>Achievements: 20/108
>Latest: Complete the main story on normal difficulty
"I beat the game"
>Achievements: 20/108. >Latest: Complete the main story on normal difficulty
>Achievements: 20/108
>Latest: Complete the main story on normal difficulty
"I beat the game"
Imagine being the target audience of this.
The kind of person who actually, unironically cares that achievements exist, but can't even get them properly.
Lmao
what brings a man to use one of those? being a trophy hunter on playstation but switching to pc and using it to get all your old cheevos?
loving some game and having 99/100 cheevs and you can't get the last one?
seriously the target market is obviously sick in the head, but who even are they?
I just used this on Starfield because using the console disables them and I just wanted to have the ones I legit earned already.
I have since deleted the console history log and now the achievements are working again.
I hate that developers disable achievements when using cheats / consoles in single player games. Even for me I just used the console to copy an NPC face to a follower.
ITS SINGLE PLAYER SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT
Usually there's a mod to disable that.
Seems to be two fold.
You need the mod and you also need to ensure there's no console history log file in your document folder. I had the mod but still stopped getting achievements until I deleted that file.
they changed it so that actually is a thing? toddsgames are fucking busted and i need to use console to fix shit half the time without any mods already, jesus fucking christ what were they thinking?
i'm never buying shitfield
It was already a thing in Skyrim, there was just a mod to enable achievements again
>Win 100 Games as Faction X in ranked mode
>for every of the 20 factions
>Multiplayer officially shut down in 2017
That, and bugged achievements are valid imho.
Never used it but might in the future.
Oh, and shit like
>be first place in ranked in a game filled with autists with 10k+ hours, no job and responsibilites
i used it only to get items in tf2
Prehistoric Ganker used to mock anyone giving a shit about something as mundane as achievements, how times have changed
Prehistoric Ganker also mocked reddit memes, dudebro shooters, and upscaling.
This. The only cheevo I've ever actually had any reaction to is "The part where he kills you" in Portal 2 just because it was silly.
okay, 2 cheevos. Lazy Bastard in Factorio was interesting because it just kind of shifts how you go about the game early on and overall improved how I play since I'd always lean on hand crafting instead of just making a mall. Just gave me the push to set things up the first time around so I wasted less time standing around waiting for shit to craft.
Spoiler tags are for spoilers, not to put emohasis on your boring opinions
xbox wouldnt exist without am*ricans because who else buys this shit
Indians
That’s when Ganker was white
I use this when i have game on more than one platform but cant be bothered to play it twice.
Like if a game is on game pass il play it on game pass and unlock same achievements on steam in tandem.
>game pass using trophy hunter, tranime avatar
I choose to believe I've been baited.
Okay but like.. why?
>I already got that cheevo
Sure. But what changes if you don't activate the cheevo? What changes when you do? I'm just really struggling to understand why it's something that you go out of your way to fix.
when I plat a game I go and tell my friends about it on discord and then they go "damn anon you platted another one already?" and I get dopamine
bnuuy
I used this couple of times to get multiplayer achievements off games that required a ton of grinding and were dead or had servers killed. I played Space Marine MP just to 100% it but I was able to find players if I cant then I will use cheevo manager. I only 100% games i really really like tho so whatever.
I don't care about cheevos but some of those are, basically, impossibile to gain because leached to multiplayer shit or like "play the game during a stream of the dev" or shit like that.
>I don't care
>but I can't get them NOOOOOOOooooo
how did you think that we wouldn't catch that? if you didn't care you wouldn't even look at the list of cheevs
No i don't care in general, i wanted to to the devil's advocate pointing out something that is real.
It's possible to not personally care about something but recognize that it's bullshit from the perspective of people who do care. Do you have no theory of mind?
I totally get that anon. Back in mid 2010's I was like that with Steam achievements. The way Valve implemented achievements in Steam has always been god awful especially since they included "average game completion rate" for rarest achievement showcase back in 2013 with trading cards.
I think being someone who cares about achievements and playing something retarded like Payday 2 is the perfect use case for this. It's downright unreasonable, having over 1300 achievements in a primarily multiplayer game.
I don't get, I had a friend that would double and triple up on games to 100% them across different versions. Also had a weirdo add me once and balk at the 4 or 5 games I had 100% so I said something about the hundreds he had and he was like "oh i hacked those in lol XD"
I am the target audience of this because I wanted the tf2 poker night items without having to play it.
I think I used it maybe once when the game garden gnomeed me out of an achievement I should have got.
I'll cheat and unlock achievements that I deem not worth my time. Like if I've done EVERYTHING in a game already and the last achievement I have is "collect 50,000 bear asses" I'll collect 500 or so asses and just give myself the other 49,500. I wouldn't do this if each Bear dropped 1,000 asses, but if a Bear only has 1 ass I'm not going to sit around for days collecting asses, it's basically not even playing the game anymore. If the developer can't respect my time then I don't respect their rules. Collecting over 6 million bear asses is not going to add anything to my experience.
I got filtered out of achievement hunting after collecting all the feathers in Assassins Creed 2. I don't even want to know how much worse the garbage collection achievements became nowadays
It hasn't gotten worse. More or less the exact same of easter egg hunting. I remember collecting all the shit in Assassins Creed 1 in 08.
I remember a game that gave you rewards for earning all achievements within a specified time. Perfect tool for the job. Couldn't care less about the game itself.
I have the Bloodborne one. Don't really have to go out of your way to get it.
Yup, got this and it works fucking amazingly well.
Outside of specific ingame items being tied to achievements, what is even the point of this.
People like to cheat for clout. That's it. They do it on PSN constantly to the point that you have people getting 30 minute platinum times on 300 hour JRPGs, and back in the day 360 achievements were constantly cheated to the point that getting any difficult achievement offline was considered a way to tell you cheated achievements in. It drove me nuts because my family had a horrendous internet connection that would cut the connection at complete random and I had to deal with having stuff unlock offline randomly for years until a wiring upgrade fixed it on our end.
Now, you'd think "No one is going to believe that person" and you'd be correct, but they do it anyway. They also try to get their accounts unbanned from the leaderboards on places like PSNProfiles, it's pretty funny.
The only other uses are like
said, getting TF2 items, and if I remember right you can use them to lock achievements so you can collect them again. Some people like doing that. Valve doesn't even care either as long as you don't do it on VAC-enabled servers.
Yeah but it's very noticeable to anyone who remotely cares due to the timeframes they complete these games.
>back in the day 360 achievements were constantly cheated to the point that getting any difficult achievement offline was considered a way to tell you cheated achievements in.
How does one tell if they got it offline? Granted my 360 died in early 09 (bought it at launch and got most of my cheevos for games in 05-08), so 'back in the day' could easily mean 10 years ago rather than 14+ years ago.
>Yeah but it's very noticeable
They don't really conceptualize that. Some are even confused how people figured it out. They think they're so smart and they got away with it. There's some people who do legitimately try to trick people with legit timestamps but they usually mess up like getting out of region Vita DLC trophies, they mess up the order somewhere, or they make unlock times in unbelievably strict timeframes that speedrunners can just barely do.
>How does one tell if they got it offline?
No date on the achievement, it just says you unlocked it. You can't do it anymore on the Xbone or SeX because you straight up can't unlock achievements unless you're online. It will track your progress but won't pop anything until you go on.
Sucks when devs lock the achievements like Rust so those don't get unlocked
>to get the last achievement, you have to contact the devs and strip-tease to them on a webcam while showing a paper with your steam ID written on it
dunno, seems kinda based.
>gets you VAC banned
Only acceptable to use it if the achievements you're unlocking cannot be obtained any other way
>rare "liked the game pirated - bought after" happened for real
>steam didn't read my save
>dragged into new folder
>got all cheevos
I didn't want that
Holy shit thats exactly what I need.
>play all of the souls games
>get all achievements
>finally get to the best game, Dark Souls 1
>finish the game 13 times or something to get all the achievements
>last achievement: get all special weapons
>craft the last weapon I need with a boss soul
>...
>...
>no achievement
>"maybe if I re-collect them from the ground"
>put all on the ground
>they despawned cause apparently you can't place special weapons on the ground
Can I get banned for using tool?
didn't know this was a thing until this thread and then looked it up.
it's been a thing for over a decade, valve doesn't care at all about cheating for achievements, except maybe tf2 where achievement unlocks give you weapons in a pvp game. it may get you vac banned if you use it with csgo or some shit like that, but not dark souls. 100% undetectable by others if you don't use it like a retard ie...
>using it to get the 100hour playtime achievement in panzer dragoon without having 100 hours in game
>having every achievement unlock at the same time or out of order
even then, that can be chalked up to bugs or simply playing in offline mode where when you get back online they all pop at once at the same timestamp. hell, one of the last achievements i got for vermintide 2 was the "complete the prologue" achievement cuz i guess it didn't trigger properly, even though i already had like 200 hours in game with maxed out characters.
So they can't track whether you used this program or not?
They probably could if they gave a shit (getting achievements for DLCs you don't own or something). But they don't
Fine, I'm gonna try it. But if I get banned I'm gonna start crying and thats a shoot
Only if you're in a VAC server. Otherwise it's completely safe. And if you're worried about all your cheevies unlocking at the same time, just unlock one every few minutes or longer inbetween. I only used it once for RE3 REmake because the 1 puzzle achievement at the train station would never unlock, no matter how many times I did it. It even unlocked for RE.net, but wouldn't for Steam. So I caved in and popped it in. From what I know, people have been using it for like over a decade and there hasn't been any issues. The only exception would maybe be multiplayer only games because I've heard people getting game banned from stuff like PayDay2. Not VAC banned, just game banned.
I don't do minigolf games neither mahjong with tile cheating on yakuza
>Poker, you gain chips at a snail's pace because they don't let you go all in or even raise more than the original bet amount
>The aiming for darts is ridiculously specific in some games
>Pachinko/slots shouldn't even exist. In real life or in game
>Clan battles in 6 are 50% loading screens
I actually like Mahjong.
>got an achievement in Terraria I didn't get legit yet because was testing something on an all items world
>use this to remove the achievement so I could get it again at a later date
Feels good.
You did, though.
Devs should have made a harder game if they wanted that to mean something.
>achievements: 39/40
>final one to get requires playing multiplayer when the servers haven't been online in years
Spec Ops:The Line?
? The Line doesn't have online achievements.
the fucking mad max game, not multiplayer but online service gayry
i think it's possible to get the last achievement by downloading a 100% save file but i only cared enough to seethe about it on Ganker and not enough to actually do something about it
the scrap one?
i missed the platinum because of that shittery
>achievement: win a multiplayer game against one of the game's designers in a 2v2 ranked map.
>achievement: Have the game running for an entire year
>achievement: don't play the game for 10 years
Not an achievement but there is a visual novel that has a trigger if you don't play it for 10 years.
Who even stays on the same machine and OS for 10 years at a time?
I had my previous one for 8, not that crazy
Judging from the whining, a good portion of Ganker
Just look at all the people saying "I use windows 7 and will never upgrade"
You don't?
How would that be relevant? Do you just delete all your save games when you install a new OS?
Sure. No use for them after I finished the game. If I want to replay it someday, I'll want to start from zero anyway,
>close game
>open PC settings
>set it to 2050
>open game
>???
>Achievement Unlocked!
moron you're not buying a new pair of shoes this is a computer. This is something that can last for 25 years if treated well and stay competetive for half of that if you pick good enough parts.
Stanley's Parable. Or was it 5 years? I did it fair and square last month.
supposedly its 10
What I do know is that for some fucking reason it refused to give me this achievement even though it had been more than 5/10 years since I last played this game.
Yeah Stanley's Parable did it. But I think it was meant to be a joke for the user to fuck with their OS clock. Of course aspies took it 100% literal so any achievement tracking site would label you as cheating if you did it.
Outside of SP, there's games that do take it literally and I get this feeling it was a shitty passive aggressive swipe at the entire concept of achievements and being hassled to put them in.
>lose network connection
>game doesn't give achievements earned during that time
Steam can get achievements in offline mode.
That is dependent on the game.
I've had games where Achievements don't unlock while offline (Persona 4 Golden)
Maybe it can't, maybe it can't. However, with RetroAchievements, the cheevo data isn't in the games themselves for obvious reasons, and I don't know of any RetroAchievements client that caches the data for offline use.
>get overabundance of food
>half eat the lot of it
>trash the rest
>"oh no, cost of living!"
Those wings probably cost 2$ each.
>all that meat is wasted
Why do black people exist?
Breeding morons to use in sports leagues and light skinned negresses as bed wenches is a Patrician hobby.
>achievement unlocked!
>the bigger they are...
i hate wings with the bone in the middle dividing the meat.
so you prefer chicken nuggets
Why do you care how much of a video game someone plays?
I have my trophies public on psn and people slide into my DM's to tell me they were impressed with all my plats.
>Achievements: 107/108
>not unlocked: fart on yourself 1000 times
>"i didnt beat the game"
If i had a gun and have to pick between killing a child rapist and soneone who waste food, i would kill the latter.
>NOOOO, you must send more data for evaluation and analytics to the devs, otherwise you didn't beat the game!!1!
>he thinks the devs can't do that without achievements
>47/48
>Last achievement only available for those, who kickstartered game
Most side content in modern gaming is worthless padding, it's not worth anyone's time, even a friendless NEET's.
Make more interesting content if you want people to play it. Getting all the bubbul gems in TotK so some chud can turn into a horse is not going to get me to finish your stupid side quests.
Haven’t cared about getting achievements in video games since middle school.
Get a job.
>games that I love have 80-90% achievement completion
>the last of it is all multiplayer shit
>Achievement requires friends
>achievement requires playing solo
>shoot 10000 people achievement on afterthought tacked on multiplayer mode that died within a week
Oh yeah, you definitely need to have that achievement to beat the game.
You do have them all, right Ganker?
I have them all except Dark Souls 3 because that game sucks
>You do have them all, right Ganker?
ofc, the ones that matter anyway, last two are slop
correct
Correct.
Fuck cheevofags, literally mice in a maze tier levels of retardation.
I got a 100% on Sekiro without trying. And I have done more things in DMC5 than there are achievements for.
>Achievements: 108/108
"I accomplished something worthwhile''
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 1
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 2
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 3
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 4
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 5
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 6
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 7
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 8
>completing game on difficulty x doesn't unlock the ones below it
EDF 4.1
In EDF's defense, that game is specifically designed to be played ad nauseum
In EDF's offense, that game is pure shit so getting even ONE achievement for completing it is enough
>all of the achievements can be done on 1 playthrough except the last one
>complete [x] quest on every single difficulty
>there are like 7 difficulties
>Beat the game on the hardest difficulty
>A new even harder difficulty gets patched in later on
>It doesn't unlock the achievement
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 1
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 2
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 3
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 4
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 5
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 6
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 7
>Achievement: Complete the game on difficulty 8
>but it only unlocks it one difficulty per playthrough, you have to start at 1
the only reason i dont have all of the spec ops the line cheevos, i aint playing it four times in a row
dats cool n shiet
but I ONLY EAT PUSSY
occasianally ass
>achievements
Useless garbage in most cases made to replace actual content
What's your favorite achievement? Mines from empire total war
>The Medallion of the Imperial Psycopth
>"Declare war on all nations the first turn, never make peace, and win the game"
Just got this yesterday. Holy shit it's been emotional.
Impressive. I've tried MP once and got so horribly mogged, that I'll never try again. And while I have a save that's in a position to conquer everything with my own kingdom I didn't bother to try, since kingdom management seemed pretty tedious without dickplomay and I wanted to stay native (for whatever reason). So my best one is just Girl Power.
which one is the lowest form of gaming?
achievement hunting or speedrunning?
I’d say speedrunning is worse since achievement hunting eventually ends when you get all achievements
I'm actually more tempted to play a game that doesn't have achievements, since they exist as something that isn't that interesting. Is anyone supposed to care about their e-peen in this day and age? Really, the only time achievements have actually had a noticeable, let alone positive, impact on the game is if they're tied to the game directly. Like A Robot Named Fight, where achievements show what content you've unlocked, so you can keep track of what you need to unlock. When you see one, you basically unlock a new piece of content.
It makes sense in arcade style games like AC6, but other than that I completely agree with the sentiment
>achievements
don't care
i don't have autism
>Achievements: 40/120
>Missing: Achieve 100 victories with civilization 1
>Achieve 100 victories with civilization 2
>...
>Achieve 100 victories with civilization 40
>Achieve 1000 victories with civilization 1
>Achieve 1000 victories with civilization 2
>...
>Achieve 1000 victories with civilization 40
why even bother
I mean yeah I did, all the rest is only there if you don't have other games to play.
>get top 10 on the global online leaderboards
t-thanks behavior interactive, very cool
I like financially supporting stuff that makes Ganker mad. I bought Starfield but I'll probably never play it
I'm rich as fuck so it doesn't impact me at all and it makes the seethe that much sweeter lmao
Since you broke the ice with food analogies, all those useless achievements are like rice in a habchi meal. If I eat some on the way to the meat and veggies, fine, but I'm not going out of my way for rice alone. Then, once I'm done eating everything but the rice, I'm done with the meal. Maybe I'll eat a little more rice of its good but I'm probably gonna throw most of it away. Basically, most achievements are pointless filler.
>mainly singleplayer game
>half the achievements are locked behind a now dead tacked on multiplayer mode
>start game
>achievement: play the game when there's more than 44 concurrent players
>there's more achievements like that with higher numbers but the game's dead
I'm curious, what game?
overwatch 2
down syndrome
Delta V
https://steamcommunity.com/stats/846030/achievements
I was wrong, there's only one more achievement, which is impossible to get now
It's a small tiny indie game that I don't think even has MP, I dunno why they would add those
>love the idea of trophies/cheevos
>half of them are mindless grind, finding 10000 collectables, random hoop jumping or multiplayer trophies that ruins the fun for me and other people as well
they should be your ACHIEVMENTS not random task list
>eating wings
Shits like eating peanut shells, almost no fucking meat.
Yes but the chicken is already dead and it's only respectful to eat all of it.
yeah, but the meat is like perfect mix between breast and thigh
there's only one correct answer
rollin', I'm hungry
nothing again it is!
6, you off the ends, crack the bone open with your teeth and eat the bone marrow
>off the ends
eat the ends*
4.
Subhuman cartilage-eaters don't fucking >> me.
3
4 if I'm patient
>6 chickens were killed for this
do americans really.
Well those 6 chickens were probably grown in 4 months from egg and injected with giga steroids so it's all fine.
>he thinks 6 chickens is a lot
Oh you poor naive turd worlder
it gets funnier if you know where red food dye comes from and they say "i wont eat the bugs".
it gets double funnier if you read the bible, and you come across the part where it says your unclean if you eat bacon, but specifies that yes, locusts and crickets are a-okay meals. obviously, if you bring this up, youll get no replies.
How about we just eat you instead
>anons response to finding out he eats bugs is to insinuate cannibalism
i mean, if you really want to, im pretty sure the bible says its not cool, at least once, somewhere. im skinnyfat so your not gonna need much seasoning
Nobody here brought up the bible, so I'm not sure why you're constantly referring to it fag.
well, yeah
>the Bible
The last generation of retards clinging to cosmic cope. Forgive them, they literally can’t help themselves but to immediately tell you about their book of Bronze Age mythology
they dont want you to know this, but the chickens on the farm is free. i have 267 chickens in my basement
Now tell that to speedrunners
No thanks. I don't talk to trannies
rate my dessert
>Being east asian
Imagine.
Why is it slimy?
is that jello and oily marshmallows
>Achievements
You people are fucking mindbroken.
imagine caring about achievments, I completed the campaign how have I not beaten the game?
sometimes theres kinda neat shit hidden in the game. call halo casual all you want, but some map designer hiding a love heart written in blood that requires you to literally murder the commander of the ship and survive 2 minutes of invincible fuck you enemies just to walk into a back room never intended for players to even see is kino
oh and the hitman blood money trick to turn everyone on the boat into zombies
>the dev says theres still secret easter eggs that havent been found
>games 17 years old now
"beat" should not be used with any game past the 8-bit era, because it implies there was a challenge to overcome. in those days such challenges existed because most of the games were designed with an arcade mindset requiring pressure to game over and get another quarter from the player. even on the NES, historically tiny gamedev budgets meant that a handful of levels needed to be stretched across hundreds of hours of gameplay to justify the cost of cartridges, and ramping up difficulty was the easiest way for devs to create "value"
games from 16-bit onward were designed for the home console, which reduced or eliminated the pressure to game over, and increasingly were designed for children, women, and casuals. they are supposed to be completed with minimal investment and no requirement of mastery, and are just passive experiences that offer x hours of story for a standard price point. you don't "beat" a movie, you just finish watching it. "i finished/completed game" is the more correct expression for modern releases, and honestly when people say they "beat" a new game it makes them look like a millennial/zoomer desperately in search of an accomplishment
>If you didn’t play the entire game with a modded donkey konga controller and your dick being nailed to a ceiling fan then you didn’t really beat it
>games from 16-bit onward were designed for the home console,
For the SNES, yes, in its later years especially in 94-96. But for the Genesis/Saturn/Dreamcast for the main selling point was arcade games coming over? No, it was still in that mindset heavily. I don't think it was stripped entirely until Gen 6.
If I saw the ending, I beat the game. Stay mad nerd.
>the real ending is hidden behind new game+
filtered fags never fail to make me laugh. also, thats a lotta fs in a single sentence, isnt that weird.
>the real ending is one second longer than the regular ending and takes 35 additional hours of grinding for random macguffins
i 100% trine, if i remember correctly the tower of sarek one was kind of a bitch
The only game I've gotten all the trophies for is Ace Combat 5, and it killed nearly the game for me.
I like achievements if they drive me to engage in the game in a way I otherwise might not, but most of the time it's garbage I don't care about. If I have a lot of or all of the achievements in a game it means I really liked it and nothing more.