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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cummin plummin

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbye My Wives

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not giving you my money you hack fraud!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? Mike didn't get enough

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DONATE 13 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING GOYS

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only raised $2,595,000

    its so fucking over GDQ sisters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did they even get over a million? How many Anonymous $10k donos did they get?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for the partner company (like the yetee) to donate 6 million!
      Yeah! Fake donation just to see the number go up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The yetee makes alot from the shirt's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully this will open their eyes that people are tired of covid virtue signaling and they'll back to live shows WITH NO GOYMASKS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real number is guaranteed to be lower. You know how Reddit admins spam those medal things on popular posts to try and hype people into dropping money doing the same?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sip*
    nah I'm good Mitch

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    miggers

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We interrupt this chud speedrunning Nintendo Dogz in order to read a ten dollar donation from gay7777
    >10 minute blogpost about some acquaintance of gay7777 who died of cancer

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think the GDQ staff said to him for this guy to shamelessly beg for donations and stall at the start?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these goddamn sheep

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the tracker amount

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mike is really leaving after this gdq

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine creating an event like this out of love and having it become... well... this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a complicated feeling watching something you started outgrow the community that started it

        Normal people like watching speedruns now, people who have no idea what the community is like and will never speedrun themselves. Hell they even stopped recruiting for their speedrun communities during these events

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I definitely heard some runners encouraging people to check out their games' community Discords and whatnot. Unless you mean something else by recruiting and I misunderstood.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Normal people like watching speedruns now,
          Kek not according to the stats of this current event.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have much to say but this is my favourite vidya gaem song.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3.4 million then went away lmao something big is coming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yupppp.
      You don't just flee a featherbedded "job" like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's taking over? His mom owns the LLC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you mean?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's terrible, the king has become a chud!
    Damn it was a different time

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was the plum game any good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No sadly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it bombed so fucking hard lmao
      at this point they may as well make a second game with plum as the main character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a porn game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's so fucking funny, because I don't think they even showed the name of the game at the end of the Plum Song

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask it to the one anon from yesterday that was LITERALLY the only one playing the game in the last 2 weeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the pirates don't want it. The devs should upload a torrent

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1.0 is on steamunlocked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game?

      That's what 2 years of hyping a single unlockable character in a game whose title you barely remember to add as a footnote will do to you.

      Did they make it to 2million?

      2.5, at least. I don't know the final number because I tuned into something else before the Arceus run ended.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you guys had fun with the event, I just couldn't bear to tune in but few times and be genuinely disgusted by what I was seeing..
      GDQ might've been dead for years by now but the start of Covid really nailed the coffin for me. Stream events are absolute dogshit. Here's to waiting game for ESA in a month.

      Plum needs her own eroge adventure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been thinking about this too.
        I'm a Europoor and I'm not living near a big city and I felt like these events were a dream come true for geeks like us. Nothing ever happens here, I don't share my love for old vidya outside of my 2-3 friends who are also into vidya and it saddens me.
        These events had people genuinely loving video games, playing for the show but also for fun, knowing that they can share this with other people in the backroom when they are not running on screen. It was something I (like most people here) wish I was part of, in spite of the cringy moments.

        But now... It's just a sanitized charity event, no soul, no fun, just attention whores trying to get popular through a shitty show no one really cares for anymore. At this point I give a look at the yetee t shirt, get one and don't care at all for the event itself.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s pretty much the entire internet in a nutshell now. Everything was so much better only a decade or two ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ut now... It's just a sanitized charity event, no soul, no fun, just attention whores trying to get popular through a shitty show no one really cares for anymore.
          Some of us watched Dogwater last year and it was a fucking beautiful departure from the corporate shit and a trip back to old GDQ.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            soul. this would be an SSS+ today just because of all the f bombs and suicide references.
            I think GDQ really jumped the shark once the staff decided bonesaw's super inoffensive jak run was a hill to die on. that cemented their desire to appease advertisers and be sanitized instead of having a good run.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I donated 13 cents. Transaction fees ate it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he/him
    >he/him
    You love to see it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://e621.net/posts?tags=velocity_(gdq)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet image.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are some donations so cringe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some?!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    e-"celebs" aren't video games

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ywnbaw

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1k4TAdcycyhd
    what is this bros?

    also why does being in the wrong thread feel so fucking right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's making Amanda Seyfried so euphoric here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cocaine

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is this "chad" they are talking to all the time? are they refering to me, the viewer, as chad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like you, Anonymous Ganker user.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you anon, i don't deserve it, i'm just a silly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats why i like you the most and not the other retard anons in the retard thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you're pretty cool.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh we have a 100 dollar donatio-
    >HEY AGDQ THIS IS MY VERY LAST DONO OF THE EVENING AND MAN WHEN I FIRST VOLUNTEERED TO HELP WITH AGDQ I WAS IN A REALLY REALLY BAD PLACE I WAS ADDICTED TO KROKODILE AND WORKING AS A CARNIVAL RODIE WELL ANYWAYS GUYS THANKS SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU ARE ALL THE BEST MUCH LOVE MUCH-"
    PLEASE
    PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
    I BEG OF YOU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AGDQ badmouthing krokodile again
      its literally made out of medicine, fucking AGDQ retards.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone (You) me previous GDQ Charts please?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a tier list for all the GDQs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, should clarify: A rating list for how good each GDQ / SGDQ overall.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm free! Later nerds!

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no after party stream
    where did the soul go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't even raid

      Rest in peace AGDQ

      twitch.tv/Infinitemystery
      You aren't missing much

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 they somehow beat last year's donation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brb anonymously donating 1 million dollars

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OW A A A A

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats the wrong song anon. the one you are looking for is 'down with the sickness' which, if i may say so, is surprisingly fitting to this retarded shit event.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They didn't announce the venue for SGDQ

    it's fucking over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man I was looking forward to see where the LGBTQ++ event will be next year oh well

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't even raid

    Rest in peace AGDQ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they did though. dude's doing a 45 hour megaman run

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .WTF IS THIS RAID BULLSHIT?
    I closed the stream what is it? is some retard running every megaman game and hyjacked the streeams? whats going on?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    need final ratings chart so i can go to bed pls

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      Anonymous

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  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what am i supposed to do now...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vidya tiem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      transition

      chud panny rights HOIPYEEEEEEE

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please do not come to ESA.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RATE THE RAID

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ack ack ack quak quak quak

    are all mutts retarded?

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to bring back the awfulGDQ block

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just watched it

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    plum is going far

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would you rate this gdq overall? Is it following/confirming the down spiraling trend?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think based factually on the ratings it was middle of the road but it just felt like it was the absolute worst

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's only because our standards are declining. People rating runs far higher than they deserve just because they don't know better anymore. I'm guilty of this as well.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there were people rating the most boring unentertaining shit SSS just because there were some tech issues.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't see one S run this year. Worms was a B, maybe A.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      D. Would have been better in person, not sure if that changed the runners applying and games submitted, though. Both really were uninteresting to me. There's something very cringekino about turbo autists coming out of their house and being forced onto a stage to showcase a game that you don't get with a run from someone's home. At an in person event, even the bad runs can still be interesting. Here, they're just sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      D. Mediocre in terms of runs, advertising, promoting and chud disease has reached critical levels. Hosts thanking their producers in the middle of a speedrun event instead of speedrunners perfectly encapsulates the overall shitty state of nu-GDQ.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's crazy how so out of touch they became. It used to be a speedrun events that raised funds now it's a fund raising event with sometimes a speedrun or two.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the absolute worst, and despite the SGDQ announcement, I doubt they'll be another AGDQ

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw this will never be you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was the vtuber a chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no just a really strange lad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so not a woman either.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a friendly reminder that brutal melo is a gigantic gay.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it ended in ALttP (which was totally a bonus game and not scripted to happen at all), Pokeymans Leg Ass, and 8 minutes of mayro
    Jesus fucking shit this was the worst GDQ ever are you fucking kidding me.
    Looking forward to SGDQ being even worse.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trans rights are human rights
    Black Live Matter™

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George didn't like trannies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First time I've ever seen this
        I wonder why? Seems like the perfect fuel for starting shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cuz it looks fake as fuck? Can you imagine a black bro like George saying "trans" in 2011

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm sheltered
          >this is somehow everyone else's fault

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sheltered
            Actual retard. Cease posting, shitposter.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the ratings graph. Was Illbleed any good?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post some runs you enjoyed, and not the same shit everyone has seen like the bonesaw run.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apes escape was fun, this was pretty much only run I could watch fully

      Ah yeah I forgot about Terraria
      Did the dude choke as hard as the previous dude

      guy had to look up where planetera sack was via 3rd party tools and most of the time it was very easy mode with nothing really going after him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant any event, not just this GDQ. Just something good to watch.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yeah I forgot about Terraria
    Did the dude choke as hard as the previous dude

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gonna be catching up on
    >jak II
    >Metal Slug
    >RaC UYA
    >OOT 3D
    >MK Shaolin monks
    >Simpsins hit and run
    >metal gear
    >Jedi knight
    any runs other than rated A and above that were cool or you liked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Watched 15 min of Blinx and it was ok but that was half just because I always wondered what that game even was.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eh ill stick it on the list, i got the time to waste

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Blast was unironically the best race at the whole thing

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if any retards get all worked up from the big donos and the begging and blow a months pay for an incentive and then just sit and watch it like damn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if the announcer says he likes limericks how can you possibly resist the temptation to donate?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      twitch is indeed like a bad reality tv show where you can watch clowns waste their monies

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what exactly was the Dark Souls host doing that was making things so unbearable to watch? I wasn't able to catch the run but it looks like some shit went down according to the chart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Constantly interrupting to read donations and just trying to take center stage over the run. Thanked a producer instead of the runner after, or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"so here's the next trick and I need to ...
      >BIG 20 DOLLAR DONATION FROM BLOWJOBLOVINGxxxgay
      Repeat as nauseam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He would keep plugging the lttp run and reading donations if the runner stopped talking for more than 2 seconds. Because the runner was kind of meek there were multiple instances where he was about to speak and host got spoken over by the host for a donation or to shill.
      He also didn't even get to call time, was interrupted by the host counting down the incentive when he was trying to talk about the final boss, and got cut off during his shout outs after the run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know how gays love being the center of attention and make everything about them. Well, it was essentially that, fag thought people watched the stream for him and the runner was just there for some mindless amusement.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The run itself was great. The donations reader was disrespectful and very loud. It was the end of the event and they needed to justify receiving large sums, over half a million or so in one hour, so he was yapping non stop. It feels very obvious they don't care about video games with all the fake donations, endless long prize segments and huge ads sreens. Very cynical and soulless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look you need to bring in 500K or I break your fucking legs
        >yes boss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Greedy white colonialists exploited that poor jungle monkey like it's 1500s. Gold gold gold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the announcer couldnt go longer than 5 seconds of dead air before "chiming in" with a donation.
      >yo nyk, hey nyk! dick sucking
      >runner is clearly a nice, submissive guy who gave up giving good commentary after his stream dropped
      >the entire stream was 90% shilling for $2mil HYPE and then alttp incentive
      >end of the run, host didnt give a shit about the runner at all. he even asked nyk how much longer for his run to over
      >nyk was cut off during his shout outs.
      absolute shit show. the runner was good, had some clean boss fights and tech.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God im still mad. Can't criticize it either cuz "it's for cancer"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes you can, the commentator was literally spreading cancer and shitting on the charity they were working for, fuck that clown, fuck it with a god damn rake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Typical GDQ aids.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Today I will remind them of the exact moment this shit started

        ?t=20492

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People were randomly clapping like halfway trough the run, it felt so out of context. puwexil still executed everything perfectly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Contrast what everyone has said with the Worms run if you get a chance, where you wouldn't even realise an announcer is present.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was there for the Worms run.
        Reading through everything here, I'm feeling really sorry for the runner; nobody deserves that, jesus fuck

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always get a bit sad watching the numbers drop on the raidee's screen as they realize they're boring and terrible. Going from 50k to 4 digits has to be rough

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any must watch/cringekino/trainwreckkino?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First part of FF 14
      Mario kart is pure cringe kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chud who said he would be normal if it wasn't for speed running.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone/chartanon upload all the ratings charts to a central repository like imgur for easier viewing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of 2023 or all ratings since charts started?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep them yourself

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              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These charts are the undoing of these threads and mean jack shit
                You should be banned

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a moron and have posted more worthless braindead garbage than any ranking and chartposting combined.
                You are the Brutal_Melo of these threads

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Alyx that low
                Terrible run, or annoying commentary?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was an incentive to write "Trans rights" on a whiteboard in game. Anon didn't like that, but it was a decent run otherwise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The dumbass that ran Alyx last time around did the same shit, and people still rated it alright mostly because he had to crab crawl along the floor multiple times like a retard to achieve OoB.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This time it was a fat greasy guy in nasty sweatpants, so not much going for the run

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                threads were full of outsiders that are extremely easy to astroturf, the run was average.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >are extremely easy to astroturf
                Can't wait for someone to use those charts as 'transphobic' proof because they went in and voted it down themselves.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As if they need to. Most people rate it low for trans runners alone

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There was an incentive to write "Trans rights" on a whiteboard in game
                Aha ha ha! They made them pay for it!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's an extortion event. Have to pay for literally everything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                First they demand you to say trans rights. In future they will forcefully marry you to a chud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying
                It was a bid race on what to write so they could take money from everyone wanting to write something else first and then push all their laundering money on it to write trans rights anyways

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                terrible and boring let's play.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trans rights and literally nauseating to watch because of VR.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Might need a co-op indicator for next time for shit like Powerwash Sim or that Metroid Prime co-op rando.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >actual B for Blinx

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Arceus
                Was the run that bad or did Keizaron drag it down with him?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he dragged it down for sure the entire couch did i cant stand it
                run itself wasnt so bad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sexo roboto.

                Yes

                >chud on mic
                >donation reader was aids
                >kiezaron on mic
                >run went over estimate
                >stalling to make more pokemon incentives met
                >the game is pokemon arceus
                Nothing could make that a good run

                >couch was terrible, and not just keiz
                >chud literally said he doesn't even like the run he's commentating
                >shilling for two more pokemon incentives during it
                >GDQ donates 100k to themselves just to meet it (they usually only pull this at the very end to up the total, don't put it towards an incentive)
                >over estimate

                bonus rounds
                >incentive isn't even done on the main file
                >it's a shitty boss fight but they say "dethrone god haha"
                >second incentive is not met, is behind by about 40k
                >humble bundle donates 60k to meet it after they've already cut away so they cut back to it despite this never happening for other incentives
                >said incentive also goes over estimate
                >Event Wrap Up: -17 Min from now
                >Super Mario Bros 3: -2 Min from now

                Everything about about GDQ in one run then.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want this robot to crush me with her 4-ton (each) roboobs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah this gif sums up GDQ well, all the good runners and fun gone over time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >last frame
                It's unironically over.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sexo roboto.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >chud on mic
                >donation reader was aids
                >kiezaron on mic
                >run went over estimate
                >stalling to make more pokemon incentives met
                >the game is pokemon arceus
                Nothing could make that a good run

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >couch was terrible, and not just keiz
                >chud literally said he doesn't even like the run he's commentating
                >shilling for two more pokemon incentives during it
                >GDQ donates 100k to themselves just to meet it (they usually only pull this at the very end to up the total, don't put it towards an incentive)
                >over estimate

                bonus rounds
                >incentive isn't even done on the main file
                >it's a shitty boss fight but they say "dethrone god haha"
                >second incentive is not met, is behind by about 40k
                >humble bundle donates 60k to meet it after they've already cut away so they cut back to it despite this never happening for other incentives
                >said incentive also goes over estimate
                >Event Wrap Up: -17 Min from now
                >Super Mario Bros 3: -2 Min from now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Outside of Dark Souls 2 being Dark Souls 2 what went wrong with the run? I went to bed during Alyx

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                (only brutal melo mutt)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah I see. Guess I'm better off not finding out since I love DS2.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was the host, constantly shilling for the next run and donations. The run and runner itself was pretty good when brutal melo was quiet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Terraria
                QRD? I dipped out early because it was clearly a sub D run

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good to see Mega Man ZX and 64 were good runs. I missed them due to work. Gonna go back and enjoy those.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My background noise for the next hours.

    Just found out that guy, how come he never was at any event? He's world record holder for a bunch of classic TR games.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok fellas. What do you guys think was the worst donation incentive this GDQ?
    For me it was the mock the humans/save the humans bidwar.
    >second incentive for the funny goat game
    >shilling for it and CATS XD made Blade II worse
    >when we finally get to it you don't actually do anything, nor is it involved in the main run (unlike kill the animals)
    >he loads up a mission where you need to save humans from cages, and then jumps around in front of the cages
    >the whole incentive was to shit talk some npcs that don't respond or acknowledge your presence in any way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree completely

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      400k for link to the past was fucking ridiculous. Not only did it ruin the ds2 run but it’s a damn staple that should always be ran.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say what you will about Lobotomy Chicken but at least it failed and the run was still good. That cage shit was ridiculous.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 Simulator won the event
    >herro my engrish is bery bad
    >where is gamepad?
    Absolute kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >runner just autopilots into speaking japanese

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > quickly say transphobic shit in Japanese, these stupid weebs won't notice anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >runner just autopilots into speaking japanese

      for anyone who missed this kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of many other SSS runs from previous events: Pyon, Sailor Moon, and few others.

        >Open PS5 with FOK.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pyon
          Paon? It's the same guy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The silver lining of online gdqs are the japanese runs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fucks up his "let's play"
        >restarts
        >finishes under estimate
        Least he gave himself enough time.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s the final rating for this last event? I’d say a C. Could be comfy at times, some soso cringe. Took a big hit for doing it online.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say D.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the dark souls runner and host have some bad blood?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Host is just a narcissist who apparently believes this was his big break to stardom.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fell asleep for Arceus, worth a watch or no?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do it, Anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely not. Wasn't even trainwreck, just a boring run with a couch that had no charisma that went over estimate, twice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah dude it was pretty poggers

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is AGDQ actually dead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Afraid so; that was the last one ever. At least we have SGDQ to look forward to

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So wait, after SGDQ, there is no more, or is AGDQ just out because of lower viewcounts and such?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just shitposting, but SGDQ is earlier than usual, in May. It certainly does feel like a sinking ship, though.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With as many draftkings commercials i had to sit through it made me realize how much more fun the event would be with betting

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disappointed ALTTP was met since this lets them know they can get away with that practice.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the final scorecards?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting on the reasoning behind killing the threads and spamming them with the votes for the charts

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, was SMB3 any good?

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How was za end? I went to sleep during pokemon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      check the chart 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >from awful to ok
        But what bout the other things? Did they suddenly get tons of anonymous donations to get close to their previous amounts raised?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They donated 100k to themselves to get the pokemon incentive raised

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tax write-off

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think you can write off a donation to yourself. That's a pretty obvious loop hole.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh noo AGDQ is over.
    Anyway, ESA.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it's a whole month away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice pic anon. If only we had more like that instead of all the boring anime shit during the marathon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh we did have a lot like this during goat simulator and cult of the lamb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whoa mama

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't as Hispanicy as momma toriel. But yeah wasn't bad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoyed the two or three threads where that stuff lasted

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You've been a bit more lax with the last day posting the past two events. Not really feeling it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you still doing up? I thought you left during Pokemans

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a link to the thread that was up when Lunaa was on? I gotta see what was happening in the thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still not sure who Lunas is

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey ya'll
    yetee here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey hey people

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Runner afk, pre recorded run.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dad came in and dragged the runner out of the room. You could faintly hear him getting a beating in the background.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He come to town?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          come to save

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I went onto twitch and picked a random cute vtuber to watch. Paper mario speedrun. Its comfy but lacks something without threads and shitposting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It lacks the COMMUNITY

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Iowaposter so fucking much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where were you the entire time then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Ya'll Counter: 97
    Final Cancer's Butt Counter: 30

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOYYYYYYP counter?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Impossibly high.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incalculable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do believe Yall counter should be higher.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mock the humans
    >Noooooooooo, not us!! We want our rights!!1

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gnite anons thanks for the fun week. See you at ESA

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a KZ TASrun happened
    a >"she"/"her" commentated it
    the one thing i was actually fucking interested in, and im forced to hear a chud over the game i want to watch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is there was an Asian runner that submitted a knife only run that was denied for it. GDQ being classic fuckheads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That asian runner is also a "chud", he appeared on the last FF event.

        I don't like how the staff forced the commentators to never stop talking, i was really looking forward the stepmania showcase.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So it was doomed to fail either way. At least we got a TAS out of it, I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just mute it and put the KZ DLC music on loop instead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or i can just play the tas video itself since it was apparently posted 3 months ago

        also fuck they posted the laboratory level song already? fuck yea i'll give it a listen after i check the tas out, thanks anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >also fuck they posted the laboratory level song already?
          Yeah, the other day. Ludowic's making it fucking hard to forgot that the DLC is happening though with these teases. Nothing like being reminded that it's been nearly 4 fucking years since the game came out, and this DLC isn't finished.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            with how much its hyped up it better make the base game look like a prologue section to everything in it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Knowing Askii, it'll be the same size of the original game and be stellar. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Would be nice. I'd be content with just another hour's worth of content (and more challenges on top of that) to round out the base game, given it's to be free still.

              with how much its hyped up it better make the base game look like a prologue section to everything in it

              Would be wishful thinking, but who knows after this level of dev time. The guy has to be working on it part time I'd have to wager for it to take this long?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That TAZ was pure shit. Other submitted run was more interesting and of course chud's one was allowed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is there was an Asian runner that submitted a knife only run that was denied for it. GDQ being classic fuckheads.

      Thought this was about a kz_ tas thing or knife only condition zero :-/

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why was the DS2 run panned?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AWFUL host, in a pretty decent run
      >Constantly asking the runner if he has time to read donations, even in pretty tense moments
      >That is, until the first 33% of the run, when he stopped asking and was just reading over the runner the few times he tried to explain stuff
      >Constantly hyping the 2M threshold for donations, and shouting how many thousands were left until that milestone
      >After they hit that milestone, proceed to do the exact same thing with the incentive goal
      >Literally 40 minutes of the host screaming HYYYYPE and counting down numbers until the milestones (which always sucks, since the commentary and donations are not synced)
      >Host fellating the runner so much he could have filed for sexual harassment
      >Run finally ends, runner is giving shoutouts
      >Gets cut by ads
      They did an otherwise great run dirty, with that retard talking over everything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sound like you were the runner and got snubbed the the chad commentator

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you didnt watch the run

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not autistic enough to watch it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Begone ESL

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Worms run and it's really good.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's all ogre and i don't want to accept it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just accept you got fleeched.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst event, worst threads, worst moderation. No lewd posters either during boring ass runs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No lewd posters
      That's a good thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's whatever, the moderation was fucking awful but so were the threads and the event.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I see your point, it makes sense

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you need to understand that posting a lewd picture is like killing someone's mother for americans and it opens the floodgate for outsiders to go full retard on pornposting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If done elegantly and with subtlety, it can be good. But nowadays no anon knows what either of those words mean.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              iirc the janny logic is to not give them a single inch cause they take over the entire thing and i agree, post a couple of lewd pictures and watch the thread devolve into bbc posting in less than 1 minute.

              Tell the truth, you miss it, don't you?

              i prefer the 2014-2017 events but i've never been a part of the SR or /srg/ community

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to agree, but the lewdposting is what would lead to me having 300 tabs open after two days of runs.

        Lewd jigsaws, however, are a fun payoff for a bit of effort.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no fun allowed in the event
      no fun allowed in the threads
      what's even the point? it's like they want the event to tank

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SGDQ23 comes along
    >Half the runs are now vtubers, solely because of "interactions" with the avatar that can be triggered for the price of Twitch bits

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching worms and it's the best run of the event by a mile

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit marathon
    Shit threads

    Hopefully ESA is better

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How bad has agdq gotten over the years?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best run was worms, a B or C during a better year.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >30% of previous viewership
      >still nearly the same amount of money
      Hmm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm indeed
        IRS please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres was inflation guy the other day that crunched the numbers and at the current rate at that time, adjusted for inflation, it was actually the lowest or one of the lowest amount of money being pulled in in years

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only you knew how deep this fake shit rabbithole goes.. but let me ask you this: do you really think it's a coincidence they hit 2m and the zelda incentive right at the very end screen of a dark souls 2 run where the guy running was a gdq superfan who was just happy to be a part of it? This was all arranged before hand, and you can even ask any of the other runners about it, the runner and the announcer plan before hand what kind of run / commentary and what sort of incentives get pushed during the runs. You can all hate on the awful DS2 announcer but the runner had agreed to it beforehand for a shot at gdq fame, to be a part of a "hype" run. It's all so tucking scripted, the incentives..everything.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell the truth, you miss it, don't you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that switch from mario to dmc
      i mean it honestly, soul
      also
      >But not just big franchises either! AGDQ will also be playing games such as [...] Dark Souls and more!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2013 was a 100 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=102

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This run makes me sad, it used to be so fun back then. People who like games having fun playing them.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just more angry at the novedive in quality the threads have taken this year. Literally 24/7 chud schizoposting, doesn't matter if there was one on the screen or not the entire thread would be people constantly bitching and obsessing over them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would you like to see in the threads?
      I know that I often discussed the run if I was interested in it, as much as it is possible in the thread at the moment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was one on the screen or comms for over 50% of the time, stop shoving chud shit in people's faces if you don't want us to talk about it. Like what the fuck do you want? Just ignore it? Don't discuss anything? Shit take, rating spam ruined threads much more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't bully us. I want us to be accepted again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Again
          You never were accepted in the first place

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they make it to 2million?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2.6mil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mike said it was to low and he was disappointed. Literally went mask off before he retired.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 million money laundered
      .6 million actual donations
      Uyama commited sudoku

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the fuck would even watch an RPG speedrun
    literally just memorizing an excel spreadsheet

    only people more pathetic are the people actually running it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a lot of random chance that you have to work around in rpg runs, at least the good ones. I get why people don't like the longer runs like that though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll only watch an RPG speedrun if they're breaking the fuck out of it along the way. If it ends up just being a vanilla minmax'd Let's Play, I immediately tune out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some of them are actually really hard to execute correctly, not every RPG is like pokemon where you manipulate the rng to get a good pokemon and then proceed to beat the entire game with that pokemon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this and they aren't even technically speedruns as most of them take multiple hours to complete.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey Luna

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Menuing is the purest form of speed
      Cope

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon speedrun

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fucking hate how it's all ogre, i'll see you janbroie's soon

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i migged..wait its already over? rember when they had bonus stream during sunday?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go sleep loser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're all in the raid stream eating doritos with Big Jon and the BS Zelda runner

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 hour JRPG run
    ranked S btw

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyways i'm off to sleep, some of you guys are still alright and truly make the event worth watching. i hope the jannie steps on a lego and dies.

    if scent is here, congrats on taking a shower.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      janny has really been making it his mission to ruin the threads for the last year

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it possible that a GDQ staff became a Ganker jannie? It would make sense because all other places on the internet to talk about GDQ is heavily censored and any criticism is banned. It isn't censored here to a degree. I'm still mad they are covering up for Char_bunny cheating claiming it was a "bug"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Retard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no jannies are just scum as always

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, GTQ staff would delete all complaints about sexual minorities, ban everyone and fill the thread with annoying cheesy cheering.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got a 3 day in the middle of this one and even I'll admit it still wasn't as bad as the last sdgq

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Three of those posts were mine and I deleted them all myself to stir the shit kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Devilish

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this, people do this all the time in gdq threads. theres no need for cringe cringe compilations

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >like half of the posts in the image are whining about deletions which is against the rules and obviously going to get deleted
          How new do you have to be to be surprised this shit gets deleted?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Threads aren't the same without the cutie posters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some of you guys are still alright
      Don't go to GDQ tomorrow?

      >Terraria
      QRD? I dipped out early because it was clearly a sub D run

      It was a serviceable run but nothing special, Terraria takes an age to get going even in speedruns but it wasn't a trainwreck like the last time.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already miss the event..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the community.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New janny is based. Keep doing a good job and shitting on the gachatrannies.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 years of my life watching GDQ marathons
    the only thing that has changed is I moved out of my parents place. where did it all go so wrong speedbros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least you aren't participating in a speedrun event

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SeraVenza Fable TLC run
    Pure soul. She did amazing.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Super Mario Land race though

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they end up getting the 400k for LTTP 100%

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and the LttP run sucked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah
        Mildly surprised about that
        >the LttP run sucked
        Not surprised about that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        figures

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GDQ raised some literally who after it finished
    >30,000 in some random twitch chat
    >Chat moving slow
    >"F**K ADGQ TR****ANNIES"
    >Banned 10 seconds later
    >Hear streamer apologising and groveling

    Worth it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Raided

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the Hell can you even hear him? This shit is like ASMR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        link?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          twitch.tv/Infinitemystery
          You aren't missing much

          Some of the runners from the event and Big Jon showed up to make fun of Megaman 8's voice acting, but he's not particularly good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the streamer apologize?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because his mods moved too slowly. It was right when the raid started so I guess they got caught off guard kek. The numbers dropped rapidly after that too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some people are just born on their knees.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm reminded that Twitch wanted to remove raid functionality.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will GDQ ever do something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apXTgHYhuDM?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've had crowd control randomizers for LTTP and shit like that.

      Also I like how ESA always end up having a variety of stuff with the GTA runs between runners like Josh and Ben.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of any real trainwrecks this year from the look of things?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unsighted
      >Katana Zero
      >FF14
      >Neon White

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV would be the notable one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The commentary for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was a bit of a trainwreck but in an endearing way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Luna do you mind explaining what anon meant by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh I dunno

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Luna can you explain this mechanic for me
        >uh, what? I dunno?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Stardew Valley race

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not surprised Worms Armageddon has rated really high at both ESA and GDQ, the runner really does put on a show of skill while also doing great commentary.

      Worms 2 next month should be great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >calls out people annoyed by "pixel perfect"
        That was funny.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did runners/audience dress more normal 10 years ago than they do today? Hard to find new picture as it's all online or corona shit rules. People looked more normal too and not too many turbo obese.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it's just 3 months from ESA to SGDQ? Guess we won't have to wait too long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 weeks for frost fatales sister...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they bothered to make an effort to make Fatales have at least 50% female runners, I'd bother tuning in since AGDQ is already 50% tranners at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESA typically place their marathons a month after GDQ, and obviously aren't fucking around cancelling venues so it's in-person next month.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is also 3 day RTA in April if you don't mind moonrunes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We've finally got a reliable English restream, so it should be more popular.

        That one time they kept the camera running for afters when ESA was packing up and anon cried in the thread that it is over.

        Oh, that fucking Spyro finale and Octopath Traveler bonus incentive. Fuck, that was God awful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't even announce SGDQ.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luna was really endearing honestly
    >tfw you will never have a luna wife

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, really cool thread guys, this is so awesome and I'm so thankful that you're part of my life and I love you for being such a big sweetheart, but did you know we're only 10 thousand away from The Link to the Past incentive?

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >normal Japanese nerd or based British guy
    >run instantly great
    >overweight American chud
    >shit run
    Really gets your nogging jogging

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >based British guy
      Haha, no Punchy, you're not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really depends though, british trannies exist (pic related) and they don't get rated highly either. Either put on a good run and be normal or get shit on, where you are from doesn't matter as long as you make the run good or have someone do good commentary.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >british trannies exist (pic related) and they don't get rated highly either.
        Except for Laura Lumie or whatever who the threads couldn't tell and were thirsting after for like an hour.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stopped watching before the Souls run
    >don't care enough to watch anything else
    Thinking about it, I can't even remember the last time I saw time I saw the closing speech shit at a GDQ.
    ESA's I always see and I think they're fine, I like the video showing from the event, gives it a nice feeling to close off on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother watching this years AGDQ closing speech. It's all about the charity and not about the runners love of games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I haven't cared to watch it for years, figured it wouldn't be about anything besides the charity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the time I remember the GDQ closing ones of them wheeling out that pissy Asian bitch towards the end, often after having sent her out hours earlier to hold a game hostage for more donations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother watching this years AGDQ closing speech. It's all about the charity and not about the runners love of games.

      Most of the time I remember the GDQ closing ones of them wheeling out that pissy Asian bitch towards the end, often after having sent her out hours earlier to hold a game hostage for more donations.

      GDQ has been part of PCF for so many years do I dunno why you're surprised they are talking about their employer. It sucks but it is what it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mike actually talked about how little they made due to being in a recession, which is probably his way of complaining that he and his mother didn't make enough, subtly guilting his zealots that they didn't do enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >which is probably his way of complaining that he and his mother didn't make enough
        He needs that third yacht.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one time they kept the camera running for afters when ESA was packing up and anon cried in the thread that it is over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one time they kept the camera running for afters when ESA was packing up and anon cried in the thread that it is over.

      ESA needs to start doing bonus streams again, that's the mark of sovl

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine shilling your game only to have to admit its broken during a race to cover for a girl who cheated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one will remember that outside of Ganker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because everyone else is braindead, correct

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will remember but they will never admit it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still mad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rigged event was rigged. will never donate to agdq ever again. bunch of liars

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >will never donate to agdq ever again
          lmao fucking cuckboy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Believe all women, anon. Especially if she has a penis and smells like mens gym changing room.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To not even acknowledge the optics of it. It is how it looks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine shilling your game only to have to admit its broken during a race to cover for a girl who cheated.

        qrd?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          READ moron READ

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mare!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did we really have three indie shill picks this GDQ? Four if you count stray as well?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tl;dr? I really dont care enough for gdq these days to search or lurk fo rit to be honest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >3 runners race game blind
        >woman runner wins a full minute before the other guys who finished neck and neck
        >finish screen displays New Record for the guys
        >doesn't display New Record for the woman who one
        >implying she has played the game beforehand and didn't beat her best time
        >pointing this out on chat/anywhere gets you banned
        >dev made a tweet saying it's totally a bug because his game is jank and she didn't cheat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >two races
          >she wins the first race
          >bonus incentive blind race
          >it's a level made for GDQ
          >she wins again but there is no "new record" on her score screen but the other 2 guys had it so it looks fishy
          >dev says the score screen is buggy and he gave them that level before the race so they'd have no time to run it

          >spoonfeeding
          fuck off

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Poster confirmed for Char_bunny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >two races
        >she wins the first race
        >bonus incentive blind race
        >it's a level made for GDQ
        >she wins again but there is no "new record" on her score screen but the other 2 guys had it so it looks fishy
        >dev says the score screen is buggy and he gave them that level before the race so they'd have no time to run it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Game: Love3 - 2d pixel platformer
        >After a marathon race between 3 people (Char_bunny, Heponwana, Paulister)
        >A donation incentive was to play a brand new level created by the games developer for AGDQ
        >This was supposed to be a blind run, none of the runners are supposed to have seen / run this level before
        >Char_bunny tears through the level and completes the race a minute before the other two despite not seeing it before
        >The two losing runners have "NEW RECORD" against their run times
        >Char_bunny does not have this against her run time. Implying this is not her first time running the level.
        >she's run the "blind" level before and cheated
        >Developer panics, claims the code is janky and was responsible (despite it only affecting one person)
        >Char_bunny ignores all tweets about it
        >/r speedrun deletes all threads about it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The absolute fucking state of simps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't wait for the Youtube upload to have comments disabled for it from the get go.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is there a video of this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, gdq deleted the vod

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              goddammit, no one recorded this? this would make for a nice new karl jobst video

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gullible retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >blowjobst
                he would shill for gdq even if there was enough proof otherwise

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, this gay is a complete GDQ bootlicker.
                Just watch his video on the MGR thing for example.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like anon said

            Nope, gdq deleted the vod

            and the AGDQ hit squad is after anons mentioning the incident.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still mad

      Game: Love3 - 2d pixel platformer
      >After a marathon race between 3 people (Char_bunny, Heponwana, Paulister)
      >A donation incentive was to play a brand new level created by the games developer for AGDQ
      >This was supposed to be a blind run, none of the runners are supposed to have seen / run this level before
      >Char_bunny tears through the level and completes the race a minute before the other two despite not seeing it before
      >The two losing runners have "NEW RECORD" against their run times
      >Char_bunny does not have this against her run time. Implying this is not her first time running the level.
      >she's run the "blind" level before and cheated
      >Developer panics, claims the code is janky and was responsible (despite it only affecting one person)
      >Char_bunny ignores all tweets about it
      >/r speedrun deletes all threads about it

      It's really fucked up this was allowed and no one will be calling it out like they should or if they do it's heavily suppressed and buried even though everyone jumps on the train for shit like this normally.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S OK THEY'RE GIVING MONEY TO CHARITY SO THEY'RE ALL GOOD PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT PLEASE DONATE AND BUY MERCH AND SHUT UP (he/them)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man shut up and just enjoy the runs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        goddammit, no one recorded this? this would make for a nice new karl jobst video

        Like anon said [...] and the AGDQ hit squad is after anons mentioning the incident.

        Nope, gdq deleted the vod

        https://gdqvods.com/game/love-3

        here are the VODS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I saw it live, did get fooled thinking it was deleted though admittedly. They're still suppressing the shit out of it regardless.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          20:48:38 time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >game already has custom level functionality
          >"glitch" only happens with 1 runner that wins way ahead
          not suHispanicious at all guys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's just janky code ok? Let it go and enjoy the run.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stay mad, virgin

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mako's AGDQ MVPs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna the foxboy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's my man Nyk who had to put up with the announcer's shit while doing a solid run

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will I see you at ESA in a couple of weeks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you asking me out on a date?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be there

      I've been thinking about this too.
      I'm a Europoor and I'm not living near a big city and I felt like these events were a dream come true for geeks like us. Nothing ever happens here, I don't share my love for old vidya outside of my 2-3 friends who are also into vidya and it saddens me.
      These events had people genuinely loving video games, playing for the show but also for fun, knowing that they can share this with other people in the backroom when they are not running on screen. It was something I (like most people here) wish I was part of, in spite of the cringy moments.

      But now... It's just a sanitized charity event, no soul, no fun, just attention whores trying to get popular through a shitty show no one really cares for anymore. At this point I give a look at the yetee t shirt, get one and don't care at all for the event itself.

      The moment things changed for the worse is when they moved from the small room into the big venue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will be there, we all will be.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the clip where the runner talked about being groomed? what was the game, fable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still on wsg.

      Will I see you at ESA in a couple of weeks?

      I'll be there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >


        Every day I have more trouble telling bait and irony apart from what's real and sincere

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FFS

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If SGDQ isn't in person the event is finished, nobody wants online events any more. They need to move on from covid and get back to actually making money from more people than just The Yetee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Online only worked better for a while before they realized they could just pack it even more full of interview segments and shilling.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Little to no setup time required since they require runners to have their shit up and going before their run starts
        >Still waste just as much time between runs as an in-person event with constant console/wire shuffling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At the online events they set the next run up during the current one, and at this event they accidentally put the next runner's webcam and gameplay on screen. The "set up" times are literally just there to stall for donations

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's almost an achievement to have absolutely nullified the biggest benefit of online marathons by virtue of needing to stroke their own egos constantly.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skipping through the VOD to watch DS2 to see how infuriating the donation reader was
    >accidentally click on the part of the Half Life Alyx runner where the fat balding chud runner write trans rights on the white board
    Not surprised this got an F

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't even ask what the winning incentive was, he just straight up wrote Trans Rights

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just need to host the event in Canada for once where trans rights doesn't need to be said since they already have protected status, and we can just focus on the god damn runs instead of virtue signaling during a charity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How naive can you be, lol? They will suck in all attention they can get no matter what.

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok but seriously, who is making the /srg/ thread on /vg/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody, it was a fucking disaster the last time and it would be balls if it came back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still would be better than fucking r/speedrun

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Autistic Groomers Dilate Quick
    Can't wait for 2024

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh sisters! See you at ESA!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >peaked on the fifth game
      Ouch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lowest viewership
      >somehow not the lowest donation total

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately for you, charity drives always have sponsors/tax-bracker evaders lined up to ensure they reach a minimum end result, usually saving the big dumps for last. Telethons were fucking notorious for it, having ran camera crew for them a few times in the 2000s.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn the viewbot purge of '20 sure took a toll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twice as many donations as 2016 with half of the viewer count

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on mario kart run. Few minutes in and its gay af so far

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get wanting to give some of the more played games a rest for a bit but did they have to get rid of all of them? This GDQ felt like it was 90% new releases or literal who indies with 10 runners

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no idea wtf they were thinking but check out the esa schedule I think you will be happy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve seen it and I am happy.
        Ironically and quite hypocritically I’m most looking forward to Argick’s Spark 3 run.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ACK’d trannies dead quick

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for ESA, going to start edging a week in advance so I can synchronize my cum blasts with the thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you cumming in?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda sad how this drawing has to be not only the only good fanart of this game but the only noteworthy thing about the game overall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When is ESA?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
        18 till 25 February

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >chud running Hat In Time
          Can't make this shit up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Nukkuler, Spikevegeta
          Based Spike leaving GDQ and taking over ESA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's some trash in there too, ex.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stream 2 my bro
            Though stream 2 seems neutered too this winter. There's some days where its normt running at all

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No games running on stream 2 at the same time as that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pray one gets added. Or find your live for jrpg rubs, Xenoblade is my favourite of the genre. Hopefully the threads will be fun for you at least

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >07:40
            max comfy see you guys when the run happens

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kino block

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          euro furrysisters..we won!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        European Speedrun Assembly

        It's kinda sad how this drawing has to be not only the only good fanart of this game but the only noteworthy thing about the game overall

        i'll be honest, i had no idea plum was from chenzo club untill recently
        kindof a shame, she's a bit cute, i thought that she was the only character and the game would be centered around her only

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wait, disregard first part, i thought you said 'what' not 'when'

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When is ESA?
          >European Speedrun Assembly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In about a month, starts February 18th

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This gdq was so godawful it actually has me hype for esa.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be a long four weeks without you guys. See you February 18th

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that ESA reruns are on for those of you starved for any runs at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder to rewatch runs you missed before ESA. The archived threads are (mostly) still fresh and you don't have to deal with janny autism either

      >game already has custom level functionality
      >"glitch" only happens with 1 runner that wins way ahead
      not suHispanicious at all guys

      It's just janky code ok? Let it go and enjoy the run.

      theres was inflation guy the other day that crunched the numbers and at the current rate at that time, adjusted for inflation, it was actually the lowest or one of the lowest amount of money being pulled in in years

      this, people do this all the time in gdq threads. theres no need for cringe cringe compilations

      Shut the fuck up.
      shut the fuck up
      SHUT
      THE
      FUCK
      UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE TCUK UP SHTUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP HSUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to rewatch runs you missed before ESA. The archived threads are (mostly) still fresh and you don't have to deal with janny autism either

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At last, we can put these threads down on their backsides

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's some trash in there too, ex.

      stay mad, virgin

      it's all ogre

      absolutely bogged

      STOP FUCKING TALKING SHUT UP SHUT TUP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THUS TUP SHUT SUP SHUT THE FUCP UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TALKING STOP STOP SOPT YOU'RE SO FUCKING IRRITATING BLAHBLAHJBLAHBLAH SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's all ogre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely bogged

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stream 2 my bro
        Though stream 2 seems neutered too this winter. There's some days where its normt running at all

        When's the bonus stream?

        looking forward to the Prize Ogre in frame fetales and all future gdqs as we race to the bottom

        kino block

        FUCK OFF FUCK OFF SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PRICKS SHUT UP FUCKIUNG SHUT UP
        SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
        UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP
        FUCKING CUNTS SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
        MODS
        MODS
        MOIDS
        DELETE THE THREAD THEY WON'T FUCKING SHUT UP
        SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP MODS BAN THE THREAD MODS SHUT THE FUCK UP
        YOU FUCKING FUCKERS SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW NOW NOW NOWWN OPIWNOWNOWNOWNOW SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT TUP SHUT UP SHTE THE FUCK UUUPPPPP FUIUUUUCCCCKIFNG SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW N
        WNOIW NM
        WNOWNOIWNOWNWONWOWNOW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          delay ze run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looking forward to the Prize Ogre in frame fetales and all future gdqs as we race to the bottom

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's the bonus stream?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hotfix in a couple of hours actually

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to the Prince of Persia community dub mod. Sounds like it should be fun.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post esa22 runs you liked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luv GTA simple as

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder if we'll have a bouncy castle cam again this time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just woke up, last thread?

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PORN WHEN

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >page 10
    time to say goodbye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll see you in the new thread right
      right?

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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