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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually not even gay wanting to be with Astarion

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hurrf duurf gaygets get off mah vidya

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop encouraging female gaze.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    achievable natty?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be an elf or a prodigy wizard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Astarion and Gale? Yes. You would need genetic help to be Halsin. Dude is built like a NFL TE.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And despite that only has ten strength. IE average, no pluses or anything. I think Shadowheart has a higher strength than him, and she's built like a fashion model.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PCs are nerfed. npc Halsin has like 16 str while Minsc has 20.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All the str based companions are female, its a joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a body like the one in the first and third pic, zero gym equipment or supplements besides protein powder. Pretty easy to be skinny and muscular. At least more so than being big and muscular (costs more, requires supplements, gym equipment as body exercises no longer will cut it, etc.)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bulging pecs and abs
        >zero gym equipment
        Lol
        >actually takes protein powder
        LOL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pecs maybe not, but abs being is almost 100 percent about your body fat percentage, which can be lowered through diet alone. Now if you want core strength, then yeah, you'll need to work out, but just having visible abs is more about diet than anything else. That's why you see those starving african tribesmen in natgeo that look ripped but you know they've never seen the inside of a gym.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen plenty of skinny dudes with no abs. It's just that fat quickly covers your abdominals so the muscle have to be huge to compensate, but even still you can have a six pack while being objectively a fat frick as well if you take roids and lift.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It also probably has alot to do with genetics and fat distribution.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As an actual body builder go frick yourself homosexual

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone so muscular?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no HFCS

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fatgays... not like this...

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weaklings

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is Gale so ripped? He just sits in his neet tower all day talking to his cat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game don't have skinny non muscular model for characters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2024
        >games still struggling with clipping and unique character bodies
        I for one welcome our AI overlords in the gaming space. Maybe they'll figure this out once and for all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not my problem
        >t. Elminster during the absolute crisis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were fricking an actual goddess on the regular, you would try to work out from time to time too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He dipped a level into fighter,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dipped most of my characters two levels into fighter for action surge. All the armors, all the weapons, double the attacks for a single turn every short rest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calisthenics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's okay for men to have impossible body types in fiction
      it's only a problem if it's a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        men look at buff males in games and think "he looks cool"
        women look at hot females in games and think "this is problematic and offensive"
        really makes ya think

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >women
          Ugly women*
          Fixed it for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people seriously expect Gale to be overweight? I know he was secluded in a tower for a year. But I’m sure that he did his best not to end up in complete squalor.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy Halsin

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fantasy setting
    >men have physiques that could only be achieved with modern gym equipment, supplements, steroids etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon
      >moronic ignorance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so the ancient greeks used steroids?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think artists didn't exaggerate the way artists do now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, the detail and proportion is to precise

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can really understand why the greeks thought male beauty was the ideal, looking at that back makes my butthole tingle

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you want to be gay + zoophile. sure !! what's another mental illness tobe added on LGBTQ?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Astarion and Halsin molesting and corrupting Gale!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gale has 9 STR.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their PC stats aren't their actual stats. Both Halsin and Minsc are nerfed compared to their NPC stats because otherwise Minsc would be rocking 20 Str.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much every character in your party(Even Dark Urge) would have a character sheet with at least lvl 16

        The weakest ones are prob Shadowheart and Wyll

        Halsin is an archdruid so he is lvl 20

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drinking milk from Halsin's breasts!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which DnD spell could make Halsin lactate?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alter self.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    astarion being the one women love the most while being the fruitiest of all of them is an interesting development

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You may be too young to know this back in the old days Androgyny and Metrosexuals were powerful classes that some men unlocked back then that drove women crazy. It also scared a lot of men because they could never get a read on whether a guy was a harmless gay friend or a well dressed pussy slayer.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is fine but 3 women with big breasts is not
    baldurs gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jaheira has pretty nice breasts and a nice butt.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's crazy how this kind of body was just a normal physique at one point. it makes sense why women are not that attracted to 90% of men. modernity ruins men aesthetically, but it improves women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People weren't competing with each other globally for companions in the past either. The internet ruined relationships.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The internet ruined relationships
        only because men have so little to offer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People weren't competing with each other globally for companions in the past either. The internet ruined relationships.
        Well it's not like women are trotting around the globe to date average men. So blame your own.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's crazy how this kind of body was just a normal physique at one point
      Yes, in the time period known as "never."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's crazy how this kind of body was just a normal physique at one point.
        Don't be stupid. This was never a normal physique for an average person.

        uhhuh and I'm sure all the pictures of tribes are fake too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's crazy how this kind of body was just a normal physique at one point.
      Don't be stupid. This was never a normal physique for an average person.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The average man born from 1000AD-1940 was somewhat robust but lean. I can guarantee you there was some pretty ripped people in the Middle Ages, but they did not look like modern bodybuilders.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of the ab definition here is an unobtainable level of lean for the amount of muscle mass
          You can't have both without regimented training and high protein diet. This physique simply didn't exist 1000 years ago. Yes men had that much muscle but they had more fat. Or they had significantly less muscle and were that lean. One or the other

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should see what they read on A03.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a british homosexual
    >a moronic furry homosexual
    >a simp with cancer

    >I wanna be them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >left: an actually good game
      >right: a shitty game made with coomer bait

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Right: An actually good action game you play
        >Left: a shitty visual novel made with coomer bait
        Ftfy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "you made it political" what? also yeah, porn addiction isn't common in the demographic for the left. what's the issue here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because theyre doing it irl with underage kids and women with penises

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >right: an actually good game
      >left: a shitty game made with coomer bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes homosexual liberals are hypocrites they're aware of that and don't care.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering the success of hogwarts legacy im convinced everyone but me is a hypocrite

        left is attractive to women, the middle and right aren't

        Left appeals to teenage girls, right appeals to roasties and 20 year old women. Middle appeals to gays

        >Right: An actually good action game you play
        >Left: a shitty visual novel made with coomer bait
        Ftfy

        >souls shit
        >good action game
        If it was a ninja gaiden clone it would actually be good

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wyll
    Funny how the BG3 girlies love the diversity in the game but literally not a single soul gives a single frick about the only black companion in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is boring,
      and a N

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made him even more of a cookie-cutter boring character all because he's an N-WORD and a lot of Black people were complaining that his old character was a cravenous homosexual who ran away on his old party from the first sign of trouble and was lying about being a hero and sold his soul just to gain some demon powers and be somebody. In the nu-game, they turned him into the fricking Blades of Frontier himself.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace men with women and suddenly you're an incel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and? who cares

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's hypocrisy, and I only care because you care in the circumstance of the scenario stated above.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do you care about hypocrisy?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why do you care about hypocrisy?
            This is the crux of the issue, these are the types of people who for years and years have shouted loudly at unrealistic feminine portrayals of women, the moment there is push back about the unrealistic portrayals of men it's always the same "Why do you care?"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what's wrong with wanting unrealistic portrayal of men but not women?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cause equal rights means equal fights.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no it doesn't, men have equal rights but if you go to court for something then you won't be able to fight as well without a lot of money. you're mistaken

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what do you think the second amendment is for?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rights view people in abstraction which disconnects them from their identity which is what makes them who they really are. if you think the second amendment ensures you have an equal chance in court as a giant company you're delusional

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man
    >that actually wants to be a man
    >2024
    It’s so sad this is the minority

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    handholding with Astarion

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just watch porn

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these homosexuals? They look like they take it up the ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Astarion:bottom(top if ascended)
      Halsin: top
      Gale:switch

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How old is this man and why is his face wrinkled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is a 200 year old rapeslave. Given the circumstances, I'd say he doesn't look half bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's still a looker

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gays

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gale hangs around in his tower and reads all day, no way these muscles aren't like some enchantment magic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he got them another way.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I started playing this game sooner, or maybe not because I heard the patches fixed a lot. I put in like 30 hours this week and I'm having a ton of fun, but I definitely missed most of the 4chinz antics. Great game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I'm attempting to romance Karlach, but I think a fuarked up somewhere along the way. I maxed out her affection meter, but she still treats me like an acquaintance. I got her infernal engine fixed so she's touchable and I'm on the later stages of act 2. Maybe after I beat Ketheric I can visit her in the middle of the night and hold hands with her by the campfire

        Just have fun, but don't force yourself to play it.
        Act 3 is just really really bad that made me drop the game. Also Shadowheart cucking me

        >I wish I started playing this game sooner,
        Trust me, you don't, the game was a mess on release, it had tons of bugs, the third act was buggy as frick, there weren't a honor mode or epilogues and the game was missing tons of QoL changes
        [...]
        Yeah, Act 3 fricking sucks

        I played a ton of DoS2, so my expectations are tempered for Act 3, but I'm also optimistic that it's much better than DoS2 Act 3, which is fine for me even if it still isn't great.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but I'm also optimistic that it's much better than DoS2 Act 3
          oh definitely
          >which is fine for me even if it still isn't great.
          Then you'll have a blast, make sure to finish Raphael's dungeon, it's the best area and the best boss fight in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just have fun, but don't force yourself to play it.
      Act 3 is just really really bad that made me drop the game. Also Shadowheart cucking me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a (You) problem, homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish I started playing this game sooner,
      Trust me, you don't, the game was a mess on release, it had tons of bugs, the third act was buggy as frick, there weren't a honor mode or epilogues and the game was missing tons of QoL changes

      Just have fun, but don't force yourself to play it.
      Act 3 is just really really bad that made me drop the game. Also Shadowheart cucking me

      Yeah, Act 3 fricking sucks

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    halsin is for gays and millenial gay hags
    astarion is for femcels with an abuse fetish
    gale is for normalgay women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spot on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Astarion makes me miss Fenris.
      The better sexual abused slave elf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gale is for normalgay women
      As a man, I find it hard to believe any women likes gale. He's the equivalent of a chud, that is a gigantic turnoff for women.
      I think gay men are his target demography

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gale sucks I hate him. He's annoying and talks a ton for days, the only reason I have him around is I'm RPing a goodie-two-shoes and he obviously fits in that kind of run. He tries to rape me every time we talk in camp and thinks him talking about how good mythra pussy was is effective seduction.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bg3 is one of the first coomer games for women, literally all of the men are hot as frick. it's like a dream playing it for me (a gay who transitioned because I don't wanna be gay)

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish they were manlier
    twunks are not hot, and long hair ruins men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and long hair ruins men
      uh oh! low T detected!

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this steroid-induced body is unappealing to women in reality and just makes you look like a queer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      left is attractive to women, the middle and right aren't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say the guy on the far right is pretty hot
        not a woman tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're all attractive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about others but I just hate woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron the reason why they even turned Halsin into a companion was because twitter women were salivating over him. He was originally just an npc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny how most said women see him as a sexpest.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes Halsin is the sex pest not the actual horny bawd in the party. I totally believe you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Halsin is a gay rapist and a zoophile

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All the companions are sexpests though.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I love men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw gay
    >none of them look attractive
    >left guys face looks fricked
    is this actually for women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >none of them look attractive
      whats attractive to YOU?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Femboys, traps and mtf trannies. It's a cope for not getting the real thing (prison gay).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trannies
          have a nice day

          >none of them look attractive
          whats attractive to YOU?

          as a femboy I'm aslo attracted to femboys. also twinks and ambushes welcome too.
          and Billy Herrington of course

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >prison gay homosexual
            Called it.

            Traps ain't gay homo.

            >i want to frick men that look like women
            That's just being gay in denia,l a tale as old as time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Traps ain't gay homo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            traps aren't gay but you're gay if you like traps.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post breasts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pic.

            >prison gay homosexual
            Called it.
            [...]
            >i want to frick men that look like women
            That's just being gay in denia,l a tale as old as time.

            frick off, you absolute moronic elitist homosexual.
            go back to jerkingoff to hairy fat fricks and smelling jockstraps or whatever. Black person.
            traps are men, and you will unfrick yourself or 41%.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >/pol/tard
              >is a flaming homosexual
              Checks out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >poltard
                >implying
                you're the poltard here, buddy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you're the poltard
                Nah, /misc/ hates anime and transfolk like me so I just come here occasionally, Ganker, and /LULZ/

                Sorry to disappoint, homosexual. Now go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, hating troony groomers like you is nothing to do with pol. feel free to go back there or /tttt/ yourself though.
                me, on the other hand, I'm home.

                never forget, traps are men (just like you are) and they will always outlive you, no matter how much you try to groom us.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The /misc/gay is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a /misc/shart and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Femboys, traps and mtf trannies. It's a cope for not getting the real thing (prison gay).

      You are not even gay. Why are you pretending you even know what it's like to be an androphile?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vampire sexo

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all 3 homosexuals

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a new body mod? If so can I get a link? Asking for a friend btw

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also /tttt/ is cancer don't @ me loser.

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