>AHAHAHAHAHA dude what if bro what if ahahahahah what if ALIENS SMOKED DRUGS ahahahahahaha WEED ALIENS and the aliens BURRRRRRP have funny faces to...

>AHAHAHAHAHA dude what if bro what if ahahahahah what if ALIENS SMOKED DRUGS ahahahahahaha WEED ALIENS and the aliens BURRRRRRP have funny faces too and smoke weed and say FUCK and COCK ahahahaha wubba lubba dub dub!!!! xDD

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let people enjoy things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let me be a retard
      Let us laugh at you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that you can't complain, the next time I talk about hating movie games and JRPGs. You wouldn't want to be hypocrites, would you?

        Besides, YOU are to blame for High on Life. You signaled to the industry that it's okay for games to be movies, and to have wacky and snarky characters talking about your feelings. Lie in the bed that you've made.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you talking to schizo?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You signaled to the industry that it's okay for games to be movies, and to have wacky and snarky characters talking about your feelings
          You're right. I went to Video Game Headquarters and convinced everyone. I was paid a lot of money to do this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nooooo games can't have stories, I must bing bing wahoo the whole time
          just keep playing your 30yo rehashes and phone games, then let the adults enjoy their games

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >games can't have stories, I must bing bing wahoo the whole time

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you want movie games so much?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cuz he can't afford real movies so he has to buy game pass to watch them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
                Oh how the tables have turned

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Um, excuse me sweaty, KIDS play games, adults watch them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah ipad child, everyone is aware your attention issues make you freak out if you stop fidgeting for more than 30 seconds
              just go back to angry birds and stop bothering adults

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go enjoy your Sony Cinematic Experience as a Service™ grampa, the rest of us are here to talk about video games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                says the retard playing nostalgia rehashes with no substance

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Substance = Gay black transgender men with vitiligo making out while I press no buttons and kneel in my living room
                The second you started strawmanning against gameplay, you outed yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tendie games
                >gameplay
                lmao, the industry moved on and nintendo is just rotting uncapable of moving past the gamecube era
                go back to talking to npcs in animal crossing and selling trash to buy more pink furniture to show everyone how girly you are

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >first he projects mobile games
                >now he projects nintendo
                >all to defend his snoy ego over his tired-millennial-gamer walking simulators

                Mash X to make Kratos dilate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can enjoy things, but only the things I enjoy. Stop not being me. Everything should be me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and me enjoying things is making fun of other people enjoy their shit sandwiches

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread twice a day
    Why does this shitty game live rent-free I'm your head? I played it for two hours, got annoyed by the voice acting and forgot about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because Justin Basedboy's brand of humor absolutely dominates every facet of Western "comedy" for some reason

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should have released your comedy routines then? Withholding your genius left us with Justin so really it is all your fault you greedy fuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        h

        >Two cartoons and a shitty game that is only alive because of game pass
        >dominates every facet of Western "comedy"
        You are the definition of rent-free.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon stop. Owning people this hard has been Illegal since the 13th Amendment!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It literally started with Family Guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's more to western comedy than Adult Swim.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      waste of $60 for you lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying I would pay for it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based on how you described it, and completely ignoring your embarrassing need to inject your cringe inducing obsession with rick and morty into the mix, this game sounds like a hoot and i might actually look into it. thanks for nothing, gay retard. btw, i fucked your mom up the shit hole with my big dick. btfo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > your cringe inducing obsession with rick and morty into the mix
      The game was made by the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedic genius""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" who made rick and morty.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This but without the use of ironic use excessive quotation marks in the stead of an actual criticism

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >in the stead of an actual criticism
          A lobotomized chimpanzee has a better sense of humor than Justin Roiland.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look i know he says fuck too much and overuses improvisational humor, but rick and morty was still a funny show for a couple years.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but rick and morty was still a funny show for a couple years
              First two episodes, tops.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was very enjoyable up to season 4, season 5 hits rock bottom, with anime parodies, the worst kind, like kappa mikey bad of anime parody, it was too painful to sit through, but they say season 6 recovers in quality significantly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think youre being honest just for the sake of argument

                After episode 2 all the humor immediately becomes "LOL FUCK SHIT ASS PENIS ATHEISM MORTY BURP".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats not true. One of my favorite visual gags was splitting the screen into multiple segments because of some quantam mechanic mumbo jumbo, then rick being so mentally ill he becomes paranoid the other timelines are plotting against him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think youre being honest just for the sake of argument

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i tried to play it, through game pass
    needed a DLL injector to not have console FOV. month+ later they still didnt add fov slider. they just abandoned the game after launch and took their money and ran

    also uses the most generic unreal assets the house is same exact house from house party a porn game in unreal, same models and textures as the girl

    also
    >nagging cunt girl nagging you to go get her food while calling you useless and shit

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly characters sit around dryly talking about modern leftist politics or how dumb they think religion is in "quirky" voices
      >this makes the redditor shit himself laughing like a hyena
      I don't get this generation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stand-up and most comedy is dead. Both "sides" don't want to laugh at "comedy," they want to clap because their views are being validated.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they also think a Civil War is going to be a fun party time and not end in them and their loved ones dying horrifically

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Half of this country protested because it couldn't get haircuts for two weeks and the other half burned down Targets to defeat racism but couldn't grow a plant. Neither side has it in them.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M AN ALIEN MORTY

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit: the game

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rick and Morty is (or at least was) a very popular show. Many people enjoy this form of humor. It's okay if you don't. Not every game is for you.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought it on my old Xbone One, what am I in for Ganker? I'm pretty pessimistic based on one boss fight that apparently namedrops Psychomantis and an area called "Space Applebee's", how original. What's the consensus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It plays similarly to Xenoblade Chronicles and Yakuza. There's alot of talking and cutscenes, and the gameplay is basically just mashing buttons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fun shooter, nothing groundbreaking but it's a nice experience
      most of the jokes are improvised and not funny, hopefully in a possible sequel they actually put some effort in that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think this game could use a sequel to improve on itself. Not only do the jokes need improvement, but the established universe is actually pretty cool. It could use a bigger budget to improve the visuals a bit.
        Also, while think the gameplay was already very good, (easily the best part) id like to see a few more guns, because the guns were actually quite fun and unique.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, I just liked watching the first 30 minutes of this movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought id be able to go back and watch this but you cant
      Instead theres some shit ass movie with fags talking the whole time

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this video game doesn't appeal to me, and I'm going to make sure all of my anonymous internet friends know it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      saucy

      >>this video game doesn't appeal to me, and I'm going to make sure all of my anonymous internet friends know it!
      da clunkiness kid

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker complains about the humor in this game, then they laugh to death watching anime bimbos going through the same overused "kyaaaa pantsu baka hentai aho"

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Far Cry Blood Dragon is a faaaaar better example of a comedic FPS than Reddit: The Videogame

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did enjoy this game but it has ZERO replayability. I havent touched it since I beat it. Also nipulon was the worst boss battle I have ever played.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you enjoyed the game once, why can't you enjoy it again down the road?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably because it has zero replayability like he said

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What defines replayability? Not enough collectables?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some guy at my work was talking about this game with a group of coworkers and I said the game looks like it was designed for idiots and cringe lords.
    The asshole said to me "So I guess that means you're playing it too?" They laughed at me and I just rolled my eyes before typing this now, I need a comeback Ganker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just laugh it off and say you don't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im not going to let some fucking cringe lord who plays reddit tier games get away with making fun of me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then smash their teeth in and throw them through the nearest glass window.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too late, you either repartee the quip or knock his ass out right then and there. Nothing else saves face and will only make you look lame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You used the phrase "cringe lords" - not just in real life - but in front of your coworkers?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's 2023. That sort of language is the norm now.

        It's too late, you either repartee the quip or knock his ass out right then and there. Nothing else saves face and will only make you look lame.

        Then smash their teeth in and throw them through the nearest glass window.

        I already have a reputation of being angry at my work and am not about to risk my career because some limp dick normie that thinks "LOL SO RANDUM" is funny.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's 2023. That sort of language is the norm now.
          No it's fucking not, unless you're working with teenagers.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I work in IT and yes it is.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I work with the dregs of society
              ah

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incest sex with the sister

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a step-sister. Not even incest. But it'd be hotter if they pretended it was.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "stop liking things I don't like"

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really that many jokes about eating shit in this game that it feels uncomfortably like an instance of "that one guy on the writing team slipped his weird fetish in under the radar by passing it off as a running gag"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually found this game funny, I don't know how he does it, but Justin Roiland is really good at not being funny.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this really does remind me of a scug's life
    does anyone else thing this looks like a scug's life
    this is what it truly means to life a scug's life
    i am a big fan of a scug's life
    the cinematic masterpiece that is a scug's life
    you can learn so much from a scug's life
    in our own way, we all life a scug's life
    some say the most important film of all time is a scug's life
    im fairly cerrtain the olot from this was ripped from a scug's life
    the writer will be sued for plagarizing a scug's life
    i will devote my life to praising a scug's life
    i will give all of my money to buying copies of a scug's life
    i will go to war on the internet for a scug's life
    i will get a tattoo of the entire cast and crew of a scug's life
    i will bleed for a scug's life
    there is nothing more important in all of creation than a scug's life
    a scug's life

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