>98% on Rotten Tomatoes

>98% on Rotten Tomatoes

It's a masterpiece

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with her face?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bong goblina

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She is one Zuckerberg's body clones (type B body model)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's 98% rotten tomatoes, didn't you read the OP?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      inbreeding

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      israeli maybe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >her
      They unironically came out as a troony this week

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They
        Frick off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bri'ish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's called being British

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's how white people look like when it is not a nazi propaganda poster.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're losing our place in a world that no longer needs us. A world that now spurns our very existence. You should know that as well as I do. After I launch this weapon and get our billion dollars, we'll be able to bring chaos and honor back to this world gone soft.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >carrying a cholo flick-knife to the zombie apocalypse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You use it to stab people, silly. Every zombie apocalypse devolves into people vs. people conflict in a week because all writers are hacks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >because all writers are hacks.
        Give Sweet Home a watch. Probably some of the better pieces of Zombie Apocalype Fiction out there.
        >People in their community try to unite together
        >All zombies are special and hard to actually kill
        >Main characters start becoming better people because they're forced out of their shell

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is wrong with her face?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with her face?

      she does have a tard face indeed.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with her face?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until I write a review it'll be 97% when I'm done with it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to quote all the b-boys in the cut, no tricks in '96

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No tricks in '86 little fella, you're quoting a quote. Eric B is the king

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie apocalypse
    >without zombies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so its just an apocalypse then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So it's just a Cormac McCarthy novel?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    should I recommend it to my dad? I'm afraid the pozzism could be off the charts, you just know the homosexual dlc episode with the Black person kid will be cringe as shit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why we needed a series about a game that already was a story game?

    oh yeah, to cast a totally woke cast of actors.
    joel and his brother now are from mexico. his daughter is black. ellie looks loke 17, not 12-14.
    even lore changes confirmed.

    so why even take the franchise and not making something new?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They should've released a CGI movie without the gameplay sections.
      https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102194051

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why we needed a series about a game that already was a story game?

      Because the entertainment industry has been creatively bankrupt for at least 2 decades?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because it will sell

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!

    Get over yourselves, you saddos.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!
      This.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        !!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!

        this, also learn how REAL woman look like, touch grass incels

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Butifel British rose

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Real women don't have hilariously weird and offputting eyes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly the reason I'm not watching it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAAAAH!!!!! I CAN’T FAP TO THE ACTRESS PLAYING ELLIE AND JOEL’S DAUGHTER IS BLACK! WAAAAH!!!!!!
      Based. I agree

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Joel's daughter, the hardcore drug dealer, is black. You don't see a problem with perpetuating that stereotype?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Joel's daughter
        She's adopted

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You mean Joel's adopted daughter, the hardcore drug dealer, is black. You don't see a problem with perpetuating that stereotype?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >projecting your paedophilia and racism unto others
      classic degenerate leftist behaviour

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why her face looks like a blob?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be so ugly you have completely given up on embracing any kind of femininity
      lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what we call fetal alcohol syndrome now?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yep

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When she hit her head off the pole I laughed because why lean the frick out the window dumbass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Not identifying as a female so you can go to the bathroom after the cute office girl and lick the toilet seat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when i hear gender fluid what i really hear is "i finally came out as ugly"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way. The resemblance is uncanny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ellen Page
      >now bong girl
      What is it about sony turning women into trannies?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Movie critics are completely worthless, they give 10/10 to anything woke. Ironically the score in imdb is way more reliable now.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He believes paid reviews
    Oh you sweet summer child, you got a lot to learn

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what a hecking chonker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      5 head alien ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wqAdA5D.jpg

      >98% on Rotten Tomatoes

      It's a masterpiece

      what the FRICK is wrong with her face

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fetal alcohol syndrome

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      breh they made every female character a version of Jennifer lawrence back then didnt they even pedocore characters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would have watched it if she was hot. No thanks.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Realtalk: Is this 98% like where the critic score is blatantly bought and paid for like Resident Evil, Rings of Power, Halo, She-Hulk?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're not paid, that's the problem.
      Give them an ugly dyke and they will shill for free.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Realtalk: Is this 98% like where the critic score is blatantly bought and paid for like Resident Evil, Rings of Power, Halo, She-Hulk?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This movie is when I truly lost faith in RT critic and audience scores. Piece of trash

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You had faith in the first place. Both RT and Metacritic are not even close to reliable because you don't have to prove that you have watched the movie. Steam reviews for example show how much you have played the game, including how much you have played it by the time you wrote the review, if you received the game for free and if you refunded it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I had faith to the extent that near 100% both probably meant something was decent and divergence meant something was trash

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You had a good run though anon. I stopped giving a frick about critics with gone homosexual and the Citizen Kane of vidya.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Woman King is a well-acted and well-directed film. It's problem is that it's a white-washing piece of propaganda and literal lies.

          >bri'ish girls aren't attractive
          oi, u takin' a fookin piss, m8?

          She's incredibly chavvy looking.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Women can't be kings

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Which is why the word Queen exists

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that a queen?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I liked a lot of that movie but frick me it was so inaccurate to the point where it was offensive to even Africans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ok but is this going to be a series where there's a STARK difference between the critic score, what's happening on the screen and the audience score?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >audience score
          You think homosexuals will let you give this shit the score it deserves?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You think homosexuals will let you give this shit the score it deserves?
            Yes.

            This movie is when I truly lost faith in RT critic and audience scores. Piece of trash

            Why?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot pic.

            >You think homosexuals will let you give this shit the score it deserves?
            Yes.

            This movie is when I truly lost faith in RT critic and audience scores. Piece of trash

            Why?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn she's ugly. Sorry i cant. They also turned Joel into a racemixing cuck and also Tommy that now has a sheboon as wife. They arent even trying to hide it anymore. Frick USA and their Black fetish.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bri'ish girls aren't attractive
    oi, u takin' a fookin piss, m8?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of attractive british women, but for some reason they either frick themselves up with terrible cosmetic surgery or don't go into show business. Acting in particular seems to be focused more on skills than appearance here than in the states for women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Body double.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >masterpiece
    Are you sure it was a masterpiece?

    Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Critics always give high scores to woke trash, it means nothing.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like your positivity OP, keep it up

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh, videogames?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still fricking mad HBO Max removed Snowpiercer I was still on season 1.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH, A MASTER PIECE OF SHIT!

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take thing
    >remove the shit that made it interesting
    >recast it for maximum GGP
    >get the guy who ruined it to sign off on it as being legit because hes a clout goblin that fears his irrelevance
    >HBOMax presents: The Woking Dead.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cast ugly people
    >Must be art
    Every time

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can we at least get a Knives Out video game

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel before Druckmann.

    I SAID KNEEL.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They need to get started on another Game of Thrones spinoff, can't be waiting two years between every 10 episodes of House of the Dragon.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when is it gonna be on RARBG?
    I need something to watch and Im bored

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rotten tomatoes is a shit reference for the quality of anything

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rotten Onions

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I'm glad if it turns out good. The game fricked the ending, which was the only thing it had that was worth a damn. If they manage to actually sell you the idea that the Fireflies are actually capable of developing a cure, that Ellie's on board with the procedure and that they aren't just crazy frickups that want to leave Joel to die for no fricking reason, then it might be good. For a zombie apocalypse plot, anyway.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And yet i couldn't give a single frick.
    Odd isn't it?
    I don't know what the games are all about to begin with.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >A bunch of israelites said some israeli movie is good

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No spores

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