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cummin plummin
Goodbye My Wives
That's a man.
I'm not giving you my money you hack fraud!
Why not? Mike didn't get enough
>DONATE 13 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW YOU FRICKING GOYS
>only raised $2,595,000
its so fricking over GDQ sisters
how did they even get over a million? How many Anonymous $10k donos did they get?
Can't wait for the partner company (like the yetee) to donate 6 million!
Yeah! Fake donation just to see the number go up
The yetee makes alot from the shirt's
Hopefully this will open their eyes that people are tired of covid virtue signaling and they'll back to live shows WITH NO GOYMASKS
The real number is guaranteed to be lower. You know how Reddit admins spam those medal things on popular posts to try and hype people into dropping money doing the same?
*sip*
nah I'm good Mitch
miggers
We interrupt this troony speedrunning Nintendo Dogz in order to read a ten dollar donation from homosexual7777
>10 minute blogpost about some acquaintance of homosexual7777 who died of cancer
What do you think the GDQ staff said to him for this guy to shamelessly beg for donations and stall at the start?
these goddamn sheep
>the tracker amount
>Mike is really leaving after this gdq
imagine creating an event like this out of love and having it become... well... this.
It's a complicated feeling watching something you started outgrow the community that started it
Normal people like watching speedruns now, people who have no idea what the community is like and will never speedrun themselves. Hell they even stopped recruiting for their speedrun communities during these events
I definitely heard some runners encouraging people to check out their games' community Discords and whatnot. Unless you mean something else by recruiting and I misunderstood.
>Normal people like watching speedruns now,
Kek not according to the stats of this current event.
i dont have much to say but this is my favourite vidya gaem song.
3.4 million then went away lmao something big is coming
Yupppp.
You don't just flee a featherbedded "job" like that.
Who's taking over? His mom owns the LLC
What you mean?
>It's terrible, the king has become a troony!
Damn it was a different time
was the plum game any good?
No sadly.
no it bombed so fricking hard lmao
at this point they may as well make a second game with plum as the main character
a porn game
It's so fricking funny, because I don't think they even showed the name of the game at the end of the Plum Song
Ask it to the one anon from yesterday that was LITERALLY the only one playing the game in the last 2 weeks
Game?
game?
Even the pirates don't want it. The devs should upload a torrent
1.0 is on steamunlocked
That's what 2 years of hyping a single unlockable character in a game whose title you barely remember to add as a footnote will do to you.
2.5, at least. I don't know the final number because I tuned into something else before the Arceus run ended.
Hope you guys had fun with the event, I just couldn't bear to tune in but few times and be genuinely disgusted by what I was seeing..
GDQ might've been dead for years by now but the start of Covid really nailed the coffin for me. Stream events are absolute dogshit. Here's to waiting game for ESA in a month.
Plum needs her own eroge adventure.
I've been thinking about this too.
I'm a Europoor and I'm not living near a big city and I felt like these events were a dream come true for geeks like us. Nothing ever happens here, I don't share my love for old vidya outside of my 2-3 friends who are also into vidya and it saddens me.
These events had people genuinely loving video games, playing for the show but also for fun, knowing that they can share this with other people in the backroom when they are not running on screen. It was something I (like most people here) wish I was part of, in spite of the cringy moments.
But now... It's just a sanitized charity event, no soul, no fun, just attention prostitutes trying to get popular through a shitty show no one really cares for anymore. At this point I give a look at the yetee t shirt, get one and don't care at all for the event itself.
That’s pretty much the entire internet in a nutshell now. Everything was so much better only a decade or two ago.
>ut now... It's just a sanitized charity event, no soul, no fun, just attention prostitutes trying to get popular through a shitty show no one really cares for anymore.
Some of us watched Dogwater last year and it was a fricking beautiful departure from the corporate shit and a trip back to old GDQ.
soul. this would be an SSS+ today just because of all the f bombs and suicide references.
I think GDQ really jumped the shark once the staff decided bonesaw's super inoffensive jak run was a hill to die on. that cemented their desire to appease advertisers and be sanitized instead of having a good run.
I donated 13 cents. Transaction fees ate it.
>he/him
>he/him
You love to see it.
https://e621.net/posts?tags=velocity_(gdq)
For me it's the I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet image.
why are some donations so cringe?
some?!
e-"celebs" aren't video games
ywnbaw
https://vocaroo.com/1k4TAdcycyhd
what is this bros?
also why does being in the wrong thread feel so fricking right?
What's making Amanda Seyfried so euphoric here?
Cocaine
who is this "chad" they are talking to all the time? are they refering to me, the viewer, as chad?
I like you, Anonymous Ganker user.
thank you anon, i don't deserve it, i'm just a silly
thats why i like you the most and not the other moron anons in the moron thread.
Yeah, you're pretty cool.
>Oh we have a 100 dollar donatio-
>HEY AGDQ THIS IS MY VERY LAST DONO OF THE EVENING AND MAN WHEN I FIRST VOLUNTEERED TO HELP WITH AGDQ I WAS IN A REALLY REALLY BAD PLACE I WAS ADDICTED TO KROKODILE AND WORKING AS A CARNIVAL RODIE WELL ANYWAYS GUYS THANKS SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU ARE ALL THE BEST MUCH LOVE MUCH-"
PLEASE
PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FRICK UP
I BEG OF YOU
>AGDQ badmouthing krokodile again
its literally made out of medicine, fricking AGDQ morons.
Can anyone (You) me previous GDQ Charts please?
bump
Is there a tier list for all the GDQs?
Sorry, should clarify: A rating list for how good each GDQ / SGDQ overall.
I'm free! Later nerds!
>no after party stream
where did the soul go
twitch.tv/Infinitemystery
You aren't missing much
inb4 they somehow beat last year's donation
brb anonymously donating 1 million dollars
OW A A A A
thats the wrong song anon. the one you are looking for is 'down with the sickness' which, if i may say so, is surprisingly fitting to this moronic shit event.
>They didn't announce the venue for SGDQ
it's fricking over
Oh man I was looking forward to see where the LGBTQ++ event will be next year oh well
>Didn't even raid
Rest in peace AGDQ
they did though. dude's doing a 45 hour megaman run
.WTF IS THIS RAID BULLSHIT?
I closed the stream what is it? is some moron running every megaman game and hyjacked the streeams? whats going on?
need final ratings chart so i can go to bed pls
Date/Time:
Mean:
Median:
what am i supposed to do now...
vidya tiem
transition
troony panny rights HOIPYEEEEEEE
Please do not come to ESA.
RATE THE RAID
>ack ack ack quak quak quak
are all mutts moronic?
I want them to bring back the awfulGDQ block
You just watched it
plum is going far
How would you rate this gdq overall? Is it following/confirming the down spiraling trend?
i think based factually on the ratings it was middle of the road but it just felt like it was the absolute worst
That's only because our standards are declining. People rating runs far higher than they deserve just because they don't know better anymore. I'm guilty of this as well.
there were people rating the most boring unentertaining shit SSS just because there were some tech issues.
I didn't see one S run this year. Worms was a B, maybe A.
D. Would have been better in person, not sure if that changed the runners applying and games submitted, though. Both really were uninteresting to me. There's something very cringekino about turbo autists coming out of their house and being forced onto a stage to showcase a game that you don't get with a run from someone's home. At an in person event, even the bad runs can still be interesting. Here, they're just sad.
D. Mediocre in terms of runs, advertising, promoting and troony disease has reached critical levels. Hosts thanking their producers in the middle of a speedrun event instead of speedrunners perfectly encapsulates the overall shitty state of nu-GDQ.
It's crazy how so out of touch they became. It used to be a speedrun events that raised funds now it's a fund raising event with sometimes a speedrun or two.
It's the absolute worst, and despite the SGDQ announcement, I doubt they'll be another AGDQ
tfw this will never be you
Was the vtuber a troony
no just a really strange lad
Oh, so not a woman either.
Just a friendly reminder that brutal melo is a gigantic homosexual.
>it ended in ALttP (which was totally a bonus game and not scripted to happen at all), Pokeymans Leg Ass, and 8 minutes of mayro
Jesus fricking shit this was the worst GDQ ever are you fricking kidding me.
Looking forward to SGDQ being even worse.
Trans rights are human rights
Black Live Matter™
George didn't like trannies
First time I've ever seen this
I wonder why? Seems like the perfect fuel for starting shit
Cuz it looks fake as frick? Can you imagine a black homie like George saying "trans" in 2011
>I'm sheltered
>this is somehow everyone else's fault
>Sheltered
Actual moron. Cease posting, shitposter.
Show me the ratings graph. Was Illbleed any good?
Post some runs you enjoyed, and not the same shit everyone has seen like the bonesaw run.
apes escape was fun, this was pretty much only run I could watch fully
guy had to look up where planetera sack was via 3rd party tools and most of the time it was very easy mode with nothing really going after him.
I meant any event, not just this GDQ. Just something good to watch.
Ah yeah I forgot about Terraria
Did the dude choke as hard as the previous dude
gonna be catching up on
>jak II
>Metal Slug
>RaC UYA
>OOT 3D
>MK Shaolin monks
>Simpsins hit and run
>metal gear
>Jedi knight
any runs other than rated A and above that were cool or you liked?
Nah. Watched 15 min of Blinx and it was ok but that was half just because I always wondered what that game even was.
eh ill stick it on the list, i got the time to waste
Sonic Blast was unironically the best race at the whole thing
Wonder if any morons get all worked up from the big donos and the begging and blow a months pay for an incentive and then just sit and watch it like damn
I mean if the announcer says he likes limericks how can you possibly resist the temptation to donate?
twitch is indeed like a bad reality tv show where you can watch clowns waste their monies
So what exactly was the Dark Souls host doing that was making things so unbearable to watch? I wasn't able to catch the run but it looks like some shit went down according to the chart
Constantly interrupting to read donations and just trying to take center stage over the run. Thanked a producer instead of the runner after, or something.
>"so here's the next trick and I need to ...
>BIG 20 DOLLAR DONATION FROM BLOWJOBLOVINGxxxhomosexual
Repeat as nauseam
He would keep plugging the lttp run and reading donations if the runner stopped talking for more than 2 seconds. Because the runner was kind of meek there were multiple instances where he was about to speak and host got spoken over by the host for a donation or to shill.
He also didn't even get to call time, was interrupted by the host counting down the incentive when he was trying to talk about the final boss, and got cut off during his shout outs after the run
You know how homosexuals love being the center of attention and make everything about them. Well, it was essentially that, gay thought people watched the stream for him and the runner was just there for some mindless amusement.
The run itself was great. The donations reader was disrespectful and very loud. It was the end of the event and they needed to justify receiving large sums, over half a million or so in one hour, so he was yapping non stop. It feels very obvious they don't care about video games with all the fake donations, endless long prize segments and huge ads sreens. Very cynical and soulless.
>look you need to bring in 500K or I break your fricking legs
>yes boss
Greedy white colonialists exploited that poor jungle monkey like it's 1500s. Gold gold gold
>the announcer couldnt go longer than 5 seconds of dead air before "chiming in" with a donation.
>yo nyk, hey nyk! dick sucking
>runner is clearly a nice, submissive guy who gave up giving good commentary after his stream dropped
>the entire stream was 90% shilling for $2mil HYPE and then alttp incentive
>end of the run, host didnt give a shit about the runner at all. he even asked nyk how much longer for his run to over
>nyk was cut off during his shout outs.
absolute shit show. the runner was good, had some clean boss fights and tech.
God im still mad. Can't criticize it either cuz "it's for cancer"
yes you can, the commentator was literally spreading cancer and shitting on the charity they were working for, frick that clown, frick it with a god damn rake.
Typical GDQ aids.
Today I will remind them of the exact moment this shit started
?t=20492
People were randomly clapping like halfway trough the run, it felt so out of context. puwexil still executed everything perfectly
Contrast what everyone has said with the Worms run if you get a chance, where you wouldn't even realise an announcer is present.
I was there for the Worms run.
Reading through everything here, I'm feeling really sorry for the runner; nobody deserves that, jesus frick
I always get a bit sad watching the numbers drop on the raidee's screen as they realize they're boring and terrible. Going from 50k to 4 digits has to be rough
Any must watch/cringekino/trainwreckkino?!
First part of FF 14
Mario kart is pure cringe kino
the troony who said he would be normal if it wasn't for speed running.
can someone/chartanon upload all the ratings charts to a central repository like imgur for easier viewing
Of 2023 or all ratings since charts started?
Keep them yourself
These charts are the undoing of these threads and mean jack shit
You should be banned
You are a Black person and have posted more worthless braindead garbage than any ranking and chartposting combined.
You are the Brutal_Melo of these threads
>Alyx that low
Terrible run, or annoying commentary?
There was an incentive to write "Trans rights" on a whiteboard in game. Anon didn't like that, but it was a decent run otherwise.
The dumbass that ran Alyx last time around did the same shit, and people still rated it alright mostly because he had to crab crawl along the floor multiple times like a moron to achieve OoB.
This time it was a fat greasy guy in nasty sweatpants, so not much going for the run
threads were full of outsiders that are extremely easy to astroturf, the run was average.
>are extremely easy to astroturf
Can't wait for someone to use those charts as 'transphobic' proof because they went in and voted it down themselves.
As if they need to. Most people rate it low for trans runners alone
>There was an incentive to write "Trans rights" on a whiteboard in game
Aha ha ha! They made them pay for it!
It's an extortion event. Have to pay for literally everything
First they demand you to say trans rights. In future they will forcefully marry you to a troony.
>implying
It was a bid race on what to write so they could take money from everyone wanting to write something else first and then push all their laundering money on it to write trans rights anyways
terrible and boring let's play.
Trans rights and literally nauseating to watch because of VR.
Might need a co-op indicator for next time for shit like Powerwash Sim or that Metroid Prime co-op rando.
>actual B for Blinx
>Arceus
Was the run that bad or did Keizaron drag it down with him?
he dragged it down for sure the entire couch did i cant stand it
run itself wasnt so bad
Everything about about GDQ in one run then.
I want this robot to crush me with her 4-ton (each) roboobs
Nah this gif sums up GDQ well, all the good runners and fun gone over time.
>last frame
It's unironically over.
Sexo roboto.
Yes
>troony on mic
>donation reader was aids
>kiezaron on mic
>run went over estimate
>stalling to make more pokemon incentives met
>the game is pokemon arceus
Nothing could make that a good run
>couch was terrible, and not just keiz
>troony literally said he doesn't even like the run he's commentating
>shilling for two more pokemon incentives during it
>GDQ donates 100k to themselves just to meet it (they usually only pull this at the very end to up the total, don't put it towards an incentive)
>over estimate
bonus rounds
>incentive isn't even done on the main file
>it's a shitty boss fight but they say "dethrone god haha"
>second incentive is not met, is behind by about 40k
>humble bundle donates 60k to meet it after they've already cut away so they cut back to it despite this never happening for other incentives
>said incentive also goes over estimate
>Event Wrap Up: -17 Min from now
>Super Mario Bros 3: -2 Min from now
Outside of Dark Souls 2 being Dark Souls 2 what went wrong with the run? I went to bed during Alyx
(only brutal melo mutt)
Ah I see. Guess I'm better off not finding out since I love DS2.
He was the host, constantly shilling for the next run and donations. The run and runner itself was pretty good when brutal melo was quiet
>Terraria
QRD? I dipped out early because it was clearly a sub D run
Good to see Mega Man ZX and 64 were good runs. I missed them due to work. Gonna go back and enjoy those.
My background noise for the next hours.
Just found out that guy, how come he never was at any event? He's world record holder for a bunch of classic TR games.
Ok fellas. What do you guys think was the worst donation incentive this GDQ?
For me it was the mock the humans/save the humans bidwar.
>second incentive for the funny goat game
>shilling for it and CATS XD made Blade II worse
>when we finally get to it you don't actually do anything, nor is it involved in the main run (unlike kill the animals)
>he loads up a mission where you need to save humans from cages, and then jumps around in front of the cages
>the whole incentive was to shit talk some npcs that don't respond or acknowledge your presence in any way
I agree completely
400k for link to the past was fricking ridiculous. Not only did it ruin the ds2 run but it’s a damn staple that should always be ran.
Say what you will about Lobotomy Chicken but at least it failed and the run was still good. That cage shit was ridiculous.
PS5 Simulator won the event
>herro my engrish is bery bad
>where is gamepad?
Absolute kino
>runner just autopilots into speaking japanese
> quickly say transphobic shit in Japanese, these stupid weebs won't notice anything
for anyone who missed this kino
Reminds me of many other SSS runs from previous events: Pyon, Sailor Moon, and few others.
>Open PS5 with FOK.
>Pyon
Paon? It's the same guy.
The silver lining of online gdqs are the japanese runs
>fricks up his "let's play"
>restarts
>finishes under estimate
Least he gave himself enough time.
So what’s the final rating for this last event? I’d say a C. Could be comfy at times, some soso cringe. Took a big hit for doing it online.
I'd say D.
Did the dark souls runner and host have some bad blood?
No. Host is just a narcissist who apparently believes this was his big break to stardom.
Fell asleep for Arceus, worth a watch or no?
frick no
Don't do it, Anon.
absolutely not. Wasn't even trainwreck, just a boring run with a couch that had no charisma that went over estimate, twice
do it
oh yeah dude it was pretty poggers
So is AGDQ actually dead?
Afraid so; that was the last one ever. At least we have SGDQ to look forward to
So wait, after SGDQ, there is no more, or is AGDQ just out because of lower viewcounts and such?
I'm just shitposting, but SGDQ is earlier than usual, in May. It certainly does feel like a sinking ship, though.
With as many draftkings commercials i had to sit through it made me realize how much more fun the event would be with betting
I'm disappointed ALTTP was met since this lets them know they can get away with that practice.
Where are the final scorecards?
I'm still waiting on the reasoning behind killing the threads and spamming them with the votes for the charts
So, was SMB3 any good?
How was za end? I went to sleep during pokemon
check the chart 🙂
>from awful to ok
But what bout the other things? Did they suddenly get tons of anonymous donations to get close to their previous amounts raised?
They donated 100k to themselves to get the pokemon incentive raised
Tax write-off
I don't think you can write off a donation to yourself. That's a pretty obvious loop hole.
Oh noo AGDQ is over.
Anyway, ESA.
But it's a whole month away
Nice pic anon. If only we had more like that instead of all the boring anime shit during the marathon
Oh we did have a lot like this during goat simulator and cult of the lamb
whoa mama
Wasn't as spicy as momma toriel. But yeah wasn't bad
I enjoyed the two or three threads where that stuff lasted
You've been a bit more lax with the last day posting the past two events. Not really feeling it?
What are you still doing up? I thought you left during Pokemans
Anyone have a link to the thread that was up when Lunaa was on? I gotta see what was happening in the thread.
I'm still not sure who Lunas is
Hey ya'll
yetee here
Hey hey people
What happened here?
Runner afk, pre recorded run.
Dad came in and dragged the runner out of the room. You could faintly hear him getting a beating in the background.
Link?
He come to town?
come to save
So I went onto twitch and picked a random cute vtuber to watch. Paper mario speedrun. Its comfy but lacks something without threads and shitposting
It lacks the COMMUNITY
I hate Iowaposter so fricking much
where were you the entire time then
Why
Final Ya'll Counter: 97
Final Cancer's Butt Counter: 30
HOYYYYYYP counter?
Impossibly high.
Incalculable
I do believe Yall counter should be higher.
>Mock the humans
>Noooooooooo, not us!! We want our rights!!1
Gnite anons thanks for the fun week. See you at ESA
>a KZ TASrun happened
a >"she"/"her" commentated it
the one thing i was actually fricking interested in, and im forced to hear a troon over the game i want to watch
The worst part is there was an Asian runner that submitted a knife only run that was denied for it. GDQ being classic frickheads.
That asian runner is also a "troony", he appeared on the last FF event.
I don't like how the staff forced the commentators to never stop talking, i was really looking forward the stepmania showcase.
So it was doomed to fail either way. At least we got a TAS out of it, I guess
Just mute it and put the KZ DLC music on loop instead.
or i can just play the tas video itself since it was apparently posted 3 months ago
also frick they posted the laboratory level song already? frick yea i'll give it a listen after i check the tas out, thanks anon
>also frick they posted the laboratory level song already?
Yeah, the other day. Ludowic's making it fricking hard to forgot that the DLC is happening though with these teases. Nothing like being reminded that it's been nearly 4 fricking years since the game came out, and this DLC isn't finished.
with how much its hyped up it better make the base game look like a prologue section to everything in it
Knowing Askii, it'll be the same size of the original game and be stellar. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.
Would be nice. I'd be content with just another hour's worth of content (and more challenges on top of that) to round out the base game, given it's to be free still.
Would be wishful thinking, but who knows after this level of dev time. The guy has to be working on it part time I'd have to wager for it to take this long?
That TAZ was pure shit. Other submitted run was more interesting and of course troon's one was allowed.
Thought this was about a kz_ tas thing or knife only condition zero :-/
why was the DS2 run panned?
AWFUL host, in a pretty decent run
>Constantly asking the runner if he has time to read donations, even in pretty tense moments
>That is, until the first 33% of the run, when he stopped asking and was just reading over the runner the few times he tried to explain stuff
>Constantly hyping the 2M threshold for donations, and shouting how many thousands were left until that milestone
>After they hit that milestone, proceed to do the exact same thing with the incentive goal
>Literally 40 minutes of the host screaming HYYYYPE and counting down numbers until the milestones (which always sucks, since the commentary and donations are not synced)
>Host fellating the runner so much he could have filed for sexual harassment
>Run finally ends, runner is giving shoutouts
>Gets cut by ads
They did an otherwise great run dirty, with that moron talking over everything
Sound like you were the runner and got snubbed the the chad commentator
Sounds like you didnt watch the run
I'm not autistic enough to watch it
Begone ESL
Watching Worms run and it's really good.
it's all ogre and i don't want to accept it
Just accept you got fleeched.
Worst event, worst threads, worst moderation. No lewd posters either during boring ass runs
>No lewd posters
That's a good thing
It's whatever, the moderation was fricking awful but so were the threads and the event.
Is it?
yes
Yeah, I see your point, it makes sense
you need to understand that posting a lewd picture is like killing someone's mother for americans and it opens the floodgate for outsiders to go full moron on pornposting.
If done elegantly and with subtlety, it can be good. But nowadays no anon knows what either of those words mean.
iirc the janny logic is to not give them a single inch cause they take over the entire thing and i agree, post a couple of lewd pictures and watch the thread devolve into bbc posting in less than 1 minute.
i prefer the 2014-2017 events but i've never been a part of the SR or /srg/ community
I hate to agree, but the lewdposting is what would lead to me having 300 tabs open after two days of runs.
Lewd jigsaws, however, are a fun payoff for a bit of effort.
no fun allowed in the event
no fun allowed in the threads
what's even the point? it's like they want the event to tank
>SGDQ23 comes along
>Half the runs are now vtubers, solely because of "interactions" with the avatar that can be triggered for the price of Twitch bits
Watching worms and it's the best run of the event by a mile
Shit marathon
Shit threads
Hopefully ESA is better
How bad has agdq gotten over the years?
The best run was worms, a B or C during a better year.
Pathetic.
>30% of previous viewership
>still nearly the same amount of money
Hmm
Hmmm indeed
IRS please
theres was inflation guy the other day that crunched the numbers and at the current rate at that time, adjusted for inflation, it was actually the lowest or one of the lowest amount of money being pulled in in years
If only you knew how deep this fake shit rabbithole goes.. but let me ask you this: do you really think it's a coincidence they hit 2m and the zelda incentive right at the very end screen of a dark souls 2 run where the guy running was a gdq superfan who was just happy to be a part of it? This was all arranged before hand, and you can even ask any of the other runners about it, the runner and the announcer plan before hand what kind of run / commentary and what sort of incentives get pushed during the runs. You can all hate on the awful DS2 announcer but the runner had agreed to it beforehand for a shot at gdq fame, to be a part of a "hype" run. It's all so tucking scripted, the incentives..everything.
Tell the truth, you miss it, don't you?
Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back Take me back
>that switch from mario to dmc
i mean it honestly, soul
also
>But not just big franchises either! AGDQ will also be playing games such as [...] Dark Souls and more!
>2013 was a 100 years ago
?t=102
This run makes me sad, it used to be so fun back then. People who like games having fun playing them.
I'm just more angry at the novedive in quality the threads have taken this year. Literally 24/7 troon schizoposting, doesn't matter if there was one on the screen or not the entire thread would be people constantly b***hing and obsessing over them.
What would you like to see in the threads?
I know that I often discussed the run if I was interested in it, as much as it is possible in the thread at the moment.
There was one on the screen or comms for over 50% of the time, stop shoving troony shit in people's faces if you don't want us to talk about it. Like what the frick do you want? Just ignore it? Don't discuss anything? Shit take, rating spam ruined threads much more
Don't bully us. I want us to be accepted again
>Again
You never were accepted in the first place
Did they make it to 2million?
2.6mil
Mike said it was to low and he was disappointed. Literally went mask off before he retired.
2 million money laundered
.6 million actual donations
Uyama commited sudoku
who the frick would even watch an RPG speedrun
literally just memorizing an excel spreadsheet
only people more pathetic are the people actually running it
Theres a lot of random chance that you have to work around in rpg runs, at least the good ones. I get why people don't like the longer runs like that though
I'll only watch an RPG speedrun if they're breaking the frick out of it along the way. If it ends up just being a vanilla minmax'd Let's Play, I immediately tune out
some of them are actually really hard to execute correctly, not every RPG is like pokemon where you manipulate the rng to get a good pokemon and then proceed to beat the entire game with that pokemon
this and they aren't even technically speedruns as most of them take multiple hours to complete.
Hey Luna
Menuing is the purest form of speed
Cope
>pokemon speedrun
i fricking hate how it's all ogre, i'll see you janbroie's soon
i migged..wait its already over? rember when they had bonus stream during sunday?
Go sleep loser
We're all in the raid stream eating doritos with Big Jon and the BS Zelda runner
>8 hour JRPG run
ranked S btw
anyways i'm off to sleep, some of you guys are still alright and truly make the event worth watching. i hope the jannie steps on a lego and dies.
if scent is here, congrats on taking a shower.
janny has really been making it his mission to ruin the threads for the last year
Is it possible that a GDQ staff became a Ganker jannie? It would make sense because all other places on the internet to talk about GDQ is heavily censored and any criticism is banned. It isn't censored here to a degree. I'm still mad they are covering up for Char_bunny cheating claiming it was a "bug"
moron
no jannies are just scum as always
No, GTQ staff would delete all complaints about sexual minorities, ban everyone and fill the thread with annoying cheesy cheering.
I got a 3 day in the middle of this one and even I'll admit it still wasn't as bad as the last sdgq
Three of those posts were mine and I deleted them all myself to stir the shit kek
Devilish
this, people do this all the time in gdq threads. theres no need for cringe cringe compilations
>like half of the posts in the image are whining about deletions which is against the rules and obviously going to get deleted
How new do you have to be to be surprised this shit gets deleted?
Threads aren't the same without the cutie posters
>some of you guys are still alright
Don't go to GDQ tomorrow?
It was a serviceable run but nothing special, Terraria takes an age to get going even in speedruns but it wasn't a trainwreck like the last time.
I already miss the event..
I miss the community.
New janny is based. Keep doing a good job and shitting on the gachatrannies.
10 years of my life watching GDQ marathons
the only thing that has changed is I moved out of my parents place. where did it all go so wrong speedbros?
at least you aren't participating in a speedrun event
>SeraVenza Fable TLC run
Pure soul. She did amazing.
That Super Mario Land race though
Did they end up getting the 400k for LTTP 100%
Yeah and the LttP run sucked
>Yeah
Mildly surprised about that
>the LttP run sucked
Not surprised about that
figures
>GDQ raised some literally who after it finished
>30,000 in some random twitch chat
>Chat moving slow
>"F**K ADGQ TR****ANNIES"
>Banned 10 seconds later
>Hear streamer apologising and groveling
Worth it
*Raided
How the Hell can you even hear him? This shit is like ASMR
link?
Some of the runners from the event and Big Jon showed up to make fun of Megaman 8's voice acting, but he's not particularly good
Why would the streamer apologize?
Because his mods moved too slowly. It was right when the raid started so I guess they got caught off guard kek. The numbers dropped rapidly after that too
Some people are just born on their knees.
I'm reminded that Twitch wanted to remove raid functionality.
Will GDQ ever do something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apXTgHYhuDM?
They've had crowd control randomizers for LTTP and shit like that.
Also I like how ESA always end up having a variety of stuff with the GTA runs between runners like Josh and Ben.
Lack of any real trainwrecks this year from the look of things?
>Unsighted
>Katana Zero
>FF14
>Neon White
FFXIV would be the notable one
The commentary for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was a bit of a trainwreck but in an endearing way
Luna do you mind explaining what anon meant by this?
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh I dunno
>Luna can you explain this mechanic for me
>uh, what? I dunno?
The Stardew Valley race
I'm not surprised Worms Armageddon has rated really high at both ESA and GDQ, the runner really does put on a show of skill while also doing great commentary.
Worms 2 next month should be great.
>calls out people annoyed by "pixel perfect"
That was funny.
Why did runners/audience dress more normal 10 years ago than they do today? Hard to find new picture as it's all online or corona shit rules. People looked more normal too and not too many turbo obese.
So it's just 3 months from ESA to SGDQ? Guess we won't have to wait too long.
2 weeks for frost fatales sister...
If they bothered to make an effort to make Fatales have at least 50% female runners, I'd bother tuning in since AGDQ is already 50% tranners at this point.
ESA typically place their marathons a month after GDQ, and obviously aren't fricking around cancelling venues so it's in-person next month.
There is also 3 day RTA in April if you don't mind moonrunes
We've finally got a reliable English restream, so it should be more popular.
Oh, that fricking Spyro finale and Octopath Traveler bonus incentive. Frick, that was God awful.
They didn't even announce SGDQ.
Luna was really endearing honestly
>tfw you will never have a luna wife
Wow, really cool thread guys, this is so awesome and I'm so thankful that you're part of my life and I love you for being such a big sweetheart, but did you know we're only 10 thousand away from The Link to the Past incentive?
>normal Japanese nerd or based British guy
>run instantly great
>overweight American troony
>shit run
Really gets your nogging jogging
>based British guy
Haha, no Punchy, you're not.
It really depends though, british trannies exist (pic related) and they don't get rated highly either. Either put on a good run and be normal or get shit on, where you are from doesn't matter as long as you make the run good or have someone do good commentary.
>british trannies exist (pic related) and they don't get rated highly either.
Except for Laura Lumie or whatever who the threads couldn't tell and were thirsting after for like an hour.
>stopped watching before the Souls run
>don't care enough to watch anything else
Thinking about it, I can't even remember the last time I saw time I saw the closing speech shit at a GDQ.
ESA's I always see and I think they're fine, I like the video showing from the event, gives it a nice feeling to close off on.
Don't bother watching this years AGDQ closing speech. It's all about the charity and not about the runners love of games.
Oh I haven't cared to watch it for years, figured it wouldn't be about anything besides the charity.
Most of the time I remember the GDQ closing ones of them wheeling out that pissy Asian b***h towards the end, often after having sent her out hours earlier to hold a game hostage for more donations.
GDQ has been part of PCF for so many years do I dunno why you're surprised they are talking about their employer. It sucks but it is what it is
Mike actually talked about how little they made due to being in a recession, which is probably his way of complaining that he and his mother didn't make enough, subtly guilting his zealots that they didn't do enough
>which is probably his way of complaining that he and his mother didn't make enough
He needs that third yacht.
That one time they kept the camera running for afters when ESA was packing up and anon cried in the thread that it is over.
ESA needs to start doing bonus streams again, that's the mark of sovl
Imagine shilling your game only to have to admit its broken during a race to cover for a girl who cheated.
No one will remember that outside of Ganker.
Because everyone else is braindead, correct
They will remember but they will never admit it.
Still mad
rigged event was rigged. will never donate to agdq ever again. bunch of liars
>will never donate to agdq ever again
lmao fricking cuckboy
Believe all women, anon. Especially if she has a penis and smells like mens gym changing room.
To not even acknowledge the optics of it. It is how it looks.
qrd?
READ Black person READ
Mare!
Did we really have three indie shill picks this GDQ? Four if you count stray as well?
tl;dr? I really dont care enough for gdq these days to search or lurk fo rit to be honest
>3 runners race game blind
>woman runner wins a full minute before the other guys who finished neck and neck
>finish screen displays New Record for the guys
>doesn't display New Record for the woman who one
>implying she has played the game beforehand and didn't beat her best time
>pointing this out on chat/anywhere gets you banned
>dev made a tweet saying it's totally a bug because his game is jank and she didn't cheat
>spoonfeeding
frick off
>Poster confirmed for Char_bunny
>two races
>she wins the first race
>bonus incentive blind race
>it's a level made for GDQ
>she wins again but there is no "new record" on her score screen but the other 2 guys had it so it looks fishy
>dev says the score screen is buggy and he gave them that level before the race so they'd have no time to run it
Game: Love3 - 2d pixel platformer
>After a marathon race between 3 people (Char_bunny, Heponwana, Paulister)
>A donation incentive was to play a brand new level created by the games developer for AGDQ
>This was supposed to be a blind run, none of the runners are supposed to have seen / run this level before
>Char_bunny tears through the level and completes the race a minute before the other two despite not seeing it before
>The two losing runners have "NEW RECORD" against their run times
>Char_bunny does not have this against her run time. Implying this is not her first time running the level.
>she's run the "blind" level before and cheated
>Developer panics, claims the code is janky and was responsible (despite it only affecting one person)
>Char_bunny ignores all tweets about it
>/r speedrun deletes all threads about it
The absolute fricking state of simps
Can't wait for the Youtube upload to have comments disabled for it from the get go.
is there a video of this?
Nope, gdq deleted the vod
goddammit, no one recorded this? this would make for a nice new karl jobst video
gullible moron
>blowjobst
he would shill for gdq even if there was enough proof otherwise
Lmao, this homosexual is a complete GDQ bootlicker.
Just watch his video on the MGR thing for example.
Like anon said
and the AGDQ hit squad is after anons mentioning the incident.
It's really fricked up this was allowed and no one will be calling it out like they should or if they do it's heavily suppressed and buried even though everyone jumps on the train for shit like this normally.
IT'S OK THEY'RE GIVING MONEY TO CHARITY SO THEY'RE ALL GOOD PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT PLEASE DONATE AND BUY MERCH AND SHUT UP (he/them)
Man shut up and just enjoy the runs
https://gdqvods.com/game/love-3
here are the VODS
I saw it live, did get fooled thinking it was deleted though admittedly. They're still suppressing the shit out of it regardless.
20:48:38 time
>game already has custom level functionality
>"glitch" only happens with 1 runner that wins way ahead
not suspicious at all guys
It's just janky code ok? Let it go and enjoy the run.
stay mad, virgin
Mako's AGDQ MVPs
I wanna the foxboy
Where's my man Nyk who had to put up with the announcer's shit while doing a solid run
Will I see you at ESA in a couple of weeks?
Are you asking me out on a date?
Ye
I'll be there
The moment things changed for the worse is when they moved from the small room into the big venue
but of course
I will be there, we all will be.
anyone have the clip where the runner talked about being groomed? what was the game, fable?
It's still on wsg.
I'll be there.
>
Every day I have more trouble telling bait and irony apart from what's real and sincere
FFS
If SGDQ isn't in person the event is finished, nobody wants online events any more. They need to move on from covid and get back to actually making money from more people than just The Yetee
Online only worked better for a while before they realized they could just pack it even more full of interview segments and shilling.
>Little to no setup time required since they require runners to have their shit up and going before their run starts
>Still waste just as much time between runs as an in-person event with constant console/wire shuffling.
At the online events they set the next run up during the current one, and at this event they accidentally put the next runner's webcam and gameplay on screen. The "set up" times are literally just there to stall for donations
It's almost an achievement to have absolutely nullified the biggest benefit of online marathons by virtue of needing to stroke their own egos constantly.
>skipping through the VOD to watch DS2 to see how infuriating the donation reader was
>accidentally click on the part of the Half Life Alyx runner where the fat balding troony runner write trans rights on the white board
Not surprised this got an F
He didn't even ask what the winning incentive was, he just straight up wrote Trans Rights
Just need to host the event in Canada for once where trans rights doesn't need to be said since they already have protected status, and we can just focus on the god damn runs instead of virtue signaling during a charity.
How naive can you be, lol? They will suck in all attention they can get no matter what.
ok but seriously, who is making the /srg/ thread on /vg/
Nobody, it was a fricking disaster the last time and it would be balls if it came back.
still would be better than fricking r/speedrun
>Autistic Groomers Dilate Quick
Can't wait for 2024
Uh oh sisters! See you at ESA!
>peaked on the fifth game
Ouch.
>lowest viewership
>somehow not the lowest donation total
Unfortunately for you, charity drives always have sponsors/tax-bracker evaders lined up to ensure they reach a minimum end result, usually saving the big dumps for last. Telethons were fricking notorious for it, having ran camera crew for them a few times in the 2000s.
Damn the viewbot purge of '20 sure took a toll
>twice as many donations as 2016 with half of the viewer count
Redpill me on mario kart run. Few minutes in and its gay af so far
I get wanting to give some of the more played games a rest for a bit but did they have to get rid of all of them? This GDQ felt like it was 90% new releases or literal who indies with 10 runners
Yeah no idea wtf they were thinking but check out the esa schedule I think you will be happy
I’ve seen it and I am happy.
Ironically and quite hypocritically I’m most looking forward to Argick’s Spark 3 run.
ACK’d trannies dead quick
Can’t wait for ESA, going to start edging a week in advance so I can synchronize my cum blasts with the thread.
What are you cumming in?
It's kinda sad how this drawing has to be not only the only good fanart of this game but the only noteworthy thing about the game overall
When is ESA?
https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
18 till 25 February
>troony running Hat In Time
Can't make this shit up
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Nukkuler, Spikevegeta
Based Spike leaving GDQ and taking over ESA
There's some trash in there too, ex.
Stream 2 my homie
Though stream 2 seems neutered too this winter. There's some days where its normt running at all
No games running on stream 2 at the same time as that.
Pray one gets added. Or find your live for jrpg rubs, Xenoblade is my favourite of the genre. Hopefully the threads will be fun for you at least
>07:40
max comfy see you guys when the run happens
kino block
euro furrysisters..we won!
European Speedrun Assembly
i'll be honest, i had no idea plum was from chenzo club untill recently
kindof a shame, she's a bit cute, i thought that she was the only character and the game would be centered around her only
wait, disregard first part, i thought you said 'what' not 'when'
>When is ESA?
>European Speedrun Assembly
In about a month, starts February 18th
This gdq was so godawful it actually has me hype for esa.
It's gonna be a long four weeks without you guys. See you February 18th
Reminder that ESA reruns are on for those of you starved for any runs at all
Shut the frick up.
shut the frick up
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Reminder to rewatch runs you missed before ESA. The archived threads are (mostly) still fresh and you don't have to deal with janny autism either
At last, we can put these threads down on their backsides
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it's all ogre
absolutely bogged
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delay ze run
looking forward to the Prize Ogre in frame fetales and all future gdqs as we race to the bottom
When's the bonus stream?
hotfix in a couple of hours actually
Looking forward to the Prince of Persia community dub mod. Sounds like it should be fun.
post esa22 runs you liked
Luv GTA simple as
Wonder if we'll have a bouncy castle cam again this time
Last
Just woke up, last thread?
PORN WHEN
>page 10
time to say goodbye
I'll see you in the new thread right
right?