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Ah-universal interactive studios production...... Developed by Traveller's Tale... CRASH BANDICOOT THE WRATH OF CORTEX

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOADING
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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't play the Xbox

      kek it ran so much better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >looks worse than its ps1 prequels

        Every multiplat was better outside ps2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Every multiplat was better outside ps2.
          Not true, some games benefitted from the PS2's controller design. Games like Tony Hawk and SSX had tricks and control options removed on consoles without 4 shoulder buttons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The argument was about performance.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just sayin'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The weather of my cortex

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play the gamecube version with better load times
    >it's a snoozefest purely from the level design and crash's animations being way too slow for no reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also, gamecube is the worst looking version, and it runs at half the framerate, I think?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >crash's animations being way too slow for no reason
      This is the reason why it sucks. Shit runs like a 0.75 speed, the stages feel longer just due this and they're kind of long in reality but then they feel like a chore.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    like most other non-lego traveler's tales games, this game kind of sucked but it also had SOUL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is there a word for something that's clearly soulless, but also has soul in a contemporary way?
      like it's empty soulless shit, but it has a charm that modern art doesn't achieve

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ouless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if there's a better word than just calling it nostalgia. The way you describe it though, reminds me of vaporwave aesthetic, since that was basically borne out of the genuine appreciation for what was once, in a different era, thoughtlessly/cynically cheesy art design in corporate products and advertising.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        budget.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        conservative male artists with non dyed hair

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of those "somebody cared" kind of games where someone clearly tried harder than the budget, production, or rest of the team allowed for.

        Like I know people even making the worst shovelware games probably cared at least a little bit about a good job, but games like WoC you can definitely tell that someone REALLY tried.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The life icon is no longer 2D
      Completely soulless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If by soulless you mean soulful. He even blinks!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the castle levels were cool

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dududududududu oooooooooo nanananana nanananana nanananana nanana, na nana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no no it went like this
      doodloodleoodleoodleoodleoodloodloodle
      doot doot do doo doot
      da doot doot da doot
      doot doot do doo doot
      da doot doot doot, da da da
      doot doot do doo doot
      da doot doot da doot
      doot doot do doo doot
      da doot doot doot, da da da

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no CRRRRRRRRREATED AND DEVELOPED BY... NAUGHTY DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWG
    Put it back in the fricking trash where you found it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Volcano time trials were hard

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    While 3 was clearly superior this one was still fun and I enjoyed doing it 100%

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT
      THERE ARE ROLLING LEVELS

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no drive to finish Crash 4 (Forma TFB), the 100% is just fricking stupid, what to do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know what Forma TFB means, but for me the "completionist" goals are not really meant to be played in one playthrough, but progressively over years. People who try to do it all at once are doing it wrong, it's meant to be the kind of thing you come back to years later and still have more to do instead of having to start a new save file like most games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >TFB
        Toys for Bob

        Nah Crash games aren't supposed to be played over years, I'd give it 2 months, which is how much time I needed to finish the N-sane Trilogy, this game long ass levels, shitty box placements, no death requirement are just stupid

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The storm mask gave me at least two dozen game overs. Nothing else was that bad. The fire ball run was kinda ass but nowhere near as ass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That shit railroaded me as a kid, I had no idea what to do and gave up. Granted I was like 6.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Underrated ost

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >VRUUUMWOOOOO....
    >SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT AMERICA PRESENTS......
    >A UNIVERSAL INTERACTIVE STUDIOS PRODUCTION!.....
    >DEVELOPED BY EUROCOM ENTERTAINMENT SOFTWARE.....
    >CRAAAAAAAAASH BAAAASH
    >DOOT DOOT DOODOODOO DOOTDOOTDOOT DOOTDOOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is unironically where the series peaked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Crash Bash? Are you serious?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not Crash Team Racing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sit in a dark room
      >all that starts
      >light on your controller lights up
      Comfy kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so grim at the start? Actually a bit unnerving

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My brother wrote "crash bandicoot AND the wrath of cortex" on the memory card and I gave him shit for it because I was autistic.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wraith of cortex was great
    also the GBA games were kino as frick
    had pic growing up and it was great, bought it at Circuit City and I remember tearing open the box

    >wraith was kino
    >titans was kino
    >mind over mutant was kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no. look at crash's hand on the left. I guess we know what the N stands for.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replayed it a while ago and honestly I think it's better than Warped. But it was seen as a Warped+ when it came out.
    It's pretty damn good. Cortex Strikes back is the best, this is a 2nd to it. Could be as good if the boss fights were not pathetic. The crazy good music uplifts the game a lot too.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was so disappointed, mostly for the infinite loading sometimes interrupted by short levels

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really would have benefitted being a part of the N Sane Trilogy, possibly as an expansion DLC
    Even the remake physics would have been a big upgrade. I still love the game though.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >beg mom to get crash when older brothers hate kiddy games
    >obscenely long loadtimes are so bad that I get kicked of the playstation
    frick this game

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WoC may have been really flawed, but it still has one of the best OST's of any crash game

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony Computer Entertainment American Presents...
    >A Universal Interactive Studios Production...
    >Whole game created and developed by Naughty Doggg....
    >Crash Bandicoot WAAAARPEDDD!!!!!!!!
    >Press Start To Begin...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >N tropy's 'shoulders' jumping around in the shadows of the prologue cutscene
      I shat my pants

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played the original trilogy (and CTR/Crash Bash) as a kid and was a huge Crash fan, and this is the game that killed the series for me. Those load times were just too long.
    Still fap to some primo bandicoochie though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      please tell me theres an og image

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        probably

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*very ominuous voice* Crash Bandicoot 2... Cortex Strikes Back... Press... Start... to begin...

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me its https://youtu.be/5qFoDnOwUyM

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DUN DUN DADADADAAAAAA
    >STAART YOUR ENGINES FOR SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT AMERICA PRODUCTIONS
    >FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS FOR ANOTHER...NAUGHTY DOOOG CREATION

    >UNIVERSAL INTERACTIVE PRESENTS...
    >A TURBO CHARGED EXTRAVAGANZA BY VICARIOUS VISIONSSS!!
    >BRACE YOURSELF!
    >FOR CRAAAASH NITRO KAAAART!!!

    CTR and CNK were both kino despite CNK not having good physics, it's intro, music, themes and aesthetic were all very very good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CNK intro has to be the best crash Intro honestly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CNK honestly isn't that bad I really don't get why people hate it so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody hated CNK? If anything it's just underrated and never talked about

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