>A Dark Spirit has invade-

>A Dark Spirit has invade-

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dark spirit has inv-

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let the Italians see this image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is breaking spaghetti in half considered such a bad thing? I prefer half-length ones over the long ones any day, so I break them in half almost every time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        theyre extremely shitty to grab with the fork because theyre too small to do that roll thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I prefer half-length ones over the long ones any day, so I break them in half almost every time.
        Then choose a different kind of pasta like tagliatelle or fettucine. Spaghetti is supposed to go all around the fork.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not slurping
          ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          who gives a frick?
          How about you put your mouth all around my wiener, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too late

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Italians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based italians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao thats great

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Master of world defeated. Returning with newfound humanity.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how would you guts have genuinely improved invasions in DS3? I love arenas and huge 3 v 3 battles in Anor Londo/ Irithyll and casual invasions are pretty fun as well. Only thing that pisses me off is when the invader runs behind mobs and then I have to slash through the entire map just to chase them down, which is the whole point i guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Invader gets one estus.
      Host gets no estus. Can only summon one phantom, once, after the invader has come in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Host gets no estus.
        Nice bait. Almost had me believing you were a legitimate manchild who thinks the world should revolve around you because you want to invade someone trying to get through an area.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Play offline if you just want to play singleplayer. If you're online then you're literally begging for me to come in and smack your shit up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just make being killed by one either not lose souls or at least not make you lose your last bloodstain. Otherwise I'm not going to fight some guy hiding behind a pack of enemies in a pitched battle I'm guaranteed to lose.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are not guaranteed to loose that if you're good enough, plus you have a seed of giants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phantoms that are unable to heal via estus. Team damage is on during invasions for the hosts and friendly phantoms, but they only deal 1/3 of their damage output against their peers. This would be crucial for the invasions because ganking was a problem that has been ruining the invasions for a long time.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    stop shitting up the board fricking homosexual

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A dark spirit has invaded

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a problem unless it's a smelly nerd reading meta guides, playing through half the game at low SL only to go seal clubbing at highwall for hours on end.
    Tried to get my friend into Dark Souls and he quit because of the griefers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im phonegayging so i guess nothing happens?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nothing happened to me at least as far as i can tell

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MAMA MIA

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a dark spirit has inva-

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Teach me how to make some spaghetti sauce with common ingredients. I always frick it up and i have no idea what i am doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aglio e olio is tasty as frick and only needs olive oil, parsley and garlic. Try this guy's videos, quite simple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blend some tomatoes parsley oregano basil and parm salt pepper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      put sphaggetti in boiling water, wait until it gets noodly, but not raw on the inside
      after its done, get it out of the water so it doesnt overcook and become a glue
      i recommend doing the tomato sauce first because the pasta is quick to get done, the sauce takes a bit more time

      cut onion pieces and put them in a pot, alongside some olive oil, if you want bacon add them before the onions alongside the olive oil
      pour the tomato sauce in the pot, season it, and let it boil
      its one of the easiest and quickest foods out there to make really

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Add some spinach for some healthiness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Something that Non-Italians often forget is to not drain all the starchy pasta water, it acts as a thickener for the sauce

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          While true, you should also rinse pasta before putting it into the water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >boil noodles
      >drain almost all water by putting the lid on the pot and pouring it out
      >leave a little bit behind
      >throw in 1-2 bouillon cubes
      >mix thoroughly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Marco-Pierre White

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >an italian dark spirit ha-

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A Dark Spirit has invaded

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      amazing. now i gotta think of a pun to go with those games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOO MAX DON'T DO IT

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