Now: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Next: Pokémon Legends: Arceus
Later: Super Mario Bros. 3
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Next: Pokémon Legends: Arceus
Later: Super Mario Bros. 3
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Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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WHAT IS THAT THING
A Japanese troony/furry whose run was immediately blown out by PS5 Simulator
>shown his dick to the fat eck spammer just to use his scripts
Seek therapy.
least schizophrenic archivetroony
>nooo stop having fun
>the guy spamming trannies and agdq webms, offtopic and chartgay? yeah no those are cool.
i clapped
miggy
I really think nipples would be visible at that point
source
I am sorry, I migged before seeing what page we were on...
I have successfully migrated
I noticed you were missing from the threads recently
Good to have you back for the final day
Is it time?
NOOOOOOOOOO
was it necessary?
screamer without the sound
Every time
almost threw up my 2 foot long burrito, thanks anon
That's a lot of burrito.
i'm not feeling very good!
what the frick
what the frick?
That kinda looks delicious right about now
What's up with that bent burrito dick
Ew
makes me wanna run to chipotle before I go to work
Looks like a GIANT WOOOORM
the shit tomorrow is gonna be something
Gonna order a giant burrito now you inspired me
Did you really utensil-frick that burrito, anon? Jesus Christ.
good luck
I'd blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
>Burrito so big they had to bend it to fit it in the box
>Looks kind of gross aesthetically
I'd still rather have Chipotle, though I'm sure your burrito is good, it just looks gross.
I'D EAT THAT
frick you!
S
Press S to spit on the former announcer!
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HERE COMES PLUM
Legend of Mink: A Mig to the Das
>Did he even talk about the game? All I heard from him was "we've got to hit that incentive guys!!!"
Which exactly is what anyone left in the GDQ bubble would call amazing commentary.
Why don't they make incentives extra things rather than entire runs?
I love Zelda!
migged
Not watching out of protest. Let me know if anything fun or funny happens
I cant believe you guys rated Melo's run of watching the donation tracker so poorly.
ALTTP has aged incredibly well imo, always surprises me how good it looks
yeah a bunch of SNES games still look awesome. Its why good pixel art isnt a meme, it never gets old
For me it's Super Metroid, it does the hair kino meme in some areas + the OST is kino.
It'd be cool to know which are your favorites
isometric 2D generally does
Pixel art ages significantly better than 3D and the SNES was at a good place technologically to make good looking pixel art games that have stood the test of time.
It helps that ALttP is also just an excellent game from a gameplay perspective.
RECYCLE THIS ONE LATER
We WILL be recycling!
CHON has come.
shiggy miggy
>OoT Link probably fricked fish pussy
>BotW Link *definitely* fricked fish pussy
What is it with the Hylian Hero and his insatiable desire for tuna?
Link is desperately trying to break away from Hylia's influence.
I've been replaying BotW and I notice there are essentially no references to the Triforce or the Triforce goddesses whatsoever.
It's all about Hylia now.
I blame Skyward Sword
He has no taste
My wives are almost gone
why do zelda fans all share a certain look
I might do a ds2 "speedrun" but blue flame + crystal magic instead of dark. (+ the sword spells, including dark)
>2.1 is 41% less than 3.4
>41%
Someone's getting fired for this
horseshoe theory in action
Mike already got fired for this, he wasn't able to get the corporations to donate enough in time.
So Games DoneQuick is overwhelmingly leftist/liberal but why are conservatives incapable of putting together a charity event like this?
Conservatives are mostly anticharity
Most speedrunners are mentally ill, and therefore more likely to be leftist.
i haven't cared about politics for several years but im defiantly anti current "left"
you can't do a "conservative" event because twitch are liberal.
Not sure you're making the point you think you're making.
I miss Charlieposting...
Can't wait for SGDQ...
Where's Hariet-anon? Jenny-anon? Mecha-anon? Where is everyone?
I think I saw mechaanon for a small handful of posts.
because /misc/ doesn't speedrun
My grandmother ran Dynamite Headdy, Spinball, and Gunstar Heroes before even SDA/Twin Galaxies was a thing. She also competed in the arcades for high scores in the 60s/70s. She was one of those politically incorrect old people (normal and right leaning). I ran PSX RE games going back to 1998/9 and would be considered the antithesis of what these people represent. You don't get NGO involvement without ESG quotas, nudge teams, and social engineering everything. Most people like Goose and the rest hide it because these clowns are doomed to confused enterprise to HOOOOOOOYPE money laundering and CURRENT_THING. Everything is like that from the workplace to your hobbies now so you have to keep your head down.
What's his name again?
winston but gdq threads are just newfriends
Western bacon cheeseburger
When is the next ESA event? or any decent speedrun event for that matter?
Frost fatales in two weeks sister
ESA - Feb 18th
Frost Fatales - Feb 26th
>Good DS2 run - ruined by host reading donation shit all the time
>Shitty LTTP run - nothing
Yeah frick this
IM A HEADBANGA
Every year it's the same borefest "go through walls get items", how do normies not get tired of this shit
>Love zelda
>Hate 2d zelda runs
Simple as
I missed most of today, how was terraria and dark souls 2? I'm gonna watch it now.
Was it a shitshow so far? didnt seem like a good line up for the last day.
look at previous threads for ds2
>dark souls 2
Run was amazing and it was ruined by the announcer. Seriously watch it muted because the guy running can't even explain shit when he gets cut off constantly.
dam ill check it out after terraria, so far this kid seems autistic.
honestly no Mario 64 or any hype game at the end really feels soulless.
>Dark Souls 2
Don't, it was a shit show, and not in a good way.
>I'm gonna watch it now.
you can't terraria isn't on there yet.
ds2 was great but ruined by the announcer. I was told they did the same to terraria actually but I doubt it was as bad as ds2.
>you can't terraria isn't on there yet.
you can put /videos in the twitch link an rewind current broadcast
The shit I took earlier had more energy than this run well worth 400k
That's a big mushroom.
You just got coconut malled
fat frick
no bulli
Where's Andy? I like his lttp runs
Who's excited for PLA
?
Me
Because that's when I go to bed
PLA?
Pokemans
ah, can't wait. Planning on getting super drunk to cope with DS2 since those are the only 2 runs I give/gave a shit about today
I'm excited for the posting
I already saw it on last SGDQ
I do not expect much change
It wasn't at SGDQ last year?
ESA then
source please
my last hope in this godforsaken event
I'd rather not get banned again so I can't make that run fun even if I wanted to.
I'll be wageslaving while it's going on anyway.
does PLA have good speedrun strats?
does PLA have speedrun strats?
If they don't choose Dawn I won't watch a minute of it
I am, but I'll have to skip out before the end since I still haven't beaten Avalugg, yet.
This is great artwork because even as humans it's easy to recognize Mipha and Ruto. Still, need the version where it's N64 Ruto without the boob fins.
Why are glitchless categories so rare in these events? I want to see the games actually being played fast, not just incoherent glitchy out-of-bounds teleporting.
Remember when this was just the usual ALTTP for the event? homosexuals paid 400k for this
Move on, no one wants to watch nes/snes/ps1/n64 games being run. They've been done to death. Time to move on, there's more than enough current generation games that dont look like shit
you are pretending to be moronic but this is how the gdq staff actually thinks, watch them double down on garbage games.
Thank god for RTA and ESA
people don't run current games at charity events because the routing is still being perfected, obvious secondary.
rtajapan and esa say differently.
actually gdq is the one dying for not taking any of the actual seriously run games.
>Implying I wanted this
>Thinks people don't like seeing their childhood games get runs
Ah, one of those double morons I've heard so much about.
>like just run miles morales lol
Unironically a great game and the run was like watching a good movie with gameplay elements and neat information
Did you know an obsession with bunny is the first step towards transgenderism?
Have they said anything about SGDQ being online or offline?
No but they'll find a reason to keep it online. It makes the trannies feel more comfortable because they can hide behind a vtuber avatar
No, I'm hoping dates/location after the credits
I need to watch them anyway to see my name in there again.
I'm never proud of the final day.
Sorry, they totally booked a hotel in Ukraine but due to ongoing events and how unsafe LGBTQA2++ people would be over there, it will have to be online and all donations will go to recovering the money they lost on the hotel.
Would be funny watching troons try to speedrun and read donations in the middle of a warzone.
They'll mention it at the end. I think Sumi mentioned it at the end of SGDQ for it being online, or at the very least it was announced a week after.
major glitches is fricking awful
I miss my bnnuy
>Transition corruption
Based
You are nothing but a fetishistic, male sex pest
>take a nap
>suddenly +$700k
How and why would people ever donate to this trainwreck
>less people watching
>same amount of money
You still think those are donations?
>same amount of money
They are half a million behind last year.
I really love Zelda's overworld theme.
Luna explain how link just went through the wall there
That's me!
>complaining about the DS2 run ending
getting 400k for LTTP literally 2 seconds after he called time was a rare moment of genuine hype. And that was after reaching the 2mil mark
Fav 2D Zelda game?
Zelda 2
awakening
Oracle of Ages of course, I love my wife
Minish cap
I'm between Minish Cap and Oracle of Seasons
It's really good. The developer obviously really respected the IP and liked 2D Zelda, this game especially, quite a lot.
Does Link Between Worlds count as 2d?
was the dark souls announcer the same guy from the ff7 run?
Yeah, for disc 2 onward.
odd. he wasnt that bad back then. why was he so bad?
Oh no, he was bad before in other marathons, but somehow he wasn't too bad for FF7. Seeing his disgusting face made me remember he was terrible before. I honestly forgot when people were already dooming knowing he was going to take over the annoying b***h doing donations for disc 1.
I'm going to spare the time checking the archive and just assume the self-centered shit he did earlier was the problem anons had in the past with him.
>sporadicerratic for the first half
>him for the second
Frick I was gonna watch the vod of that
Sporadic was way worse, the run actually got tolerable when Melo took over.
I just finished that VOD, it's a very good run imo if you like FF7 and chill runs
i like these rube goldberg machine runs.
slow miggin
I'm amazed how often this same trashcan appeared in the show
Turns out I don't have any art of ALTTP Zelda
I was out getting medicine for my sick sister, how did we get the ALTTP goal met? I want all the painful details.
Don't get me wrong, I really wanted this run to happen and some of my favorite GDQ runs have been Zelda 100%s, but even during Half-Life: Alyx the goal was less than halfway to meeting iirc. Did they stretch it out with interviews or did they just cheer at the camera while 100k fell into their coffers again?
It was met a second after the runner for DaS2 called time.
It just took a disgusting mutt Black person to screech about donations every single moment of dead air.
>No 120 star SM64 run
>the third most popular speedrun
>easy to watch, aged like wine
>all this garbage filler and nobodies
How you know GDQ is so moronic and dead as a concept. Is there ever going to be another Break the Record: LIVE so this shit is worth watching again?
We've had at least three indie shill runs plus two "showcases"
15 minutes in and still no donations being read, life is good
they know people are mad, wait until pokemon, they'll be right back to it
frick I spoke too soon
there was literally nothing happening and she stopped as soon as they finished.
you're just being unreasonable.
I'm going to complain again during dig game just to spite you, specifically
fair
They read a donation during the crystal cutscene and I'm still malding about it all this time later at the first-try dig game
you're a good lad.
Underrated
Used to date this girl who had a bunny. She was hot but fricked in the head, I suspect she was beaten and/or molested
Unsubscribe
Trans. Fricking. Rights.
>random Mario coin noise
Huh?
Meds
There is no coin noise.
time to take your meds anon
You have schizophrenia
I HEARD IT AGAIN
Bing bing!
>have a lewd RTA-chan commission in the works
>AGDQ will end before then
How am I going to share it now?
Wait for ESA
When was that again?
see
Shitty yuropoor knockoff
> esl reading comprehension
wait for ESA
Frost fatales. God knows we'll need it
Does Ganker even have Frame Fatales threads? I wouldn't watch these runs without you Gankeriggers
Yeah, but they died out last time. Maybe not this year?
best link?
>Blonde hair link
Into the trash
go to bed dobson
TP
Pink Link
WW Link
I remember really identifying with Ocarina Link as a kid. Like, I wanted to be him so bad.
I kinda felt the same way about TP Link later but his face is kinda weird, so not as much.
I honestly can't believe they've raised $30,000 between both new incentives
I know it's par for the course, but it still absolutely baffles me
just so you guys are mentally prepared: they're hitting 3 mil
Don't care, inflation.
Zelda inflation huh
DOBSON
That would be impressive considering the event will be over in about 5-6 hours, so we're talking almost ONE MILLION DOLLARS in the next 5-6 hours.
I want to say it's impossible, however I am sure they'll add another super secret game after Pokemon and I'm sure they'll add some incentives for SMB3
All of which will get met, of course
Someone explain what happened too the ds2 run , was actually playing magic with friends instead of this shit.
the runner barely spoke english so the donation reader kept interrupting him, the runner choked multiple times then his internet cut out because "it was raining." BRs threw an autistic shitfit afterwards.
excellent bait
Not really if the only reply was noting it was bait.
that's literally what happened
Thank god i'm not the only one, kinda sad to see that Ganker is full of BRs that defend his unintelligible gibberish.
Yeah it's not like he was saying anything note worthy it was just fricking mumbling about the game, people who vote purely based on "good" runs don't even fricking think that it's a marathon and entertainment is key, a person can fire on all cylinders and kill a game but if there's no crowd and they can barely fricking talk it's nearly as good.
You don't vote pronoun people who do well with good ratings regardless so it shows that you obviously prioritize stuff over the run itself
Runner interrupted constantly by overbearing donation reader shilling and counting down to donation incentives and milestones to the point that the runner didn't even get to call time and they cut him off to read more donations in the middle of his post-run speech.
This is a high tier shitpost
sounds like a butthole, will have to give it a watch, was the run at least any good.
Run was great, donation reader made it unbearable.
Thinking of getting some taco bell and playing One Piece Odyssey until Pokemon starts, and if it's boring I'll just go back to One Piece.
>15 minutes
Nice $400k run we've seen a dozen times before
subtle
I liked a link between worlds too but this game is the GOAT
I think Between Worlds is better
How?
more fun
Anypony got the current vote tally?
Any good ones?
>While we're waiting for this, we have time for some donations
>Oh thanks, I was just about to ask!
Wow it sure would've been nice if a certain other announcer bothered to fricking ask
I'm going to sleep.
See you at ESA, anon.
any good troony cringe yet?
>If it weren't for some of the people that I've met there [the fable speedrunning discord], I would probably still consider myself cisgendered today.
dios mio la creatura
Good ol' Discord showing people the way.
gas discord israelites
>If I had a mental illness, I would just not have a mental illness
does it really work like that tho
That's pretty epic
is that kungpaochicken
so just paid attention to this marathon and...holy shit what happened to the donations? this is 2018 era
>global recession
>online only again for political reasons
>loss of interest
They used to peak at 250k viewers, now they get 80k.
I miss Edobean attentionwhoring with her HHYYAAHs.
>Jam myself in there and go
at least KungfuFruitcup is a veteran of GDQ long enough to know when it's appropriate to read donations, is giving the "couch" priority
I was surprised to see her in old vids in the audience, I always thought she was pretty much a newbie and joined in 2018 or so, but it seems to have been around 2013 or 2014.
Wow, she hit the wall hard
that's a photo from several years ago, she's hit the wall even harder in the interview segments this AGDQ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqT0MwFklT0
>dipshit girlfriend and her dipshittier sister barge in in the middle of the runs I actually fricking wanted to see
>at first they're just loud AF but can tune them out when I've finally given all my required input
>think it's over
>watching LttP
>just finished first dungeon, run is already great
>"honey, can you help us do a tiktok? :3333"
>I'm the button monkey
>endure the homosexualry
>get back
>runner is already in the dark world with several endgame items
I hate women so much it's unreal.
This happened
You're either trying to bait me into posting it or just being the usual "nothing ever happens" homosexual, and either way you can kys.
i dont have a sister
It's been an honor shitposting with you dudev/ros I will see you at FF where my favorite game is being run! I have to work in the morning so I'm out.
Oh hey it's Klonoa.
holy frick are they really doing a 3 hour pokemon run on saturday night on the last day of the event? what the frick
and pay 100k to see some glitches 🙂
that's pretty standard anon
this years schedule been a mess i think its part of the problem
What's wrong with Pokemon runs? They're fun!
They used to have 6 hour JRPG runs as the traditional marathon finisher.
i liked those actually, was nice to drift off to sleep to a comfy jrpg
Supreme Zelda
I'll be posting the next inflation corrected totals at 9 PM for the record
And also
Anons, good fricking night, i'm hopping off the GDQ train
Frick last run, frick money, frick PCF, i'll see you all in a few weeks for ESA and a few months for SGDQ
Hope you all miggy safely
fk u
>no RTA
good and stay away
I like the technical side of this run
It's only possible because of the way the game is physically laid out in memory
Just tuned in, quick rundown? I like runs that rely on stuff like that
Old cartridge-based games with tile-based sprites lay out their worldspace in contiguous memory addresses, and if you have a way of escaping what are supposed to be tiles that you can't pass, you are basically free-scrolling through the cartridge ROM
The arbitrary code execution TAS demos rely on this
sweet, thanks for the explanation. I didn't realize that was universal for cartridge-based games for some reason
So would this not work on an emulator or is it built in the ROM?
im gonna take a nap. reply to me when smb3 starts.
WAKE UP, ANON
>normal run
>normal commentary
>no donations being shoved midsentence
this is going to be good bros
Only an hour to go 'til Pokémon Legends: Arceus, and still not a single dollar has been contributed to naming the Cyndaquil "Trans Rights".
The chuds win, trans-sisters. Might as well rope. 🙁
give it time those Anonymous donation are coming
>chartanon
More like
>chad anon
I want to suck on those hairy perky breasts
Imagine being fat. Why do you hate yourself so?
>ywn nurse on him while giving him a handjob as he makes the charts
Why even live?
GIWTWM
>No 'eck in the pic
Fake
chartanon step on me
Where's Cosmo?
Who?
Simple, straightforward, multiple voices with good chemistry, clear English, minimal donation reading, now were doin
>boomers used to say this was one of the greatest games of all time
It still is.
i always wonder who's going to be the first moron that replies to bait, all it takes is one dumb homosexual to ignite the bait replay chain
This, we could of enjoyed a Last of Us run or the newest God of War instead of this
I love her
>tfw gonna miss the rest of the GDQ
Goodnight bros. See you at ESA!
good night anon
IS THAT
Hmmmm
ODS
THERS A NIPPL
Sleep tight, amigo. Seeya at ESA
Take care of yourself, see you at ESA
What is ESA?
esa these balls
European Speedrunner Assembly aka Euro GDQ, now with more fun and less trannies, starting Feb 18th!
I stand by the fact that donations have always been the worst part of GDQ. I can only think of like 2 runs where they’re actually funny or worthwhile. The rest are all generic hypeshit, sob stories, or shilling an incentive
The donations are a bastardization of the idea of charity in the first place, all charity donations should be anonymous with no message
KFFC's voice is like a fricking angel after the DS2 commentary
This, hearing her after being ear raped is a nice change in sound-scenery.
I like LtTP but speedruns of it always make me sleepy
comforting nostalgia
Same, but for ZFG streams.
That's because you've seen all these bosses copypasted in a hundred other games besides this one
>not reading text
>not enjoying the atmosphere
>following a set path with no comfy exploration
this just occurred to me, but is speed running kind of soulless?
yes, its the most degenerate, autistic way to play video games
Do you even understand what speedrunning is
Indeed. There's so many homosexuals just chasing being on the leaderboard and, without shame, admit they don't even know the game they're running
What? homie you speedrun games cause you love them and you already played them to death, what kind of autist runs /watches a game without playing it first
There have been plenty of times when something unexpected happens and the runner freezes because they only know how to follow a set path
There's a surprising number of speedrunners who only ever speedrun their game and have actually never played casually.
There was a Dark Souls run a few years ago, I recall, in which the runner admitted he has no idea what any of the items do because he has never played the game normally.
At least 1/3 of the runs this GDQ have been like this. People want an easy WR for clout so they pick up a random indie game
>what kind of autist runs /watches a game without playing it first
first gdq?
Not as a whole. The spirit should be in the competition in fighting for best times. Marathons don't really enable that, so they are less soul than regular runs, but still
Running is, but an individual runner can be trve sovl and extend it to the run as well.
Sadly, this is true for many speedrunners who never do a casual playthrough of the games they run. But c'mon anon, everyone and their mom (except BotWgays) have beat ALttP
you only do it after you've played the game so many times that you remember the text by heart, can get into the atmosphere by just looking at the title screen, and know every nook and cranny there is to explore. you're also supposed to come up with your own strategies, just looking shit up from a wiki is for weaklings
I think skill expeditions and runs that show off a lot of tricks are cool for a marathon setting like this, but people who spend all their time chasing leaderboard placements are fricking degenerates, yes.
Huh, I didn't know the dig heart was random
Wait how many more hours till gdq ends
Are we watching the bonus stream?
Where are the donos?
Why aren't you playing Plum's game?
because it's a shit load of frick!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
game?
Chenso Club
what?
club what? they asked for game
Are we going to start pretending that Plum has a game?
Where is Plum?
Oh, you mean Cum in Plum Club? Yeah, I'm a full time member.
is it good?
Not on Switch
I don't know what the frick it's called
Game?
Game?
The gameplay is worse than plumposters
Plum?
game?
Do you think they will still show Plum's ad at ESA?
they're running Plum's game so yes, absolutely
They better
Where is my bbw waifu?
died eating a hotdog https://twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1419469922053152769
almost the truth
https://twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1609429388155834369
Bros...
I hope it's in person this summer.
Should be, SGDQs are usually in Minnesota, and to my knowledge there's nothing to make them seethe and cancel contracts.
>He doesn't know
That's where George Floyd was shot
GDQ doesn't care about Black folk, only gays and troons
You mean Saint Floyd, chud.
Running with
Yeah we know you shill your meme all day
reckon we have a city slicker
She's a professional artist now.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
this is the average person mad at ai
fricking jej
this is a joke right? You replaced the actual picture she drew right?
https://twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1608217459760451586
>tfw I draw better than that but because I'm not an obnoxious GDQ host I don't have much of a following
Shit kinda sucks. I'm not in it for money, but still.
Why does every moronic anime fan draw like this. Chris Chan's art would probably look like this if it wasn't in crayon
>Meet N Frick artstyle but worse
Jesus.
>State manips
>Clipping
>Overflow glitching
How about you just go fast
This is exactly what this run should look like and you can't do even a fragment of this.
Yeah and the run is shit
No, it's not.
what in the goddamn
There she is, the Queen of GDQ
Ok bros, I've got shit to do and I don't think I'll be able to see the ending. It's been an honour shitposting with you all this week
Stay good, man. ESA soon
>that faerie
BIG BOOTY b***hES
BIG BIG BOOTY b***hES
Ganker will hate this run even though it's good
It's pretty good, commentary is a bit dry but it's not bad
I like ALTTP but the glitches just make it incomprehensible and unexciting
Yes, because that homosexual Black person didn't shut up for several runs about a normal, typical LTTP run that hasn't been innovated upon in ages.
are we even watching the same run right now, this route is less than a year old
>a normal, typical LTTP run that hasn't been innovated upon in ages
This category is only 5 years old.
Imagine if we had a couch actually talking about the game during DS2
it's a good run and it's not the runner's fault what happened in DS2 so im not gonna remove points
If only the runner was ESL and just rambled about the game but was constantly interrupted by donations, we could pretend it was amazing!
The glitches make it hard to follow and the commentary is bad.
It's the kind of run I barely pay attention to and glance at it once every five minutes.
I agree. Its nice to have some of these runs if only to see how fricked up some of these glitched runs can get but frick me if I know whats going on. Wish it was shorter.
No a moronic BR will samegay the whole thread and say he's leaving the thread forever and can't wait for ESA 15 times.
good run
Can someone please explain to me why they stopped doing Super Metroid as the finale
They've been shuffling that between AGDQ and SGDQ for a while now. At least, they had a shitty kaizo Super Metroid rom hack at the last SGDQ
demographic crisis
Possibly due to a few times when runners in races tried the riskiest strats to win and it ended up knocking multiple people out of the races due to no saves
See you guys at ESA, time to watch football
I'm pretty sad that the marathon sucked. Hope ESA is really good next month
The schedule looks so much better than this shit at least
GDQ schedule has been anemic for years now but holy shit it was bad this year. I think they actually gutted it to make Frame Fatales look good. How hard is it to put a couple Mario games on the lineup??
man it really was a shit schedule, and most of the decent runs were late at night.
I honestly liked it better when they did 6 hour JRPG runs on the last night than the lineup the last few events.
Same
Same, but I'm a huge jrpg fan. Still salty about the overnight FFix run that got ruined a few years ago. Forget when rpg limitbreak is but can't wait for that
Same, except for Pokemon. Perfect way to close it, too, like with Chrono Trigger
agree, when you finish a long game it really feels like the end of something important
When they stopped showing the ending and credits of those games and just skipped to their self-fellating, that's when GDQ truly died
Speedruns are just glitch exhibitions now
So what's been everyones favorite run of this GDQ? Its gotta be ape escape for me
>ape escape
>worms
>ratchet 3
>jak 2
>sonic blast
>mega man block
>teddyras meme runs
memetic: MK8
for the run: Prime 1 + 2
I have missed all the good runs.
All the runs I was looking forward to turned out to be shit. No, that is not an exaggeration.
This is easily the weakest GDQ to date.
Jak II I guess, or Metroid Dread. Nothing's been memorable or even that fun.
I guess fricking mega man? and I had to go back and watch that block to even see it happen.
It really was a shitty 5 days of boring picks.
FF7 and DKC3 which were honestly B runs at best
Super mario world
Every single run besides tonight that I managed to catch were either races, gimmicks, gimmick races, or literally the lowest rated runs of the event
races really ruined speedrunning.
The only way to make races interesting is to have them based off of individual splits instead of a full RTA, but then that defeats the entire part and turns it into a segmented run.
there have been some good Megaman X1-3 races in the past, usually lots of lead changes. For whatever reason those games are pretty good for races
I've missed most of the highly rated runs of this event but Worms Armageddon was pretty good.
I don't even know anymore. The Overton Window for what constitutes a "good run" has shifted so much in just the past few years that I can't sincerely say the S tier runs from this GDQ are even comparable to the worst from previous events. Jak II and Burnout Paradise were alright... So was the Super Mario Land race... But do these really feel like proper GDQ runs? No, not at all. It's all lost its edge and appeal. The situation is very dire when anons only rate runs well because of silly things like Engrish accents and "cringe kino" when everything across the board is just... really bland?
Mario Kart 8
Bomberman 64
Steven Seagal
Cultic.
with thread shitposting:
steven seagal
mario kart
plain run:
final fantasy 7 after that b***h on mic left in disc2
megaman rock and roll
i missed most of the S runs from the chart, ffs
For me it's Mario Kart simply because it's the most fun I've had in these threads all week and that's primarily why I watch GDQ
LUNAAA!
>that's me! 😀
Worms was great and maybe DKC. I didn't actually focus on anything else and will probably only watch the one Terraria I missed on YT. I hated the schedule like usual for the past decade. No Re4, No SM64, no fatal frame/silent hill, no Spelunky, etc. Who gives a shit about 99% of these games (and runners).
tmnt for thread
ape escape for run
Jak II for the soul
I'd say the All-star mario run
The three Awful block runs Teddy bookended, metal gear solid 3, mega man rnr
CUTE THREAD AYAYA
Move over Plum.
WE CAN HIT $3 MILLION REDDIT
if they hit 3mil even Reddit will start to believe the money laundering rumors
You don't remember the first time they hit $3 million?
They had $1 million until Friday, then suddenly it went up to $3 million by the end of Saturday.
>rumors
It's literally just a bunch of morons going trust me bro
>tihihihihihi
kms
>just thought about superskuj and Andy's race with paddy commentating
they're all banned now aren't thry
Not sure about the other two but patty definitely is
Looking at the charts it seems there was only 5 S tier runs. Is that a new low?
Is terraria worth a second monitor watch or just skip too ds2.
Are you having fun yet?
yes i like it
no
why? mike doesnt do jack shit entertainment wise
now if sent left I'd fricking cry
last thing I remember Mike doing is a Hydilyde run at 3 in the morning back in 2020.
he's a israelite, but good on him for taking a graveyard shift and not just shoving his run in primetime
Why do you guys like watching troons speedrun games?
Why is KFFC laughing? What's so fricking funny?
Scent tickling her tummy
Link really is cuter as a boy. Too bad the groomers got to him
I just showed her my winky
This was not worth 400k
None of their incentives are worth the price they set
They're neat to see, but the goals they set don't match up for what's delivered
But hey, as long as morons enable it, why stop?
nothing is ever worth anything dude
It's the charity that's worth it. The incentives are just a nice bonus.
True but I don't blame Glan for it. It's not like he submitted it and said "but hide it behind a paywall"
glans is doing a good job
i don't know if i've ever even seen this run vanilla before, just randomizer and crowd control a bunch
I miss weird NES game runs
I miss runs like these
40mins-1hr are sweet spots for runs. Unfortunately too many long/short runs
long runs are amazing if the game is good
i agree, but also once you hit like 4 hours i'm back in imo, enters a comfy phase you can't achieve with something shorter
For a marathon yeah. I love watching a 15-20 minute category grind stream though personally & I wish 16 star was on every marathon
i was looking forward to seeing a run of alttp and learning about the new strats and glitches but frick me i guess because all i hear are giggles and hecking wholesome 10k donations
Were there any good meme runs this time around? Usually we get at least one per marathon.
PS5 Simulator
PS5 Simulator, arguably Salamander TV
Armored Core and PS5 Simulator were the only good runs. Blade II, your mileage may vary.
>pokemon arkoos
why
>thought they'd relentlessly shill through lttp
Pretty chill run and the dono reader sounds cute
it's kungfu (so no)
>That uncanny thigh squeeze
Looks like ice cream in a cone lol
I want to frick a femboy so bad ahhhh
genuiney don't know how link being a femboy icon happened
he's always been a bishounen but whats happened to him in the last few years has been quite different
i don't even think it was botw - the botw model isn't used for any of these kinds of pictures, they're generally modified versions of the hyrule warriors model
I'm very late, but I heard they were doing ffxiv but there were lag issues. Did that ever get fixed?
>speedrunning an mmo
No, they just cut the run twice and stopped trying
>AWESOME!!! XD
For me it's Malon
the recycled thread died, we will need a new one when this one dies.
what if the recycled thread was recycled?
Is Arceus at least a wacky run? how many skips are there? It was really buggy right?
its wacky and zany
It's buggy in a "this shit looks horrible" way, not on a "this shit is entertaining" way
It's basically any other pokemon run, but longer
Well frick, so its just boring.
like every pokeshit run yea
It's Pokemon, of course it will be wacky
He fell on purpose baka hentai
cope
It's not really buggy in a super exploitable way, Scarlet and Violet are buggy that way but I guess those aren't being run yet.
the sleep deprivation has caught up to me, enjoy the finale bros
its been real
its been fun
but it hasn't been real fun
I will NEVER watch running with speed
I'm so sick of the shilling.
Are you going to watch it?
>Cosmo
rofl no
They probably explain frame rules using buses in this movie
Of crouse. I'm expecting cringekino
no
why the frick would you?
Let me guess, you didn't watch Buck Breaking or King of the Kong either.
manvsgame looking rough
>Cosmo
rofl yes
only if anon streams and we shitpost together in the thread
>Cosmo
rofl maybe
Woah, my heccin' influencers?? Heck yes!!!
it's shit; basically just a few speedrunner profiles and how happy they are that they can make money from it.
seriously, don't waste your time.
>Cosmo crying about John Numbers
holy shit kino
Oh my god, he was actually NUMBERED. I thought everyone was just shitposting.
dude choked wall jumps in front of shigeru miyamoto, of course it mind fricked him
No I know that--I saw it live. I just didn't know he ever explicitly referenced it as the impetus to his transition. Wild.
>King of Kong flashbacks
>probably all embellishment and bullshit
No
Only for the cosmo trainwreck segments
Haha holy shit john numbers fricking destroyed cosmo
>get BTFO so hard you turn into a woman
>Grandpoobear
What an absolute insufferable c**t. I wouldn't piss on him if he was covered in aids
INTERNET LEGEND
how did they have enough money in the budget to blow 5k on a donation? who the frick is funding this?
>RRR is showing in the Kinoplex
goodbye
Do GDQ admins analyze Chart-chan's chart to determine next year's runners?
Glitch through the thread wall and migrate across the map
It was interesting they were in the Game Over screen or some shit