>Aged like milk

>Aged like milk

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter screenshot
    Don't care
    Fuck off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBF

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BF
        I u-umm... I'll be your bf if we swap who wears the dress every day...

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh how the tables turn

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Stop trying to ruin the pc as an open platofrm....unless you pay me 1.2 billion gibs in which case you can rape my retarded pet project IP where you combine not-lego and doom-era graphics to hook the 6-12 agegroup for eternity whilst I squirrel away in my megalonely megamansion in beverly hills with candy dispensers I will eventually swap for control group 1 substances."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds great. PC as an open platform be damned.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would do the same.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, if you wouldn't do same then you're retarded moron who should kill himself

        I wouldn't make twitter post and neither buy a mansion in Beverly Hills. And i would definitely not be a depressive rich fuck.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          instead you make Ganker posts, can't buy any houses and are a depressive poor fat fuck instead

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he make other tweets about how depressive is his life when get Microsoft's money. Notch ignore that genuine rich people enjoy work.
          Work gives purpose and structure to life, just like marriages or making Minecraft does. When you have lots of money it's quite possible that rich people still working because is inherently fun.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I wouldn't abandon my family.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he didn't have a family, his wife divorced him.
          kek bet she's fuming she didn't wait a few years

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean yeah I'd say the same
        But in the same vein, if you came to me with a fucking BILLION dollars, I think the choice would be a lot harder to make

        yes, if you wouldn't do same then you're retarded moron who should kill himself

        For 1.2 billions I'd absolutely do it too.

        Notch was a multi millionaire before the buyout, wasn't he? What difference does it really make whether you own 10 million or a billion?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          990 million

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          With 10 million dollars you can own a nice house anywhere in the world. With 1 billion dollars you can own an island with a nice house and sex slaves in numerous places around the world.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >own an island with a nice house and sex slaves
            that right there is the problem
            burn in hell fagget

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >10 million dollars you can own a nice house anywhere in the world.
            >1 billion dollars you can own an island
            So he bought a house in LA.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          With one billion dollars you can fuck children and get away with it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The diffrence between a million and a billion is approximately a billion.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        true but I don't spout shit on twitter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course i would, why should i sacrifice my comfort for 12 year old's?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't use twitter on account of not being a chud or twat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. However I would take the money and just fuck off honestly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Stop trying to ruin the pc as an open platofrm....unless you pay me 1.2 billion gibs in which case you can rape my retarded pet project IP where you combine not-lego and doom-era graphics to hook the 6-12 agegroup for eternity whilst I squirrel away in my megalonely megamansion in beverly hills with candy dispensers I will eventually swap for control group 1 substances."

        hell yeah i would take that deal but then again I wouldn't be a hypocrite like notch was

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He turned into a nobody, a billion dollars can't buy love. I'm sure he had plenty of money when he was the owner of Minecraft anyway.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's genuinely autistic so he's doing alright. Money or not he wouldn't find real love from a woman. It is fucked up how Minecraft has distanced themselves from him. Can't allow creators to be human and go against the garden gnome narrative.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are god damn right I would.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only right thing to do

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would use those billions of dollars to eat tasty bread every day. Yes I'm so poor I can't even buy the bread I like.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Microsoft came at me with 1B I'd wait it out for a minute, tbh. I might get less in the end, but SOMEONE'S gonna buy this thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, I absolutely would, EXCEPT I would put in a clause to have some degree of control over my own project.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, if you wouldn't do same then you're retarded moron who should kill himself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For 1.2 billions I'd absolutely do it too.

        You would do the same.

        I wouldn't accept the deal. What the fuck would I do with a billion dollars? All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What the fuck would I do with a billion dollars? All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
          Anon, if you had a billion dollars, you'd also have a million dollars and you could just lay low and play vidya till you died

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but then what do I do with the other 999 million? It would be stressful to manage so much money

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having a billion dollars sounds stressful. I'm no finance guy but I don't think you can just keep that kind of money in a checking account.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I suddenly came onto that kind of money, the first thing I'd be doing is research to find a good financial advisor.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but then what do I do with the other 999 million? It would be stressful to manage so much money

              >Stressful

              bro what? It just sits there in your account, you don't need to do anything for it. It's not like you're under some obligation to spend it all. You can just withdraw 10 bucks and be homeless until you die.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >family members pestering you continuously about all that money you have
                >everyone who finds out about that sum of money will try to break into your bank account
                nah sounds awful

                >All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
                I've made more than a million in my lifetime by simply working, are you retarded?

                not everyone is rich or american, my friend

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not everyone is rich or american, my friend
                I'm not rich or american, just a decent paying job.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's it? That's your only source of stress?
                Sounds A HELL OF A LOT less stressful than actually having to make a living.

                >implying you wouldn't make a big deal about losing three hundred million dollars
                riiiiiiiiight

                [...]
                well no, deflation doesn't really happen, especially not the last few decades

                [...]
                he probably does have a decent amount being actively managed for him, but the question is 'is it stressful?' and if I handed a billion dollars over to a babysitter I would be stressed

                >implying you wouldn't make a big deal about losing three hundred million dollars
                You're the one arguing in favor of having less money as it'd be less stressful you fucking retard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're the one arguing in favor of having less money as it'd be less stressful you fucking retard.
                Where the fuck did I say this? Are you hallucinating or just stupid? Only on Ganker would you find someone retarded enough to interpret "managing large amounts of assets is stressful" as "go broke because it's easier" you fucking moron.

                >implying that 1 billion isnt actively appreciating at least 8% per year from even the safest fund management.
                we get it, you make terrible financial decisions.

                the consumer price index has gone up 8.5% this year alone so fuck your 'just dump a billion dollars into an index fund bro' idea

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whole argument came about from someone saying "All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.". If your expectations are so low then losing money due to inflation is nothing. Why would you be stressed out for something you didn't care that much about to begin with?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people lose money in a recession
                woah. might as well get rid of all your money because the global banking cabal is going under! and definitely dont just do exactly what they are doing with their money like buying up land or fucking anything else while the markets bottom out

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"It just sits there in your account, you don't need to do anything for it."
                >very slight market change affecting the value of the dollar
                >whole net worth is in cash in a checking account
                >millions of dollars worth of value lost

                large amounts of money require active management because cash isn't stable enough

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no now I only have 900 million instead of 1.2 billion 🙁

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you wouldn't make a big deal about losing three hundred million dollars
                riiiiiiiiight

                Doesn't it go up too though

                well no, deflation doesn't really happen, especially not the last few decades

                Honestly if you were fuck you rich and you didn't want to fool with it just putting a lot of it in low risk investments would be better than nothing, the obvious answer of hiring a money manager aside

                he probably does have a decent amount being actively managed for him, but the question is 'is it stressful?' and if I handed a billion dollars over to a babysitter I would be stressed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't it go up too though

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly if you were fuck you rich and you didn't want to fool with it just putting a lot of it in low risk investments would be better than nothing, the obvious answer of hiring a money manager aside

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which never happens, let alone if you have that much money the only way for you to ever become poor again would be if a nuclear fallout happened.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the dollar devalues by 1%, which does happen, and 12 million dollars fucking vanish into thin air, no human being alive wouldn't feel that

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying that 1 billion isnt actively appreciating at least 8% per year from even the safest fund management.
                we get it, you make terrible financial decisions.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean you technically can, but if you're a burger your account is only insured by the FDIC for up to 250k per account at a bank. As fun as it would be to open like a million different accounts at different banks, it would be time to invest a lot of it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Assuming you live in a first world country, it's pretty easy to find a financial adviser.
              They'd manage it for you, and just charge an amount that's significantly less then what they're making you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >property
              >investment
              >philanthropy
              Among many others.
              Look up the term "Liquid Capital".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All I need is like a million
          You'd need a lot more than a million to do nothing for the rest of your life.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, just move out of america in a cheaper country. You could easily live with a million pretty much anywhere except Switzerland

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can easily live off the interest.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Current rates aren't even enough to counter inflation

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
          I've made more than a million in my lifetime by simply working, are you retarded?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            one million of USD dollars is nothing. You can blow one million in a 1 house and 1 car.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stupid analogy, you can buy a house for a quarter of that in the right state and a car for under $5,000 or less if you want to buy a deathtrap.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could buy a shithole 1 or 2 bed house and use the remainder for the bills for the rest of your life. Also, you don't need a car.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As someone who makes almost a million a year, you'd be surprised how fast that million can be burned away. You'd need about 3 million my guess to coast forever assuming you kept costs down and had health insurance to cover anything catastrophic (like a 600k bill) in America. The issue is you're fighting a forever war against inflation that is intensifying rapidly and you're hoping nothing hits you that eats your funds. Need to replace the roof to your house, your pipes burst or something major happened? You're already chewing into that first 100k rapidly bit by bit. If you blew just 30,000 a year in survival and minor luxury that million would only last you 30 or so years without inflation increasing your cost of living. In this scenario having a family makes coasting on the million impossible so you better stay a single fuck like Notch. If you got the million and worked on top of that savings then you can do it. My advice is always aim to make as much money and burn as bright as you fucking can as fast as possible, it's not some magical curse that turns you into a guy screaming Rosebud. It just can amplify and enable negative traits you already had, IE if you're a gullible idiot with a crack problem and you win the lottery you will lose your money even faster. If you're a scrooge or an egotistical ass that only acted nice because everyone around you was equally miserable as you then you just remain an ass. If you found yourself toying with the idea of eating babies, then the money allows you to act out on eating babies etc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For 1.2 billions I'd absolutely do it too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO don't take 1.2 Billion dollars think of the 6yo gamers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you wouldn't have sold minecraft for 1.2 billion you are genuinely retarded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they already made more money than they paid, he got swindled

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take the 1.2 bill and start my own games development and publishing company. Not seethe alone in my concrete mansion in a neighbourhood where I don't belong.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder why he doesnt make more games? he could fund anything he wants except gta 6 which is $2 billion+. heck he can legally make a minecraft competitor now just to fuck with microsoft lol.
        maybe he does but theyre all secret like george lucas' personal films

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          please tell me you dont genuinely believe gta 6 cost 2 bil to make

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could of just said you're a seething moron instead of writing all that out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wow...nice hypocrisy notch, it was only 1.2 billion dollars
      >personally my word is worth much more than that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of F2P games that prey on the mentally weak and broke, there is actually a certain point where a game becomes so incredibly loved, popular, and successful that you’re just an out of touch retard if you try and say it’s shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you’re just an out of touch retard if you try and say it’s shit.
        t. newgay that started video games with Minecraft. Everybody criticized it for its half baked survival elements and lack of content for years. Legit the only thing good it did was the crafting element, which amounts to building structures that do mostly nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.2 billion dollars is an unfathomable amount of money, if you're saying you wouldn't accept that you are lying out your ass.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't accept it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you would.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd sell out you gays any second for 1.2 billion. What good will it serve me to please a few neckbeard virgins on Ganker? You're insane if you wouldn't do the same

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up moot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          trust me, moot got way less for this pile of shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally a billionaire
      >spent most of his time getting angered by terminally-online people on Twitter
      Was it autism?

      Outside of F2P games that prey on the mentally weak and broke, there is actually a certain point where a game becomes so incredibly loved, popular, and successful that you’re just an out of touch retard if you try and say it’s shit.

      The words of casuals mean nothing on Ganker, any anon knows that. Minecraft is just a cool sandbox with adventuring elements but that doesn't stop so-called "gamers" from calling it literally one of the best games ever, just like how millennials call Ocarina of Time the best game ever. What's terrible about Minecraft nostalgia is that they generally aren't nostalgic about the game itself as much as they are nostalgic about the youtubers they watched and the servers they played on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is morally wrong to NOT accept 1.2 billion for the rights to Minecraft.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For 1.2 billion, I would kill a baby with my bare hands

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you wouldn't give away some shit you've only been working on a couple years for in exchange for 1.2 billion dollars you're fucking retarded

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean yeah I'd say the same
    But in the same vein, if you came to me with a fucking BILLION dollars, I think the choice would be a lot harder to make

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aged like milk
    >the only way to get Office is through license activation
    Yeah no fuck microsoft.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Notch said he would eventually open source Minecraft?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker actually trying to pretend they would have too much "pride" to sellout their IP for billions of dollars
    >while most of you live off government autism welfare and pirate all the media you consune

    You people are the most shameless losers in the world, don't even try to bullshit anyone.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persson was the biggest shit in minecraft community. Like, ask anybody from that time --everybody gonna say the same thing: he is retard and crying about his 'burnouts' all the times. And of course he sold it to m$ not because they offered him lots of money, but because he is human size twat.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aged like milk
    yeah, into a fine cheese considering the state of windows

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's still right tho

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would love a billion dollars. I'd give some away, but mostly keep it to fund passion projects and make sure I didn't have to work unless it was something I wanted to do. Give some to my elementary school and to fund indie films but only if they align with my ideologies. No "woke" shit. Bring back the horniness to vidya too. I'd always keep an emergency 50 million for me to live off.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft still at it with pluton after failing with Windows store. MS is still up to their old tricks.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > old twitter ui
    > random sample of users who rt'd and fav'd

    I want to go back so much

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1.2 billion is nothing in an economic system with participants that have infinite money.
    You sell anything for 1.2 billion, and you dont have your property but you have 1.2 billion. The garden gnomes decide you haggled too much and pay 1.4 billion dollars to every corporation in the country to hike up the price of anything you want to buy from them to 1.3 billion. Now you cant spend "your" money. Check mate.
    Should've kept the IP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know every word in this post but I don't understand a single word of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Should've kept the IP

      He rejected the IP because Minecraft® is too big for one man. Merch, toys, legal rights, etc, too much complexity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You keep the IP just as much for the sake of others not having it as you do to make sure you still do. It's the underlying premise of property. Money on the other hand is just a token indicating your fealty to the banks and the garden gnomes, which they csn choose to ignore since a fealty token is not proof of loyalty.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He gives a shit about Windows
    Gaming only has a future on Linux and the Steam Deck

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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