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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's snowver

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fbpb

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$30
    >4 hours
    >moba

    Even the devs know this game is shit lmao

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still have no idea what the frick it is. Every trailer got the game. it just looks terrible and unfocused

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a tps hero shooter but with south park and moba, tower defense elements

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a tps hero shooter but with south park and moba, tower defense elements
        kek my idiot friends pre-ordered it because they thought it was South Park Diablo and love their goyslop grind games. They are going to be so mad

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek I was actually gonna get it because it looked like South Park diablo. Guess not

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >South Park Diablo and love their goyslop grind games.

          It's not, the platinum can be done in 5 hours

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does it every trailer got the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a tps hero shooter but with south park and moba, tower defense elements
        Mate that sounds like the babble Randy used to describe Battleborn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >makes r/southparksnowdayrule34
          hey dont tell anyone but I think people have been posting south park rule 34 eyeemoji eyeemoji

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tps hero shooter but with south park and moba, tower defense elements
        so you're telling me that if this game was good, we could've gotten a successor to dungeon defenders?
        god fricking damn it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.
      I don't know what this means

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >find some cool trailer
        >it has no game at all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      #
      >every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha forced unfunny reply screencap lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *jumps down from counter and points at you*
        YOU'RE AN UNFUNNY REPLY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      repeat what he says with image!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      anonymous

      FRICK OFF REDDIT israeliteS LITERALLY EAT CHILDREN

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the yotsubato polBlack person again
        Thread was fun while it lasted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le epic samegayging replier
      Removing IP count was a mistake

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick did they remove it anyhow?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To make astroturfing easier

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's an election this year and asiaticmoot wants money.
          Anything that impedes people with money from influencing public opinion is being removed from every social media platform. Ganker is no exception.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but this doesn't benefit one side more than the other. it can be abused by anyone.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Which mean double the money for the asiatic, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But you can view it on GankerX or a script right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The counter was removed from the API, so no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GankerX
          no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GankerX
          no

          its joever...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

      Learn English or don’t speak it. You will only inconvenience others and make a fool of yourself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm moronic. Explain this to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted to say 'every trailer the game got' and mixed it up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick does this have so many replies, this is such an innocuous typo, I legitimately don't understand what you morons are laughing at.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally one guy and he's not even trying to hide it.
        Little does he know spamming is against the rules. 🙂

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So is announcing a report.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't. he just said it's against the rules. Read you dumb Black person.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nevermind
              autism is against the rules too

              [...]

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its 1 samegay and it couldn't be more obvious

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is he saying, I seriously don't get it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Best I can figure out is Every trailer not the game as in none of the trailers show gameplay but written poorly even with not instead of got.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's saying 'every trailer the game got looked unfocused', it's that simple

            Thanks

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're welcome

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's saying 'every trailer the game got looked unfocused', it's that simple

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IP counter gone is the death of this website. That's all I have to say.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is going on in that video?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This post has a lot of replies so I reply to it too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the gamRunTime Error in java code :- Exception in thread “main” java.lang.StackOverflowError
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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Computer Science Freshman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every trailer got the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.
      trailerCHADS, we keep winning!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gameGODS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I welcome these new pepes over any sharties anyday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put me in the screencap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a cloud that dragons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ebin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game
      Probably what trey and matt think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Writing "got" instead of "of" made everyone shit and piss their pants
      Really Black folk?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, this place IS ESL Central

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based esl poster

          HAHA GOTTEM

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just one moron spamming, don't mind him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I already miss IP count

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nevermind, thanks god they removed the IP count.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          schizophrenia. i can personally guarantee you that as of this moment

          there are at least two of us now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based esl poster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every trailer got the game
      what

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so mad that one of my most replied post on this fricking site has come from a typo I made while half awake.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit happens

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you deserve it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next time proofread before posting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally a forced thing by a spamming moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A simple typo like this doesn't warrant this much of a reaction.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just underage users who really want to be in their first screenshot

    • 3 weeks ago
      anonymous

      STOP MASS REPLYING TO THIS YOU Black personhomosexualS THIS IS NOT REDDIT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP IIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tranime

        It's literally a forced thing by a spamming moron

        As opposed to figuratively a forced thing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

        • 3 weeks ago
          anonymous

          anime website shithead

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not since hiro left and /misc/ took over

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the neet screams out as the one thing he has left is overran and he's been replaced

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            american website you slanderous filth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

      So like 3 copies sold or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screencap, Reddit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every trailer got the game

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We missed out on a potential south park xcom clone based on the airsoft episode
    I hate the morons making these shit decisions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We missed out on a potential south park xcom clone based on the airsoft episode
      this right here would have been a good idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean marioxrabbids clone

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds on par with where the show is now

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that ign giving a fricking 3? did hell freeze over?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South Park has become increasingly more low effort. The games turning to shit is unsurprising. Trey and Matt have a collective net worth $1.2billion and could fund a better game, by the way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, imagine bg3 south park parody

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re too busy funding the real life Casa Bonita

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole were the closest thing for a pre-S20 episode.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stick of Truth, yes. Fractured But Whole, absolutely not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FBW fricking sucked

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder south park died in season 11.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 19, season 20 is one of the worst shit i see in my life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it was the Hillary/Trump season when they started doing season-long narratives

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This anon is correct, but it's because they didn't account for both outcomes of the election while writing the season around it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell were they thinking there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >got so incredibly ass blasted because they thought it was impossible for Trump to win they spent the next 4-5 years shitting on Trump
        >to my knowledge they STILL refuse to mention Biden despite his senility literally writing episodes for themselves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when they started doing season-long narratives
        Agreed. If you had to pin the shows downfall on just one thing, it's them shifting to season-long stories. Just ruined the feel of the show.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not the best season but like, it’s the season with Guitar Queer-O, by default a 7/10 season

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That episode had potential about Randy Marsh with real guitar and fake “guitar” about how he would make children learn that real guitar is better, and saying Guitar Hero “is just fricking gay”, but it just turned into generic mockumentary about musician fell from grace, but with Guitar Hero.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the "just learn real guitar" talking point was so gay and by the time it hit south park was already tired. You can learn how to play guitar hero in 4 minutes, whereas you can spend an entire month remembering the basic chords. not knocking learning guitar but one is a game and the other is a very very very long time investment skill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guitar Queero made me stop watching it was that fricking boring.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just cynical, the finale is season 17 with the black friday trilogy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They died when boys stopped being boys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well, it used to be liberalism with an edge
      now it's just liberalism because they're old. It isn't funny. They're as afraid of offending people as everything else.

      Show needs to end

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious that Trey and Matt think that there are good elements to PC culture which is why they pull their punches here and there in regards to the topic. They could easily make a big stink about certain modern topics but I think it is obvious that they wouldn't want to start shit at home. It's a little different when you're picking your fights with muzzies in different countries or China (which is on a different continent).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It died when they crossed the line and made fun of Trump for no reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the second they had to rewrite a season because they bet on Hillary winning killed the show (and why couldn't they just continue as they were anyways)?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The episode where Obama and McCain planned a heist was a safeguard that was modular enough for whoever won irl, would stay as the president as everyone else escaped. Why didn't they rehash that for the 2016 election?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why didn't they rehash that for the 2016 election?
            Because they were 100% sure Hillary will win, duh

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The episode was mainly supposed to be about Bill Clinton (original title was The First Gentleman) so Hilary and Trump weren't supposed to be THAT important to it, but they still put themselves into a corner since it required the former to win.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if anything they rehash too much

            gags like cartmans relationship or tegridy farms that are funny once or twice stick around for literally years

            that more than anything else tanked the show

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not something like how the Cred episode is just Chinpokomon if you put in all the worst tropes the newer seasons have?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >for no reason
        He's a billionaire nepo baby that lives in a golden penthouse in israelite York City and flyover god-fearing morons think he represents their interests.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hes not gonna live there anymore after New York seizes the tower since they slapped him with an illegal ~$450 million dollar fine that no one is going to contest because its run by the deep state, KEK

          and i say that as someone who would rather have trump than anyone on the left

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >~$450 million dollar fine
            it was reduced today to $175 million
            https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-25/trump-bond-reduced-to-175-million-as-he-appeals-ny-fine

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when you have almost 3 seasons dedicated to making a fool of a single non-character (because every episode was almost a 1:1 situations of real life) it gets stale real quick, every celebrity took some shit in the show, that was the point, that was parody, these seasons were not because he was a boogeyman, no matter what the episodes were, the punchline was "urgh garrison (trump) right?"
          Just like Randy and his farm, we had 2 seasons of "oh no, we are unhappy, I will sell more weed, oops didn't work, Sharon is mad, I'll do the same again next week"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trump is that big of a moron though. Like another level of moronism. Anyone who think he isn't clearly see something I don't see to excuse his permannent morony.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped watching in 2013, dunno what season it was but I could feel the quality slipping and decided it was best to hop off the train there. I did eventually play Stick of Truth and loved it, then attempted to play Fractured But Whole and dropped it within a couple hours because it was clearly not up to par. South Park really was firing on all cylinders all the way through the 2000s, sad to hear the decline is worse than I even imagined.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking season 10 personally.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most shows get stale after six seasons. South Park stopped being interesting when 'every' episode per season became just blatant commentary on pop culture, rather than being a subtle supplementing device for original stories about the boys simply being boys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      South Park was declining since Season 8/9, but its REAL death was that season where they moved away from one-off episodes and toward a bunch of running gags that all tie together like Arrested Development. The Lorde season.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking season 10 personally.

        season 10 has some of the best episodes they ever made. the hybrid cars, manbearpig, the world of warcraft episode, the woman teacher episode and the cartman dog trainer episode. you're moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stan and the gang were always learning lessons, but they were always far more of a formality like "this is a show, this is what shows do" now when Stan and the gang learn a lesson its less Stan and the gang learning a lesson and more Trey and Matt looking you dead in the eye and telling you how to behave

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when was Imaginationland? that's when it really felt like jumping the shark.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was season 10, which I think is when South Park actually died, same season as World of Warcraft episode.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah another anon earlier mentioned some "good" episodes to defend s10 and they were all shit except WoW. remember frickin manbearpig? ugh...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It died with the WoW episode, don’t even play WoW and it was all downhill from there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 10 1/2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 6, just like the Simpsons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Season 6, just like the Simpsons.
        Season 7 was one of Simpsons' best seasons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go as far as season 17. After that it really shits the bed until it just full on dies with the serialization.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 7 was the last good one after that it was hit or miss between episodes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Randy getting hard focused killed the show for me. He went from alright to just insufferable with nothing to redeem him and tegridy was the end of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. vape pussy mad Randy showed him out for what he is
        Just like roaches, running when the light comes on.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you blabbering on about. Randy focused episodes are generally awful the only exception is the world record shit episode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The show was already dead, but when pc principal was included as a regular , it was the final nail in the coffin, now the show is not even revelant anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Season 10, season 11 is terrible.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The guy who reviewed it loves Destiny 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its fun w/ friends I had a blast

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn they definitely didn't pay the tax

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dead on arrival

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does it look more like a mod for the N64 games than a sequel to stick of truth/fractured but whole

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Henrietta the only of the goth kids who keeps getting content?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she is based in one of the writers gf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So that's why they made cred instead of just calling it prime? To sell it as a skin in their shitty game?
      Lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fair-use/parody laws probably wouldn't allow them to sell it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, that's what I'm saying. They only named it cred so they could sell it as a skin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >free DLC
      Then why not just include it in the game in the first place?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Telemetry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >new gamemode
        Maybe its a level booster that makes you OP if you didn't know what you're getting into or something

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Old trick to get customers accustomed to buying things. Also enables deflection when people complain about DLC
        >come on bro they're giving you some for free

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Henrietta as shitty DLC
      she would be mad as frick and on her way to burn whoever made this piece of shit's house

      • 3 weeks ago
        anonymous

        she was a dlc party member in FBW

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uncharacteristicly

    Professional writing.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    anonymous

    should've just stayed 2D but no they had make cash grab frick em

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gif

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forsen played this for 3 hours, it was like one of those PS2 shovelware games where there's 2 enemy types and 1 attack animation that you constantly spam through the whole game.
    Not even a single good joke either, total shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of impressive in a depressing way when you consider even the cash grab phone game had some decent jokes like the ending having the kids get pissed off of you didn't spend any money to beat it

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so they just repeated their mistake? like exactly?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It turns out they don't have a clue what they're doing and Stick of Truth/FbH was a happy accident.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stick of truth/fbh devs were obsidian
        >snowy day devs are Question LLC????

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only stick of truth was obsidian fbh was ubisoft

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >stick of truth/fbh devs were obsidian
          No wonder it was actually decent.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I looked up the gameplay. It looks like a shitty asset store flip.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a soulful throwback to their PS1/N64 shovelware.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South Park was never good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk Probably was pretty good because they said Mormons were the right answer

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stick of Truth was pretty barebones but as a former south park gay i enjoyed it. I've never had any interest in butthole or this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fractured but whole is enjoyable but its not as good as stick of truth
      it also gets *really* fricking dark towards the end, especially with regards to what happens to the new kids parents

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >especially with regards to what happens to the new kids parents
        Yeah man, despite everything you do, no matter what, your dad still fricks your mom. i still cant believe he would do something so horrible.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes i agree anon its very traumatizing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Send off Chef for good in stick of truth
      >PC Principal throws him under the bus
      I'll never be not mad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PC principal is supposed to be an annoying homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter when said annoying homosexual 'on purpose' always win with no consequences.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very ironic considering they tried to make him a fricking homosexual by giving him a "wife" lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing stick of truth recently, and yeah. It's basic.
      But I admire how well it's put together. Even if it's easy and feels like an RPG for kids(probably the target), it doesn't feel like there's anything really extraneous or over-designed. Everything just works.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when stick of truth was still in development and matt and trey said they wanted to be more hands-on with the games to avoid repeating that old problem with shitty shovelware south park games? What happened to that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't give a frick anymore they've been checked out for years
      I don't even know why they keep the show running, they should just stick to making musicals to which they're clearly way more passionate about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were never not involved. I think even the kart game devs said they had to have weekly meetings with Matt and Trey while working on it. When the games got horrible reviews they tried to distance themselves from it. Give it three to five years, they'll be claiming they barely knew anything about Snow Day.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow this is all Kyle’s mom’s fault…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is she planning to do with that firearm?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >die-hard South Park fans
    despite photographic evidence i still dont believe people are actually unironic fans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sharon would flip the frick out of she saw this thot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is that alphabet flag supposed to represent?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the lesbian flag even though she's obviously not one and Randy is also not one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the lesbian flag even though she's obviously not one and Randy is also not one.

        According to a post on reddit the girl is indeed a lesbian yet obsessed with Randy Marsh. Judging by the room she's insane anyway, but remember that attraction to fictional characters doesn't necessarily correlate to attraction to the same thing in real-life.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >remember that attraction to fictional characters doesn't necessarily correlate to attraction to the same thing in real-life
          whoa. so what youre saying is if i have a bunch gay bara porno characters saved and posted all over my computer screen and real life walls... I can still say to people that i'm straight?
          this feels like a weird life hack

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, you're just admiring those pecs.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >"I'm not gay. I'm just admiring the way that this dude is able to ram his dick into this man's butthole...err... to assert dominance!"
              >"I plan to do this on a woman. Honest!"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally yes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Until you're taking it up the ass by another dude or viceversa you're not gay, at most you're just pretending.

                I understand now. I have now unlocked a new realm of enlightenment.
                I will no longer admonish the gay porn or the twink boys, but embrace it to test my straightness in front of my family.
                A new realm of pornography has been unlocked for me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Until you're taking it up the ass by another dude or viceversa you're not gay, at most you're just pretending.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick is this logic? im pretty sure gays can still be incels

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >merely pretending to be a homosexual when you rub your thingy to gay porn
                Unsubtle cope.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Im gay for posting Tony the tiger with a fat bulge all over my walls and wearing a t shirt that says "Tony the Tigers wiener is Grrrrrreat" but youre allowed to have a picture of Goku on your walls and be totally normal
            fallen earth

    • 4 weeks ago
      anonymous

      what a joke imagine putting anything on your bedroom walls I wouldn't

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Last time I had a bedroom in a videogame I put a fish trophy on the wall.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fujoshi series now, why do you think no one complained about the Creek episode despite it being about adults trying to ship two kids?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with that episode is that the joke went over everyone's heads and the people it was making fun of loved it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is the individual who calls you a vatBlack person and spams gore on /chug/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix >her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm autistic so I'm not sure if it's supposed to be obvious but I'm pretty sure that's a dude.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can fix >her

        This literally screams mentally ill biological woman.
        A mentally ill dude pretending to be a woman would approach this in a much cruder fashion, also most (if not all) mentally ill men pretending to be women don't have obsessions over men, only women.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a real good point actually. Most ftm trannies are into women because of course they are.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always liked southpark, watched it since I was a kid, and one of the few tv shows I actually keep up with as it releases but I don't think I'd ever want merch of it outside the blurays or whatever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But its fine when a man do it with his tranime wife

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never got a game based of good times with weapons
    feels bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And now we'll never get it.
      Despite the fact that they had the perfect opportunity with Dragon Ball's revival and now the death of Akira Toriyama.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This and DD2, I'm not sure I can take all these flops Gankerbros...

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >South Park

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God this fricking meme sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forced meme

        t. lost every argument in starship troopers threads

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't even watched starship troopers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forced meme

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt like stick of truth that much, felt like worse paper mario

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NuSouth Park is so shit, it goes out of its way to apologise for jokes it made in the past. Oh sorry we made fun of al gore, oh sorry we made fun of token blacks, oh mocking celebrities is okay but we should never have made fun of the democrats.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way they actually do this now, is there? Like there is no fricking way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it all started with PC principal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when does it do any of that
      i recall them making a gag about how tokens name was actually spelled 'tolkien' since it was supposed to be named after the writer, but the kids are dumbass children who can't spell anything so they spelled it as token
      thats not really apologizing for token being the token Black person of the show though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen how they write the show? They just yell nonsequiters at eachother until someone laughs and then write an entire show based off someone’s shitty pun in less than like 24 hours. It’s beyond slapdash and pointless for the viewer to decipher the “message” because it’s just a really bad joke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trey and matt dont care anymore, they have straight up said they will continue making the show until comedy central pulls the plug

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do you expect when comedy central is pulling a MTV and handing tray and matt literal sacks of cash for anything

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whats the alternative, give Jeff Ross more money for his cringe celebrity roasts?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there is none lmao, it's why they don't give a damn anymore, both of them know they it so why try

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wont be surprised when Rogan buys comedy central and makes it somehow even worse
              >AND NOW FOR ANOTHER 10 HOURS OF BURT KREISHER LYING!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Welcome back to the 4 hour special about Carlos Mencia stealing jokes and how he should be killed! next up weve got Joe Rogan stealing jokes from Dane Cook who stole his jokes from Richard Pryor and its a RIOT!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Matt Stone hasn't had anything to do with the series for like a decade now. He's not written a single episode in more than 15 years.
        It's another example of how multiple writers can create greatness while alone they fall apart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the token apology episode wasn't nearly as shit as the "girls are better at games" episode from that season

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can't believe south park went woke guy, even though they literally make fun of trannies in that same episode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the token apology episode wasn't nearly as shit
        It's still shit and made no sense, Tolkien is pronounced Toll-kee-in not Token.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of this happens except for apologizing to al gore. Dishonest post.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >except for apologizing to al gore
        qrd?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The of manbearpig makes fun of al gore's "super cereal" concerns about manbearpig (global warming) being an impending threat. This was back in the 2000's when the consensus on human-influenced global warming's existence wasn't all the way reached yet.

          Many years later, after the scientific and social consensus had been comfortably reached, a new episode was made confirming the existence of manbearpig and making fun of people who ignore it as it gores them to death.

          I would recommend watching the first episode and not the second one. This isn't for any political reason, rather because the first one was just more funny.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >after the scientific and social consensus had been comfortably reached
            that never happened tho

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It did. Most real chemists and biologists who have researched the matter will agree that humans are affecting the climate negatively in some capacity. Most regular people do too, and the question is how much it's actually being affected, and how to fix it. An increasingly bipartisan solution is to shift to nuclear energy over fossil fuels and sanction countries that refuse to scale back their pollution.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe in any of this shit because all the ~~*solutions*~~ seem to be nothing both redistribution of wealth through things like taxes and carbon credits only put on Western nations to redistribute money to organizations who will "research solutions" but will have no oversight or have to deliver anything and will just be corrupt people giving themselves high salaries.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >israeli scare parentheses
                Opinion discarded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >israeli
                It emphasizes big businesses and the wealthy and has nothing to do with Judaism moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The entire climate change lobby opposing nuclear energy unmasked the whole thing. It's just another push to de-industrialise the white man.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                scientifically there's no consensus. socially yeah there's clearly a "correct" thing to say if you want to avoid a public flagellation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Science isn't supposed to be about consensus. You can have a prevailing theory, bu it's not treated as the one truth like man made climate change is being treated.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's just a belief system, human psychology needs it and the old religions are completely out of date.

                they'll keep changing the doomsday date and eventually declare we've done enough to avert catastrophe. or just stop talking about it altogether idk. in the meantime everything that could possibly go wrong with the climate is due to the wrath of zeus, i mean the greenhouse effect*** and we need to change our sinful ways etc. etc.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Liberals are unironically returning us to the times of Galileo only now they play the part of the catholic church and threaten anyone who says anything they don't like

              • 3 weeks ago
                DoctorGreen

                >he doesn't know

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The part of those episodes that I hated the most was the RDR2 dick sucking.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't even apologize for real and still were on their highhorse acting like "yeah we maybe were wrong I guess but you still stupid lol"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They weren't wrong. Al Gore was a gay running a scare campaign to stay relevant.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            according to an inconvenient truth im supposed to be underwater right now...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That idea never bothered me. The Dutch figured that shit out centuries ago.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just looked it up, looks like shit and looks like if feels like shit, what is that movement?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they acknowledge that this new game is worse than the previous ones

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These dudes gave me tickets to Book of Mormon back when no one could get tickets. I'll buy anything they put out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I won't even care if they keep going with the New Kid for future games.
      Also let me frick Wendy already, you fricking wiener-tease.
      After what they added in FBW, all that's left to add is letting you romance the characters.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they do nothing but special 1 hour slop now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Less work. More money.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if their contract is still the same now, but in the past couple years they were signed on to make episodes exclusive to a certain streaming platform, so they kinda shadily split seasons up in a shorter run of regular episodes that are broadcast there, while the rest is made of specials that are put elsewhere since they're technically not normal episodes covered by the contract. I believe there was a lawsuit over it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The old way of production basically got fricked over HARD by COVID19 . Watch one of those documentaries where they show how they can get an episode done on something topical for the next week or whatever; that's not sustainable forever and it requires a frickload of staff and cash to produce, which in the wake of shit incuding streaming has really upended it.

      I don't know if their contract is still the same now, but in the past couple years they were signed on to make episodes exclusive to a certain streaming platform, so they kinda shadily split seasons up in a shorter run of regular episodes that are broadcast there, while the rest is made of specials that are put elsewhere since they're technically not normal episodes covered by the contract. I believe there was a lawsuit over it.

      Yeah that's part of it too - the're basically forced thanks to Comedy Central ownership to be on what is now Paramount+. They even made the whole "Streaming Wars' saga to poke fun it it as well as the Colorado river water rights issues that were particularly big at the time.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3/10
    Might aswell be a 0 if it's coming from IGN.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frustrating thing about South Park is that it's still funny. It CAN be funny, I should say. But it feels like the morals and the comedy are constantly at odds. South Park used to be counter culture, now it just parrots the same old rhetoric you find on social media. I enjoyed the post covid special for what it was, but they couldn't take ONE shot at big pharma? I didn't expect them to be anti-vaxx but they could have at least implied that maybe, just maybe, the government hasn't done anything to earn peoples' trust? You should just blindly trust the same people who make lifesaving medicine unaffordable? It felt like such a fricking cop-out and I was expecting there to be a modicum of nuance to the topic. Instead it was just more "You're selfish and you're killing people! Just get vaxxed, bro!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's aged a lot better than the simpsons, but I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair all of that is irrelevant when the government is footing the bill. Everyone just wanted the economy to get back on track and walk around without masks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It tracks with every other Gen Xer I know. Complete drones that are incapable of questioning society.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      South park fell into the "dishonest punk" problem. Punks were all about anarchy and no Gods or masters when Bush sr was in charge, THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS FUUUUUUUCKED FRICK EM ALL LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER!!!!!! WE DONT NEED RELIGION and then the liberals get the keys to the office and christianity is in decline and suddenly the ascended queers who said the whole system is fricked are perfectly content. Henry Rollins has some shit to say about George Bush but Obama is a standup guy! Jesus wasnt fricking real and if he was he was a schizophrenic tyrant but Mohammad....I mean diffrent strokes for diffrent folks baby!
      tldr they were always huge gays who never stood by what they said, and then they got Old and weepy so now theyre just out and out homos

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're Getting Old is probably where the line should be drawn as far as the show's quality is concerned. It was made abundantly clear that the creators were done with the show and were exhausted, and most likely just stopped caring as much anymore. 200/201 are still the peak, especially with 201's "lesson" being that violence can get you anything that Comedy Central had censored live

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thread should have ended here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mutt christcuck unironically thinks christians are prosecuted and muslims aren't

        lmao classic muttservative denialism of reality

        xD they heckin' made fun of christarino but if they made fun of ISLAM it would be no good...wait you mean muslim people believe in jesus?! so when they make fun of jesus they are making fun of muslims too?! NANI?! ugh i gotta post on pol about this!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ignores 99% of the post because he is still mad at the priest touching his weewee

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, Muslims constantly say that Allah is separate from God and they worship Muhammed as a diety, and are we going to ignore the attacks on artists that ONLY Muslims do? Also you're a Black person for XDing ironically

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          even with anonymity you deny the blight of islamism on the world

          you must be a sand Black person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not the point. Itd be just as bad if they all came out as right wing under Trump. The music says "Its all a sham, its all fake, its all to control you" and yet they all got old and said "yeah the left wing of this vulture is good for me and will keep me safe, and has my best interests at heart"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >henry rollins
        >dishonest israelite with a fake name is dishonest
        you don't say

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rage against the machine!
        >NOOOO NOT THAT MACHINE!

        Punk sold out. Punk as a genre cannot exist without the inevitable selling out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why can't punk just not sell out?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thing is popular
            >counterculture to thing starts getting made by the disenfranchised
            >the counterculture thing gets popular
            >now its just the thing
            >repeat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You run out of culture to counter and end up agreeing with something.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There was a great comic strip with Lisa Simpson explaining how the Simpsons went from counter-culture to the actual culture.

              Does anyone have that saved?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing more depressing than scrolling through the current twitters of the old punk artists you liked back in the day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >jello biafra saying he was wrong and apologizing to jerry brown
          >nofx apologizing for jokes while fat mike dresses like a speedrunner
          >johnny rotten becoming an american citizen because the "good" obama did

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its gotta be embarassing to literally be right as a moronic teenager and evolve from politically disenfranchised youth to politically enfranchised boomer who is totally cool with the MIC because the guy at the wheel wears a blue tie this time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beastie boys saying something like
          >ACTUALLY WE NEVER MEANT TO DEGRADE WOMEN INTO SEX OBJECTS
          Is one of the funniest and most depressing things Ive read lately

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I seen them just the other day
            ......sayin sorry to girls to my dismay!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For some reason that made me think of how funny it is that Gearbox took to it so quickly when their only jokes that weren't adlibbed by Damien Clarke were having tiny guys with squeaky voices called stuff like "Midgetard Poopnibbler da Thurd"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A good chunk of punk was always mainstream sloppa anyways. Like a lot of these right-wing youtubers you see nowadays that say they are alt, but are mostly funded by think tanks like Cato
        Not sure why you ignore this particular detail.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >HMMMM BUT THE RIGHT WING
          youre cringe and youll likely never know why. Obama and George Bush golf together with Bill Clinton, all 3 are war criminals and rape women. Politicians arent your friends, they dont give a shit about you, stop falling for it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Punks were all about anarchy and no Gods or masters when Bush sr was in charge
        >Jesus the character in early episodes
        This post and it's replies are full of shit, you Black folk didn't even watch the very first seasons, which is fitting since Ganker doesnt play video games.
        South Park was apolitical, it didn't give a flying frick about politics and it mocked everyone and anything that was politically obsessed because it is moronic.
        It mocked both sides while having big brain lessons like censorship bad and using too much buzzwords ruins the effect. It's all good until the fricking election where they fricked up the timing and needed to change the script and hire new writers who had a agenda which is why it goes to shit. A lot of these nu-episode writing doesn't feel like Trey's at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      South park was never that funny and was saved only by the premise.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait its a moba? i thought we were getting another rpg

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he just wants to be in a reddit r/Ganker screencap leave him alone anon

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, you guys are trusting IGN now? Lets wait and see - a $30-50 title (the latter seemingly giving you all the DLC in the season pass ) could be decent enough or picked up on discount. It seems to be a roguelike more action-y co-op title. We'll have to see if they frick it up. Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole both did pretty damn good overall both on the attention to South Park detail/story and on the mechanics (FBH had a Paper Mario style battle system with positioning and active button prompts. Go look at the "strip club" boss fight for a good example of both the game's humor where the DJ calls out what all the used up strippers are doing, and the mechanics where you need to beat the bosses without letting the giant nigress get close enough to 1 hit KO you ).

    I'll give this one a chance to see if its at least fun for awhile picking it up on sale. It may be they frick it up entirely which would be too bad. I'm more worried about that due to the studio doing the development, but we'll see.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a paid moba dude. When you pick it up on a 50% sale in 3 weeks the game will be dead

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's got offline and a singleplayer option, so I'm not all that concerned about it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >single player moba
          sounds like torture

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably will be, but at least I can be tortured anytime instead of only within a month when people are still playing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that IGN is saying the new game lacks edges gives it some merit. That feels like a criticism an actual South Park fan would give.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it within the realm of possibility that the game is actually alright and IGN is punishing them for something political they don't like? Personally the game looks like shit to me but I want to keep an open mind about these things.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it were for political reasons the review would contain it. they can't help themselves and are incapable of nuance

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    south park parodies everything else
    everything else is shit now
    ergo south park is shit now

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this post is me replying to myself replying to myself replying to myself

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is so forced it has to be bots or some shit
    thank you troony jannies for removing the IP counter so I have to endure this shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No no, let them cook

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's still going

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still being a "die-hard" south park fan in 2024
    The show has gone to absolute shit, I thought seasons 15-20 were already mediocre but this shit has been really really fricking bad.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is gonna buy your homosexual game except hardcore Soi Park fanbois

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOIBOIDOI OIS GOINNOI BOIOI OIOIOIR FOIGGOIT GOIMOI OIXCOIPT HOIRDCOIROI SOI POIRK FOINBOIS

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seasons 1-5 (Cartman Gets an Anal Probe-Kenny Dies): Classic South Park
    Seasons 5-10 (Kenny Dies-Return of Chef): Refined South Park
    Seasons 10-19 (Return of Chef-Stunning and Brave): Middle South Park
    Seasons 19-26 (Stunning and Brave-Joining the Panderverse): Nu Park

  45. 4 weeks ago
    anonymous

    southsisters... the game was supposed to be our last hope... now what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's over.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the check didn't clear
    it's over southparkbros

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He deserves better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *He deserves Butter

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No it isn't and you're probably lying about the second part you larping homosexual.

    What is he saying, I seriously don't get it

    Every trailer for the game looks terrible and unfocused, there solved the riddle for you.

    I fricking hate all of you so much, why are some of you homosexuals so moronic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok well you can cope all you want but have a fun 3 day vacation.

      [...]
      >That's as good as announcing a report.
      It quite literally isn't.

      It literally and objectively is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not even the one who made that post you dumb fricking Black person, everyone thinks you're a moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone thinks you're a moron.
          Why should I care about what people think about me on an anonymous board redditor?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You've been arguing with me so you obviously care what I think, don't try to pull the "too cool for this" card it isn't going to work.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cares enough to keep replying

              I care about this argument because it's fun making you look stupid but why should I care if people think I am, a moron which is what you called me? This isn't reddit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's fun making you look stupid
                You must not be having much fun then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why should I care about you thinking I am a moron? We don't have user names here redditor.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You obviously care.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you going to answer the question redditor?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you asking me shit, you don't care remember?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                answer the question redditor

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You already answered it by replying to me, are you going to frick off now or keep replying to me with the same stupid ass question like a malfunctioning meth addict?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You never answered it. Answer it redditor.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You asked why you should care about you thinking you're a moron, you're actively proving my point by the fact that you're still replying to me. I don't need anymore proof than that. How much more clear can I make this fact, that you're a pathetic attention seeking homosexual who thinks they aren't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You never answered it. Answer it redditor.

                Hurry up and kiss

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am asking you a question and you refuse to address it. Me caring is trying to get a answer out of you that you are dodging because you are some redditor who thinks people care what others say about them here. That's my point and every time you dodge my question you make my point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up already you homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You made my point again redditor

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you still replying to me fore? You don't care so stop caring.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again what, you samegayging c**t?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and again

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rude sperg

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You care way too much

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cares enough to keep replying

  49. 4 weeks ago
    anonymous

    reddit thread

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >That's as good as announcing a report.
    It quite literally isn't.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if all of Ganker is just you, DSP and me-bot?

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone unironically expect this game to not suck based on the trailer? This was such a dead giveaway

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    this post is me replying to myself replying to myself replying to myself

    I have never had my knees collapse before Czar of the Based

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    he just wants to be in a reddit r/Ganker screencap leave him alone anon

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South Park was never good. People only liked the wow episode because back then very few non-gaming productions cast video-games in a positive light.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker gave people that brainrot. Not South Park.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf were they thinking? This looked terrible from the start.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The second one wasn't that good anyway.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The show died with the scientology episode. Thats when it became nothing but currents events, introduced a normie audience, and led to the killing of one of most soulful characters.
    Its a major red flag when you ask someone their favorite episode and they say some pop culture of the week garbage. None of those episodes hold up because they are completely tied to the time period.

    Stick and Fractured were good though and captured the innocence, wonder, and adventure of the early seasons.

    Sadly the whole franchise is dead now.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty weird that they decided to go with this bad 3d look on top of retreading the aesthetic of the first game instead of just continuing the good shit they had going, I would have loved a Good Times with Weapons themed game, maybe a Kunio-kun style thing would have worked

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprised. I could tell from the announcement trailer it was gonna be shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this art of Wendy and Stan?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, that's obviously Call Girl and Toolshed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >samegay spammer left
    >immediately replaced by two anons arguing for 20 minutes about me
    what the frick is this thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't an argument, this is me calling someone a homosexual anytime he wants to act like he doesn't want my attention.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One redditor did the classic reddit insult of "hahahaha people think you are a moron on an anonymous board" thinking this matters and exposed himself and is having a meltdown.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Replying to yourself even more isn't going to help

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        EXIBIT A
        this tard havin' a breakdown

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, you're really moronic and mad that we noticed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Noticed what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean a fricking snow day thread wasn't ever really going to add up to much to begin with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU are the samegay spammer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm

        It's literally one guy and he's not even trying to hide it.
        Little does he know spamming is against the rules. 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh
          You cute

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a-anon... >///<

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we could have had "The Tree of Truth" with weed magic and COVID uprising but no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes thats what the world needs, a 60hr rpg which shits on antivaxxers inbetween dude weed lmao segments. im getting bored just thinking about it jesus christ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You seem to be really defensive towards antivaxers

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ever make a good game again or was Stick of Truth a fluke?

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda funny that Matt alone got stuck with promoting this. I remember anons from a week ago or so talking about how Trey clearly doesn't want anything to do with this and seemingly doesn't even want to be seen with it

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This entire thread perfectly encapsulates Ganker. Its like a work of art.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Because like 70% of it is me (paid to promote the game)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lying is a sin, anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am israeli we can practice pilpul

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know it's fricking ruined when even IGN can't shit out something above a 3.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not necessarily true, game journos shit on good games all the time if they don't receive the customary bribes. True in this case though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. IGN was shilling this game pretty hard couple weeks ago. I guess trey and mat didn't get the memo...

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing through Fractured But Whole and the humor is terrible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made it about two hours in before I dropped it, it's such a step down from Stick of Truth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I personally liked the gameplay. Although it has some sketchy moments from time to time that likely requires cheese

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fractured but Whole was fricking garbage. Could barely even finish it. Meh combat, but the story and humor were dogshit inoffensive 3rd grade PC stuff.

      I loved the Stick of Truth though. An absolutely perfect South Park game and was thoroughly entertained all the way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a few funny bits towards the end, but I wont spoil it in case you get there.
      Mostly those games were good for the adventure and not the humor.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    this post is me replying to myself replying to myself replying to myself

    okay samegay

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does this have pvp? kind of reminds me of fat princess

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    and again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and again

      and again

      and again.

      schizo moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah you're gay

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually preferred the character interactions and some people f the humor in fractured but whole more than stick of truth. It was more tame but the little things like your companions’ remarks added more flair than I thought

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I liked FBW. The DLCs were hard to finish tho, pretty boring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in context its more finecore games, but its easier to forgive a very easy RPG over a very easy tactical RPG. you cant really mash A through a very easy tactical RPG

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got caught up with s25 s26 and the specials recently and they were great.
    t. former south park doomer

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ironic that for all of Matt and Trey's shit talking about the N64 FPS, this game is worse in every way

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as I saw a Black person lead dev sat with trey and matt and knew it was going to shit

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seen forsen play it looks fun. And Ganker hates it so its probably really fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strike Witches game when

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could tell from the trailer it was dogshit
    It's been a while since I saw something so unplayable

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >toothless and unfunny
    >uncharacteristic of modern south park

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?
      You don't like current cartman who's depressed the entire time and doesn't rip on blacks and israelites?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact we'll NEVER get another New Kid game because of this shit make me SO mad.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The stick of truth is the final game I played before I moved out and my brother played it with me so I am unironically nostalgic for a 10 year old game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10 years is a long time. shiet, I'm nostalgic for how things were 5 years ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm nostalgic for how things were 5 years ago.
        2019 is honestly not too long ago. There isn't a lot that is different.
        2015 is the last year I remember being distinctly different.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          personally I had a good time during the lockdown. last time I was truly carefree. the year after that I had to return to work and it was torture.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lockdown was fine, but I was just getting done with uni so a lot of shit was stressful, ang getting in to the job market at that time was rough.
            I live in Sweden so the lockdown didn't really affect me as much as in other countries which I'm thankful for.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stick of Truth was a decade ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit homie we gotta start families we're running out of time

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, I liked FBW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people thought it was decent, just worse than A Stick of Truth.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since Snow Day is dead on arrival, what would you have wanted instead and how would you have made it work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another game like sot or fbw, but with good gameplay instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another FPS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMPOSSIBLE MODE: Baldurs gate 3 with the south park characters in their anime forms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A beat em up
      Wow, that was easy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      South Park Hit and Run, unironically.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crash Team Rumble
    >and now this
    so are third person mobas the new "soulslike" ?

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why South Park did'nt make any jokes about Biden?

    Because i remember a full season against Trump/Mr. Garrison.

    Yeah, South Park is dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i remember a full season against Trump/Mr. Garrison
      they didn't even want it to be more than one episode

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stick of Truth
    >The Fractured but Whole
    >...
    >uh
    >Snow Day
    >back to the fantasy setting because

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're too scared to do a Good Times With Weapons game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the kids switching settings randomly is okay with me but unlike FBW, that game has basically no continuity with previous games.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew it was going to be garbage the moment I saw gameplay of it. Some people got the game early and it looks worse than the trailers somehow

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A beat em up game like River City Ransom would fit well with South Park. Not sure what they were thinking with a game like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja theme fighting game or beat them up would have been perfect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still dont get how fighting games dont universally have beatemup modes
      >regular fighting game however the frick you want.
      >beatemup mode
      >no heavy punch/heavy kick, one becomes jump, another becomes special
      >hard punch/hardkick attacks activate from RUN+punch/kick
      >fart out 6-10 levels of 3/4 backgrounds with goons that have one or two attacks each
      and spare me the "ITS TOO MUCH WORK" if capcom can sell turtles skins for 20 bucks they can add a beatemup mode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tekken 3 had that right? Was it called Tekken Force?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't remember the name but I remember the announcer saying CHICKEEEN when you picked up the chicken that replenishes your hp.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play stick of truth
    >it is geniuenly really good and fun, you have all these hidden bossfights, suddenly fighting while your parents are fricking, easter eggs here and there
    >fractured but whole comes out
    >no obsidian and game is much more boring so I could not even play more than 20 min

    why didn't they just gave it back to obsidian? Why doesn't obsidian make a new game with that combat system? Many anons even told me that this game is a better paper mario than all the newer paper marios.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      werent they busy with pillars or whatever slop noone played?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they need a big team for a game like that. It could some lighthearted fun game, even a oriented at younger people. The whole concept, battlesystem was fun. Like you saw how much references and other fun shit they squeezed in that.
        >fighting al gore
        >fighting the crab humans
        >actually going to canada and then changing the artstyle of the game
        >lemmiwinks returns
        I am pretty sure even with their own ip they could have made shit like this extremely fun. But instead we got rick and morty fallout-lite in gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do find it very entertaining that when Obsidian uses someone elses property they have a near perfect batting average, but when they have to make it themselves they make shit nobody cares abot

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The South Park games peaked with Stick of Truth, Fractured But Whole was really fricking boring, the plot literally went nowhere because they had already used all of their best ideas in SoT and the battle system was too fricking geeky.
    Snow Day is just some spin-off shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stick of Truth covered the golden years and then made some of the new content fit in really well like PC Principal
      Fractured but Whole did the whole capeshit which got stale within the first hour

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trey and Matt are too moronic to realize that they could just make Paper Mario Clones a la Stick of Truth and they would swim in money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Trey and Matt were involved in any meaningful way after Stick of Truth
      You look at Fractured but Whole and it's by fricking Ubisoft Montreal whereas the first game was a different studio, it's ubishit being ubishit as usual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking money is the ultimate power
      power is controlling media and telling 350 million people what to think every day. also, having a state.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only israelites care about that gay shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh. okay israelite telling me to stay away from "gay shit" like not being ruled by africans or having the entire world taught to hate me every day through media.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody cares that you're unable to have your own opinions and need TV to tell you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok panicky israelite

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe, cattle

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go to bed hothead.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fractured but Whole was great, much better character moments than Stick of Truth and I want to frick Call Girl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked all the increased in-battle banter between characters, that shit was great, same with random cars coming through the road and the battle pausing for like 10 seconds with the driver being a dick to the kids
      It was a step down from SoT in a few places but I still like it a lot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked FBW better too, a lot of stick of truth's humor was just jokes directly taken from the show and the RPG elements weren't very strong.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly what I expected from the trailers. Garbage. I'm glad my moron friends already wasted their money pre-ordering this shit because they wouldn't listen lmao.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell on Earth 2006 is my favorite episode of south park so anybody saying the show died that early on is a moron.

    The paramount specials are so fricking dire youd be begging to go back to season 10 or 11

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gee if your favorite episode is from 2006 I guess I was wrong, I guess I like season 10 now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't mean to greentext that goddammit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagination Land was season 11 and thats when they really started to dip their toes into the serialized narrative shit more so yeah it only gets worse after season 11

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South Park went to shit when Cartman stopped being the spoiled fat kid to be a literal sociopath.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the episode where he gets some kid's parents shot to death, chops up the bodies, and uses the meat for chile to feed their son
      >over 20 dollars
      So 2001?

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This
    >every trailer got the game
    Is very forced

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find a formula that really works
    >Most assets are already made
    >The voice acting is cheap as frick since it's done by mostly 2 guys
    >Decide to go out of their way and do this shit.
    I'll never understand why.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made ed sheeran seethe forever
    maybe south park isn't that bad

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After this Snow Day debacle, I choose to believe this wasn't a larp. I mean, I'm sure it was, but I will choose to believe it wasn't.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A third Stick of Truth Game died for this
    And nothing of value was lost
    SoT was god tier but FBW was awful. I've genuinely never seen such a massive drop in quality from game to sequel when the game is made by the same studio like those were.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste confirmed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The vast majority of the humor in SoT comes from the actual good seasons
        The vast majority of the humor in FBW comes from the god awful PC Principle era and beyond - aka the dogshit seasons.

        And that's not getting into how much slower the game is as a whole, how the novelty of wandering around south park is no longer there after the first game, the unskippable and slow as frick call-a-buddy animations you have to constantly do, etc etc.

        If you like it thats fine. But FBW is a noticeable step down in every single way, including performance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FBW was awful
      Shit fricking taste. Not only was it good, but outside of its terrible ending, it was better than SoT. The OST is also God tier.

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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See

        The vast majority of the humor in SoT comes from the actual good seasons
        The vast majority of the humor in FBW comes from the god awful PC Principle era and beyond - aka the dogshit seasons.

        And that's not getting into how much slower the game is as a whole, how the novelty of wandering around south park is no longer there after the first game, the unskippable and slow as frick call-a-buddy animations you have to constantly do, etc etc.

        If you like it thats fine. But FBW is a noticeable step down in every single way, including performance.

        It was awful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've genuinely never seen such a massive drop in quality from game to sequel when the game is made by the same studio like those were
      Stick of Truth- Obshitian Entertainment
      Fractured but Whole- Ubisoft San Francisco

  100. 3 weeks ago
    anonymous

    go back

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OY VEY THE ANTI WHITE "ADULT CARTOON" PRODUCED BY A SHABBOS KEKOLD AND HIS israelite HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNER ISNT GETTING ANOTHER GAME TO MAKE FUN OF CHRISTIANITY AND WHITE PEOPLE
    Hopefully you die next?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what pol does to a homie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll have what they're having

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