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>twitter screenshot
Don't care
Frick off
FPBF
>BF
I u-umm... I'll be your bf if we swap who wears the dress every day...
oh how the tables turn
"Stop trying to ruin the pc as an open platofrm....unless you pay me 1.2 billion gibs in which case you can rape my moronic pet project IP where you combine not-lego and doom-era graphics to hook the 6-12 agegroup for eternity whilst I squirrel away in my megalonely megamansion in beverly hills with candy dispensers I will eventually swap for control group 1 substances."
Sounds great. PC as an open platform be damned.
You would do the same.
I wouldn't make twitter post and neither buy a mansion in Beverly Hills. And i would definitely not be a depressive rich frick.
instead you make Ganker posts, can't buy any houses and are a depressive poor fat frick instead
he make other tweets about how depressive is his life when get Microsoft's money. Notch ignore that genuine rich people enjoy work.
Work gives purpose and structure to life, just like marriages or making Minecraft does. When you have lots of money it's quite possible that rich people still working because is inherently fun.
No, I wouldn't abandon my family.
he didn't have a family, his wife divorced him.
kek bet she's fuming she didn't wait a few years
Notch was a multi millionaire before the buyout, wasn't he? What difference does it really make whether you own 10 million or a billion?
990 million
With 10 million dollars you can own a nice house anywhere in the world. With 1 billion dollars you can own an island with a nice house and sex slaves in numerous places around the world.
>own an island with a nice house and sex slaves
that right there is the problem
burn in hell gayget
>10 million dollars you can own a nice house anywhere in the world.
>1 billion dollars you can own an island
So he bought a house in LA.
With one billion dollars you can frick children and get away with it.
The diffrence between a million and a billion is approximately a billion.
true but I don't spout shit on twitter
Of course i would, why should i sacrifice my comfort for 12 year old's?
I don't use twitter on account of not being a troon or twat.
Yes. However I would take the money and just frick off honestly
hell yeah i would take that deal but then again I wouldn't be a hypocrite like notch was
He turned into a nobody, a billion dollars can't buy love. I'm sure he had plenty of money when he was the owner of Minecraft anyway.
He's genuinely autistic so he's doing alright. Money or not he wouldn't find real love from a woman. It is fricked up how Minecraft has distanced themselves from him. Can't allow creators to be human and go against the israelite narrative.
You are god damn right I would.
It's the only right thing to do
I would use those billions of dollars to eat tasty bread every day. Yes I'm so poor I can't even buy the bread I like.
If Microsoft came at me with 1B I'd wait it out for a minute, tbh. I might get less in the end, but SOMEONE'S gonna buy this thing.
You're right, I absolutely would, EXCEPT I would put in a clause to have some degree of control over my own project.
yes, if you wouldn't do same then you're moronic moron who should kill himself
I wouldn't accept the deal. What the frick would I do with a billion dollars? All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
>What the frick would I do with a billion dollars? All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
Anon, if you had a billion dollars, you'd also have a million dollars and you could just lay low and play vidya till you died
yeah but then what do I do with the other 999 million? It would be stressful to manage so much money
Having a billion dollars sounds stressful. I'm no finance guy but I don't think you can just keep that kind of money in a checking account.
If I suddenly came onto that kind of money, the first thing I'd be doing is research to find a good financial advisor.
>Stressful
homie what? It just sits there in your account, you don't need to do anything for it. It's not like you're under some obligation to spend it all. You can just withdraw 10 bucks and be homeless until you die.
>family members pestering you continuously about all that money you have
>everyone who finds out about that sum of money will try to break into your bank account
nah sounds awful
not everyone is rich or american, my friend
>not everyone is rich or american, my friend
I'm not rich or american, just a decent paying job.
That's it? That's your only source of stress?
Sounds A HELL OF A LOT less stressful than actually having to make a living.
>implying you wouldn't make a big deal about losing three hundred million dollars
You're the one arguing in favor of having less money as it'd be less stressful you fricking moron.
>You're the one arguing in favor of having less money as it'd be less stressful you fricking moron.
Where the frick did I say this? Are you hallucinating or just stupid? Only on Ganker would you find someone moronic enough to interpret "managing large amounts of assets is stressful" as "go broke because it's easier" you fricking moron.
the consumer price index has gone up 8.5% this year alone so frick your 'just dump a billion dollars into an index fund bro' idea
Whole argument came about from someone saying "All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.". If your expectations are so low then losing money due to inflation is nothing. Why would you be stressed out for something you didn't care that much about to begin with?
>people lose money in a recession
woah. might as well get rid of all your money because the global banking cabal is going under! and definitely dont just do exactly what they are doing with their money like buying up land or fricking anything else while the markets bottom out
>"It just sits there in your account, you don't need to do anything for it."
>very slight market change affecting the value of the dollar
>whole net worth is in cash in a checking account
>millions of dollars worth of value lost
large amounts of money require active management because cash isn't stable enough
Oh no now I only have 900 million instead of 1.2 billion 🙁
>implying you wouldn't make a big deal about losing three hundred million dollars
riiiiiiiiight
well no, deflation doesn't really happen, especially not the last few decades
he probably does have a decent amount being actively managed for him, but the question is 'is it stressful?' and if I handed a billion dollars over to a babysitter I would be stressed
Doesn't it go up too though
Honestly if you were frick you rich and you didn't want to fool with it just putting a lot of it in low risk investments would be better than nothing, the obvious answer of hiring a money manager aside
Which never happens, let alone if you have that much money the only way for you to ever become poor again would be if a nuclear fallout happened.
the dollar devalues by 1%, which does happen, and 12 million dollars fricking vanish into thin air, no human being alive wouldn't feel that
>implying that 1 billion isnt actively appreciating at least 8% per year from even the safest fund management.
we get it, you make terrible financial decisions.
I mean you technically can, but if you're a burger your account is only insured by the FDIC for up to 250k per account at a bank. As fun as it would be to open like a million different accounts at different banks, it would be time to invest a lot of it
Assuming you live in a first world country, it's pretty easy to find a financial adviser.
They'd manage it for you, and just charge an amount that's significantly less then what they're making you.
>property
>investment
>philanthropy
Among many others.
Look up the term "Liquid Capital".
>All I need is like a million
You'd need a lot more than a million to do nothing for the rest of your life.
nah, just move out of america in a cheaper country. You could easily live with a million pretty much anywhere except Switzerland
You can easily live off the interest.
Current rates aren't even enough to counter inflation
>All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
I've made more than a million in my lifetime by simply working, are you moronic?
one million of USD dollars is nothing. You can blow one million in a 1 house and 1 car.
Stupid analogy, you can buy a house for a quarter of that in the right state and a car for under $5,000 or less if you want to buy a deathtrap.
You could buy a shithole 1 or 2 bed house and use the remainder for the bills for the rest of your life. Also, you don't need a car.
As someone who makes almost a million a year, you'd be surprised how fast that million can be burned away. You'd need about 3 million my guess to coast forever assuming you kept costs down and had health insurance to cover anything catastrophic (like a 600k bill) in America. The issue is you're fighting a forever war against inflation that is intensifying rapidly and you're hoping nothing hits you that eats your funds. Need to replace the roof to your house, your pipes burst or something major happened? You're already chewing into that first 100k rapidly bit by bit. If you blew just 30,000 a year in survival and minor luxury that million would only last you 30 or so years without inflation increasing your cost of living. In this scenario having a family makes coasting on the million impossible so you better stay a single frick like Notch. If you got the million and worked on top of that savings then you can do it. My advice is always aim to make as much money and burn as bright as you fricking can as fast as possible, it's not some magical curse that turns you into a guy screaming Rosebud. It just can amplify and enable negative traits you already had, IE if you're a gullible idiot with a crack problem and you win the lottery you will lose your money even faster. If you're a scrooge or an egotistical ass that only acted nice because everyone around you was equally miserable as you then you just remain an ass. If you found yourself toying with the idea of eating babies, then the money allows you to act out on eating babies etc.
For 1.2 billions I'd absolutely do it too.
>NOOOO don't take 1.2 Billion dollars think of the 6yo gamers
if you wouldn't have sold minecraft for 1.2 billion you are genuinely moronic
they already made more money than they paid, he got swindled
I'd take the 1.2 bill and start my own games development and publishing company. Not seethe alone in my concrete mansion in a neighbourhood where I don't belong.
i wonder why he doesnt make more games? he could fund anything he wants except gta 6 which is $2 billion+. heck he can legally make a minecraft competitor now just to frick with microsoft lol.
maybe he does but theyre all secret like george lucas' personal films
please tell me you dont genuinely believe gta 6 cost 2 bil to make
You could of just said you're a seething little b***h instead of writing all that out
>wow...nice hypocrisy notch, it was only 1.2 billion dollars
>personally my word is worth much more than that
Outside of F2P games that prey on the mentally weak and broke, there is actually a certain point where a game becomes so incredibly loved, popular, and successful that you’re just an out of touch moron if you try and say it’s shit.
>you’re just an out of touch moron if you try and say it’s shit.
t. newhomosexual that started video games with Minecraft. Everybody criticized it for its half baked survival elements and lack of content for years. Legit the only thing good it did was the crafting element, which amounts to building structures that do mostly nothing.
1.2 billion dollars is an unfathomable amount of money, if you're saying you wouldn't accept that you are lying out your ass.
I wouldn't accept it.
Yes you would.
I'd sell out you homosexuals any second for 1.2 billion. What good will it serve me to please a few neckbeard virgins on Ganker? You're insane if you wouldn't do the same
shut up moot
trust me, moot got way less for this pile of shit
>literally a billionaire
>spent most of his time getting angered by terminally-online people on Twitter
Was it autism?
The words of casuals mean nothing on Ganker, any anon knows that. Minecraft is just a cool sandbox with adventuring elements but that doesn't stop so-called "gamers" from calling it literally one of the best games ever, just like how millennials call Ocarina of Time the best game ever. What's terrible about Minecraft nostalgia is that they generally aren't nostalgic about the game itself as much as they are nostalgic about the youtubers they watched and the servers they played on.
It is morally wrong to NOT accept 1.2 billion for the rights to Minecraft.
For 1.2 billion, I would kill a baby with my bare hands
if you wouldn't give away some shit you've only been working on a couple years for in exchange for 1.2 billion dollars you're fricking moronic
I mean yeah I'd say the same
But in the same vein, if you came to me with a fricking BILLION dollars, I think the choice would be a lot harder to make
>Aged like milk
>the only way to get Office is through license activation
Yeah no frick microsoft.
Remember when Notch said he would eventually open source Minecraft?
>Ganker actually trying to pretend they would have too much "pride" to sellout their IP for billions of dollars
>while most of you live off government autism welfare and pirate all the media you consune
You people are the most shameless losers in the world, don't even try to bullshit anyone.
Persson was the biggest shit in minecraft community. Like, ask anybody from that time --everybody gonna say the same thing: he is moron and crying about his 'burnouts' all the times. And of course he sold it to m$ not because they offered him lots of money, but because he is human size twat.
>aged like milk
yeah, into a fine cheese considering the state of windows
he's still right tho
I would love a billion dollars. I'd give some away, but mostly keep it to fund passion projects and make sure I didn't have to work unless it was something I wanted to do. Give some to my elementary school and to fund indie films but only if they align with my ideologies. No "woke" shit. Bring back the horniness to vidya too. I'd always keep an emergency 50 million for me to live off.
Microsoft still at it with pluton after failing with Windows store. MS is still up to their old tricks.
Alright
> old twitter ui
> random sample of users who rt'd and fav'd
I want to go back so much
1.2 billion is nothing in an economic system with participants that have infinite money.
You sell anything for 1.2 billion, and you dont have your property but you have 1.2 billion. The israelites decide you haggled too much and pay 1.4 billion dollars to every corporation in the country to hike up the price of anything you want to buy from them to 1.3 billion. Now you cant spend "your" money. Check mate.
Should've kept the IP.
I know every word in this post but I don't understand a single word of it.
>Should've kept the IP
He rejected the IP because Minecraft® is too big for one man. Merch, toys, legal rights, etc, too much complexity.
You keep the IP just as much for the sake of others not having it as you do to make sure you still do. It's the underlying premise of property. Money on the other hand is just a token indicating your fealty to the banks and the israelites, which they csn choose to ignore since a fealty token is not proof of loyalty.
>He gives a shit about Windows
Gaming only has a future on Linux and the Steam Deck