AAAAAAAA Why do they keep doing this

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because it's AAAAAAAA game

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why, yes, my game is made in Japan. How could you tell?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The cute girls look like cute girls and not silverback gorillas

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I try get into one these games this becomes too obnoxious and I drop. Why do they have to invent some convoluted (for toddlers) bullshit for combat.
    Leave me the frick alone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >monkey who wants to mash buttons to win

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he wants me to read pages of manuals every 2 minutes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You only need to do that if you're a toddler with an undeveloped brain

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thats what I said

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >monkey who wants to mash buttons to win

            XC3 is differents from XC1 and 2. Walls and walls of texts which do nto advance the plot nor adds to characterization. More than half the game is made of romcom with the most uninteresting characters I"ve ever seen and tutorial pop ups.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >romcom
              Don't use words you don't understand.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Noah and Mio falling for each other and Taion getting cucked plus Eunie, Lanz and Riku banter.
                Yeah, Romcom until Kever castle

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >differents
              >nto
              you need them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry anon, I was up all night playing XC3 and I'm too sleepy to not mistype sometimes.

                Your waifu sucks

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      xc3

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS GAME USES AN AUTO-SAVE FEATURE, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FRICKING GAME ON THE PLANET CURRENTLY DOES
    >NOW REPEATEDLY ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WITH A BUTTON PRESS EVERY SINGLE FRICKING TIME YOU START UP THE GAME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOW OPEN INVENTORY BY PRESSING Y
      >NOW CLICK ON THE ACCESSORY SLOT <pages describing accessory system>
      >NOW CLICK ON THIS ACCESSORY <pages describing accessory system>

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOW OPEN INVENTORY BY PRESSING Y
      >NOW CLICK ON THE ACCESSORY SLOT <pages describing accessory system>
      >NOW CLICK ON THIS ACCESSORY <pages describing accessory system>

      It's because of morons like you that complained about 2's lack of proper tutorials that we have to suffer through this now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe the combat system is shit? Only shit Jap games do this.
        Miyazaki, Kojima, Yoko and others somehow managed without this mess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Start up Persona 5
      >DO YOU WANT TO CONNECT ONLINE!?
      >PLEASE DO NOT SPOILER OR STREAM THIS GAME, NOW HIT CONTINUE
      >AGAIN DONT DO IT, THINK OF THE CHILDREN WHO DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED, HIT CONTINUE AGAIN
      >OP starts playing

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered by the prologue

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Plays game for babies
    >Mad it explains things because it assumes you're a baby

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendies playing xeno 2:
    >This battle system is so convoluted! There are so many mechanics and nothing gets explained!
    Nintendies playing xeno 3:
    >These tutorials are so dauting! It takes forever to read all that text!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Egoraptor mindset

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tendies don't play Xenoblade

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Judging by posting patterns they absolutely do
        >talk about game for 1 week
        >then do nothing but make threads begging for porn and fanart to be dumped
        >obnoxiously arrogant air of moral superior for buying one corporate over another
        Just like Zelda
        Just like Fire Emblem
        Just like Pokemon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          coomers aren't tendies
          tendies play Mario Pokemon and Zelda
          they don't play Xenoblade or Fire Emblem

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since the Golden Sun/Xeno thread died I'll just reply here

    [...]

    No. Golden Sun had separate artists for the character and monster designs. Shin Yamanouchi did the character designs and Hiroshi Kajiyama who did the monster designs was the artist who passed away.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who designed this? Why does he look like a girl?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because all JRPG protagonists are twinks.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >minimap rotates

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this shit. Who needs this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idiots like you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's games where shops need you to hand in materials instead (or in addition) to gold so making this clear from the start isn't as crazy as you'd think.
      When I played 3 I didn't mind those since you just press A once and they're gone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SHUT THE FRICK UP Nobody needs this, even toddlers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you forget how much people b***hed about 2's tutorials and not knowing about certain mechanics
          this was definitely an overcorrection, but i can understand where they were coming from

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't all time classics and good games have this problem?
            Why is it a problem that needed to be solved with on screen tutorials?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >all time classics
              Came with a manual that had all this shit included
              >Why is it a problem that needed to be solved with on screen tutorials?
              Because to anyone with a brain it's a single button press and then forgotten (or, a non-issue) and the legitimate morons out there that do need it have no excuse to complain.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You think they solved the problem? Now I'm not reading any of this and skipping right away.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                See, the game also keeps a log of every tutorial for you to come back to at any time, so if you DO skip one and need it later, you can get it.
                The problem is solved.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at this shit. Who needs this?

          https://i.imgur.com/tridYxj.jpg

          Do people not remember the Ducktales Remastered interview where the devs said they implemented a cutscenes to show that secrets exist because focus testing proved the modern gamer was too stupid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >burying valuable information under tons of garbage text and expecting zoomers to read it
            >zoomers with attention spam lasting microseconds
            >yes this will solve the problem
            Tutorials, game encyclopedias are invented by moronic devs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can't 'bury' information in a 1-2 sentence text string like the examples posted itt.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody needs this, even toddlers
          You would be surprised. These tutorials are targeted at people who don't play video games, people to which the concepts of pressing buttons to navigate menus are foreign

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But then the shops and gold are useless on XC3.
        And the game forces you to do this shit:

        SHUT THE FRICK UP Nobody needs this, even toddlers

        too many times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please stop my game and make me look at garbage "tutorial"s that is probably irrelevant until several hours later
      Games should do more show, dont tell approach

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every game has a chance of being someone's first game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Were you hand held by your first game? Exploring and discovering systems is big part of the fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically dropped this game because the opening chapter was full of this patronizing dogshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop. I'm warning you, it gets worse.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i need the tutorials because im moronic

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is part of why xenoblade 3 is the worst
    that and the fricking invisible walls

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, 40 seconds total of an 80 hour JRPG is taken up with dismissing tutorial prompts, how awful
    Pretty sure you can turn them off entirely in the settings too

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im tired of the fricking photosensitivity warning at the beginning of LITERALLY every game. We get it motherfricker, this is some shit that affects 1% of the population at best. They fricking know that sometimes things will have flashing lights. If you have to put a warning at the beginning of every single game, maybe it should just be understood to people with those issues that GAMES in general will ocassionally have flashing lights.

    Its like including a warning that the game will occasionally have music so people hard of hearing may want to turn the volume up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tell that to Nintendo's lawyers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1% of the population
      that's A LOT of people

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nint0ddlers cried about the lack of tutorials in X and 2 so now everything needs a forces tutorial. Wish they would just tell players to frick off and figure it out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, X's overdrive mechanic is needlessly obtuse but the solution is not more tutorials it's designing it with clearer visual information to begin with so the player can intuit what effect Overdrive is having on the battle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I figured it out quickly

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Funniest thing for me is there's at least two mechanics that aren't show in tutorials in XC3 sorting accesories and swapping chain attack order, and I constantly see posts of people going "wow I didn't know you could do that".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >swapping chain attack order
      Whats that?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese game tutorials suck. It's always walls of text that never put the player in an immediate situation where they actually test it out. It's just something you read over 10 pages and the game expects you to remember everything. Which you will, but it doesnt change the fact that you're completely turned off from the game the moment this happens.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the combat system. Its the same convoluted mess shuffled around different JRPGs with party system pretending to be different from the other.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people b***hed too much in 2

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