Advance Wars

>still no news
What went wrong?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bound to never release until the Russia conflict end somehow. When you can see in the news things ended over there, is when this game will be released.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're escalating and Taiwan will trigger WW3 so, release never.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong?
    Nothing. This remake doesn't deserve to exist, nor it has any reason to actually.
    I'm glad the ukraine shit happened so this soulless creation remains unfinished forever, people who love advance wars didn't need this remake to play it with their friends

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait... maybe the ones behind the Ukraine war is the AW fans who didn't want to the remake be released.
      How power are them? That is a deep iceberg shit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >front mission 2 still doesn’t have a release date, just summer 2022
    >it’s august
    Did the mech battles happening in Ukraine force their hand on that too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Front mission remake*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll just drop, they forgot to date it or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly.

      Metal Slug Tactics being MIA is also probably for the same reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Metal Slug Tactics was simply announced too early in its development cycle.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been silently cancelled. Nintendo's just never going to admit it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hope

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever at NoA decided to get praise-me points for tying fictional war games to real-life events, despite the fact that AW usually releases near pivotal real-life events through no fault of its own. NoJ should fire everyone involved in that decision and just let the game came out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game was never even coming out in Japan, the only thing NCL cares about at this point is NoA wasted a bunch of money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So fire them for that, I don't care. But they definitely shouldn't have a job there anymore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can take solace in the fact there's now way WayForward isn't black listed from working on Nintendo properties after how much of a shit show this games production was.

          don't worry, russia is losing and you will get your game before the end of this year

          Just in time for Taiwan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mean East china

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck you gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, fuck off. I enjoyed AW's cartoon WW2 aesthetics. Not my problem you normalfags can't see a cartoon characters inspired by a fucking war that happened almost 80 fucking years ago as something relevant to the modern era. The fucking "Russian" faction is based on the fucking commies, not Putin's Oligarch Russia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is very doubt in my mind
        That despite you saying this
        If they did release the game you'd still accuse them of virtue signaling about ukraine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuck
      >fucking
      >fucking
      >fucking
      >fucking
      I know you're trying hard to blend in kiddo, but tone it down a bit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White people ruined things for everyone as usual

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WayForward needs to burn to the ground

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wayforward remaking an Intelligent Systems game
      The real question is what the fuck Intelligent Systems is making right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IS last games were paper mario and wario ware
        who knows what they are doing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If those leaks were true then fire emblem.
        Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the case either way.
        Advance wars was a dormant franchise until this remake and we probably aren’t getting a new one for a long time if ever.
        They usually only drop one wario ware/paper Mario per system.
        I’d be down for a new battalion wars but if Russia-Ukraine conflict is enough to indefinitely delay advance wars then that’s never happening.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >new Battalion Wars comes out
          >Tundra is suddenly back to being evil with no explanation
          >Xylvania is part of the alliance because blue and yellow country = good now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the game that will save FE

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't worry, russia is losing and you will get your game before the end of this year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      help me! i'm winnig!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that what Russia said when they asked North Korea for troops and equipment?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, it's me eating pizza without Coca cola

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking kek.

          You can take solace in the fact there's now way WayForward isn't black listed from working on Nintendo properties after how much of a shit show this games production was.

          [...]
          Just in time for Taiwan.

          Taiwan will easily stomp China. Asians never win when they try to invade smaller island nations.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stop replying to yourself, chud

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    T-trust us w-we didn't need another 6 months to fini... polish some bugs! The game is r-ready b-but ukraine and everything :^)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today, some chinese missiles ended up in the okinawan sea, so don't expect this game soon.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats wrong with Nintendo
    Why do they need to delay the release this long

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Advance Wars always unperformed. It's mediocre sales aren't worth even the infinitesimal chance the remake causes backlash. Cancelling it despite the work done on it is the more sound business decision.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Backlash for what?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trust me, If a company stop a game about cartoonesque war because there is a real war, you don't want to play it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And why is that?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this slut is too sexy for switch console

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is cute-sexy. The best combo.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol don't care
    Just going to keep playing AWBW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AWBW gets gay after a while, anon. Like, real gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're trying to do ranked and climb the ladder probably. Haven't tried that. I just play casually with irl friends I don't normally get to game with (console peasants) so it's always fun.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    no Rachel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No cap Racheal is kind of an ugly ass bitch ngl.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro are u gay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s supposed to be Koal since he calls Rachael ugly in the story mode.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry my bad, i just recently started with advance wars, still playing "blackhole rising"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame nobody dumped the nsp.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna have to wait until Gigaleak 2040 Edition to play it, sorry I don't make the rules.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    they won't let me get nell and sami pregnant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sami™ is a child you idiot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kanbei is only 36
        What the fuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Drake is 15.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone is 5-10 years younger than you'd think

        Why do the Japanese do this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wonder if anyone has a pic with all the character ages

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whats with the messed up names

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whats with the messed up names

          >Whats with the messed up names
          all their japanese games

          >12 year olds leading troops in war
          What goes through the Japanese mind?

          in japan. your life kinda ends when you leave school

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >games
            names

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the fuck would they change the names in translation thats so fucking retarded

            Some of them even already have westen names and were just changed to other western names for no reason

            Really putting an emphasis on thr first 5 letters of 'translation'

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine wanting to get sniped halfway across the world by some gay named "Billy"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Must have been a reference to Billy the Kid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If that name was left as is then the localizers would need a billy cane to the dick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Andy > Ryo
            Sami > Domino
            Olaf > Whip
            Grit > Billy
            Colin = Ewan
            Kanbei > Kikuchiyo
            Sonja < Asuka
            Sensei < Yamamoto
            Drake > Mop
            Jess < Hannah
            Flak < Kong
            Lash > Kat
            Adder > Snake
            Sturm = Hell-Bouze

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              surprisingly you are 100% correct

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the fuck is a Bouze

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              engrish for boss
              HELL BOSS

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's a type of drink that makes you drunk I think

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Advance Wars came out when localizations were still changing names for no reason? I feel old. I mean, they still do this for some reason but still

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey man if she's old enough to be an infantry commander and fight in a war then she's old enough to fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >12 year olds leading troops in war
        What goes through the Japanese mind?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no actual war, just some kids playing with figures.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So youre telling me that WF went all the way back to the first games for the aesthetic? Not bad, I dont see why people are bitching if thats the case.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        during war age doesnt matter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonja is older than Andy
        bull-fuckin-shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sleeveless Nell

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what whent wrong?
    wayforward

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Delaying the game due to the Ukraine conflict
    Is this the actual excuse they're going with? Didn't the first two come out at a time when we were dicking around in Afgan/Iraq?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% it did
      I have a gayy child hood memory of being in the living room watching tv with my mom playing advanced wars on my original gba trying to catch light just right to see the screen. and news came on the tv about some Afghanistan mission that blew up some building. and I started to get really emotional, playing a war game, watching shit blow up on tv. and I started to cry and asked my mom what happens to the kids and families who live in those areas.
      thanks for the memories, Nintendo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >things that never happened

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, the kids were just happily playing Afghance Wars on Nintendo Gamedurka and simply painlessly blinked out of existence.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What did Thanos mean by his targeted attacks on the Middle East?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't the first two come out at a time when we were dicking around in Afgan/Iraq?
      Yeah but there was no way you could accuse them of making a political statement back then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The plot of Advance Wars 1 literally stars with NotRussia invading its neighbor

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhh the game is being delayed/canceled because of ukraine war!
    Why the fuck would that be an issue? Wars in real life have never stopped/slowed the release of war-themed videogames. It's a fictional game about fictional wars, why would it be a bad thing to release it while a real life war is going on on the other side of the planet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wars in real life have never stopped/slowed the release of war-themed videogames.
      Wars in real life are hardly ever virtue signaled this hard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tell me you were born after 2001 without telling me you were born after 2001

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm older than you are.
          9/11 didn't stop the original Advance Wars from being on shelves. The world is a very different place now than it was in the early 2000s.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >9/11 didn't stop the original Advance Wars from being on shelves
            Except it did outside of NA dipshit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No it didn't. Europe always got games a couple months after the Americas back then.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's talking about the specific release of AW, dumbass. and yes 9/11 did delay the release of the game.

                AW came out in the US the day before 9/11 and the release was pushed back to Jan the following year for the EU.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I swear I remember seeing copies for sale here when I was a kid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We live in the worst timeline where everyone has become soft. The idea of imaginary war gives anxiety to those who have never been affected by any actual war, therefore it must be removed (or come with a trigger warning).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They really did a number on millennials and future generations raising them as "everyone is a special snowflake". The reality pill that "No. You are not special. You are just another fucking cog in the machine. Not stop crying over your cartoons and get turning, asshole" hit them hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well irc the plot is a Russian analog invading another country.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's cancelled honestly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It definitely is. There was no delay, and the reason for it wasn't logical or valid. Nintendo canned it, there must have been a lot more wrong with it than just the cheap mobile art style.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Ukkkraine

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't some people get digital copies back on the original release date?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One person and since they were a dumb broad Nintendo un-downloaded it from their Switch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. One person did but Nintendo quickly removed it.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT FEEL WHEN NO BIG TITTIE GOTH LASH GIRLFRIEND

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warning. Don't open.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This artstyle is absolutely gay AIDS and anyone who thinks it isn't should unironically kill themselves.

    How the fuck did we go from the quality art of Advance Wars 2 and DoR to this shit? Both the characters and the in-game art are beyond abominable. have a nice day if you disagree.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree it looks awful, I've seen people make better 3D models after taking *Intro to Blender* courses

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who best clone girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pozzery

      The ones that aren't Isabella are the best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Penny has the best theme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love how her power isn't anything amazing so much as "watch me fuck up everything you were trying to do last turn"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tabitha is the most fun to use. Big dick 180/180 co units are great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tabitha turn starts
      BOM
      BOM
      BOM CLAP CLAP
      BOM
      BOM
      BOM CLAP CLAP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tabitha . Larissa theme

          still weird how it has two english translations and character names

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >your turn
          >this starts playing
          >move one infantry and build another
          >end turn
          the fast paced action-y DoR songs feel out of place
          but damn they are so good

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think the songs really start to kick it once you start forcing engagements

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tabitha alone for her theme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she has a great theme but i prefer penny's theme

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the coincidental release of a game at the same day of a terrorist attack had absolutely no effect on the release date in the other regions
    The other regions were definitely delayed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Advance Wars came out in January 2002 in Europe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By a couple of months, they were fucking still releasing them while we were tearing up Iraq and Afghanistan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's doubtful that even had anything to do with the release date. That's just how Nintendo released games back then.
        MAYBE you could make the argument about it not being released in Japan for a couple of years.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've accepted that it either will never get released officially or it will get a quiet eshop launch with LRG doing a physical run that will sell out in minutes. It's a damn shame too as I was looking forward to this release. AW is the only SRPG series I like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even an RPG.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo should be ashamed of themselves for not giving this series the Fire Emblem treatment. Instead of this soulless mobile game tier remake, we could have gotten a Three House's style new installment that would have saved the franchise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather the franchise stay dead than turn into another fire emblem.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.eurogamer.net/whats-keeping-nintendo-from-making-a-new-advance-wars

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They could do that by...
            making a fucking strategy game instead of a dating sim with fights that either end instantly or take forever

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but that what they don't want
              They want CO supports

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come play Advance Wars by Web frens, don't give money to a newgrounds tier flash game remake that doesn't even have the large CO roster and new units of Dual Strike

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the new units they look stupid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just play tinywars fags

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Or parsec/mednafen too. Better yet just have friends or family play it with you IRL, all of these will be miles better than the soulless Nintendo remake with paid online that will be 100% guaranteed to have less QoL features than AWBW.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, years back there was a short run of threads where we'd play using Mednafen. I remember winning one of those with Flak. One day they disappeared and I aways assumed it was because the wrong kind of people found out.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wars
    NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SAY THAT WORD

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >preorder game
    >money stolen
    wooooooow what the shit why am i being punished for being a retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo actually auto-refunded the eshop preorders.

      That alone speaks volumes about how dead it is.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have to censor War, so it'll have to be just called Advance.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too busy using civilians as meatshields

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      height chart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where breast chart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        clean version

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dang didn't expect Olaf to be so small and Sonja be tall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the best CO in the first game is taller than the boss of the first game
        kino tbdesu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guarantee you Max has raped both Nell and Sami at some point and contiues it semi regularly

        One probably ended up liking it and started simping for him, the other probably cried for days but doesn't say anything to anyone because she's worried about looking weak herself and causing internal conflicts in the army, so she just cries and begs him to stop every time but still takes it

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    world map

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never really understood how there are two world maps... ? I guess it's not really important

      However I think personally AW2 map is better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't they different parts of the world?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she go from formal business woman to airplane attendent

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    Russia's 2 week invasion of Ukraine.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad this game is stuck in hell.
    I rather keep AW deed that pozz it with this new cashgrab.
    If you want to play AW stuff go play the romhacks or AWBW.

    t. fan since launch day of AW 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cashgrab
      even a great AW remake would not bring in much cash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering it probably cost peaunuts to make and it's a litetal 1:1.remake with no extra content...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it would... make it's money back? and maybe a small profit? that's all you can hope for any AW remake

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everything in the Switch sells a ton of units.
            AW was probably going to do so the past April when it was supposed to relese.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the game never comes out. War is no laughing matter, and only chuds don't support Ukraine.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not showing Sturm's feet feels suHispanicious.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im so fucking mad the game is literally fucking finished but no one can play it for fucks sake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one is able to download the gba roms?
      that's crazy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And no one ever will!

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake for AW1+2
    Great I hope they add the qol changes the community really needs like map sharing, player made tournaments, spectator mode, custom games, player made commanders maybe even ranked mo-
    >voice acting
    >le quirky animations for CO powers you see once then turn it off forever
    >muh diverse soldiers
    >crap artstyle that ruins the map readability of the originals
    >the different 4 armies all look the same
    It's dead in the water

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >voice acting
      why is this a bad thing
      >le quirky animations for CO powers you see once then turn it off forever
      okay, you can turn it off, what's the problem
      >muh diverse soldiers
      oh no some of the soldiers are brown, this has such a massive impact on the gameplay that it will be literally unplayable
      >crap artstyle that ruins the map readability of the originals
      you mean a switch game looks different from a gba game, whoa
      >the different 4 armies all look the same
      same as the originals, what's your point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is this bad
        >okay just turn it off
        It shows the devs have the wrong idea on how to modernize the games and they're wasting time and resources on useless features, the direction this project is heading in is not one that benefits fans of the games.
        >you mean a switch game looks different from a gba game
        No I mean that an important aspect of the originals was lost with this new style
        >same as the originals, what's your point
        Are you trolling? If so 2/10 made me reply. Each faction in the original games had a distinct look to its units.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stupid ukranians ruined the franchise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realize WayForward was based in Ukraine.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the hell gave a 12 year old and a 6(?) year old a driver's license

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        COs are above the law i guess

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              world map

              clean version

              artdump anon, please keep dumping these, they are fantastic. Where did you get these? Are they official art?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              [...]

              artdump anon, please keep dumping these, they are fantastic. Where did you get these? Are they official art?

              official art , magazine scans etc
              source : see filename

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is that a black hole solider?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a bucket of water

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    War is hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >War is hell.
      ín advance wars
      it's just another day

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?

    Russia

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    destroying olaf home town

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and Lash gets away with it all

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nell is so hot

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wayforward

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (They/Them)Forward

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah. this seems more like a nintendo decision.
      like the game or not. wayforward would probably have just released it

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So big an entire tank battle can take place on one small section of its wing
    >Self propelled artillery can shoot across maybe 5-10 percent of its wing width
    How does it not kill the entire planet like a meteor when it crashes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The meteors only fell to earth because Intelligent Systems had an accident while balancing Tabitha's COP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lili / penny was ordered to crash the plane and kill everyone but she decided against it.

      must have landed the plane in a way that let them survive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tabitha . Larissa theme

        still weird how it has two english translations and character names

        the Euro and US days of ruin / dark conflict script are similar but you can see the changes the US version made.

        and both have the JP version hidden inside too

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > advance wars
    > wars advance
    > advance advance wars
    Wars advanced.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Financially why should Nintendo worry about Ukraine and AW? IIRC Blue Moon/Russia was Orange Stars first opponent, but ultimately only one of multiple rivals and not even the final boss. So what if Russia gets butthurt? Do they really sell much in Russia? It's not like they can expect to get many sales from them regardless in the near future

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those low sales are still less than AW would sell. More financially responsible to just axe AW.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno man, I've been replaying the original GBA version (on original hardware).
    Shit's just fun, who cares about this newgrounds flash remake.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo being pozzed. Just look at the new pokemon games.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been waiting so long for another advanced wars that I'd buy anything sadly to support it. Fire Emblem is just too lame for me, couldn't get into it. I miss simple strategy games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can wait another twenty years for it to be dumped surely.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh... that third guy in the bottom has a pretty large butt

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't hear this from me, but this is what's going on:

    >The game was actually delayed because Wayforward did a terrible job and were pulled away from the project, similar to what happened with the Bamco build of Metroid Prime 4. The Ukraine war was just a smokescreen
    >Intelligent Systems is now working on the game, fixing glitches and whatnot
    >Physical release has been cancelled because Nintendo expects low sales
    >Expect the game to be shadow-dropped 2023ish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo doesn't care about AW enough to bother restarting development. If WF fucked up that bad they'd just can it rather than waste more money on an already sinking ship.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Intelligent Systems is now working on the game
      they can barely finish their own games

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the RREEEEEEing over the art style caused them to reconsider, and then the ukraine thing happened and they used that as an excuse to keep it delayed. Another game lost because of an autistic fanbase who couldnt let go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't autistic, the art style mattered and the remake was such a sad butchering of it that it wasn't acceptable or excusable. They went with the cheapest possible mobile game aesthetic for their art and animations and it completely undermined the spirit of these games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Autism at its finest.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are just using the war as an excuse for extra development time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      everyone telling me i should stop being a NEET but holy SHIT i'm never doing it.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its the fuckhuge maps with multiple factions where you juggle several fronts and objectives in lieu of achieving a main goal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they need to get updoots for Ukraine so AW goes back into the timehole.

      this is the worst mission in the series change my mind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hardmode: Don't just use Rockets to blast the seem from the south

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    Nothing. Russia saved the legacy of the franchise by starting the war and halting the release. Putin is officially the biggest AW fan in the world.

    And no I don't want AW to get the FE treatment either. Sure modern FE is selling millions but I couldn't care at all. Classic FE is dead and I don't play VNs.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've recently just went back to restarting AW:DS just cause this remake disappeared. I wish the remake would at least have some of the DS characters, market crash is my savior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw you don't get a COP unless you're adder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is the DS game? Never played it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has some powercreep from new mechanics and units but it's fun

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Advance Wars is cursed to always be released on the onset of major real-life wars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ukraine
      >major war

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with Jess, thanks for your attention

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but Lash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also good

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonja and Lash tsundere hatesex...!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we were more similar than you thought ,no? Tee hee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sonja and Lash tsundere hatesex...!

        is there anybody that can stop javier from being so based?
        also jesus christ adder

        he just has too much style

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      somebody write a greentext

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there anybody that can stop javier from being so based?
      also jesus christ adder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I achieve Andy and Jake drip

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    This worthless abortion of a remake ever being approved in the first place. No one with a functioning brain had any interest in it, only Nintendie consoomers did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b-b-but muh switch tabletop
      It's pathetic. I fucking hate modern gaming

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being developed by wayforward

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now being developed by no one since it was cancelled.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nell was too sexual for 2022

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible fucking remake idea. Should have kept the pixel art. the remake looks like to some shitty mobile game.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people hate wayforward? I enjoyed mighty switch force, and they seem competent from that one game I played.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me personally, I don't like that they prominently use Arin Hanson for various roles. I might be obsessed here but I really don't like him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't like that they prominently use Arin Hanson for various roles
        Like what? The only thing I know he's been in is RCG as a shopkeeper.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was going to voice Max in this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This can’t be real. It’s horrible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is, it came from the little bit of footage from the dumb bitch that managed to download a copy before Nintendo undownloaded it since she was still connected online.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post the Grit one.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 this ends like Propeller Arena for the DC, gets cancelled(this case was 9/11), and gets leaked online eventually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's already cancelled, Nintendo just doesn't want to admit it.

      Unless a disgruntled Way Forward staffer dumps it, it's unlikely to get leaked.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wayforward has shown they can make fantastic pixel art
    >lmao here are some bland doodles for the portraits and two second renders that Rajesh made, please do the needful and buy full retail price

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original game already had fantastic pixel art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom looks like flash porn game

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is wayforward the one that ruins games with sjwshit or is that bluepoint? I always get the two mixed up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bluepoint
      The hate for them is more for their aesthetic decisions rather than politics

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically liked Waylon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first encounter with him he only has a single AI unit and immediately ends each turn so you only hear the first 3 seconds of his theme
      >don't hear the full theme until you actually fight him for real later in the game
      kino

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the game will be released in the Holidays. A trustful source told me this.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't there fags saying Toothpaste is fake because ISIS wouldn't hold on to a finished game for a year when this happened to AW?

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excited for the Advance Conflicts remakes

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last bump. Just to say that I am glad this scam remake got canceled and anyone who wanted to buy it is 100% a braindead retard

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Entitled. Gamers are so fucking entitled.
    >boo hoo game is already finished
    So what? Nintendo doesn't want to sell it to you. You don't have the right to play a game just because it exists.
    >m... muh preservation
    Game preservation is piracy with a prettier name. That's why the Internet "Archive" is being sued out of existence.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Putler saving us from yet another soulless, pozzed Remake. Hope someone invades Spain so that REmake 4 gets canned too.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very glad this abortion of a remake is dead in the water thank you and dont try it again please

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