aaaaaannndd uninstalled. so glad i pirated this trash

aaaaaannndd uninstalled
so glad i pirated this trash

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dude your a little kid

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.
    Git gud.
    Skill issue.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    git gud

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE SLEEP POTARINOOOS
      >ELDEN RING ISN'T MEANT TO BE PLAYED THIS WAY
      >NOOOOOOOOOOO

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    easiest late game boss for me

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even bother pirating From Garbage anymore. their ship sailed back in 2007 before Soulsshit ruined them. funny that their last cool game was Ninja Blade.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    git gud

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >goon all over OP's mom 5 minutes before my shift starts
    oouugh time to uninstall this b***h

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You must be a bum at the game, my best guess.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No elden ring for you

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    very based. this game is unironically for M->F trannies, hence why it's loved on Ganker so much.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played a single From Software game in my life but isn't that Ornn and Smough retextured?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you’re not wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worse Orn/Smough. Instead of a tailored double battle it's two enemies you've fought solo before and it's not super hard especially post patch. The fat guy has no poise and the skinny guy is pretty predictable. Instead of the cool mechanic where the remaining combatant get's stronger, the remaining guy just revives the other one after a bit. They share the same health pool so killing them both prematurely becomes a waste of time as it takes a bit for a new one to spawn out of nowhere and then you can just kill him to win. Unironically spent more time on valiant gargoyles which have a shitty poison move (and i was 25 vigor lol) but also because those aren't placed at a point in the game where a player could've beaten Malenia already.
      Also if you want you could use summons which probably makes this fight a joke but I didn't since I don't need help.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, the only similarity is one is slender and the other is fat.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just summon an ash companion, roll them and keep enjoying the rest of the game?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cant win a 3v2 fight
    You really should uninstall

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    multi-boss fights in soulsborne are hot garbage
    the games are clearly not designed with them in mind

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another Smough and Ornstein
    wow so creative

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't enjoy this fight either TC but just respec into a better build for it or just use ashes because it's not really fun. The endgame is worth it to push through everything. It's one of the only stains on an an otherwise amazing game.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else feels unnerved wearing the godskin outfit? They got the textures just right to feel creepy.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol. it’s like Ganker never played against ornstein an smough
    use sleep grenades you absolute buffoon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks these input reading c**ts are anything like oreos and smores
      >He then suggest strategy that doesn't exist with oreos and smores
      You've literally not played either game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >input reading
        aka you got punished and refused to try something else
        you got all these columns i wonder if they could be used just like in o+s 25 years ago naaaaah

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just stand on the broken pillars dude.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shoot a few sleep arrows at the fat one
    >kill the skinny one 1v1
    >kill the fat one afterwards

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The skinny one looks KINO but the fat gay gotta go.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sleep pots and/or mimic tear
    use the tools given to you Black person. I bet you're just spamming r1 and b***hing that you're not winning

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      R1 is more than enough to beat them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        clearly not the case for op

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They really don't need more that r1 and B. Only boss that maybe needs more than that on your first playthrough is Malenia

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that the latest iteration of biggie and smalls? How many times are they going to rehash that fricking fight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As many times as it takes until npcs finally wake up and realize Soulsshit is an even bigger soulless rehash than Call of Duty, which, love it or hate it, at least introduced some innovations like jetpack movement.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So the people that hate Elden Ring are the ones that got filtered?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    R1 spamming is outdated. spam jump R2 instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's basically cheating with great hammers and colossal greatswords. Especially if you use cragblade.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i am ok with them punishing your heals with their magic ranged attacks, but the ranged magic attack has no right to have as much range as it does. you can run to the other end of the arena to heals and they would still catch you

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The version in Spiritcaller cave, while easier, was much more spiteful.
    >teach you entire game that when spirits are afoot, find the snail
    >earlier bossfight with spirit Crucible Knight where you should ignore knight and find snail
    >Haligtree Chrystalians everywhere, each with a nearby snail
    >entire cave of samurai and wolves tied to snails
    >but Godskin spirit fight does not even spawn the snail until both die
    I'm not mad about the difficulty, it's just the same two guys you've faught 3 times each. I'm mad about the inconsistency of teaching a mechanic, then abandoning it because it suits you for this one arbitrary instance. Don't even have the snail, just make the fight end when the second Godskin falls.
    Nothing is worse than a game going to lengths to teach you and then abandoning its own lesson.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At first I hated that cave because I couldn't lock on to the damn snails to snipe them, then I liked it when I realized you were meant to sneak around and silently kill them. I got to the end and a message said "well done, snake!" and I smiled.

      I ended up hard learning the two Godskins' moveset from this boss fight alone.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly found the gargoyles much harder as the thin one mainly stays in his corner of the room.

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