>achievement unlocked: finish tutorial

>achievement unlocked: finish tutorial
it feels like an insult more than anything

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >achievement unlocked: finish tutorial
    >Only 50% of people have it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it's a great feature, unironically. Since it shows you how many people finished the tutorial. They should also have one for opening the game for the first time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just make me loose more faith in the gaming community

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      normies were a mistake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the player percentage that have the achievement for beating the first boss is higher than the one for beating the tutorial

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mari is superior to Asuka in every conceivable way
    So glad they ditched the b***h

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spank that thing into shape. Good girl

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I was slapped by a female

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just approach one on the street and ask her about having sex, you could also be kicked in the balls or pepper sprayed but you can do it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean in a sexy way

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I was slapped by a female

        I wish Asuka spanked me.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          trans rights are not human rights.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asuka is queen cuck

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slam cut to black after traumatic action intro sequence
    >achievement unlocked: finish tutorial

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is is true that asuka is taller than shinji

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shinji and Rei are both shorter than Asuka and Gendo is comically tall compared to everyone else

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >achievement unlocked: die 10 times
    >achievement unlocked: play on easy mode
    th-thanks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      name 1 game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jackie Chan

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame zoomers, even a sight of a challenge is off putting to them, they must be constantly bombared with congratulations for being nobody and achieving nothing, I don’t blame devs for pandering to these subhumans

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Handholding and tea with Asuka

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume devs are just being lazy and going “hey just do a tutorial achievement, no one will give a shit.”

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most games don't have telemetry, so devs use achievements to track what players do. A tutorial achievement tells you what percentage of the players who at least booted up the game actually started playing it. Other main quest achievements tell them how far they get before dropping it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wooden doors Joe.

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