>accidentally kills your scout

>accidentally kills your scout

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unintentionally

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My anscestor 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Such a good game.
      I want to go back.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game any good? Or just for memes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's just good for memes, don't look up gameplay to determine it for yourself.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    will rockpox garbage go away after this season?
    worst shit they ever came up with, holy frick.
    its fricking painfull if you have to kill these fricks and you don't have a hitscan weapon on you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no definitive word but I'd imagine they'll become much more rare, like rival presence did after season 2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this
        plus they'll probably make plaguehearts act like tyrant shards or data cells where they give you credits

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gunnerbro here, I have no problem dealing with rockpox and can do it solo but don't feel like it, now start foaming.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dislike dwarves who get to the pod then turn to shoot at the other dwarves very much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate me, my bullets won't hurt while i'm sitted in the pod, you're totally fine, stop whining.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >was playing an egg haz 4 with bosco
    >random level 100 scout joins
    >rock and stone
    >dude speedruns the level and hits the button before I can finish the secondary
    >no gold
    >no minerals
    >mission complete
    >says nothing and leaves

    what compels a person to play the game like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you and I both know the answer: unadulterated autism
      did he even rock & stone or ping anything funny once?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he might have r&s once
        it was all so joyless

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'M SO GLAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT I FOUND SOME BISMOR!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the m1000 is a scam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      git gud
      1 click
      1 dead bug

      if you're using hipster you NEED t2b (20%+ on weakspot) to kill grunts to the face.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New to game. I’m doing the first 10 missions solo. I assume the first 10 is to introduce you to the different types of game modes in the game. After that, I assume you just pick missions and you can join random groups or have random people play with you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yep
      literally just do whatever missions you need for assignments/promotions/season challenges and intersperse with deep dives when you get to those

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do the beers do?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          some have bonuses that last for the mission i.e. a bonus to how much gold you mine

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            For example the Oily one doesn’t seem to do anything. That’s the only one I have unlocked. Also how do I unlock paint schemes or is that later in the game?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              oily oaf and glyphid slammers just make you drunk, leaf lover's sobers you up, the daily special provides a buff for the next mission, and the craft(able) beers just provide a funny effect like freezing you, teleporting you, or making you fart a lot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing except get you drunk, they're just for fluff. It's just fun to do while waiting, like dancing at the jukebox.
          Only exception is whatever the daily special is, which will have an effect on the mission.
          Also if you need to clear your drunkenness just jump in the barrel hoop, and never get the leaf lover's special lest you get called a filthy leaf lover.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the daily specials provide buffs
          slayer stout and red rock blaster are two to watch out for

          [...]
          Thanks. I’m only doing them solo because I don’t wanna look like a jack ass who doesn’t know what I’m doing. I just beat the mission where you learn how to pump the liquid and it took me like an hour. I was also exploring.

          Is it just me or is BOSCO OP as frick.

          bosco is strong just because he has unlimited ammo

          dont worry too much about playing online. the vast majority of people are friendly. just use your laser pointer, stick with your team, and mine stuff. that's all there is to it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you can join random groups (click join button and find an existing group) or have random people play with you (click Host: Public and wait for people to join or just start), yes.
        You don't have to do the first missions solo btw, in fact it might be more difficult that way. I personally played with randos almost as soon as I was able to and I had a good time.

        Thanks. I’m only doing them solo because I don’t wanna look like a jack ass who doesn’t know what I’m doing. I just beat the mission where you learn how to pump the liquid and it took me like an hour. I was also exploring.

        Is it just me or is BOSCO OP as frick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m only doing them solo because I don’t wanna look like a jack ass who doesn’t know what I’m doing.
          You really don't have to worry about how other players will perceive you. I did worry about it initially, turns out people in public lobbies are very helpful to an autistic degree. I was nervous maybe the first match or two until I realized there's no reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can join random groups (click join button and find an existing group) or have random people play with you (click Host: Public and wait for people to join or just start), yes.
      You don't have to do the first missions solo btw, in fact it might be more difficult that way. I personally played with randos almost as soon as I was able to and I had a good time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My only requirement for new players is to get the friendly perk. They don't need to understand or do anything else.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kick him. Completely unprofessional behaviour; that kill should have been 100% intentional.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not willingly

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i have to play scout

    i need to see everything and letting others play feels like they never spam enough lights

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      flares are for swarm times. people who expect us to keep some giant cave perma-lit can eat a dick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get C4d sc**t

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i dont mind anymore since they made scout fun to play with the gk2 buffs, sweeper and xbow

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you have to pick a class you don't like to play to finish an assignment or dive

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