERY transparent marketing stunt because NOT A SINGLE ANON talked about this game till now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its because it was just released out of nowhere with no prior announcement, dipshit snoygay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no-one talked about this game before it shadowdropped
      >instead they only talked about it after they played it
      oh no?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it eight oh eight or BoB?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probably not Bob since they call 808 "she"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      eitoeit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They call it 8 0 8 in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      808 like the drums

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was like the Ibanez pedal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yaoya

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, so this is the non-horror title Shinji said Tango had been working on before I'm guessing. Neat. So now there's just whatever game they're remaking also.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Idk what you mean or where this is from, but cool looking creature/cat. I really love this. Would pet/10.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only way to parry is to press B, right? because i hit an enemy when he was doing an attack and it broke his stun meter instantly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can only parry with B but I'm pretty sure you get bonus stun for interrupting attacks and causing staggers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's a parry clash like how in kingdom hearts you can parry with your attacks. your attack lands on the next beat and it's not super reliable or guaranteed to work, messy stuff can happen with the hitboxes.
      the actual parry is instant and will work 100% of the time.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fine i'll say it.
    A cat is fine too.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So its worth it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, especially if you already have gamepass. Solid platforming, really fun combat with room for experimentation and flourishes, writing that's charmingly cliche in a saturday morning cartoon way, and just a lot of heart overall. It's a game that's perfectly happy to be a game, and doesn't have any irony or shame about that. I've got 20 hours in it and will probably sink another 5-10 in continuing the postgame.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care, people will just consoom it and make porn since there is a cat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          then why ask

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Solid platforming
        I wouldn't go that far, has just about the worst jump of any game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose that's fair. The jump has a weird startup along with an uneven cadence overall, and the airdash feels like garbage even after I'm used to it. I meant more in terms of the level design with interesting side paths to spice up the main corridors and setpieces. I'm also mentally comparing it to the platforming in Astral Chain, which is cordially invited to suck the shit from my butthole.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look so tween

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all the porn is 90% the cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As it should be

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Korsica nude mod when

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As it should be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >all the porn is 90% the cat
      what? where?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious, what are some things you guys want to see in future patches/possible dlc? I would love a photo mode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >patches/dlc
      I don't want to see any.
      I'd rather it just get a sequel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >turbo mode
      >boss practice
      those would be easy as shit to add in an update
      >difficulty mode that remixes enemy placements
      >legendary dark knight mode aka musou-number enemy waves

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It already has a turbo mode

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sauce me up on how to unlock it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Its actually just a setting in the gameplay options, you can change the speed of the music which in turn changes the gameplay speed.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There's no such setting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how would that work? since everything is synced to the beat and every song in this game has to range from 110bpm to 170bpm to avoid animations looking strange.
          does it speed up the songs?
          doesn't seem like double time would work.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >O-OUR NEW MASCOT IS A CAT
    Xbox trannies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the Blinx skin, tango?

      Name a more kino moment in the game than this

      Hol up so you b saying weez sumkinda suicide squad

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to trap Peppermint's mind inside the cat and frick the living shit out of her lesbian kitty pussy

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    peppermint!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anytime the game does a closeup of her piercing green eyes
      fricking hell they knew what they were doing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Peppermint when?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NOW, YOU'RE LATE

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want Korsica to firmly plant her ass on my face after sucking her wiener and getting fricked in my ass

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    test

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kale's Doc Ock form is so annoying, the shield break move just doesn't seem to land half the time and then I have to wait for him to do it again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't work if he's just blocking your attack, you have to specifically wait for his shield slam where they get stuck in the ground.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        welp, I'm fricking moronic, thanks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're fine, I died on that stage 10+ times for similar reasons. Dude's hard.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more kino moment in the game than this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best moment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best moment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This entire sequence had me in The Zone, honestly all of Roquefort's level was pretty great.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >off model
      >has a dick bulge
      >triangle hips
      for fricks sake.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a dick bulge, she just has a meaty pussy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>has a dick bulge
        >this frickers so mindbroken he sees puffy vulva as a dick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      finally, an accurately-sized Korsica

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Puffy nipples

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what was wrong with Chai's real arm? Why was it in a sling?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was faking an injury to get a cyborg replacement, which is honestly pretty based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty rude for his right arm. I hope it found a better owner.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was he? It seemed pretty immobile.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He uses it in the opening cutscene when he's getting ready

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He hands over his MP3 player with both hands but it's shot so you only see the hands, then the next shot it's back in the sling. It's such an obvious oversight that I'm pretty sure it's intentional and nobody cared enough to disqualify him.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CHAI AND KORSICA SEXOOOOOOOO CHAI AND PEPPERMINT SEXOOOOOOO CHAI AND PEPPERMINT AND KORSICA SEXOOOOOOOOO

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Roquefort so mad tho?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because time is money and every second spent fighting this punk is time that could be spent earning.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Put in charge of finances.
      >Zanzo keeps draining his budget making shit up
      >Rekka keeps draining budget by breaking everything with even a single scratch on it
      >Mimosa's draining the budget for her stupid stage show
      >You somehow have to fund ALL of these baboons and still keep the company profitable.
      I'd be angry too no lie.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat game
    >You get Ganker options
    Nice

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the game, but at the same time I hate how it forces tutorials down your throat. No tutorial should last past one or two examples. Parrying in particular was my least favorite part of the whole game. I CAN PARRY! I FRICKING GET IT! FRICK OFF! Easily my least favorite level in the whole game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I CAN PARRY! I FRICKING GET IT!
      You say that, but according to achievement data that point filtered 90% of people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even blame them. That whole segment was beyond annoying. Especially mini-boss rage part. I'm not sure if it was due to me picking Very Hard or whatever, but I was struggling hard with this part in particular. Dude has like 5 attacks or so in the row and if you don't parry 1 of these perfectly it fricking resets. It did not help that he raped my health if I missed (again, probably my own mistake for picking Very Hard, but the game honestly looked piss easy even on this difficulty minus this part here). Definitely the most annoying tutorial I faced.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The timing is harsh even on normal, beyond that it becomes pretty ridiculous.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    put /1UC2Lh9FBHgWZuolciU36Q==/ in your MD5 filter.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the entire gang gets mad at you if you quit during the final level
    the SOUL is unreal

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a practice mode or a way to replay missions? Or do you have to beat the whole game first?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Training mode gets added after the third level, mission replay comes after you beat the game though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cheers man, finally starting to feel the RHYTHM

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I found recently like a Chai Peppermint Latte is a popular trendy coffee drink. What if in some future game (if they don't commit to Peppermint and Korsica) they have a kid called Latte

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The conflict of the sequel should be that Chai had sex with an impregnated Peppermint, Korsica, and Mimosa and they are all pissed at him as a result.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mimosa is fricking dead mate

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No body, no death

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chai fricking exploded her anon

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Korsica exploded too and she got fixed up in somebody's garage hideout.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What if Korsica shrank me and drank me in her coffee haha that would be so funny

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She'd probably just complain about the decaf.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >her coaster says she runs on decaf
              Fake fan spotted

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She has no choice in the matter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The coffee machine broke and only serves decaf, nobody ever fixed it so I think the implication is she got used to it.

                I just wanted her to eat me, ok. Let me indulge my degeneracy in peace.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The coffee machine broke and only serves decaf, nobody ever fixed it so I think the implication is she got used to it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think the running gag is that a technician bot tinkered with the coffee machines firmware update so they would only serve decaf as his last act of vengeance

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                frick me i instantly thought of gunther lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                wow. you got the reference. congrats

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get on it drawgays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chai means "tea" in Russian. Imagine how silly it sounds for us whenever characters call him by his name.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chai's a type of tea in english too, the dude has a dumb name on purpose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt this is a coincidence given that peppermint tea tastes pretty good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >plot is Latte travels back in time to make sure he is concieved
      >Does everything he can to make his dad boink his mom like bttf

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >does everything in his power to try and make Peppermint end up with Chai
        >fails when Korisca falls for Chai in a stunning twist
        >Latte doesn't vanish

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I love this animation. For the other characters helping out it's whatever but for Korsica he's cheering her on and it only further fuels my ship brainrot.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He does the same with Macaron

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one billion years in paint

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like it!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quality

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very nice

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rekka would be an incredible wife and mother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No man alive has a dick big enough to deposit seed in her womb

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's why you build a robo dick, dumbass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Allow me to introduce myself.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Okay you got me there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Consider the following:
        Mecha Knot

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could this game run on a 970 or is it out of the question?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You might be okay

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game makes me feel like a moron. Admittedly this is my first game of this genre since DMC3, I'm playing on hard, and I am still A/S ranking most fights. But in the heat of battle I always forget my combos, never know which combo would be optimal in a situation, can't keep track of enemies and their tells, and mostly just get by dodging a lot, getting lucky with iframes, and being good at the rhythm aspect thanks to hundreds of hours in Crypt of the Necrodancer. How long does it normally take for combos in a game like this to feel like second nature? I never even learned any combos in DMC3 because I played on easy. I feel like there's a mental block that appears in combat which makes me forget all my moves and I can't practice proper fights in the training room because the training room only allows you to spawn one enemy at a time. I wanna be stylish but my score ranking is often B and I'm getting carried by my just timing always being S.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say like a good 1/3rd of the combos aren't very useful. The base two combos and the beat-skip launchers are basically 90% of what you need (which makes sense, because you have to buy the rest and the game can't assume you will). For example, the combo that fires the three AOE beams is far more annoying to time for basically not much more benefit than the regular three Y combo.

      If you're getting good scores and not dying all the time you're playing fine. I thinks someone who is kinda shit at combos but perfect at parries could just shit all over the game with S-ranks because you can set things up to reward parries so much. And vice-versa.

      If I had a beef with the combat in this game it's that the screen gets cluttered up with shit the more you use your summons and the game really fricking wants you to use them in end-game constantly because it mixes in enemies that need all of them and Korsica/Macron's AOEs are incredibly useful and don't interrupt your flow. In big fights where you're spamming them to keep the fricking fire/barriers/armor shit down it looks like a cartoon furball and I can't see what the frick is going on

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't there a turbo mode for the actual levels??
    cmon

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i just got this, do i play with the licensed music or no?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your choice. Both ost's are pretty good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The licensed music they use for the boss fights is better, the streaming mode feels like an afterthought

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't have sex with cats, that's an order

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *disobeys*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that cat looks like it needs correction

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it cheating to use Rhythm assist?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see why it would be, the entire game environment and the HUD is a rhythm assist anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the person. I personally find it easier to just listen to the beat than looking at the rhythm bar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, because 808 is just that floating right next towards you and is always on camera no matter how you angle yourself, the Assist bar is just yet more obvious of the tells the game's already making rather clear, it's not 'new' information, just easier to see and if you need the better visual cue then go for it.

      Also I am sad due towards how the camera works you can't actually see the other side of this and take a photo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Weirdest oversight in the game. I even tried summoning Peppermint but she turns with the camera so you can't get a shot of the partner looking through it.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is 岩星 chinese or something? It's not any word I know and it's not on kotobank.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can you not use Google?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's rock+star.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just use your phone google translate camera app to translate it.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how did they do it i actually dont hate the MC i would even go so far to say i kinda like him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's not cynical or edgy but he's also not altruistic and preachy. Just a guy defying the expectations the world's given to him and having fun with it.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What stage was this image from? I can't remember, I recorded most of it but it's not popping out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think its just one of the random transition animations between enemy spawns you get in the multi-part combat encounters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh is it the one where he flips 808 on the guitar? Shit this is going to be hard to find...

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not a cat.
    A robot.
    Carry on.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post >yfw
    Final boss spoilers for those still going through.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't have minded a fight against the group as brainwashed Chai

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting to take control of each of the sidekicks to free Chai after the short bit where you controlled CNMN. Playing as the cat was much better though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >XD Kitty combos!! =333
      But in a good way. Like finding a way to fondly remember something you've been conditioned to cringe at.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >this DUMB FRICKING CAT

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna be real with you every time Kale opens his mouth I expect Handsome Jack's voice to come out

        Anyone have the raw backgrounds that you can get from the points store?

        https://www.steamcardexchange.net/index.php?gamepage-appid-1817230
        here ya go mate

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Are they supposed to be dimmed?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Those are the actual files used in the Steam profiles, it's usually up to the developer how bright they are. It would also be up to the devs to release the originals so I'm afraid I can't help you there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aw man, don't tell me they're gonna pull that cliche "the animal gets hurt so the hero breaks his mind control" shit
      >camera moves behind 808 and I get control

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh.... forspoken troonie is having a meltdown...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If the content of this post feels disingenuous and phony it's-
        It doesn't, so I will continue to browse the thread.

        >getting defensive
        So he is right then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >is this a shill thread? say yes and if you say no then you're saying yes
          damn, checkmate. good job.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Correct, i wasn't asking if it was or not.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And I wasn't asking if I could tell you to frick off or not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If the content of this post feels disingenuous and phony it's-
      It doesn't, so I will continue to browse the thread.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Edgy rival based on numetal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, I'm hoping for an edgy rival with an acoustic who plays Spanish guitar. Maybe has a partner who hits the castanets.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    808 bros, how long will we have to wait for our turn at a pillow?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I need.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Approximately 897 seconds

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    korsica needs a singular mole on the cheek

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The art style is definitely its strongest points. It reminds me of Ben10 or the faux anime cartoons had in the mid 2000's. But it also leans more into a western art style so that it doesn't feel uncanny like RWBY.
    And I think they did a fantastic job on the cel-shading because of how clean it looks. I look forward to any GDC conferences if the devs decide to do a showcase on how they achieved it consistently in-engine.

    but I won't be getting the game because I'm dog shit at rhythm games

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >was getting raped by the Samurai's parry shit on Very Hard
    >now getting fricked by the crows later on in the same mission
    I regret starting on Very Hard bro's... I am starting to get fricking F I L T E R E D
    Can't even change it without starting a new save

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just dodge or parry the shockwave that triggers the showdown, if you bypass it twice they transition back to normal combat and you can just kill them normally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the birds are just pure cancer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're annoying but I just made a replay of their showdown the first time I got to it and studied it. They weren't too bad after that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The birds are easy to break though. Just magnet + hit them while Pepper shoots at them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man Kale is going to frick you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man Kale is going to frick you.

      My thoughts exactly, lol. I spent the whole game getting A and S ranks and then his third phase kicks in and totally rapes me. For me it was those damn laser drones, didn't seem like they were timed to the song.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are timed to the song, they just also hit on off-beats, so the second Kale says "Try dodging this" you have to just stop and hear the 'charging up' sound they make for the exact rythem to counter towards.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Alright cool. I'll keep that in mind for my next run. I feel like I need to mess with the audio sliders a bit so I can hear the music better. Might just be my setup, but it seems like the music is too quiet most of the time.

          Been a musician for 20 years (a real one, not just a guitar wanker) and I still almost got filtered by the end there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never touching anything past hard.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the cat's necklace is the Metallica star logo
    I love this game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's actually the kanji for echo? 響

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when did games stop being fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when they stopped focusing more on the game part and treated it as an accessory to "MUH CINEMATIC STORY"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Business men and suits started to take part in the game design instead of letting the creatives just do what they want.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Needs to be a careful balance. For every game ruined by suits being moronic, there are just as many ruined by giving the creatives free reign to do whatever.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Needs to be a careful balance
          Absolutely fricking not. Creatives having free reign leads to higher results in product variety across the market. Suits designing games results in products feeling too similar and market stagnation. Suits should focus on selling the product because they only think in numbers, nothing more.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, creatives having total free reign generally leads to bloated projects that go into development hell and come out as complete messes. You need impartial, uncaring no fun allowed suits (or at least people able to put themselves in that mindset) setting budget and time limitations or else the creatives go full moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Budget and time limitations has nothing to do with game design, that just time management. Everyone has to adhere to restraints within any project.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Black person editors exist for a reason and even best works of art have them.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's Mimosa for me, bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Made for facials
      I'm still waiting

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kind of surprised no one's done anything perverted with Peppermint putting the mind control software into Chai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get your mind out of the gutter, anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having mind controlled Chai all to yourself bros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Kale planning to mind control the masses purely so he wouldn't have to do product research anymore
        >his sister does it so she can molest them
        Kale is obviously the best Vandelay sibling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Give it time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Personally waiting on the 3D stuff myself. The models got ripped a couple days ago so…

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Which of the girls in this game is going to look the hottest nude? I can't decide

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Roqueforte The Black Blade

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best boss

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great game, but I find Chai to be very unlikeable. Is it just me?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeh

        I just find him annoying.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can see someone feeling that way. I was mostly neutral/occasionally amused by him but he won me over in the end.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'll take your word for it since I haven't beaten the game yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's pretty unlikable in the first act, then still too stupid to be endearing until around Track 6 or 7. Then he's fully come around by 8. I think the idea is that he's portrayed as being a better person the more he's around other people he would call his friends, whereas when he's alone he's way too focused on himself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, first of all, what dub are you playing it on?
        And second of all, he isn't that unlikeable, he's just a silly dork, but a silly CAPABLE adorkable teen/young adult.

        Well I'm at the part after he gets knocked out and you have to escape jail. I'm also playing in English. I don't mind the voice acting. I just don't like the person he is. He really pisses me off sometimes with what he says.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'll give you some amnesty, usually characters like him have their moments of cleverness or quick-wit, but only towards the end does that side of him ever show. He's consistently dumb for a while.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, first of all, what dub are you playing it on?
      And second of all, he isn't that unlikeable, he's just a silly dork, but a silly CAPABLE adorkable teen/young adult.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's like easily the best character in the game. I find everyone else to be aggressively milquetoast.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first game in a long time that I've actually stayed up past bed time because I was hooked. I'm going to be fricking knackered tomorrow. Also it's funny they used the Ghostwire font in the menus kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the jokes are off the chart honestly from twin peaks to xenogears they seemed to just have fun with the game

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what color are peppermint's nipples?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her mother is Indian but I get a feeling the father was a white chad given how Kale turned out. Coin flip odds between pink or brown nipples.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dark skin, dark nipples, no exceptions.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play Hi-fi Rush

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sequel when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably never. This doesn't feel like franchise material to me. Bought themselves a free pass to getting something else new and original approved I'd bet though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully never, sequels nearly always ruin an IP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No need to rush or ruin it, if they did they likely wouldn't polish the mechanics like they need to and would probably double down on the smaller safe and woke shit in it. Let some time pass for a better game, enjoy what we have now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No sequel but I can see some DLC with playable Korsica campaign or something or full on Special Edition.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOW CAN TARGET IN THIS GAME? IS IT POSSIBLE TO TARGET? I HATE I CANNOT TARGET ENEMY??? SOMEONE CONFIRM??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is no lock on in this game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WHY NO LOCK? I DONT LIKE TARGET AUTO NEAREST ENEMY?? WHY NO LOCKING MAKE IT BETTER?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Making the player have to manually lock and do directional inputs for moves while trying to keep rhythm was probably a real problem in development.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't auto target Chang, it attacks in the direction you're facing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            DOES THAT IS AUTO TARGET ? HELLO????

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It does autotarget to some degree, like if you're using the grapple chain or summon someone. But it doesn't restrict you too much despite technically being "locked" on.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ah fair, I was thinking primarily in regards of the combat itself. Figured they assumed it was something like Bamham combat

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They put more effort into conversations about quitting at any time not making sense than trying to make quitting at any time make sense. I love this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This shit actually makes me wonder how much of this game's meta jokes are about development in general or about this game in particular.

      I mean there are suspiciously A LOT of jokes related to cutting content or running out of budget for cool shit and even at the end there is a credits song literally going that they had to remove stuff etc.

      I actually wonder how much was removed from it because the game itself feels rather complete. Maybe Roquefort and Kale stages feel like they planned a mission or 2 more there.

      Definitely feels less rushed tho than DMC4 with 2nd half of backtracking or DMC5 with Dante dropping the daddy reveal and Nero going through full character development in 30 minutes where it feels like 5 missions in-between are missing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the game itself feels rather complete
        I suppose that's one of the benefits of the game being released the way it did. They had as much time as they needed to round some edges and make it all piece together without any signs of "cut content"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All games have cut content, even the ones that are incredibly polished and complete. Same goes for books and movies, and all other creative works. In fact, it's probably the reason they feel so polished and complete. The hardest but maybe most important skill to cultivate as an artist is knowing when to cut away the things you like. You have to be able to tell when something you're in love with just isn't going to work, either for artistic reasons or practical "you're not getting this done" reasons.

        I wouldn't necessarily view these meta references as emblematic of Hi-Fi Rush's development in particular, other than it definitely happened to it and they were probably thinking about that when they made it. But it's also probably true everyone who worked on other games before has encountered this situation too, and was also considering those moments as well.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is the thing on 808's collar? Is it kanji?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kanji for hibi(ki), also looks like metallica.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's actually the kanji for echo? 響

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kino of the year or is it another cyberpunk type shilling campaign?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Solid game, don't know about GOTY though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        GOTY would be hard this year. Just off the top of my head there's Harry Potter, Spider Man, and Zelda. And I'd watch out for Armored Core too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Armored Core is going to make a lot of people anal pained when it isn't a souls-like at all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I was more mildly miffed we didn't get a new Echo Night game, it would have been perfect
            >We have the technology now to make photorealistic graphics
            >FROM gets to make something other than souls-likes and action games
            >could set it literally anywhere

            Then again I never played any armored core game, so this could come down to me simply not understanding what I'm missing out on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you mean what will get nominated yeah, but I'm not seeing how Hogwarts or Zelda will be better than this game. Granted I'm not into Zelda or Open World so it's not aimed at me at all, but HL looks actively bad. Spidey 2 could be actual GOTY material if they expand on the first and have Symbiote gameplay in there, one of the few open world games where it's always fun to just move.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            SM2's prolly gonna be rushed since it was slated for next year

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're literally not comprable because Cyberpunk was advertised for literal years before coming out and that hype was constant. All these comparisons people are making to Hi-fi in regards to being a shill don't hold up to any scrutiny when you consider there was literally no talk of this game until exactly when it dropped.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hate to put it this way, but it's probably going to be one of those games that feels like GOTY while its fresh in the mind, but many probably won't hold to that view by the end of the year when they play other games.
      Not putting the game down, I love it, that's just how things seem to go.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Output duration: 00:01.835
    Output bitrate: 304581 Kbps
    Output file size: 66.63 MiB
    Overall time spent: 00:39.064

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, and I upped my gamma after you lot complained. happy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you make your webms look so clean anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >litterbox isn't loading

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        litterbox doesn't stream data that quick for downloads, they don't have the bandwidth unfortunately
        https://temp.sh/ZCKzO/quite%20the%20spectacle.webm

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the game
    I love it. I actually felt something and it's been a long time since a game was able to do that. I might actually do some of the side content. There's the tower, the doors and just the ranks plus the mural. Is there more customization for chai that you can unlock?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, tons of the achievements on the poster board give outfits for different characters including Chai. Even if most of it is full outfits

      This shit actually makes me wonder how much of this game's meta jokes are about development in general or about this game in particular.

      I mean there are suspiciously A LOT of jokes related to cutting content or running out of budget for cool shit and even at the end there is a credits song literally going that they had to remove stuff etc.

      I actually wonder how much was removed from it because the game itself feels rather complete. Maybe Roquefort and Kale stages feel like they planned a mission or 2 more there.

      Definitely feels less rushed tho than DMC4 with 2nd half of backtracking or DMC5 with Dante dropping the daddy reveal and Nero going through full character development in 30 minutes where it feels like 5 missions in-between are missing.

      Half this game is a love letter towards other shit they though was cool, and the other half is legit a direct stab at work ethics and the industry as it currently stands. It's also all told by everyone over the age of 20 that in and of itself is rather refreshing. It honestly shows you don't NEED to have everyone in the teenager age group for stuff of this nature.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a webm of the final all out attack?
    i biffed mints final

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >final attack starts
      >realize I don't know the Xbox controller layout
      >biff half the team's finishers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think I either pressed the buttons too early or the timing was off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Went and got it just for you, biffed a button or two but it worked out. It's very colorful though so with just 4 MB it's a bit grainy at 720p.

      Also here for it looking a little cleaner at 1080. https://youtu.be/RXqtQcla6gs

      Can I get Korsica's in her suit if possible?

      Sure, hang on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Peppermint midriff
    >Korsica midriff
    >No Mimosa midriff
    Tango's artists are cruel indeed

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are you people saying gato sexo when korsica exists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People latch onto the weirdest least-human option around here, it's normal. Korsica Sexo is superior. Also REKKA SEXO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unga bunga Rekka steamy hot aggressive sex

        >Still early enough in the game's lifespan where there's scant few rule 34 pics
        it's not fair, I need Rekka to wreck me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Patience is key

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Had a flash thought of wreck it ralph and rekka fricking

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          rekka is finnish for a truck

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/exaekh.mp3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roxanne mind control incest blowjob/sex when

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tip: If you didn't S-rank a fight, quickly quit to hideout and go back in and you can redo it

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >kill Roxanne's son
    >she doesn't even mention it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      By Kale's own admission he wasn't her favorite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you had to be a prisoner in your own body for 20 years, I'm sure you would lose any sense of sentiment with the person who did it to you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the whole 'the bosses actually die' thing is just weird enough that I'm not sure if they're going to commit to it or not

      I can see them return in a future game/DLC with little to no explanation as to how they all survived getting exploded/buried in gold

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gives Chai a position that is the equivalent of being an unpaid intern
      Maybe Vandelay under Roxanne isn't so great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't die, he exploded.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unga bunga Rekka steamy hot aggressive sex

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here it is. The webm no one asked for of everyone being tired during their idling poses in the costume selector.
    >chunk of Macaron was cut off at first
    >included more in the crop
    >Macaron still too big
    Whatever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Devs had no reason to do this
      >Do it anyway
      I think this is what I missed the most from games back in the day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peppermint and Korsica look like they both have big fat puffy pussies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get Korsica's in her suit if possible?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The AA really doesn't seem to like this suit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good lord what a woman. Thanks anon.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just beat the game and holy shit this was great, the gameplay, dialogue and the visuals were top-notch, honestly I'm sad that I beat it now i gotta wait for another game to be this good to come out.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sex with chai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. korsica
      Or maybe 808

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      constant bed breaking sex with chai

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Korsica.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >played half the game never doing any air combos involving heavy attacks because I would always just do the downward slam
    >drove me insane at some point so I spent half an hour trying to understand why Chai is just slamming the frick out of the floor instead of doing whatever combo he's supposed to be doing
    >read the description of the aerial slam move
    >you can cancel out of any combo by moving LS in any direction and hitting the heavy attack
    And now I feel like a fricking moron, lel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's an option to disable that.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it me or do they waste no time showing korsica's fat ass every chance they get

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Half the reason people care about media is to jerk off to the characters in it so probably deliberate, yeah.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time we had so many hot women in vidya?

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from the major characters, the rest of the NPCs are just robots, right?
    What happened to the human crowd at the start?

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone want to frick the cat
    What is wrong with you people

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    808 is unironically the best character in the game

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the raw backgrounds that you can get from the points store?

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all this shipgayging
    You frickers better not be writing fanfiction

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's probably for the porn more than anything.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle-Futa

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would normally agree but I wanna rail her pussy and play with her firm but still soft enough muscle breasts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >massaging her pecs under her breasts after "spotting" for her lifting session

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You frickers better be writing fanfiction

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      more like gayfiction, because everyone who writes that shit makes the gayest, most cringe shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my headcanon is expanding at an alarming rate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get that keyboard clacking anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good thing we're all anon here, that way I can admit that I'm constantly checking AO3 to see if there's a Hi fi rush section added yet

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished the game and immediately spent all my money on clothes, rate my Chai and post your own.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you look like you enjoy sucking dick, homosexualboy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly usually leave the glasses off since the way Chai's eyes move tend to add to the cutscenes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How'd you get those shades?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        buy the superstar set

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly surprised by how much shit there is for Chai

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm honestly kinda shocked that
        >it's basically all in-game unlockables
        >the best clothes are the in-game unlockables and the DLC stuff is actually super mild in comparison
        >you don't even unlock the customization system until after the game is over, where most games shove it in your face immediately to maximize engagement and drive sales
        I didn't know there even was a proper custom clothing feature until the credits had rolled

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      need to do more runs, gotta get more money for more dumb clothes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shame the cutscenes make the costume switches so jarring, but eh, what can you do?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are the 3D cutscenes not in-engine?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most are, but there's a few that aren't, if I'm not mistaken.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They are, but there's elements that are 2D baked in, along with the video segments.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My fricking sides, I just went and tried this scene because you posted that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I also finished the game, where do you buy more clothes?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Talk to CNMN

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Talk to Cinnamon to open the clothing menu and then right trigger to open the store.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where is all the futa?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PORN WHEN

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    808

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"The Perfect Drug" starts playing as a boss track

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know if a GNR-020 is going to fire one shot or two? I can't see any indication and while I know it's probably easier to just dodge, I would like to be able to parry them consistently.

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would the game be better if it was exactly the same except for each girl having a visible bulge and would sometimes get hard while talking to Chai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, because they both already have fat pussy bulges

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Futa on Male
      It would be worse. Granted the only girl I think would work well as futa would be Peppermint, fricking Rekka & Mimosa as a way to vent her frustrations with nuVandelay and also in Korsica not being in her league.

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only bad thing I can really say about this game is the faces look a bit too normal imo, kinda wish they went out of their way to look wackier

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a link to the models or are willing to rip/upload them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Need those as well for several extremely unsavory reasons

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the cat crown cosmetic?

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lads, im down fricking bad for peppermint, its unreal
    Its getting real serious
    I just look at her ass in game, and i just crumble, have to rub one off
    Frick

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about gata sexo turned into a 476+ replies thread
    Gatachads we just keep on winning

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3D > 2D > 3D transitions
    The devs are just flexing aren't they.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That and using such for loading buffers. The first rail grind with the smoke is a hyper obvious loading screen. If anything it's both a mask along with a really creative optimization.

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the delivery drone locations in Track 5?

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHHHH PEPPERMINT BUTT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you make this anon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        was going to draw some more but I have work interrupting me everyday

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The wage cage is a boon to many my friend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Awooga

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna sniff then lick her butthole

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Korsica's ripped stockings
    SEX

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want you guys to know that I really really really like that I can see Korsica in a sports bra with my own two eyes

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Chai
    >Peppermint
    >Macaron
    >Cinnamon
    Did someone in the Dev Team get a sweetooth when they were coming up with these names?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Or fans of the toriyama works

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope of they do a sequel we get a vergil equivalent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Design-wise, Korsica is kind of the Vergil to Chai's Dante, it's just her fight isn't conventional. Still the best boss fight in the game for how engaging it is.

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Xbox trannies trying to shill the cat they want to frick
    Back to R*ddit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
      $10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM
      >THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
      $10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM
      >THIS MOVIE HAS NO POST-CREDITS SCENE
      $10 FOR A TICKET TO A 90 MINUTE FILM

      >Game comes out out of nowhere
      >It's obviously a good game and people want to talk about it
      >SHILLS SHILLS SHILLS

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone wants to frick Chai, 808, Peppermint, and Korsica
    >Nothing about Smidge
    Why would you do this to him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DENTED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Smidge
      >Would be able to know exactly what kind of deprived kinks you'd want done and do them all just as you'd hope someone would preform.
      >Already knows when you'd be satisfied and would end without needing to say a word.
      There's a reason why the Fridge is smug. Also no one could draw that out as perfect as needed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I rather get uninterested hand jobs from Lucille or just normal sex with the female bits with the hair and lipstick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OL-404 units got some wide hips

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So is vandaley also like a school or something? Also what do they do with the body parts they replace? Chais arm was just broken but could've healed.

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