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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter screenshot
    Don't care
    Frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBF

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BF
        I u-umm... I'll be your bf if we swap who wears the dress every day...

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh how the tables turn

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Stop trying to ruin the pc as an open platofrm....unless you pay me 1.2 billion gibs in which case you can rape my moronic pet project IP where you combine not-lego and doom-era graphics to hook the 6-12 agegroup for eternity whilst I squirrel away in my megalonely megamansion in beverly hills with candy dispensers I will eventually swap for control group 1 substances."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds great. PC as an open platform be damned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You would do the same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, if you wouldn't do same then you're moronic moron who should kill himself

        I wouldn't make twitter post and neither buy a mansion in Beverly Hills. And i would definitely not be a depressive rich frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          instead you make Ganker posts, can't buy any houses and are a depressive poor fat frick instead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he make other tweets about how depressive is his life when get Microsoft's money. Notch ignore that genuine rich people enjoy work.
          Work gives purpose and structure to life, just like marriages or making Minecraft does. When you have lots of money it's quite possible that rich people still working because is inherently fun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, I wouldn't abandon my family.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he didn't have a family, his wife divorced him.
          kek bet she's fuming she didn't wait a few years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean yeah I'd say the same
        But in the same vein, if you came to me with a fricking BILLION dollars, I think the choice would be a lot harder to make

        yes, if you wouldn't do same then you're moronic moron who should kill himself

        For 1.2 billions I'd absolutely do it too.

        Notch was a multi millionaire before the buyout, wasn't he? What difference does it really make whether you own 10 million or a billion?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          990 million

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          With 10 million dollars you can own a nice house anywhere in the world. With 1 billion dollars you can own an island with a nice house and sex slaves in numerous places around the world.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >own an island with a nice house and sex slaves
            that right there is the problem
            burn in hell gayget

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >10 million dollars you can own a nice house anywhere in the world.
            >1 billion dollars you can own an island
            So he bought a house in LA.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          With one billion dollars you can frick children and get away with it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The diffrence between a million and a billion is approximately a billion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        true but I don't spout shit on twitter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course i would, why should i sacrifice my comfort for 12 year old's?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't use twitter on account of not being a troon or twat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. However I would take the money and just frick off honestly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Stop trying to ruin the pc as an open platofrm....unless you pay me 1.2 billion gibs in which case you can rape my moronic pet project IP where you combine not-lego and doom-era graphics to hook the 6-12 agegroup for eternity whilst I squirrel away in my megalonely megamansion in beverly hills with candy dispensers I will eventually swap for control group 1 substances."

        hell yeah i would take that deal but then again I wouldn't be a hypocrite like notch was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He turned into a nobody, a billion dollars can't buy love. I'm sure he had plenty of money when he was the owner of Minecraft anyway.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's genuinely autistic so he's doing alright. Money or not he wouldn't find real love from a woman. It is fricked up how Minecraft has distanced themselves from him. Can't allow creators to be human and go against the israelite narrative.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are god damn right I would.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only right thing to do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would use those billions of dollars to eat tasty bread every day. Yes I'm so poor I can't even buy the bread I like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Microsoft came at me with 1B I'd wait it out for a minute, tbh. I might get less in the end, but SOMEONE'S gonna buy this thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, I absolutely would, EXCEPT I would put in a clause to have some degree of control over my own project.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, if you wouldn't do same then you're moronic moron who should kill himself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For 1.2 billions I'd absolutely do it too.

        You would do the same.

        I wouldn't accept the deal. What the frick would I do with a billion dollars? All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick would I do with a billion dollars? All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
          Anon, if you had a billion dollars, you'd also have a million dollars and you could just lay low and play vidya till you died

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but then what do I do with the other 999 million? It would be stressful to manage so much money

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Having a billion dollars sounds stressful. I'm no finance guy but I don't think you can just keep that kind of money in a checking account.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If I suddenly came onto that kind of money, the first thing I'd be doing is research to find a good financial advisor.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but then what do I do with the other 999 million? It would be stressful to manage so much money

              >Stressful

              homie what? It just sits there in your account, you don't need to do anything for it. It's not like you're under some obligation to spend it all. You can just withdraw 10 bucks and be homeless until you die.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >family members pestering you continuously about all that money you have
                >everyone who finds out about that sum of money will try to break into your bank account
                nah sounds awful

                >All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
                I've made more than a million in my lifetime by simply working, are you moronic?

                not everyone is rich or american, my friend

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not everyone is rich or american, my friend
                I'm not rich or american, just a decent paying job.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's it? That's your only source of stress?
                Sounds A HELL OF A LOT less stressful than actually having to make a living.

                >implying you wouldn't make a big deal about losing three hundred million dollars
                riiiiiiiiight

                [...]
                well no, deflation doesn't really happen, especially not the last few decades

                [...]
                he probably does have a decent amount being actively managed for him, but the question is 'is it stressful?' and if I handed a billion dollars over to a babysitter I would be stressed

                >implying you wouldn't make a big deal about losing three hundred million dollars
                You're the one arguing in favor of having less money as it'd be less stressful you fricking moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You're the one arguing in favor of having less money as it'd be less stressful you fricking moron.
                Where the frick did I say this? Are you hallucinating or just stupid? Only on Ganker would you find someone moronic enough to interpret "managing large amounts of assets is stressful" as "go broke because it's easier" you fricking moron.

                >implying that 1 billion isnt actively appreciating at least 8% per year from even the safest fund management.
                we get it, you make terrible financial decisions.

                the consumer price index has gone up 8.5% this year alone so frick your 'just dump a billion dollars into an index fund bro' idea

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whole argument came about from someone saying "All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.". If your expectations are so low then losing money due to inflation is nothing. Why would you be stressed out for something you didn't care that much about to begin with?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >people lose money in a recession
                woah. might as well get rid of all your money because the global banking cabal is going under! and definitely dont just do exactly what they are doing with their money like buying up land or fricking anything else while the markets bottom out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"It just sits there in your account, you don't need to do anything for it."
                >very slight market change affecting the value of the dollar
                >whole net worth is in cash in a checking account
                >millions of dollars worth of value lost

                large amounts of money require active management because cash isn't stable enough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no now I only have 900 million instead of 1.2 billion 🙁

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you wouldn't make a big deal about losing three hundred million dollars
                riiiiiiiiight

                Doesn't it go up too though

                well no, deflation doesn't really happen, especially not the last few decades

                Honestly if you were frick you rich and you didn't want to fool with it just putting a lot of it in low risk investments would be better than nothing, the obvious answer of hiring a money manager aside

                he probably does have a decent amount being actively managed for him, but the question is 'is it stressful?' and if I handed a billion dollars over to a babysitter I would be stressed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't it go up too though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly if you were frick you rich and you didn't want to fool with it just putting a lot of it in low risk investments would be better than nothing, the obvious answer of hiring a money manager aside

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which never happens, let alone if you have that much money the only way for you to ever become poor again would be if a nuclear fallout happened.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the dollar devalues by 1%, which does happen, and 12 million dollars fricking vanish into thin air, no human being alive wouldn't feel that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying that 1 billion isnt actively appreciating at least 8% per year from even the safest fund management.
                we get it, you make terrible financial decisions.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I mean you technically can, but if you're a burger your account is only insured by the FDIC for up to 250k per account at a bank. As fun as it would be to open like a million different accounts at different banks, it would be time to invest a lot of it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Assuming you live in a first world country, it's pretty easy to find a financial adviser.
              They'd manage it for you, and just charge an amount that's significantly less then what they're making you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >property
              >investment
              >philanthropy
              Among many others.
              Look up the term "Liquid Capital".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >All I need is like a million
          You'd need a lot more than a million to do nothing for the rest of your life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah, just move out of america in a cheaper country. You could easily live with a million pretty much anywhere except Switzerland

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can easily live off the interest.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Current rates aren't even enough to counter inflation

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >All I need is like a million so I can lay low and play vidya until I die.
          I've made more than a million in my lifetime by simply working, are you moronic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            one million of USD dollars is nothing. You can blow one million in a 1 house and 1 car.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Stupid analogy, you can buy a house for a quarter of that in the right state and a car for under $5,000 or less if you want to buy a deathtrap.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You could buy a shithole 1 or 2 bed house and use the remainder for the bills for the rest of your life. Also, you don't need a car.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As someone who makes almost a million a year, you'd be surprised how fast that million can be burned away. You'd need about 3 million my guess to coast forever assuming you kept costs down and had health insurance to cover anything catastrophic (like a 600k bill) in America. The issue is you're fighting a forever war against inflation that is intensifying rapidly and you're hoping nothing hits you that eats your funds. Need to replace the roof to your house, your pipes burst or something major happened? You're already chewing into that first 100k rapidly bit by bit. If you blew just 30,000 a year in survival and minor luxury that million would only last you 30 or so years without inflation increasing your cost of living. In this scenario having a family makes coasting on the million impossible so you better stay a single frick like Notch. If you got the million and worked on top of that savings then you can do it. My advice is always aim to make as much money and burn as bright as you fricking can as fast as possible, it's not some magical curse that turns you into a guy screaming Rosebud. It just can amplify and enable negative traits you already had, IE if you're a gullible idiot with a crack problem and you win the lottery you will lose your money even faster. If you're a scrooge or an egotistical ass that only acted nice because everyone around you was equally miserable as you then you just remain an ass. If you found yourself toying with the idea of eating babies, then the money allows you to act out on eating babies etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For 1.2 billions I'd absolutely do it too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO don't take 1.2 Billion dollars think of the 6yo gamers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you wouldn't have sold minecraft for 1.2 billion you are genuinely moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they already made more money than they paid, he got swindled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take the 1.2 bill and start my own games development and publishing company. Not seethe alone in my concrete mansion in a neighbourhood where I don't belong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder why he doesnt make more games? he could fund anything he wants except gta 6 which is $2 billion+. heck he can legally make a minecraft competitor now just to frick with microsoft lol.
        maybe he does but theyre all secret like george lucas' personal films

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          please tell me you dont genuinely believe gta 6 cost 2 bil to make

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could of just said you're a seething little b***h instead of writing all that out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wow...nice hypocrisy notch, it was only 1.2 billion dollars
      >personally my word is worth much more than that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of F2P games that prey on the mentally weak and broke, there is actually a certain point where a game becomes so incredibly loved, popular, and successful that you’re just an out of touch moron if you try and say it’s shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you’re just an out of touch moron if you try and say it’s shit.
        t. newhomosexual that started video games with Minecraft. Everybody criticized it for its half baked survival elements and lack of content for years. Legit the only thing good it did was the crafting element, which amounts to building structures that do mostly nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1.2 billion dollars is an unfathomable amount of money, if you're saying you wouldn't accept that you are lying out your ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't accept it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you would.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd sell out you homosexuals any second for 1.2 billion. What good will it serve me to please a few neckbeard virgins on Ganker? You're insane if you wouldn't do the same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut up moot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          trust me, moot got way less for this pile of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally a billionaire
      >spent most of his time getting angered by terminally-online people on Twitter
      Was it autism?

      Outside of F2P games that prey on the mentally weak and broke, there is actually a certain point where a game becomes so incredibly loved, popular, and successful that you’re just an out of touch moron if you try and say it’s shit.

      The words of casuals mean nothing on Ganker, any anon knows that. Minecraft is just a cool sandbox with adventuring elements but that doesn't stop so-called "gamers" from calling it literally one of the best games ever, just like how millennials call Ocarina of Time the best game ever. What's terrible about Minecraft nostalgia is that they generally aren't nostalgic about the game itself as much as they are nostalgic about the youtubers they watched and the servers they played on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is morally wrong to NOT accept 1.2 billion for the rights to Minecraft.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For 1.2 billion, I would kill a baby with my bare hands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you wouldn't give away some shit you've only been working on a couple years for in exchange for 1.2 billion dollars you're fricking moronic

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean yeah I'd say the same
    But in the same vein, if you came to me with a fricking BILLION dollars, I think the choice would be a lot harder to make

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Aged like milk
    >the only way to get Office is through license activation
    Yeah no frick microsoft.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Notch said he would eventually open source Minecraft?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker actually trying to pretend they would have too much "pride" to sellout their IP for billions of dollars
    >while most of you live off government autism welfare and pirate all the media you consune

    You people are the most shameless losers in the world, don't even try to bullshit anyone.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Persson was the biggest shit in minecraft community. Like, ask anybody from that time --everybody gonna say the same thing: he is moron and crying about his 'burnouts' all the times. And of course he sold it to m$ not because they offered him lots of money, but because he is human size twat.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >aged like milk
    yeah, into a fine cheese considering the state of windows

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's still right tho

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would love a billion dollars. I'd give some away, but mostly keep it to fund passion projects and make sure I didn't have to work unless it was something I wanted to do. Give some to my elementary school and to fund indie films but only if they align with my ideologies. No "woke" shit. Bring back the horniness to vidya too. I'd always keep an emergency 50 million for me to live off.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft still at it with pluton after failing with Windows store. MS is still up to their old tricks.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > old twitter ui
    > random sample of users who rt'd and fav'd

    I want to go back so much

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1.2 billion is nothing in an economic system with participants that have infinite money.
    You sell anything for 1.2 billion, and you dont have your property but you have 1.2 billion. The israelites decide you haggled too much and pay 1.4 billion dollars to every corporation in the country to hike up the price of anything you want to buy from them to 1.3 billion. Now you cant spend "your" money. Check mate.
    Should've kept the IP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know every word in this post but I don't understand a single word of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Should've kept the IP

      He rejected the IP because Minecraft® is too big for one man. Merch, toys, legal rights, etc, too much complexity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You keep the IP just as much for the sake of others not having it as you do to make sure you still do. It's the underlying premise of property. Money on the other hand is just a token indicating your fealty to the banks and the israelites, which they csn choose to ignore since a fealty token is not proof of loyalty.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He gives a shit about Windows
    Gaming only has a future on Linux and the Steam Deck

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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