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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where the hell are you from? facebook? cheezburger??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is cheezburger?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're too young to be here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        GET OUT UNDERAGE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God, these newbies just get younger and more stupid. Lurk moar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Red having an Espeon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, made him unique

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I-is that mega charizard X? You mean the badass black batman blue fire dragon with bloodthirsty red eyes from KANTO??

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's just Charizard X who has a neat color scheme of black and blurple.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To this day I'm still confused why they didn't just pull out all the stops and give him Mewtwo instead of Espeon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, probably because it's a Legendary.
        I just want his Espeon back and for Green to get an Umbreon to finish the duo-fecta.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Well, probably because it's a Legendary.
          But he's also the real/postgame final boss, it would've been appropriate
          At the very least Silver got to do it in Stadium 2, but it doesn't feel quite the same

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I also think it's more appropriate than Frontier Brains being the only ones who use Legendaries. I always found that odd.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His team, regardless of it being GSC or HGSS, follows a trend, specifically in Yellow.
        Pikachu is the starter. the three starters are all Gift Pokemon on the way, so is Eevee and Lapras, and Snorlax is a mandatory battle.
        Mewtwo, alongside the legendary birds, are optional battles, and therefore don't fit the same mold of being story beats.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mewtwo in gen 2 was explicitly captured by Red because it was no longer to be found in unknown dungeon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he just felt like going somewhere else

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Never abandoned his Pokemon
    All of Red's pokemon were jobbers and were treated like shit besides Charmanderino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In game he has all his OG homies with him.
      He probably released Mewtwo and all the other ones back into the Wild once he registered them in his Pokedex though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nope hes not a gay like ash

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Game Red never caught Mewtwo, that's why it's still in its cave in HGSS.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Doubt it since to get it in the shitty dex you need to catch it. He probably did let it go like I said.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Game Red never filled the Pokedex either.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >He never filled the Dex
              Are you dumb?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In Origins, which is apparently what this is based on, he literally threw them all into his computer storage to rot after registering them in his dex because they weren't muh shillzard. That's literally abandoning them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In Origins, which is apparently what this is based on, he literally threw them all into his computer storage to rot after registering them in his dex because they weren't muh shillzard. That's literally abandoning them

      kek
      Top of the line trainer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Lvl 50 252+ SpA Rhyhorn Thunder vs. Lvl 25 0 HP / 0- SpD Jolteon on a critical hit: 61-72 (91 - 107.4%) -- 43.8% chance to OHKO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Worse even, Geovanni ordered Rhyhorn to use Thunderbolt (juu man boruto)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god you didn't post a webm, I have no idea how people thought Red was ever a better trainer than Ash

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          100% of the Origins fanbase consisted of "I hate Ash on principle despite never watching the anime since Johto" gays.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When shit ages, it turns to dust.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally all of these are true, except the bottom right which was still true since it wasn't until years later that he became a champion at anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Red not abandoning his Pokemon is hilariously untrue.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't in the games, they only make him do it in origins to shill charizard

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He has no character in the games you dumbass.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he is literally a character in the games, him being a silent protag doesn't change that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Being a character does not necessarily mean having a character.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    even though pokemon has aged like shit, at least we can wish a good pokemorning to all you pokefans! sincerely, the steven universe community. and sonic.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nah ash is still shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nope hes not a gay like ash

      have a nice day, piece of garbage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah you do that instead homosexual

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't we just tell Redgays to frick off from life and never post here on /vp/ again?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Red
    >Took down Team Rocket single handedly
    >Became the Kanto Pokémon League champion on his first attempt and immediately dethroned his rival
    >Completed the Kanto Pokédex
    >Traveled across the world cementing himself a one of if not the strongest trainer in the world
    >Mastered Mega evolution and Dynamaxing
    >Defeated Lear so hard that the guy couldn’t take the L and pulled a Kaiba and created Pasio and the PML to embarrass red in front of the world
    >Usually sticks to the same 6 Pokémon since Gen 2
    Ash
    >First champion of Alola
    >Conquered the Battle Frontier
    >Mastered Dynamax, Mega Evolution and Z moves
    >Pokémon World Champion
    >Defeated Leon the undefeated, Cynthia, Steven, Wallace and Iris
    >Played a major role in the downfall of Teams Magma, Aqua, Galatic(twice), Plasma and Flair
    >Saved the world multiple times
    >Rotates his team but always has Pikahcu with him
    >Befriended Satan and God
    >Can control aura

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Took down Team Rocket single handedly
      Ahem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Team Rocket without Giovanni is not the same syndicate.
        They didn't have the same financial backing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She traveled back in time and beat Giovanni too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Red was in charge of dismantling the syndicate at it's apex.
            Ethan/Lyra kicked both Team Rocket and Giovanni when they were already face on the ground.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Red mastered Z-moves too. He uses them in SMUSUM and in Masters with Pikachu.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how Origins had an entire episode where brock said some lofty "Friendship with your pokemon is proportionate to their power!" bullshit

    And then Red spends the entire episode going "What does that MEANNNNN?" as if it's the deepest sentiment he's ever heard.
    In the end he beats Brock by sacrificing pokemon to slowdown Onix with stringshot and then winning with Charmander, then Brock says "You finally learned it"

    Origins is SHIT, nostalgia truly blinds people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Origins was getting shat on by everyone except rabid Ash haters from day one. It bombed so hard in Japan I think the home release got canceled, it never reaired on TV, and we never got a sequel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was it? Because I kept seeing people for years claim that this was the best Pokémon anime ever. And I never got it. This felt like they unintentionally made their main character into a Gary Stu

        >Took down Team Rocket single handedly
        Ahem

        Ethan/Lyra/Crystal took down Team Rocket’s sloppy seconds. Those guys were a compete joke and barely did anything.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >people
          Those would be the rabid Ash haters in question. It was the best Pokemon anime ever because it didn't have Ash.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Origins was getting shat on by everyone except rabid Ash haters from day one. It bombed so hard in Japan I think the home release got canceled, it never reaired on TV, and we never got a sequel.

            >ash ash ash
            The hell are you on about? not everything is about ash, the same people who refused to admit origins was shit were the same ones who'd eat up anything with a pokemon logo on it, especially when it concerns easy nostalgia baiting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they were such a joke that Lance had to intervene

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So when the frick are masters going to stop being pussies and actually give us the Red vs Ash fight that they teased?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gary Stu vs an underdog
    You can say what you want, but Red is a shit character.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Redgelords will never let go of this image

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha I loved that image when I was 11

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw "Pixiv Red" is a tag on Danbooru

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, people’s imagined idea of Red is really THAT divorced from canon, huh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kys. It's the epitome of soul, when you derive something like this from a bunch of pixels, at the time.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, it’s no better than the overpowered edgelord variant of Isekai protags. Pixiv Red is an empty vessel for a Genwunner’s inner ten year old to project their power fantasy on.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are some people so obsessed with a nothing character like Red? Is it just projection and genwunnerism?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's portrayed as the strong, silent type which makes people associate him with being a bad ass.
      In reality he just likes peace and quiet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's not even that, actual ingame dialogue mentions him as being pretty chatty.

        At least until GF learned about le funny dot dot dot man maymay and started pandering to morons.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You do know that's them teasing him?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That was sarcasm autisimo

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah he's not world champion leon was just crazy weak

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cope harder

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >English Pokemon twitter account calls Ash "world champion" despite renaming the world championship the "world coronation series"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          too little, too late

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic? The series is ending soon

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >got pikachu because he was late
    the creator of the pic really thinks this is a con? if anything ash fricking lucked out that he got a Pikachu with the strength of a god.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >with the strength of a god
      With the strength of a bullshit. Can defeat legendaries left and right, then gets defeated by lvl5 starter with no battle experience.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It got nerfed moronic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          His level is wildly varies even without any nerfs/powerups.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pikachu lost to a Snivy after it got nerfed by Zekrom. Something like that never happened again.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              His level is wildly varies even without any nerfs/powerups.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they are both terrible. garry is the real protaganist.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Chose his starter in honor of his father
    What
    >Caught at least 150 Kanto Pokémon including Legendaries and raised them each
    No he didn’t
    >Had Giovanni disband Team Rocket
    Ash has disbanded several evil teams, especially by the time Origins first aired
    >Never abandoned his Pokémon
    Yea he does

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of these are from Origins. The reason why he choose Charmander is because his dad named him Red so he wanted to honor him. In episode 3 he defeated Giovanni and reignited his passion for Pokémon battling that he disbanded team Rocket. And in the final episode he caught every Pokémon including Mewtwo. Yes Origins is stupid why do you ask?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is hilarious since it omits a shit ton of his accomplishments that already mogged Red back then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your typical Originsgay knows nothing about post-mid Johto Ash, if the "Ash releases all his Pokemon" bullet point didn't make that clear.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Butterfree, Pidgeot, Primeape and Lapras
        Yeah those are all gone but
        >Squirtle, Goodra, Greninja
        These 3 can be called back at any time. He still owns them. Naganadel is a special case

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Goodra and Greninja postdate Origins and Squirtle was never seen again until after all the Originsgays had stopped watching.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No it was already pretty clear when the moron didn't even know that Team Rocket are MCs

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ash Ketchum is a harem protagonist:
    - Misty
    - Melody
    - Chikorita/Bayleef
    - Latias
    - Macy
    - Anabel
    - Angie
    - Serena
    etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe in the eyes of a 30 year old manchild.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ashgays have become drunk with delusion over his shoehorned champion title.
    Anime really does some messed up stuff to the mind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the OP pic is some moronic shit from 2013 that got ridiculed even back then.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Red is a boomer character. No one really cares about his exploits because they're all in Gen 1.

    Ash has traveled through every generation, and has become more iconic for the brand.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Red is stronger because he’s in smash and I killed every character with flare blitz, yeah I’m thinking
    /thread

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Aged like shit
    So, turned from shit into humus?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised people keep bringing game Red feats to Origins Red, when they are different beings.
    Origins Red =/= Games Red, and that isn't even beginning if we are talking about Remakes Red, Let's Go Red or the OG one from the GBC games.
    He is a literal non-character turned from players avatar into made to be a representation of Gen 1 to appeal gamefaqs or boomers, so most his only known feats come as reference to those games and anything beyond that goes into headcanon territory for the most part.
    Unless you want to also bring Adventures Red into this argument who is an entirely different character from the games and had more appareances over the years, or if you want to bring the Red from that shitting Clafeaury Manga with toilet humor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Redgays have this weird tendency to just talk about "Red" as this weird blob of various Reds that did something impressive. The Clefairy manga Red is oddly enough never brought up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Clefairy manga Red isn’t “cool” enough, that’s why

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He’s also a gag manga character

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Personality wise Adventures Red in his own arc feels like a mix of OG and AG Ash. An egotistical brat who can actually battle but has a heart of gold and learns to be a better person throughout the journey.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is a lot of Origins and Red and game Red have very similar accomplishments. It doesn’t help that TPC always promotes Red as one of the best or the best trainer in the world. In Masters he’s still listed as the undefeated in solo battles and Blue wants to end his streak.

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