Aged like milk

Not a single game holds up. Every game looks and controls like shit. There is a superior equivalent of every game on other platforms. I can play older consoles and they're still kino. Boomers are mentally ill for pretending this is still good.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, even the PS2 has no game either. All of the GTAs were re-released on PC and XBOX and their ports were way better with less load time. It was a product of its era, like the N64, but that era has come and gone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's honestly surprising how there isn't more love for the og xbox considering it had all the better versions of ps2's games, shows you how ingrained that "playstation nation" cult is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Original Xbox really tried to make its mark in the console market.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is, no one had an Xbox and everybody had a PS2. Most games were made for PS2 first and foremost (often exclusive) because it was by far the market leader and if you were to make a game, you made it for the PS2.
        Now, I agree about multiplat games running better on the Xbox, there's a big difference in performance when you play shit like MoH or Prince of Persia. But people generally do not care about those 30 or so titles that just play better on it enough to go out of their way to actually own the console when they already have the PS2 for the vast remainder of its library.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I agree about multiplat games running better on the Xbox
          When they aren't visual downgrades like silent hill 2 lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, those that benefit were designed as multiplats from the start. Most nip games were meant for PS2 and used its hardware for unique graphic effects, etc. The Xbox versions were just an afterthought to cash in on burgers mostly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The og Xbox is the only old console I bothered to keep. It still has the best versions of Halo CE and NG Black, and I still play the original Forza occasionally, among others.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just kept it for kingdom under fire, but that's on PC now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that was really popular and got an Xbox port got a PC port and can probably be played straight off of steam or gog in a vastly superior form and therefore has no nostalgiagay base

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fr fr cuh no cap gang ong

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single game holds up

    Resident Evil
    Resident Evil 2
    Resident Evil 3

    All kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Resident Evil 3
      This was the resident evil 4 of resident evil.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The frick does this even mean???? I swear people here are actually reaching unfathomable levels of stupid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you must be too young to know what he meant. some people back then still criticized RE3 as too actiony and casualized, hence the "RE4" of the original trilogy (though i don't agree with that)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you going to keep creating these revisionism threads?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he actually wants to talk about PS1 games, he's doing the "say something dumb in OP to get attention" thing

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played Ridge Racer 4, Bushido Blade and Tekken 3 with friends last year. It was a lot of fun.
    Spyro is also amazing, though I assume that's the one you're referring to when you talk about remakes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, i miss bushido blade so much.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There is a superior equivalent of every game on other platforms.
    Is that the argument behind 'Not a single game holds up'?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit take bro

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok zoomzoom.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single game holds up
    You leave my waifu harem game alone!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't read OP but I assume they are being a gay as usual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt that game have one map. I mean good game but come on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ridge racer is great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They
      How do you know OP was posted by multiple people?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can refer to a single person in english.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that the culture wars make people ignore basic grammar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon is a homosexual that respected xer pronouns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you finally get the perfect stats car to just make sex with the race track
      Always was a great pinnacle to racing games. I know these tracks like the back of my hand and now i'm going to make love to them with this speed machine.

      literally fricking unplayable holy shit

      Yeah i hated it even at release and couldn't understand how people enjoyed it.

      >implying

      anon try harder........

      >playing as a girl
      homosexual.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I was born in 2006 btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute, eric

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a superior equivalent to every game
    you mean a desperate clone of every game. if they're so shit, why are they still being endlessly copied?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about the N64.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOT is still fun.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RE1-3
    >Crash 1-3
    >Spyro 1-3
    >Blood Omen
    >MGS1
    >Parappa the Rapper
    >Tekken 1-3
    >Rayman
    PS1 has a decent library, take off your zoomer goggles

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying too hard

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silent Hill 1 and Vagrant Story still hold up.
    t. played them for the first time in 2022

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are a lot of things about Silent Hill that didn't age well

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the story is kinda meh
        >getting the true ending is bullshit
        >some of the bosses on hard are overturned
        Those are the only ones I can think of. Gameplay and atmosphere, aka the most important parts, still hold up. My favourite SH game ended up being 3, but I can definitely see why some people like 1 the most.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally fricking unplayable holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire game and her entire moveset is based on a fricking grid. It's not hard you stupid zoomerhomosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who loves PSX and thinks most games still hold up, this one does not. I like the way it looks, not plays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On a keyboard, yeah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is why god invented the sidewinder.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a remaster of 1,2,and 3 coming out in a week with improved controls might wanna give it a look

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanted to start some shit, you'd have a much better chance over at /vr/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /vr/ would just agree as that place is mostly inhabited by nintendo fanboys who have been salty for 30 years.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have never played a PS1.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFVIII is peak kino

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't old milk just cheese

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vagrant Story
    Mgs1
    Next time just ask for a rec thread c**t

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The loony toons game and small soldiers are both goated

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played them but Castlevania sotn, Vagrant story, Silent hill and FF Tactics are all good right?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you seething over a 30 year old console?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no ape escape anywhere in this thread

    You're all moronic.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I regularly emulate PS1 games. Snes and PS2 are the only other systems I emulate regularly. The only N64 game worth emulating is Ogre battle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why not Genesis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't own it as a kid. Can't think of anything I'd want to play other than shining force and I have that on steam.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The genesis shadowrun game is pretty good
          It's the only reason I have a sega emulator.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Last time I tried to play that I was like 7 and it felt impossible. Might be worth playing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shining in the Darkness, the first Shining game
          Landstalker
          Beyond Oasis
          Kid Chameleon
          Home Alone (yes, really)
          Gunstar Heroes
          there are a lot of good Genesis games

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mgs 1 is the best mgs game

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single game holds up
    >crash bandicoot
    >MGS1
    >Final fantasy 1-9
    >Rayman
    >Tekken 3 (still the best tekken)
    >Street fighter EX2+ (still the best street fighter game)
    >Silent Hill
    OP is a fricking gay

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I love to suck wieners MmMm big juicy wieners. BLACK wiener is my favorite yummy what I wouldn't do to suck a big BLACK wiener. ACTUALLY I'm sucking 10 BIG Black person wienerS right now. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEY SPRAY THEIR MANJUICE ALL OVER MY FRICKING homosexual FACE. Mmm yes I'm such a Black person wiener loving bawd.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I love to suck wieners MmMm big juicy wieners. BLACK wiener is my favorite yummy what I wouldn't do to suck a big BLACK wiener. ACTUALLY I'm sucking 10 BIG Black person wienerS right now. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEY SPRAY THEIR MANJUICE ALL OVER MY FRICKING homosexual FACE. Mmm yes I'm such a Black person wiener loving bawd.
    Uhh ok.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is console peasantry for you, anon. Don't fall for the meme.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing Croc right now (with DualShock). It’s actually sick and I like it as much as Crash.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xenogears is a great game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s my favorite. Still not surpassed in variety and scope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Xenogears is a great game.
      Great half a game

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played Silent Hill and the RE games recently, they're all good fun
    Except for RE3's dodge, frick that shit

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PS1 libary was pure sovl

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get into shmups, Black person. Einhander, Gradius Gaiden, and R-Type Delta beckon you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      R-Type Delta and Ray Storm are great. Those kinds of games are maybe the best served by PSX era "ugly" 3D

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shmups are the quintessential genre.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a clever way of getting a list of game recommendations for the PS1

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ON GOD ON HOOD FR FR THO CUH

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He's never played this gem in its definitive form

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a board for grown-ups lil' timmy, now go to bed before your parents get angry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like silent bomber to me.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoom zoom.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying

    anon try harder........

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There is a superior equivalent of every game on other platforms
    >t. Never played Ridger Racer Type 4

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Still play Final fantasy 7 and 9 every few years. Also, the atmosphere of PS1 era survival horror is peak.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single game holds up
    PSX has over 2000 "2D" games. Do you know at least 10% of them to say that the platform's games don't hold up today?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill revisionist zoomies. N64 lost. GameCube lost.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Castlevania Symphony of the Night is still fine

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenogears
    >Chrono Cross
    >Symphony of the Night
    >Mega Man X 4
    >Ace Combat 2 and 3
    >FF 7, 8, 9, and Tactics

    I think it was a good console.

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