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>Now
Bad Guys At School
>Then
Steven Seagal Is: The Final Option (Prototype)
>Later
Mega Man ZX
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Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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>Now
Bad Guys At School
>Then
Steven Seagal Is: The Final Option (Prototype)
>Later
Mega Man ZX
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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That's great OP. Thank you for the links and the information.
Barleshde!
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LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives
Clear?
Nope. Human lives are irrelevant and polluting this planet. Time to get rid of them starting with LGBT.
Great, another Aquatic Ambiance remix
>starts run
>fails 5 times immediately
What purpose do these serve on a shirt? I've always wondered
something to grab when you obliterate him from behind
makes shoulder look bigger to be masculine
thats why millitary uniform have it too
It used to be for holding bag straps in military uniforms
"They were originally designed to keep back packs, ammunition pouches or bayonets from slipping off the shoulder. They often display badges of rank, shoulder marks, regimental insignia or epaulettes" - Cosmopolitan
Njgga they're epaulets originally used to secure shoulder armor
imagine sourcing your shit with cosmopolitan magazine
epaulets =/= shoulder straps
The straps are also called epaulets moron
Whatever keeps you happy, you fricking mongoloid.
You can get your panties in a bunch over some fricking homosexual handlebars if you wish, the entire conversation is banal bullshit
If correcting you means I'm mad, then I guess I'm seething.
I'm recycling
watch out steven, the giant metal crush things are coming for you.
Crak is /our guy/
>cracked at games
>cracked in IRL
>always smiling
>hosts his own convention
Future speedrun superstar
mega man zoomer x when
IM A HEADBANGA
Today has been a shit day
Its because the awful block also attracts awful commentators who think their "THIS GAME IS SO GOOD" bit is original
What happened to RUN????
>3 S runs in a row
Today was a good day
Battle of the Eras?? Whathappen
soulful (shit) 90s Mortal Kombat clone made by literal 14 year olds, birdfeed cam for the runners cam, only 10 minutes long so doesnt overstay its welcome
I went to sleep during Neon White.
What did I miss?
>getting mad at donos disrespecting his hero
I can't, I had to mute
Lads his sack is empty
"What about Goku...."
"I don't get it"
What a champ
>I don't get it
This guy rules
the duality of man
autism rules
you can have autism and still be cool anon 🙂
>I don't get it
this guy definitely has autism
Beyond the Law
On Deadly Ground
Fire Down Below
Half Past Dead
Out of Reach
Today You Die
Hunt all Night
The Perfect Weapon
Contract to Kill
These are all Steven Seagal films, except for one I made up - try to guess which one! Better yet, make your own.
Following my families Seagal formula the fake one is Hunt all Night
You're good. You're real good. Now tell me, you seen Richie? I'm gonna keep asking until you remember seeing Richie.
>literally the last i looked up
JUST
>'I d-don't get it
>i dont get it
ouchie
>
/ourguy/
he kinda based guys
he's giga based
>confronts his stalker
>bullies the dude into buying him lunch
CRAK ATAK'D
this guy has stalkers? why?
look at him, man
he's an elite keyed black ops cracked special agent, specalized in vampire hunting
Fricking Adam Sandler looking motherfricker
KEK
fricking alucard right here
>you're stalking this guy after getting some subway but he comes outta the bathroom wearing this
wyd?
>sleep with some bawd
>take her money and kick her ass out of bed
just a regular day for Crak Seagal
schizo kino
wish every runner was this type of unhinged
How does one man just keep winning!
I'm starting to think he's just making all this up
maybe when you stop living the NEET life, man up and leave your 20s, just maybe you can go man mode like /our guy/
>insanely fit
>cracked at vidya
>bullies his enemies
>bullies the women he sleeps with
He's like batman IRL
SSS twitter
No shit, he's living his best imagined life as a make-believe sex king.
dang he's literally me
Yo, frick the run, we gotta rate this dude's Twitter.
He's the fricking coolest, anons! God, I wish I was him.
>schizo but instead of CIA agents fricking up his life it's just women wanting to frick
reminds me of the guy that kept claiming he was getting raped by cultists and they were giving him and his family AIDS every day
aids EVERY day? by god
Give him my sandwich and 20 bucks
adam sandler's autistic brother
>adam sandler's more autistic brother
so he thinks he's being gang stalked?
shut the heck up chud or (You) are next.
>girl
troony
What a frickin CHAD
His social media posts come off as shit you'd imagine because you have no friends
No way!
Steven Seagel and his henchmen are stalking him
He's a targeted individual being gangstalked by Steven Segals goons
>robs his "stalkers" sub and 20 dollars
holy shit
You see that everlast bag in the background? Crak is just waiting for a b***h to test him
He's a fricking gang stalking lunatic as well
Why does he keep getting free food from these confrontations?
he's 6'5 and has tall man privilege. Honestly that's it. It's why he can bounce people easily despite mild mannered autism.
who the frick stalks this guy? this is such a weird story to make up that it's based
damn this guy really is Seagal's bastard son
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_stalking
An absolute lad. luv 'im. simple as.
why are there at least two tweets of this guy physically confronting people and getting food out of it what the frick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_stalking
Don't get what? Missed it.
This moron is playing a game called
Steven Seagal Is: The Final Option
someone did a play on word pun for a "joke"
>If Steven Seagal could pick a floor it'd be the "Vinyl option"
The runner being an autistic elderly man, didn't get the joke / word play
this may not be an amazing run but at least its not ironically terrible, just genuinely.
>jannies banning edobean food posts
grim state of affairs this gdq
I refuse to believe that any/all isn't a shitpost
Except for keiz, he's actually just a gay
Moistcritikal's autistic uncle.
>runner is a gang stalker schizo
Whenever someone on Ganker say they're over 30 this guy is what I imagine.
nah I look worse than him
maybe if he was fat
No way, he's way cooler than me.
They were putting estrogen in our food too in the 80's, see boomers were looking like grown ass dudes at 15 years old.
He's not a troony so you're wrong
Which date do you think SGDQ will happen on?
LUL AIRBOAT BEAN HECKIN EPIC BLAHAJ!! XDD *holds up spork* o.o
>host admits he has rape dungeon
Uhhh guys....
cat spotted
Better than Cyberpunk 2077.
The staff have told the announcer to join in / talk as this run is DYING
So, is he sleeping with girls or "girls"?
lol
lmao even
Nice thumbnail.
wiener and balls
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
You fricking morons don't actually believe his stories, right?
This dude fights just for fun
>no chest hair
bros...
I think he shaves his chest
rocky if he real
A true schizo
this isnt even a hospital bed, this guy just put some bandages on his head
>put makeup and bandages on
>was totally in a fight guise
With some of the wild shit he posts I don't even know whats real
safe to assume it's all real
hes literally just larping as steven seagal
Ironic considering Steven Seagal larps as Steven Seagal
>Other staff: Retweeting stuff about GDQ, discussing other runs, hyping up the event
>Keizaron: Discussing no runs, only talking about the segments he was in
But he'll get passive aggressive and cry about it if you imply he's an attention prostitute. I'm so happy all of his submissions got denied. When he interviewed the Crash 3 runner on the first day and the guy said Jhobz inspired him to get into speedrunning, Keiz gave a sarcastic response. He knows he's shit and everyone hates him, but he can't help himself. I think he legitimately has some sort of humiliation fetish.
His first response after doing a bit in an interview is to vanity search his name on twitter and rt any compliments
This runner is Seagal tier of a badass/crazy person
Rate this run!
Uhh B I guess
B because uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
B
schizoid seagal kino
Mentally ill schizo, gang-stalking kino - A
B
This guy is getting a SSS for me just for crak_atak lore
B
SSS for being based and he just got the world record
the run itself - A
the runner - SSSSSS
C for Cteven Seagal
A
you had to be there
He's cringe but he got WR
hmmmmm, B-
a for world record
A - the man comes across as mad as Seagal does
S for being a badass and also literally getting World Record
A for autism and WR
SSS Not even the run itself, but this guy is real wild.
High A+ run, especially fun with the thread
B
B for run
S for runner
SSS for his Twitter.
S for Schizo
It's actually a D
Solid S
Man's a real man's man. 100% posts here while snoring coke out of a prostitute's a-hole.
ZZZ
Most pathetic runner to exist
You're lucky he's not here. He'd kick your ass, homosexual
Get ready to lose your lunch
A+++
A
The run was an A
The twitter is SSS
D
S
B for Baffling
B
S.
Due to twatter schizoposts
S
F
b i guess
A
D for DERANGED!
SSS for WR
Rate teh run
A.
B for based
WR A
S tier for schizo twitter, chartanon decides what counts
A
A
Rate this schizo's run!
D only because seeing all these posts about him is hilarious.
WORLD
FRICKING
RECORD
This game's BGM unironically slaps
?t=409
yoo wr
WR out if nowhere
wow a world record, damn thats. insane.
WR HYPE
HELL YEAH
SEAGAL WINS
I just realized he has a punching bag in the back lmao
>We've been getting a lot of world records tonight during the awful block!
You mean the games nobody plays so theres no world records?
>loves Steven Segal
>gets a WR
>has stalkers that turn into his friends
>dated at least 3 women at the same time
>beats up random strangers for food
also has badass scars
We're gonna have to accept this dude is clearly the main character of life.
How is it even possible for your socks to be that dirty
Godamn I wanna drink tea oozed from those socks
>Textures
They're fricking sprites, millenial.
The pistons weren't sprites lmao they were background tiles
Schizobros, we eating good today
WAAOOWW World Record!! I wonder how many seething homosexuals he curb-stomped in this game.
he even looks like young steven seagal
Why does he sound identical to ThaRixer
Rate his team
>male gardevoir named unfuk
>everything else
this fricking guy kek, proper unhinged
>pokemon past ruby
change my B to a Z please
>hmncentipede
i think he might be the best
Holy shit
Nothing less form the man himself. What a Boss, you as you zoombies say a Top G
Frick sake this guy is never getting asked back to GDQ is he, everything that is pure must fade
Why do you think he camouflaged himself with his shitpost pronouns
Of all the games that don’t give a frick about names it’s pokemon
Wasn't it just le epic shitty game speedrun? 🙂 Look how dopey it is 😀 Le lol LMAO 🙂 So fanne :-*~~*~~
>nooo you can't be entertained by the CISgender white male run
I think it's time for you to hit the dilation station
Japanese kino incoming
what a fricking guy. I'll miss him.
Rate his second team
>CumWagon
>cumwagon
>Cumwagon
I kneel.
How was he allowed in this is great
they have someone on staff that vets people and yet this guy slipped through the cracks. blessed day
>guy slipped through the cracks
So thats why he is Crak Atak
The guy that vets people bought him lunch.
That stalker that bought him subway was the vetter
>GayGhost
>Prickk
>CumWagon
>GayGhost
GDQ MODS NONONO WE CAN'T TAKE THIS SLANDER
>CumWagon
>CumWagon
>3wayHead
>literally just 'Prickk'
gold
>cumwagon
I love a good DKC remix but do they seriously have to have Fear Factory remixes nonstop?
SSS, I hate that he's about to get banned for his twitter
Hope he enjoyed his last run on GDQ
I refuse to believe people liked that last run.
maybe you should try having fun, once?
What happened to the stardew Valley run?
>Seeded race
>moronic category where they spend half the time just skipping days
>Second place takes way longer than first place and goes over estimage
>Doesn't get shut down either
>Nothing is really happening
>Commentary is atrocious
Race where the estimate was 30 minutes and one person won in 15 minutes and then the other person got visibly salty, turned their cam off and sounded like they were crying and they went 10 minutes over and got more and more upset and it was awkward and at one point the race winner donated during the race as they had nothing to do and told them to not get upset these things happen they're doing great and it was all awkward.
Oh and there's two as we did a rate the run too early, when they counted "time" we thought it was over and it still went on for another 25 mins
Goddamn, is there anyway to see this? These AGDQ c**ts won't put this on the official channel
you're just gonna have to go find it in the vods
>All these runs with completely even spreads this year
Is Ganker at its most divided? Usually they're all clustered together, see last year
Some autists are going ape shit over the charts and spamming SSS and Z
It's been a very average event. That and there are gays that hate ratings and vote against everyone else at every run
>King's Qwest V
lmao I had forgotten
What was so good about it?
Endearing Autist with a speech impedement who truly loved Kings Quest and went on various passion rambles on it. Also did the game quick, was very knowledgeable. It was clearly his autistic fixation
Aw, that sounds wholesome.
The runner was genuinely excited to run the game for the event, but he had a mad speech impediment. Hence why it's spelled the way it is on the chart.
Chart ratings are being shafted by homosexuals who hate us doing the ratings.
That makes no sense because aren't they contributing to the charts and the ratings spam that they're so against?
it’s more fun to cast a meme vote, it’s not like these charts really mean anything. i doubt anyone is seriously emotionally invested in them wether for or against.
You must not be here when over half the thread is autists screeching and seething over people voting S or Z
just people having some fun shitposting with the rest of the thread. these events happen just a few times a year so it’s fun to play along with the rest of the posters for a week.
>emotionally invested
The homosexuals that want it gone are very much that.
>anons don't like charts
>tries to get them banned but failed
>decides to participate in them to skew results
>shit runs voted SSS good runs scattered voted
>anons that like chart watch SSS vods
>it's shit
>anons hate chart because it lies about good runs
>more people hate runs
>bullies chart anon/raters away
I think they're cancer but personally I just hide the posts asking for ratings and the charts too.
The alternative thinking anons are protesting with meme votes, which of course is their right.
It’s been co-opted by shitposters and people who take it too seriously
Chopping off Z and SSS would help
At the end of the event when chart anon does all the sorting I'd be interested in a no Z and no SSS version too
>Last year: More reds, but also more blues and purples, more extremes. Bad run that were car crashes so they were entertaining, and good runs
This year: More yellows and oranges, middling ratings, all boring "its a run" style runs that everyone goes "Eh, C I guess too", uninteresting
Thats why GDQ sucks even more this year. Bad an entertaining is better than boring and unentertaining. They phoned it in this year with uninteresting, average, tame runs
Being online only ruins the atmosphere.
Imagine if he was invited to irl AGDQ. How many trannies would get beaten to death?
He'd eat well and be the only runner paid for his time there.
hahahaha. damn what a man
That's a lotta subs and 20 dollar bills
The game was dog shit but this guy is the most interesting thing to have happened in this AGDQ in the last few days
Now realising that the run isn't anywhere near as interesting without the context of this thread and his twitter
PLUM BROS REPORT IN
This guy's twitter is a fricking gold mine
he's literally me
all this guy does is frick hoes and murder people for subway sandwiches, what a life
umm
VTUBER troony???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't even wanna watch AGDQ anymore, they can't beat this dude's twitter.
>vtuber
cuuuuute
Is she a troony?
yeah, he is
are your ears okay?
Unironically yes. Look at his year old YT videos or just put his name in google images.
>three hour JRPG run after the upcoming run
frick me to hell
>she/her
DIE
>a fricking Vtuber
haha oh wow. how embarrassing for everyone on screen.
IM TIRED OF TRANNIES
>Vtuber troony
They're advancing
She cute
Epic
>Konnichiwa! I am your translator Amesiyo-san
the thing is this homosexual is trying to do a falsetto now. in last years gdq he literally just spoke like a normal guy while using that avatar and cope pronouns.
no trolling but what causes this? What's are the signs or trauma that causes this?
Autism + internet grooming = an epidemy of "body dysmorphia".
autism without direction
or sexual abuse.
take your pick
Anon this shit is LITERALLY the opposite of autism. Autists don't have enough of an ego to go "wow I feel like a woman even though I have a penis"
This shit comes from being an overemotional moron, nothing to do with autism.
Failling as a man, obssession with women and anime. Being moronic enough to think that men can become women.
this right here, a lot of these guys are just coping by trying to be women, they dont even have gender dysphoria
If someone "hangs out" in discord servers with people they dont know IRL, that is a glaring red flag
>be terminally online
>play mainly single-player games
>find speedrunning community which is one of the few that actually play the same games as you
>get groomed
>toxic masculinity
>boys are dumb throw rocks at them
>the future is female
it's a real mystery.
>autism with unfettered internet access
>development of a narcissistic/histrionic personality through childhood abuse of some form
>development of a borderline personality through childhood abuse of some form
Essentially:
1. When you're susceptible to influence from your peers and your peers are trans, it's easy to make a peer-pressured decision. Look at any subculture and people who join in.
2. When you're desperate for attention, becoming trans is an extremely easy way to get people to look at you. Bonus points if you get off on a victim complex
3. When you have an extremely poor/non-existent sense of self, being trans scratches the same itch as changing your hair colour every month or bouncing through styles/interests/groups frequently
SOME trans people have genuine dysphoria but a huge percentage of them have some sort of personality disorder that informs their decision making that lead to transitioning.
>Nothing in what is described remotely resembles autism
>morons still call it autism because it's a nice meme condition that everyone has heard of
Fricking morons. Autists wouldn't give a frick about shit like presenting or transitioning or whatever the frick their gender is supposed to be according to random fricks.
t. autist
>being this stupid
Autists have no social cues and will try to fit in to whatever the people around them say
groomers took hold and told them being trans is hecking cute and valid and makes you a unique person, so the autists grabbed on and rolled with it trying to fit in with the people that tell them to
>Autists will try to fit in
How can someone be so moronic.
There's no such thing as gender, and even if there was, it wouldn't mean anything anyway.
It's the failed experiment of a pedo, nothing more.
the real question is why so many people are enabling them and not calling them out
TROON VTUBER AHAHAHAHAHA
>vtuber troony
the actual nightmare combo
>babiniku
certainly sounds like a she/her!
>she/her
doubt
ちんちん
>vtuber troony translator
Fricking christ, hopefully this is like Katamari where the translator isn't on the couch
>nips get automatic S
>trannies get automatic F
This'll be a fun one
I feel bad that we're pushing this shit on to innocent japanese people.
He'll be getting a pity and apology S from me
Japanese people were the ones who started the gender bending bullshit
And no it's not better even though he thinks hes a boy, it's still globohomo
Cuteness justifies anything. Irl trannies arent cute so they are wrong
IRL "traps" don't exist, so we can agree all homosexualry is bad. See, you get it!
JAPANESE???? SSS RANK!
>troonyslator
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>She/Her
Sure thing.
>vtuber "translator"
>just making shit up on the spot
AHAHAHAH EVEN VTRASH AREN'T SAFE FROM THE troony MENACE, holy frick this shit just keeps on giving
All the trannies using vtubers because they can't stand the way they look. Mirrors are the greatest microaggression against trannoids.
Finally megaman time I cant wait-
Oh no
Bros...
Welp, guess I hate metroid now.
Calling Nintendo as we speak. They'll have lawyers on him within the hour.
what's your excuse?
Shitty mental health, shitty physical health, shitty financial situtation, ADHD, hatred for life, no joy for learning. I could go on but I wont
what in the frick would i use that language for besides consuming media
gotten a lot of basics down, taking a course at the end of the month.
>weebs misinterpret gender bender shit
>even though most serious characters like that are "no I'm still a guy" or drop the fantasy altogether
Anime should never have been subbed
No immersion
やめろ、できないちゃん!
What's yours?
I already speak two languages, dont see the need
might learn some baseline spanish to make it easier talking to patients
>two languages
Even in school here, 3 languages including two separate forms of our mother tongue.
You're just fricking lazy.
Not including, but as well as. Brain is running on fumes because I had a hard workout yesterday.
sorry bro, not gonna learn languages I'm not gonna use
nobody in the west needs to know fricking japanese for anything besides watching anime without subtitles. you may as well ask people why they're not learning a dead tribal language. asians learn english because its the language of business, no one needs to learn their languages for anything.
>anime phrases in hiragana
damn we've got a native here
>shitposting about subwayschizo's twitter
>think its just three men doing an interview
>tab over
>she/her
unfortunate
You donate, you are cuck.
>She/her
>Troon
>Nip speak
>Anime girl avatar
Tranime strikes again!
she's cute though
>Literal who troonslater
Imagine how many people they could have hired to translate, they probably went with this homosexual vtuber because it's "woke"
cheap, goodboypoints, other trannies will donate more money for mike... it's pure win for them.
holy shit hahahahah
>troony translator
>unwashed jap runner
why do you think hes unwashed?
his hair
>that voice
>she/her
>not showing his face
trannies are ridiculous creatures
At least we don't have to look at them but a vtuber model instead
>vtuber troony not even trying to have a girly voice
What gives? I thought they were all actually men pretending?
More like Phart_TV lol
pwned.
I saw that on the jap camera, this is pre-recorded.
Why the frick are we bothering with this troony translator?
I noticed that too with the edit/cut after he was asked a question in English, probably to shorten the actual time it would be live having to translate the English to Japanese
Yeah but why bother at all with the translator other than giving this troon some screen time that he clearly doesn't want? Just put subtitles on the screen
>cant even face the troon out of disgust
she cute
turn on the audio anon
mega man zoomer x?
>they stitched the interview
>they stitched the runs
>it's all prerecorded
why is there a chinese cartoon on my screen?
is feasal unwashed
trans-di-lator
thank you mr trans-lator
I never knew I'd find something more grating than gays talking like homosexuals, but now you got homosexuals trying to sound feminine it's completely ridiculous.
Btw everything the troony was translating was completely wrong.
>3 hour "speedrun"
it's a 3h15m game so yes its a speedrun sweetie
Goose was right
bladee looks like THAT???
>translates japanese language
>it's a troony
Why does this happen so often? You'd never see this for other languages.
it's not called tranime for no reason
Go back
Are you one of those homosexuals who think fapping to "traps" isn't gay and fapping to drawn child porn isn't pedo?
Anime site, go back
but i never left 2016-kun
anime website newfriend XD
You know
I looked up that particular hormone shit. It's a Brazilian groomer that packages Chinese made estrogen.
>I trooned out and blame anime so anime is the problem!
Very convincing anon! Really great smarts!
Cute cat!
KOT
Cute kitty
That's automatic S
neko spotted on cam
>kittyyy
SSS run
WOW EPIC CATTERINO OMG I LOVE MY FURBABIES STRAY WAS GOTY 2022
>black cat
sss run
>CAT
S
ねこだ!
cute kot
>megaman
Honestly feel these are all very samey runs.
wait till he gets Hx armor, this game is pretty wild
Unfortunately there isn't a real way to make these city or area traversal segments more exciting. ZXA handled the amount of backtracking a fair bit better.
there really isnt a lot of backtracking, the map is just awful
Sure, the backtracking only really kicks in if you're doing the side quests (most of which are awful to do because of how you can only have one mission active at a time), but there's still more traversal through the city or forest area than I'd like. If the "overworld" connecting the areas together was smaller, that'd already be an improvement.
I just find MM runs to all be the same no matter what, they don't hold my interest at all.
Feel like it's a seen one you've seen them all.
uhhhhh okay sounds like a personal problem
this, and they're pretty much just let's plays. zzzz
hard disagree
IS THAT A FLASHING LIGHT??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kot
How the frick is he playing with his eyes closed?
if you need to see to play games then you'll never be one of the greats, sorry.
cat AND japanese runner?! automatic SSS+ dont even need to watch the run!
Cute soft boy voice. Id love to hear him moan and scream. Name?
it's on the screen, moron-kun
Anonymous no comment $50 dollar donations? Nothing suspicious here, goy...
>several $50 donantions from anon with no comment
hmmmmmmmmmm
Where are they from, anon?
THERE IS NOTHING TO NOTICE CHUD
>Thread is about trannies again.
Welp, guess the Americans are here, I'm off to bed.
YOU CANT GO ITS A JAP RUNNER WITH A HECKING CAT IT'S AUTOMATIC SSSSSSS
>trannies constantly on stream
>surprised that thread is constantly about trannies
>video games constantly on screen, even more than trannies
>thread isnt about video games
curious!
>Tiny Japanese room
TAMASHII
just donated $150 bros. gets your donations in today!
DEEZ NUUUUUTZZ WHAAAZUUUPPPPP
>Aile crawls faster than Vent
What did Inti mean by this?
Boring run, I'm going for a nap
gdq is being rebranded as quickfest, an outdoor event featuring live music
Gankerners look like this!?
newbies would like to believe that, based on people who attention prostitute outside of Ganker.
Because why tell the truth when a strawman is so much more effective at farming (you)'s?
>threads were comfy only half an hour - an hour ago
>threads start going to shit
>Its around the time Americans wake up
Like clockwork
so god damn true
Oh boy, 9AM! Time to clock in on Ganker!
>insets punch card
It's always politics and trannies with those fricking school shooters.
Blame that b***h vtuber attention prostitute that showed up right before the run.
Even before then there were signs with the usual chart rants that happen around this time every day
It's amazing how it's like this every single day yet they still deny it, guaranteed if the awful block games played now and onwards they'd be spammed with ZZZ ratings as well
glad you tards took the bait and spam even more shit too.
not that it matters as the run is so shit even shittier than usual shitposts are more entertaining.
I unironically think thats why the threads are so shit this year, the runs are boring, they phoned it all in this year, there's nothing special about the runs, so people here are bored and there's nothing to talk about run wise, so they just shitpost the threads for entertainment because what else are you gonna post?
You finally get it. Nearly five weeks until ESA, hopefully that saves it
Well that and half the thread probably got banned 1st day of the event, we shit up the entire board for like a week so I don't understand the harsh moderation at times. I haven't been in these threads for a couple of years though so maybe this is normal nowadays
Its half and half, sometimes the moderation is warented because the thread will just defend into off topic arguments, usually /misc/ shit, sometimes its a janny having a breakdown because we didn't like a run they liked
>Well that and half the thread probably got banned 1st day of the event
kek wasn't around, qrd?
it happens every marathon, the first day a bunch of people will get banned for even the most slightly of off-topic posts
Alie is very cute but ZX games suck
The runner is reacting to all this stuff and the commentators are acting like nothing is happening
Yeah. Even if he can't speak English it'd be nice to let them hear him say things here and there.
He's right, homosexual
>The series follows Mahiro Oyama, an otaku living with his scientist younger sister Mihari. One day he wakes up as a young girl, a result of one of Mihari's experiments. Mahiro must now learn to live as a middle school girl, all while making friends in his new school.
Alright which crak_atak runs would you guys want to see
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y3EoDeQLYH5NXSVNaRs5gZvkHlyY-Q3NYNJOhrqHCd8/pub
all of them, make a marathon
Can't wait for crak games done quick
>tfw no coomer games done quick spin off marathon
Yep the Americans are definitely awake
Sword of Succubus, of course he runs an h game
Wild Guns
this run is pretty boring so far ngl, legit C
This run is a proper speedrun. Get better taste.
>This run is a proper speedrun.
yeah, a regular 3 hour run, fricking boring
C
moron
It's an hour, moron-kun
>American moron can't even read
GDQ IS DEAD
wew that was clean
did they mute his audio? lkmao
it's time to go FAST
OH MY GOD IT'S A HECKING JAPANESE RUNNERINO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS+ RUN
Are you okay
Mindbroken by bomberman
It’s unfortunate
why does zero sound like a little girl?
because she is one
Thats aile
>all the diamond paintings they've been shilling are stolen art made by aliexpress resellers
>they're investigating all the art to find out if it's legit
Lmao it's fricking over
im interested in this story and want to know more
What?
They posted on Twitter as a reply to their Eeveelutions one that they were investigating. Twitter users have pointed out that all the other art is stolen and artist signatures are cropped out.
link?
You're an adult. Find it yourself.
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/1613490641979469825
You're the one bringing it up, so do your part
I provided the link. I did my bit. I'm just sassin you
So you did, you absolutely alright anon
big LOL
what the frick
Does anyone even win these donation things regardless? Never once in my life have I even seen a tweet from a person saying "Wow, look what I won from GDQ!" or something. Literally since 2013 or whenever they started doing the donation incentives have I seen anyone win anything
You notice it's all a scam now
I'm assuming all that happens long after the event is over and the prizes distributed
GDQ is full of attentions prostitutes. Strange how not once anyone has shown their shit off. Not even like look at what I won last event, nothing.
https://twitter.com/ChelWongAudio/status/1584658153936801792
I know there was a year (2015 I think?) where there was a scandal where people were claiming they never sent out prizes. Whether that is true or not is unconfirmed
Breh
>DIY kit
Time is money, kids.
next thread will be better
>Megaman ZX
Is it ZX or is it Z10?
ZX = Zero + MegaMan X
Thanks.
>Not even 1/3rd of the way to last years donation count
Uhhh, GDQbros what's going on??
Last day is when the shills open their wallets
>AND WE HAVE A 500,000 DOLLAR DONATION FROM THE YETEE!
No milly?
this might actually be a sub 50 run holy frick
What's the current WR?
Nice, hoping for some WR breaking kino
captcha:4vdWR
it's coming lad
I don't think this is gonna be WR after losing time to the second elec boss
50m 1s, he might WR if he doesnt mess up
anyone else feel kind of empty everytime a gdq ends? like, I know it's gay and I should go out and make real experiences, but lurking in these threads, laughing at all the weirdos on stream ... is really fun
Same. Everyone feels sad when a social event ends. I just hope this isn't your ONLY social event
yeh I get it
I watch ESA replays on their twitch channel tbqph
Have done in the past but I'm watching this GDQ thinking why am I here, it's so fricking shit
I used to but not any more.
>usually wake up the day after to see the after thread
>finally delete the schedule bookmark and feel empty
>now just delete the bookmark before going to bed
>since AGDQ 2021 feel nothing
ESA on the other hand, I do miss when it's over.
is this the worst gdq yet?
Pretty much.
If they do a begathon towards the end then yes but really you have to try to be worse than last event and I guess shit being pre recorded so it doesn't go over estimate like what Kiez caused and runs being cancelled probably won't happen this event.
Depends on what you define as worst.
Worst as in complete car crash full of cringey moments, terrible runs, and is overall a painful experience? Nope. That'd be the proto era.
Worst as in just boring, full of uninteresting, average runs that are tame and have nothing of note? Yep.
Its not a Z-Tier GDQ, its a D-Tier GDQ but sometimes thats worse because at least Z-Tier is so bad its entertaining, you wanna go watch the car crash. You don't wanna go watch regular, uninteresting runner do regular uninteresting run of regular, uninteresting game
Yeah instead of a trash can on fire it's sorta like lighting your McDonald's delivery bag after you've eaten
Dapper cat in the background again.
>OHHH MYYYY GAWWWW
fwiw being online allowed them to bring a lot more Japanese runners and they're all GOATed
How many nip runners have there been so far? I only counted 2 but I missed a lot of runs
not gonna watch TWEWY, are those S awful games worth watching the VoD of?
Definitely
How was Yo Noid 2?
Damn that was a fast clear on Prometheus
fast clearing those breasts right now
Love fast clears
Genchinks should port the actual hot girls like Bronya from Honkers
Word.
Had to leave after the Sonic block yesterday, did I miss anything between then and now?
Trannies
Wtf no way, trannies? at MY AGDQ?
you missed an absolute madlad play a stephen segal game.
You missed the most unhinged runner running a fricking boring game.
What was it?
crak_atak running Steven Seagal is the Final Option (Prototype) just look up his Twitter its a gold mine
>le HECKING FUNNAY twitterino ong lets GOOO SSSSSS+++ RUN
jesus christ zoomers
He's a schizo who posts about being gangstalked and beating people up and taking their food/money.
gotta say they were probably the most boring posts about gangstalking that I've ever seen, and not too schizo sounding either
mostly it was just cat pics and various ways to say "frick" and other naughty words, such ebin funnay and never seen before!!!
literal 12 yold shit, which explains why anons love it i guess.
Guy went on a rant about how he's trying to become a gender affirming therapist to help gays and trannies
It was a shit run, don't listen to their lies.
I'm more of a tier list with waifu image attached kind of guy.
Missed the first half. Is runner skillful?
Yes, worth seeing the whole thing.
>look away for one second
>boss dead
CANCER SUCKS
I'm kinda tempted to play this megaman
graphics and gameplay look decent
what do the mega sages of Ganker say about this game?
It's a great game, so is advent.
The map is a bit funky, it was a minor attempt at a megaman metroidvania but they didn't go full on with it.
I'm not a huge megaman fan but if you played the Zero games on GBA you'll probably like it. Honestly the biggest flaw with this game is the shitty metroidvania map.
Its a sequel series to the Z series, which I was never patient enough to finish. So honestly I dunno, it looks cool though.
It's a pretty good game, but it has a downright awful overworld map, since it tried to be a metroidvania in structure. The sequel (ZX Advent) cuts out the fat from the map, streamlining the worst parts out, but some people are mixed on its additions.
Both are still alright games in their own right. The Zero games play similarly, and are worth checking out, too.
it's a fine game but level design is really boring in my opinion
Well I'm certainly not making it
>Weather tomorrow is supposed to be dark and cold
>Have the whole office to myself at work
>Gonna bullshit on MWII and Callisto Protocol all day while GDQ plays / Ganker is open
Who's ready for COMFY?
>mr gane and shout hosting during twewy
Bros....
What is the best way to play megaman games this days? Emulation or collections in Steam?
The collections unless you're a poorgay
For Zero/ZX, the collection uses source ports. Otherwise up to you if you want to use the collections or emulation.
Why did he do it, cave(wo)manbro's?
Change his twitter handle so some other random could make a new one with the same handle? Unironically because he was tired of the fricking Chibi drama.
Now go dilate.
I really wish I knew. He looks like my highschool girlfriend now and that dont wont hunt monsigneur.
he changed his twitter handle, something that's really easy to do, so people would stop harassing him
morons
holy shit is that real?? wtf
>the power of tentacles
hi
>wake up
>missed awful block
captcha:P00N WR
You didn't miss anything too special.