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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mary where the FRICK are YOU!!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Wait, wait— did that guy with the big knife have a freakin' pyramid head? This is so not cool!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pyramid head r*pe scene
      >"OH FRICK, what is he doing?...shit, SHIT!. Oh God...*takes out gun*...BAM BAM BAM....Oh shit, I think he's leaving...Oh frick, that was close"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >censoring rape
        reddit is that way

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >censoring rape
        reddit is that way

        >Pyramid Head rape scene
        >"This is SO not cool, bro! All women are QWEENS! Even weird... gangly... torso-less women..."
        >"Ugh, James, get it together! Body shaming is SO not like you! I've gotta cancel this creep— with extreme prejudice!"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was so goddamn weak. That's why I fricking needed you. Needed some wienersucking monster to punish me for my fricking sins.

          ANGELA?? ARE YOU TELLING ME... YOUR SILENT HILL IS DIFFERENT?

          >there is a non zero possibility that it will actually be like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incorrect! it is cool

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eileen shaving

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i admire your dedication

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a weird b***h

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a deleted scene?
      I don't remember this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shaving on the bed
      Ew.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's how i shave my ass hairs.
        I basically do the mating press position and gently shave one and then the other side.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dead wife sends James a letter
    Well that just happened

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You see it too? For me, it's always like this
    >This place is fricking crazy
    >I know, right?!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You see it too? For me, it's always like this.
      *leaves room*
      >"WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANGELA?? ARE YOU TELLING ME... YOUR SILENT HILL IS DIFFERENT?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ARE YOU FRICKING TELLING ME
        ftfy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ARE YOU FRICKING SORRY?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It may be different... but it's my SILENT HILL, TOO!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its hot as frick in here
      >you see it too
      >for me... shit's always like this...

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is up Hillbros I'm here today with another unboxing video and TODAY we are gonna be looking at this weeeeird letter I got

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >loud sirens in the background throughout the whole video
      >spends whole time complaining about noise
      >never gets to open the letter
      Kino

      >You see it too? For me, it's always like this.
      *leaves room*
      >"WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED"

      kek

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit i can see that nurses sweet fricking breasts, b***hin!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a hole here, it's fricking gone now

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I was so goddamn weak. That's why I fricking needed you. Needed some wienersucking monster to punish me for my fricking sins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but now I can suck my own fricking wiener

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought this was Silent Hill 2, not Dome Alone 2

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >COULD THIS FRICKING SHITwiener DAY GET ANY FRICKING WORSE?
      That's more like it

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is getting called an incel 100% for sure

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his cap is going to be red

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They might change his weapon to an AR-15 or at least change his revolver to a modern semiautomatic pistol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd place a bet they're going to make him look like Kyle Rittenhouse and he'll spout a bunch of racist nonsense

          frick, beat me to it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he probably shot two innocent men at a protest but the jury acquitted him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his cap is going to be red

      They might change his weapon to an AR-15 or at least change his revolver to a modern semiautomatic pistol

      Who is going to be black?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt they will just race swap a character since they're all too iconic but they might add some black trans pole dancer who works at Maria's bar (it's a strip club now) or maybe some black dude who functions the same way as RE4's merchant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The dog will have be the sacrificial lamb here

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NAW JIMMY DIS AIN THE DOG ENDING DISDA "DAWG" ENDING HA LES GETCHU OUTTA ERE

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Thank frick, guest star Neil DeGrasse Tyson!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Get to the dog ending

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            awwwwwwwww he's smiling! 😀

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eddie is this no time to be eating pizza you fat frick

      >Don't body shame me James. Don't act like you're not chuddy yourself with that incel ass jacket.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd place a bet they're going to make him look like Kyle Rittenhouse and he'll spout a bunch of racist nonsense

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can't make him racist because it's not at all related to the character, i think they will turn him into a gun nut caricature and an incel who hates women (though he was already the later to a degree)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course they can, his bullies were black or Hispanic or whatever so he ended up being super racist and killing minorities

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ito making the red pyramid thing interact with the mannequins
    >sexual
    >moaning and grunting
    >says himself that it was made to look like abuse and that it is made to look sexual
    >inspired by a rape scene in a movie (Blue Velvet)
    >"but it is not sexual and I'll block you for saying it is"

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mary: In my restless fricking dreams. I also see that town, Silent Hill too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mary: In my fricking restless fricking dreams. I also see that fricking town, fricking Silent Hill too. Frick.
      Fixed

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How the FRICK can you SIT there and eat PIZZA when black and non conforming people are DYING in the streets every god damn day!?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT THE FRICK? WHY IS THERE A HANDGUN IN A SHOPPING CART INSIDE THIS APARTMENT BUILDING? DESPITE WHAT THE israeliteS THAT RUN Hollywood TELL YOU IT IS
    >NOT
    >THAT EASY TO BUY A GUN!!!
    t. James Smotherland

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick was that thing?!
    >What is wrong with this fricking town?
    >I gotta get the hell outta here!

    >New Objective Added: Survive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the constant mutterings you're going to hear every so often while in combat
      >"SHIT!"
      >"Frick, what is this thing?!"
      >"Die!"
      >"I won't die here!"
      >"HNGAH!"
      >"TAKE THIS!"
      >"Oof!"
      >"Oh frick, it's that red pyramid!"
      >"Oh shit!"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Loading screen...
        >Gameplay tip: Pyramind Head's weakness is the head. Shoot him there for massive critical damage!
        >Gameplay tip: Remember to use the crafting table to upgrade your weapons and equipment using the resources you pick up along the way!

        That's what I'm really looking forward.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gameplay tip: Marie can get hurt. Try to be with her at all times and protect her, unless you want a bad ending.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correction: Marie is strong woman and doesn't need your help, she can protect herself

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Marie has a benis now
              >I can be your Mary, if you want me to be

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We've gone back around to Homecoming.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gameplay tip: Shoot your wife

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gameplay tip: If you ever get lost remember that yellow is the key!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they turn James into a 45 year old alcoholic Polack?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because graphics.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because his fans are now 20 years older and he's gotta be "relatable"

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anyway, I'm glad you're alive
    >ANYWAY? WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU MEAN ANYWAY YOU MYSOGINISTIC PIG?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do I look like your girlfriend, b***h? Who told you that misinformation?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Manspreadin' a man's brains all over the wall ain't no big frickin' deal. Finna put a glock to their head and...pow! No cap.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Silent Hills?!?
    >I'd rather let a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than go to that town!

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >None of your business, no cap! You high-key didn't love Mary anyway, for real for real!

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AYO J-DAWG!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine that scene in the Labyrinth with Maria, but instead it's George Floyd and he asks James to "take a seat" and explains the evils of wypipo and how indians were in Silent Hill "first".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOOTY HOO homie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I NEED TO HEAR THE VOCAROO AGAIN PLEASE SOMEONE MUST HAVE SAVED IT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://files.catbox.moe/fszzaz.mp3

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What we could really use are some stealth takedowns.
    Imagine sneaking up on Pyramid head and taking the b***h down with a nice solid backstab.

    Now that's peak gameplay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >achievement unlocked: SILENT kill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Achievement Unlocked: A Hill to Die On
        >Stealth takedown Pyramid Head on the grassy knoll

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impressive, but hear me out: parries and a stagger bar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impressive, but hear me out: parries and a stagger bar

      You're thinking small when we need big. Weapon durability and breaking system, that's what gonna sell copies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget crafting!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget parrying.

        now that gets me thinking.
        James should be able to parry with Marie's letter.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that covid caused silent hill

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im probably gunna cave and buy it
    Can one of you break into my home and murder me please? Just uh, don't do anything weird with my body after ok?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine having absolutely zero self-respect like this anon here, good gracious the horror.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean cave? What's there to desire about this? Do you need someone to stop you from smashing your wiener and balls with a big stone, too, if the desire to randomly hurt yourself for no purpose overtakes your sense of reason?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Muh silent hill numnums anon.....It'll have sileeeent hill theme cheevos and everything duude.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you need anything else after it;'s done. want me to break your phone and stuff?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Just uh, don't do anything weird with my body after ok?
      >after
      what about "before"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pirate it for gods sake
      Let Silent Hill just die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sent 😉

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do people like you even exist? You need to just accept that this thing coming out isn't going to be Silent Hill. Separate the past from the future and realize that nothing that made Silent Hill what it was will be present in any product coming out today. You're clinging to an actual fantasy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you see it.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homecoming was good right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can think of a couple of good things from Homecoming, like fully animated otherworld transitions and the design of the Siam monster. The boss battles were cool but didn't feel appropriate for a Silent Hill game.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Silent meter full! Double-tap R2 to activate the Silent Takedown mode!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stealth takedowns in Silent Hill would be the most unnecessary thing ever, considering how easy the combat is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stealth takedowns for thematic reasons could actually be really cool in a SH game but the memes would taint it.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What DLC are they gonna add?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Born from a wish probably

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fem PH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mercenaries

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Silent Hill Kart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Angela's Story

      Silent Hill Kart

      kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eddie's quest in getting pizza and killing dogs
      Laura's story which is a walking simulator with no monsters where you grief James
      Pyramid head mode in which you hunt down James which is later revealed to be the canon (and also good) ending

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rubber ball puzzle
    >"What the FRICK am I doing"

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK
    THERE WAS A *FRICKING* HOLE HERE
    IT'S *FRICKING* GONE NOW
    FRICK
    FUUUUCCCKKKKK

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POST THE GAMEPLAY!!!!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I got a fricking letter
    >it's from my fricking wife
    >but it can't be, my fricking wife is fricking dead

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Options : disable Fog
    >Streamer edition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Streamer Mode
      >the chat can move Pyramid Head and spawn wacky things to spook the streamer
      >Pre-Order Bonus
      >your favorite e-celeb appears in the game

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As fun as these threads are, I know modern Ganker is going to defend Konami and the demake when it releases.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean those 2 people who are just trolling by just posting SH2 AI exploits and attributing it to combat?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Maria, where the frick are you, you fricking b***h.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to that interactive SH twitch tv show?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NuAngela is going to be a riot.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SH1 was better than the second game, the only thing SH2 improves is the combat and gameplay loop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SH1
        >Better puzzles
        >better atmosphere
        >better setpieces
        SH2 felt more videogamey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only thing SH2 improves is the combat and gameplay loop.
      I'd say the gameplay in SH1 felt more satisfying than in 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, but SH2 has Pyramid head.
      People love a big spooky monster to chase them around.
      How else are they gonna sell copies?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come James and Mary had a honeymoon in Silent Hill? Isn't the city abandoned or destroyed?
    Or I'm just mixing stuff?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The timeline of events is a bit fricked up, maybe James is older than we think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Or I'm just mixing stuff
      If you watched the Silent Hill movie, yes, you're mixing movie canon with game canon

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I SHOULD RUN BACK UP STAIRS AND THROW THESE FRICKING JUICE CANS DOWN THE GARBAGE CHUTE.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Art reflect society. Whose fault it is for modern fictional characters to speak like that ?
    Yours.

    If you speak in a proper way, most people her will find it cringe and pretentious.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this pic feels like the expression all of AAAA game dev is currently making
    >M-MY JOB
    >M-MY SHARES
    >M-MY CORE VALUES
    >HOW COULD THIS BEEEE!?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I NEVER GAVE UP ON MY WIFE"
    >looks at the camera

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >press q to active silent hill vision
    >collect 3 pyramid heads to unlock +0.5m additional radius

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would be laff if collecting mannequins figures extends the radio's range and unintentionally makes the game harder as a side effect

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, what are those things?!
    >new challenge added: Kill 100 enemies

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THOSE THINGS ARE NOT FRICKING HUMAN

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, okay hear me out here.

    Co-op mode.
    Where Marie is your partner and she can be controlled by the other player, or if you're playing solo, the AI takes over and she grabs items for you, brings you ammo, heals you, helps you fight enemies, and if you get killed you stay on the floor and wait for her to revive you.

    This is revolutionary. I don't think this has ever been done before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Co-op mode
      I wish I stopped reading there.
      >nevah been dun b4
      play Obscure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Co-op mode
      I wish I stopped reading there.
      >nevah been dun b4
      play Obscure

      Wouldn't even be the first Silent Hill game with co-op (or the second if you count the arcade game)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what am I looking at and why do I have the impression it's not a good game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Silent Hill: Book of Memories. A diablo-style dungeon crawler exclusive to the Vita developed by WayForward.
          The best part of it was the joke ending.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the least worse part of that was "be careful Mary you might catch something"

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Press R3 to crouch
    >Objective: Evade Pyramid Head

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALRIGHT JAMES GET YOUR ASS MOVING

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dOTa28l.jpg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest this isn't as funny without the audio

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Silent Hill battle pass

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >KILLIN A homie AINT SHIET. JUST PUT DA GAT TO THE HEAD AND BLLAT BLLAT.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that the ufo endings are canon and that's why the town doesn't appear in any of the new games.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/11r0qXqMuiXV

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a reference to something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No More Heroes

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Angela killed her brother and her father because they raped her
    >James killed Mary because she was suffering and he resented her despite loving her
    >Eddie killed... a dog

    Huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Eddie killed a lot more than a dog

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ito also said that Eddie killed only the dog and the rest of the people were Silent Hill manifestations.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was the person Eddie killed in the apartments a manifestation of the town or a real person? Also where did he get the pizza from in the bowling alley?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manifestation of the town. Probably as a way to "test" if Eddie would actually kill someone.
      He only killed his bully's dog and shot his bully in the kneecap before Silent Hill.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick... I just used my last health drink...
    >I should search that building for supplies...

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i see these threads time and time again but i still dont get why is james suddenly a potty-mouthed moron
    what the hell is going on?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a meme on modern video game, movie, tv show dialogue. I think it came from the resident evil 2 remake trailer where claire and leon said nothing but FRICKING SHIT FRICK FRICK FRICK WHAT THE HELL FRICKING SHIT.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern remakes think that mature dialogue equals cursing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the RE remakes if you don't get it.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you love me? Take care of me? Heal all of my pain?
    >Purchase Angela redeemed DLC?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James FRICKING Sunderland

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >James has a bare hands fight against Pyramid head
      >"DON'T FRICK WITH THIS HUSBAND"

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Silent Hill 2: Uncut
    >story, setting and characters are completely different
    Does one tiny slip of skin really make all the difference?

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